FreakAngels is a webcomic written by Warren Ellis, author of Nextwave/Transmetropolitan, transhumanist and noted Crazy Awesome British person, with art by Paul Duffield.Set six years after apocalyptic flooding destroys modern civilization (at least in Great Britain), the story follows the self-styled "FreakAngels" - a dozen 23-year-olds born at the exact same moment, all with purple eyes, pale skin and an array of mental powers that include telekinesis, telepathy, mind control, and unique individual gifts.The comic is set in the London district of Whitechapel, now flooded with a good 20 feet of water, and populated by refugees. The FreakAngels are essentially in charge. They're responsible for the steam-powered machines that purify water, the scavenging of artifacts from the pre-flood days, defense against raiders from other neighborhoods, and general enforcement of order. But the raids are getting bolder, the population of Whitechapel is growing too large for their jury-rigged equipment to feed, and the exiled twelfth FreakAngel is looking for revenge on his old family.Ellis and Duffield turned out six full-color pages a week; it ended at 144 episodes (six volumes of the paper edition) on August 5, 2011. It can be seen here.
Subverted: Episode 130 reveals that apparently only Britain is destroyed and shielded from the world.
A God Am I: Luke's general attitude towards the package, believing that he is part of the "master race" and that having power means he should be able to use it on "lesser souls". Connor hints that this attitude is the primary reason behind his Jerkass tendencies. Though after being shot in the head his attitude seems to be shifting away from this.
Alphabetical Theme Naming: All the FreakAngels' names contain the letter K or at the very least a hard C.
KK: - fucking torture chamber, Kait! Karl: You can read fucking minds, Kait, so why are you operating the Whitechapel wing of Abu Fucking Ghraib over there - Arkady: It smells of poo!
Ascended Fangirl: Kait, who grew up on cop shows and has appointed herself the chief of police for Whitechapel.
Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: The ending heavily implies that the Freakangels ended up somewhere outside of time, and this was where their future selves were communicating with themselves in the present. Or something.
Back Alley Doctor: Miki. Each of the FreakAngels is a self-taught but very competent back-alley specialist in a different area. Their power "package" let them master their professions by reading the minds of experts.
Back from the Dead: Mark was thought dead early on, and came back. Two characters(Luke and Connor) come back after being shot point-blank in the head. Another may have done it more than once. In fact, some characters posit that none of the FreakAngels can actually die.
Badass: Jack and Kait can kick ass without their powers, being a salvager/explorer and policeman respectively.
Badass Normal: Alice gets dubbed an "Honorary FreakAngel" on her first day in town, mostly for keeping her cool when Whitechapel comes under attack.
A week later, she proves her badassery when she takes out Luke with her trusty shotgun, after he's already seriously injured Kirk and nearly killed KK.
The Beautiful Elite: The FreakAngels are all fairly attractive with their perfect white skin and exotic eye & hair colours. The otherworldly look makes them even more distinct from everyone else, additional to their powers and own moral code. That most other humans are often starved or otherwise ill helps too.
Arkady: Do you know what that was, Luke? That was exactly one second of my overdose experience when we were fifteen. If you ever do something like this again, I am going to give you five minutes of that.
Bishounen/Bifauxnen: Most of the FreakAngels are fairly attractive, and it can be somewhat hard to tell their exact gender for some of them. Arkady and Karl are even hard to tell apart in a couple of panels, despite being opposite genders, due to their shaved heads(and Arkady's general flat-chestedness).
Brain Bleach: This is one among the many FreakAngel powers. It is applied (usually by Sirrka) to the traumatized people they encounter in Whitechapel. In the case that happens "on-screen" she doesnt even ask if the girl actually WANTS her brain bleached. In this case and others it seems the FreakAngels apply brain bleach not just out of mercy, but also to keep their powers secret.
The FreakAngels are often treated to Too Much Information from their friends, invoking this trope. See the Perverse Sexual Lust entry below.
Luke and Mark both get their brains, if not Bleached, then at least thoroughly laundered. It makes them less crazy, but not much more pleasant.
Brick Joke: The comic begins with KK waking up to discover she screwed a kid from Lambeth. In Episode 8, it's mentioned that Arkady had been in the market the previous week predicting the future. One prediction was that KK would shag someone from Lambeth. See Mad Oracle, below.
