> Begin reading excessively verbose document.I don't merely draw Homestuck... ==>
I CONJURE THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS. I PULL HEAVY DRAGS FROM THE BRUMES OF INSPIRATION WITH ENCHANTED BELLOWS MARAUDED FROM A GUILD OF CHURLISH MYTHICAL DWARVES. VAST BULBOUS RIDDLESPIDERS PUSH THE SILKEN STRANDS OF PURE WHIMSY THROUGH HIDEOUS ABDOMINAL SPINNERETS AND IT IS THAT WITH WHICH I WEAVE THIS AUDACIOUS COCOON OF EXQUISITE LIES. AND WHEN IT HATCHES A GREAT MOTH OF TITILLATION WILL AWAKEN AND ROAR AND BEAT ITS WINGS, AND THE POWDER SETTLING DOWN WILL ARREST THE HUMORS OF AN ENORMOUS TERRIBLE OLD BEGGAR, RELAXING THE VULTUROUS LEATHERY VICEGRIP HE'S FIXED AROUND YOUR CAPTIVE MIND. A peculiar sort of
Interactive Comic/Flash game hybrid.
Homestuck
is the fourth and latest series of
MS Paint Adventures, a series of web comics done in the style of old
text-based adventure games, written by
Andrew Hussie (
and the fans). Homestuck started like the others, with every update prompted by a user suggestion, but it soon shed its
suggestion box when the plot outgrew it, and has since become a multimedia
thing which has grown to be truly enormous.
A young man stands in his bedroom.
It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was 13 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?...It will be
Zoosmell Pooplord... er, sorry. It will be
John Egbert. Our chief protagonist is one of
four thirteen-
year-old friends— the other three being
Rose Lalonde,
Dave Strider, and
Jade Harley— who are fated to play Sburb, a widely-hyped multiplayer video game with real-life effects. Sburb allows players to manipulate and modify each other's environments in real time, in a way reminiscent of
The Sims. But as it turns out, the consequences of playing Sburb
are significantly further-reaching than they initially appear to be, and what begins as a series of amusing domestic struggles and game-mechanics goofs quickly
spirals into a succession of events the likes of which need to be seen to be believed.
Homestuck began on
April 13th, 2009, only one month after the end of the highly successful
Problem Sleuth. It rapidly rose in popularity for many reasons, but primarily for its
intricate multi-timeline apocalypse-centric plot,
an insanely fast update schedule,
note It updates with 5.5 pages a day on average; that means a veritable torrent of updates, unless Andrew's making a Flash animation a
visual upgrade from the style of
Problem Sleuth,
Flash animations and games accompanied by
a massive soundtrack, and its
incredibly high trope density.The
MS Paint Adventures Wiki
is maintained by fans, and tends to be an invaluable source of assistance when reading
Homestuck for the first time, though the content there should be taken with a grain of salt, as its userbase has a tendency to occasionally post speculation as fact. Hussie used to use Formspring as a means of communicating with readers, but eventually ditched it
note for those interested, the content has been archived here
in favour of
his Tumblr account
, which is occasionally opened for questions.
Homestuck also has a completed
Kickstarter
for a full fledged
Adventure Game, set
within the universe but not following the main canon. The Kickstarter has raised roughly $2.48 Million (out of
$700,000 minimum), a feat that has placed it tenth (sixth at the time it closed) in the
Top Ten Kickstarter Projects
by total funds raised, according to
The Other Wiki. The final figure has yet to be disclosed.
As of April 14th, 2013, Homestuck has gone on hiatus due to Hussie needing time to work on the aforementioned game.
Late Arrival Spoiler Warning: If the fact that this entry was breaking the site didn't clue you in, this entry has reached
Troper Critical Mass, at least partially because of the aforementioned reasons.
ALL spoilers have been left unmarked.
Homestuck is freely available and there's no barrier to reading it save for its sheer length, so
every single spoiler tag has been removed on every subpage; even visiting the character index contains spoilers. To fully enjoy the experience, it is
highly suggested you read the whole comic
before visiting any of the following links.
You Have Been Warned.
Good luck.
> Gather articles of supplemental data related to Homestuck.
> Study cast dossier. > Fondly regard coronation. > Experience mirthful shenanigans. > Inspect burning vascular pump. > Peruse bad dream catalysts. > Shed single tear of black liquid sorrow. > Catalogue sick beats. > Appreciate beat collections. > Investigate unfocused predictions. > Report cranial irritation. > Attempt to understand mind-bending chronology. > Compile fan works. > Respond to the story's events. > Weigh in on controversial matters. > Sleuth out internet colloquialisms. > Succumb to unfathomable briefness. > Evaluate inspiring quotations. > Compose Japanese poetry. > Engage in useless learning. > Document references to other media. > Take inventory of thermal hull. > Contextualize currently compiled list of common media devices exemplified in Homestuck.
PSYCHE! The tropes for this work have been split alphabetically due to their sheer numbers. Looks like you'll have to visit the sub-pages for the trope listing.
4/13/2009 - 4/13/2010
4 kids
365 days (and counting)
1668 pages
2024 images
85,000 words
63 Flash animations
5.5 images per day, every day
1 Flash animation every 6 days
1 hour total of animated footage
3000 imported graphic files
4 albumsnote Five if you count Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead.
—Andrew, stats for Homestuck first year
4/13/2009 - 4/16/2011
733 days
3718 pages
5 pages per day
hours and hours of animated footage + gameplay
1445 days
6050 pages
11,541 panels
649,080 words (incl. 106,836 transcribed)
141 Flash update
3 hours of animated footage
28 albumsnote 25 if you count Homestuck Vol. 1-4 as one.
ca. 16 hours of music
43 Sweet Bro and Hella Jeffs
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