Nash Bozard hosts What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?, an internet show which focuses on various news stories of human stupidity and general what-the-fuckery. It began as a spin-off of Nash's live internet radio show Radio Dead Air with the intention of joining That Guy With The Glasses.com, which succeeded after 17 episodes.The show follows a simple formula: The host introduces the episode's topic with a poorly drawn cartoon, then proceeds to lose his mind over the featured news stories and the episode ends with a sketch featuring some of the secondary characters.Nash also produces a live version of WTFIWWY for Radio Dead Air, recordings of which are available on Radio Dead Air's blip.tv account (and are occasionally uploaded to TGWTG). His co-host (through the magic of Skype) for the live WTFIWWY is his friend Tara Deenihan. Nash's girlfriendJesu Otaku, also often appears on Radio Dead Air and live WTFIWWY. The Radio Dead Air program is live every Monday at 9PM US Eastern Time. It is highly recommended that you read the FAQ before joining the chat and stream.In addition to that, Nash also produces two Video Review Shows: "Classic Doctor Who Reviews", which focuses on his least favourite Doctor Who episodes of the "Classic" series of Dr. Who (with the occasional episode from the new series), and "The Musical Chair", in which he talks about modern music performers that he considers underrated (artists he has featured include Richard Thompson, Warren Zevon, The Mountain Goats and Jonathan Coulton). Nash also co-hosts "Tuesday Tech Talk" and "How To Do It" with Lord Kat, which are recorded live every Tuesday on Lord Kat's stream.A list of things reviewed by Nash can be found here.
These works provide examples of:
A Good Name for a Rock Band: In the Live What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? of 06/21/11, after reading the headline Man allegedly wounded by two 'booty call ninjas', Tara says that she will create a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas.
From WTFIWWY Live - Right Turn, Clyde - 5/7/12: 'Anthrax vagina attack, which is a great punk band name, by the way.'
Nash: Hmm...what's a good way to illustrate the point? [Thinks for a moment, then gets crushed by a falling caption reading "MESSAGE"] Yeah...that'll do it...
It returns during the Doctor's Kirk Summation to beat him repeatedly over the head.
In his "It's Stupid At The Top" video, "Sometimes you'll be saddled with a guy whose idea of leadership is invading Poland, drilling in the Gulf of Mexico without checking the failsafes, or giving Smallville ten goddamned seasons."
When noting strong catalysts for the Happy Flappy Equation, he lists off hallucinogens, being on fire and sitting through any movie starring Andy Dick. His low thresholds for resisting Happy Flappy time - idiots, crazy persons or actually being Andy Dick.
In the episode on alcohol, he notes that some causes for crazy are bad judgement, poorly planned choices and country music. Also, mentioning binge drinking, frat parties and The Pogues.
In his review of Terror of the Vervoids, he lists off some of the terrible dangers the Doctor has faced, including Sea Devils, robots, rival Time Lords, and the insidious evil that is... Russell T Davies.
Frequently inverted, as seen in the page quote.
Ass Shove: A recurring topic is people putting various objects in their orifices. "It's not a bag of holding, people!"
Better by a Different Name: Nash insists on referring to the aliens in Terror of the Vervoids as "Daft-Punkians", and ends up setting part of the episode as a video for "Around the World".
Disproportionate Retribution: Subtle case on "Weekend At Bernie's 3;" Nash segues to the "corpse abuse" case with a dissertation on mourning the dead. Tara was completely unaware as to where it was going, but dreading it just the same. She responds by using the story as a springboard to discuss her rather strange proposal for Nash's funeral. Later, during the "what have we learned" segment, she brings up an unrelated story involving public urinals. Nash is completely broken.
Nash: Imagine, if you will, attempting to shoot the broad side of a barn and not only missing, but somehow managing to set your own balls on fire in process...
Everything's Better with Monkeys: Nash admittedly has trouble discussing the topic of MONKEYS!!!! without exploding into childish outbursts. Naturally, he made an episode about them.
In the 7/04/11 Live WTFIWWY, Nash realized he'll never run out of material and has excellent job security. This isn't a good thing.
Groin Attack: The final two stories of "Tainted Love" both involve something bad happening to a man's equipment. You have been warned. Not to mention in "Land Of The Rising DUMB" when a rabid Domo-kun the internet sent after Nash for bad mouthing Japan chomped on Nash's man area and the only way JesuOtaku could get it off was by kicking said area.