Alice was introduced in the second episode of the comic. In the second-to-last episode, she is paired with a new supporting character named Bob.
Bullying a Dragon: Hunting down a group of teenagers, who can blow up stuff with their minds and deflect artillery strikes, was bound to end up badly. Especially if said children would love to be left alone. Cue a disaster that left Great Britain in ruins.
Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Arkady has Cloudcuckoolander tendencies and is hard to take seriously, but she's by far the strongest and most skilled user of the FreakAngels powers.
Butt Monkey: Luke. In one day, he gets punched and crotch-stomped by Kirk, pistol-whipped by Jack, and Arkady Mind Rapes him (see Beware the Nice Ones above), leaving him crying in the fetal position on the floor in a puddle of his own urine. A week later, he gets whacked in the face by Alice, curb-stomped by Sirkka and Caz, chained up in Kait's dungeon, shot in both legs by Kirk, blasted by Alice's shotgun, and finally shot through the head, after which he walks it off.Not that he didn't deserve it.
Combo Platter Powers: Every FreakAngel can use telepathy to talk to the others, read minds, see through someone else's eyes, and project their own thoughts and memories. They can use telekinesis in a variety of ways, from deflecting bullets to causing explosions. They regenerate from serious injury and can go for weeks without food, water, or sleep. Together, they can freeze time, reshape wood on the cellular level, reverse the chemical reaction of expended gunpowder on the molecular level and build time moats.
Lampshaded by Arkady, who apparently spends much of her time developing new tricks, such as teleportation.
It's also possible that they can't be killed, considering that Mark survived having an ice pick driven into his brain, and Luke and Connor have both survived fatal headshots.
It's hinted (and possible, within the realm of pseudo-science) that all their powers are simply manipulations of an incredibly potent personal electromagnetic field.
Face Heel Turn: Mark is a rather tragic example. In flashbacks he's an idealistic 14 year old boy who wanted to use the package to help mankind. In the present he's a psychopath who got exiled for mind controlling dozens of helpless civilians. Luke also seems to have had one sometime in the past (though admittedly he had some Jerkass tendencies in the flashbacks).
Gorn: Forget the below-mentioned Your Head A Splode - We've got Your TORSO A-splode! Not to mention the loving rendition of shattering bones and tearing flesh...
Heterosexual Life Partners / Ho Yay: Kirk and Karl seem to only be able to stand each other, tried to murder Mark and kept the secret to themselves, and despite their many interactions have the rare accomplishment of never fighting with one another. Though they don't get much focus, it's implied rather heavily they share a strong bond.
As of episode 139, it's heavily implied that they're either an item or are at least considering it.
Karl: If you think I'm kissing you in front of this shower of bastards you're fucking insane.
Humans Are White: A side effect of the "package" is pale skin and purple eyes, which even Carolyn (black), Miki (Asian), and KK (possibly part Islander) have.
Ineffectual Loner: Jack is constantly called out on this. His tendency to go off on his own is seen as him shirking his emotional responsibilities.
I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Cruelly subverted. Jack is in love with Sirkka and doesn't approve of her polyamorous ways, but rather than object, he just stays away from her. This makes Sirkka, who loves him back, absolutely miserable.
Jack the Ripper: A murder in Book 3 is done seemingly as a tribute to Jack the Ripper, using the same modus operandi (slashed throat, mutilated stomach) in the same location (Whitechapel).
Jerkass: Luke in particular, but all of the FreakAngels to an extent. Lampshaded by Connor, who points out that they really are all a bunch of evil arseholes who can do nothing but yell at each other and fuck up.
Let's Get Dangerous: A wordless example here. In one panel, the FreakAngels snap from a bunch of bickering kids to the psychic hive mind that punched a hole in reality.
An alternative explanation is that this foreshadows a future plot line. In the scene were Arkady says she doesn't remember visiting the market, she also talks about how she's considering the possibility of time travel. The implication seems to be that the Arkady who made the predictions in the marketplace might have been Arkady traveling back from some point in the future.
Magic Skirt: KK. Her skirt is about twice as wide as a belt and made from some ruffly material, but the Panty Shot proves elusive.
Moral Event Horizon: In the Freakangels' minds, brainwashing people; this is discussed in-universe several times. Oddly, they don't have any rules to deal with violence, and Kait is never punished for torturing people for dubious reasons, nor has anyone been punished for their murder attempts.
