Blood of the lamb, motherfuckers.God is not as omnipresent as the Bible would have you believe. Jesus Christ has grown fed up of watching humanity struggle without the aid of their Divine Father, so he resolves to do something about it... and so begins a mad journey through time with various historical figures, beating up villains of the past and generally kicking ass. The Heavenly Host is determined to stop him, and history is not as it should be...Read it here.
— Jesus Christ
Provides examples of:
- Kung-Fu Jesus: Jesus, of course. Kicks off the plot.