was the first webcomic
from Michael Poe (Creator of Errant Story
and Does Not Play Well With Others
) that ran from 2000 to 2002 on Keenspot
. Initially the comic followed in namesake in the form of two characters: Ralph Givememore, definitely not a Moogle
and Bimbo Moneymaker
. Two roommates who pretty much messed around with each other while making as many sexual jokes as possible. Soon, another character, Jordan Kennedy, a very sarcastic self proclaimed "Evil Genius
" joins them and not long after Bimbo's sister, Bush Moneymaker, is brought into the cast. However the latter two characters soon started to become the focus of the comic as more of Jordan's backstory was known
. And the series quickly took a dark turn
Still floating around the net since its end, you can read it here
Tropes seen in Exploitation Now
- Arm Cannon/Artificial Limbs: Jordan's left arm.
- Bilingual Backfire: One comic had Jordan and Bush hitching a ride on a bus full of Asian girls from an anime con. One of the girls in front of them notices the two and seeing Bush, thinking she a fellow Asian (since Bush is half Asian) starts to mock Jordan in her native tongue thinking Jordan can't understand her. However it turns out Bush can't understand the language but Jordan can and quickly lets the girl know she not amused.
- Bittersweet Ending: Jordan confronts the agency that ruined her life and manages to destroy their headquarters. But Bush is unfortunately killed in the process.
- Breaking In Old Habits: Among other improvements, Jordan fitted her prosthetic hand with a vibrator mode...
- Broken Bird: Jordan once you learn of her past.
- Cast Pages always Lie: Jordan's provided cast page during the original run said that she was the only one smart enough to have a no-nudity clause in her contract. While this got her out of a Naughty Tentacles scene (the in-story reason being the monster disliked Americans girls), she was eventually shown taking off her top.
- Cerebus Syndrome: Started off as an off color comedy. But once Jordan became the focus...
- Demoted to Extra: Ralph and Bimbo. It was Lampshaded.
- Expy: Yeah Ralph is totally not a Moogle. Where would you get that idea?
- Genre Savvy: All of the characters, hero, villain or otherwise.
- Groin Attack: Poor Ralph
- Killed Off for Real: Bush
- Kill Sat: Mere childsplay for Jordan to hack one and becomes a major plot point later on.
- Life or Limb Decision: Though it's pretty easy to decide since it's the prosthetic one.
- Mad Scientist: Jordan
- Ms. Fanservice: Gee no points for guessing why she's named Bimbo.
- It's sort of a Non-Indicative Name though since most people (and dictionaries) use 'bimbo' as a term for a Brainless Beauty and Bimbo is relatively smart. Further, it's mentioned that the sisters were named by their Japanese mother while she was still high on painkillers, and their father hadn't the heart to tell her what the names meant. Compared to Bitch, Brat, and Bush, Bimbo almost got off lightly.
- My Name Is Not Durwood: Ralph gets this a lot on the nature of his species.
- Naughty Tentacles: Cthulhu in an earlier strip and Lord Naughtinus later on.
- No Ending: Well sort of, the comic does bring a conclusion to Jordan struggle against the agency that ruined her life. But it just sorta...stops after that with no follow up.
- No Fourth Wall: The characters are quite aware they're in a comic and often hang lampshades about it. Mostly this is reserved for Bimbo and Ralph though.
- Refuge in Audacity
- Road Show: Most of the focus on Jordan and Bush is them traveling.
- Shout Out: Plenty, have fun finding them.
- Spotlight-Stealing Squad: Became pretty obvious halfway through the strip's run that Poe preferred messing with Jordan.
- Webcomic Time: Jordan takes the time to divulge her backstory during a shootout which took two months to get through.
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: Bush questions this to a tentacle monster when its waiting for a female swordswoman to finish her transformation. He thinks about then tells her not to mention it again.
- You Bastard: Poe constantly grumbles about what perverts his readers are. In fact, the title of the comic can in itself be seen as this.