It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. [...] Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams 'COCKS', punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window. Still, it's fun!
An anonymous chat service. It allows you to talk to a randomly selected stranger, who is most likely: A) Some random horny person typing one-handed. B) The same as A, save for the fact that they're probably from China, India, Korea, or Turkey. C) A troll. (You should talk to them, they're some of the only intelligent lifeforms around there, even if they still are insulting you.) D) Roleplayers, but they're limited to some topics. Or last but not least, the two rarest. E) An actual chick. (Consider yourself lucky for finding more than 2 in a half-hour.) And F) People who actually go to chat.Please keep in mind that we are in no way making fun of the site. It's a really well put together site, often preferred over other chat services like Chat Roulette. It actually lets you list your interests and matches your conversational partners with said interests. The problem Omegle (and all other anon chats for that matter) suffers is that whenever something that gives a heavy possibility to be used for a sexual release comes out, it will be used for such. That being said, the site is still a lot of fun to use.
Dangerously Genre Savvy: Be warned, if you ever go to that site seeking kiks, skype, cyber sex, phone sex, or anything of the sorts, there is a troll on the site who knows exactly how to twist the situation to his benefit to humiliate you in some way. Example A youtube user by the name maxmoefoe managed to make a horny bastard seeking phone sex call a police station.
Deadpan Snarker: For all the perverts on this site, there are many of those who will berate and talk down to the perverts with sarcasm that can be hard to detect through the inter-webs.
Engrish: Most likely when you talk to a non-native English speaker. Sometimes even people FROM an English-speaking country will use this, as brains are low for the most part. Or you're just being trolled.
Genius Ditz: Not all the stupid people are all that stupid, sometimes they just give off the stupid vibe.
Genre Savvy: For as many smart trolls as there are, they're just as many normal people who know about the rampant bots all over the place and know how to avoid them, and they know how to make kik/cyber sex freaks go away.
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of the people here are only here for "cyber sex," kiks, and more cyber sex, and the 10% are either trolls, jerks, or people with terrible grammar.
Surreal Humor: Sometimes people say things so outlandish and weird it's hilarious.
Surreal Horror: Though, sometimes they say things so outlandish and weird it's creepy.
Turing Test: There is a utility called Clevermegle that allows you to watch Cleverbot chat on Omegle. See how long it takes for the other person to find out they're talking to a bot. They probably never will.
You Make Me Sic: Grammar Nazis will correct the grammar of people who say they're going to kill themselves. Justified though, as you can't really take anything anyone says on this site as serious.