KK, possibly with a dose of Author Appeal. She also appears on the cover of both print volumes, and all the promotional material for the comic.
Arkady also tends to wear see-through clothing.
Lampshaded when a character asks Arkady to at least wear panties. She's been wearing underwear for a good long while now, though they are still visible through her skirt.
In Episode 0122, Luke appears to be having one of these moments, saying the only thing to do is "get rid of him" and then for the others to sort out why they're here...while crying.
Evidently, this is the reason for Mark's activities. He was responsible for breaking the country as badly as it did, and he went crazy with guilt. Even worse when you remember all his good intentions as a thirteen year old kid.
Near Death Experience: Apparently any one of these unpacks a FreakAngel's package further.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: The FreakAngels had initially wanted to simply cause a huge, showy, but not really lethal disaster, for the sake of getting the army off their back. Their severe underestimation of just how powerful they were, plus the amount of pain and frustration they poured into their efforts, caused them to instead bring about an immensely destructive force which pretty much ended civilization, at least in Britain.
Not so Different: Connor frequently lampshades that every FreakAngel is as much of a Jerkass as Luke and Mark.
Only Six Faces: The FreakAngels all look a lot alike. This is a deliberate facet of the story; Ellis has stated that the core idea of the comic is "what if the Midwich Cuckoos survived, grew up, and then fucked up?". The Midwich Cuckoos are famous for, among other things, all looking exactly the same. That being said, some of the character designs have changed noticeably since the beginning. Compare KK then with KK now, for instance.
Person of Mass Destruction: Any single FreakAngel can completely dominate a person's mind or tearing them apart telekinetically, and can shield himself against small arms fire. Two or three working in concert can demolish buildings, blast apart small armies, and cause large explosions, as well as protecting themselves from heavy machine guns and artillery. All twelve of them were able to strike the planet so hard that it caused catastrophic earthquakes, flooded Britain, disrupted the Earth's geomagnetic field and seem to have broken time and space.
Kait: I fucking loved Quincy. In fact, I would have done Quincy, so less of your lip. Miki:You would have... Kait: He was a crimefighting genius and he always had hot young chicks on his boat. Quincy's cock was a foot long.
Kait: You're confessing to murder. Two people just confessed murder to me in the same minute. Why aren't I happy? I swear I had masturbation fantasies about this. Karl: Oh, Christ, Kait! Too much information! Is this my punishment? I have to think about you in an interrogation cell in front of a weeping criminal and rubbing one out? Kait: [lip bite]... And then Quincy walks in. Karl: Aaaaaah!
Sand In My Eyes: In Episode 0122 Luke starts to cry after giving a speech where he admits what a terrible person he's been. Upon realizing this, he comments "Something's wrong with my eye."
Secret Keeper: Alice is the only person in Whitechapel who knows that the FreakAngels really have superpowers.
Tears of Blood: These start showing up as the FreakAngels' reconstruction of Whitechapel becomes more and more advanced.
There Are No Therapists: Played with. Sirkka is the local equivalent of a psychologist and helps abuse victims and people Mind Raped by Mark. Her own love life, on the other, hand is a total mess. Other FreakAngels are not much better with the group consisting of The Ophelia, an Ineffectual Loner, a Knight Templar, a guy driven crazy by his own guilt, A God Am I wannabe and a few other dysfunctional personality types. Some hide it better than others. At the end they all get a quick therapy from Arkady of all people. and Luke is fixed on his own request. Even Mark seems to be much more sane. It is implied that their problems didn’t magically disappear, but they will eventually get over their issues with some love and hard work. FreakAngels are True Companions after all.
KK: "All your forthcoming bone fractures are belong to us."
True Companions: FreakAngels before the catastrophe. After this event most of them got their own issues and the group broke apart. At the end, they are together again, even if not completely healed.
Unexplained Recovery: "I don't want to say 'I got better' because it's a rotten cliche, but..."
Webcomic Time: In the first 13 months of its run, the comic covered a grand total of one day. Then there was a one-week Time Skip, and the following two years have covered another day.
What the Hell, Hero?: Sirkka for her More than Mind Control method of helping abuse victims, Kait for keeping a prison/torture chamber, and later Miki for using her package upgrade to castrate Luke.
Your Head A Splode: Another of the FreakAngels' powers. Presumably the judicious application of telekinesis or a force field. Seen in a recent flashback.
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