Growing the Beard: Nash considers Episode 4 of What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? to be when he locked the show's formula and everything started to gel together. invoked
Guest Host: After Nash is assaulted by monkeys in one episode, Space Guy takes his place in the next episode while he recovers off-screen.
On live WTF, a guest co-host does the show whenever Tara is unavailable. Previous guest hosts include Oancitizen, Obscurus Lupa, Derek The Bard and JewWario. Doug Walker has co-hosted the show with Tara and Nash on one occasion. Jesu Otaku appeared for 3-host Live WTFs whenever the show was broadcast from her old house (and will presumably get more common now that she has moved in with Nash).
Nash: This is our framing device for the show — a v-log. Some guy sitting in front of a camera, telling the Internet about the Doctor. Who could possibly think this was interesting, or compelling, or I'm suddenly talking about myself, aren't I?
From his first episode, on a story about mysteriously appearing sex toys:
"'It's a real mystery; we have no idea where they came from,' Miss Bates said." Is there a Master Bates? *beat* Eh, f**k you. You were thinking the same thing!
Sometimes the featured articles have their fair share of puns, especially when they are about something really stupid, and Nash always comments on that.
Tara: I did it! I rendered [Nash] speechless! I've been working so hard.
Kick the Dog: Literally joked about in the 11/14/11 Live WTFIWWY: in response to Tara talking about how Ambien could make people do crazy things and not remember them the next day, Nash claimed he could use the same excuse to get away with punting his neighbor's chihuahua over a building.
Leitmotif: Douchequakes are always accompanied by Gunther's Ding Dong Song.
Arlo's appearances are always accompanied by a banjo riff.
Later appearances of the "time to do the math" gag are accompanied by the Chicken Dance song.
Limited Wardrobe: The blue jacket and the black shirt with a grey collar. Though he has used other clothes, this are the most common.
Long Runner: What The Fuck is Wrong with You? isn't one, but Nash's Radio Dead Air internet radio show (from which WTFIWWY spun off from) is. Radio Dead Air has been going since 2000, and he's only missed a handful of broadcasts due to illness or weather in all that time.
Jesu Otaku: Do you mean "innovative" or "going to make me sad?" Nash: *beat* Yes.
And from the live show:
Tara: (regarding a hippo plushie that makes fart noises when squeezed) Is this better or worse than the orgasm hippo? Nash: (immediately) Yes.
Mushroom Samba: Nash tries (in-universe) bath salts. It doesn't seem to be working... until his friend next to him apparently turns into a werewolf and shouts I AM THE DEVIL I AM THE DEVIL!.
Naughty Tentacles: His reaction to the Dalek-human merging is the same as everyone else
Nash: That Dalek just shoved a guy up its ass!
Nerds Are Virgins: When correcting the 5th Doctor using the term "Brontosaurus", Nash then says "Yes, I've had sex. Shut up!"
From The Incredible Hulk Returns, after Nash has just finished explaining the backstory of Thor:
Film Brain: Nash, don't take this the wrong way, but have you ever touched a boob before?
Nash: Would punching you in the face count?
Film Brain: ...touche.
The Nicknamer: Nash often uses names like "Jackass McNutFuck" in lieu of the stupid person's actual name.
Noodle Incident: The time Nash tried to steal the Olympic torch. He tells the story once in a blue moon and it keeps being brought up by Tara, but there's many, particularly those who started watching RDA after Nash joined TGWTG who are completely clued out by the references.
A Rare Sentence: Nash has to say these a lot. Examples include "Puppies do not make good ordnance" and "While you can debate the right or wrong of the police seizing his penis"
Usually followed by "can't believe I had to say that!"
From "The Happiness Patrol":
"Meanwhile, Helen A uses the slot machine to execute Mister Grumpypants. Yes, I actually had to say those words. I'm sad, too."
"The Doctor and Harmonica Man escape into the candy pipes; Dear God, how insane do I sound right now?" (These weren't even the only times he had to invoke this.)
Also: "You are not discreet when your pants are full of chicken!"
Reset Button: Nash attempted to invoke this when he was told that monkeys and apes were uprising by Space Guy. It worked in the sense that the rebellion was over by the next episode, but that didn't save Nash from a very painful hospital visit, during which Space Guy presented the video.
However, in the episode "Nimrods Are Forever," the douchequake was retired due to the massive earthquake in Japan. It was brought back in "Good and Evil", just in time for Nash to learn of the existence of crotchless panties for children.
"WE GOT VIDEO! :D" [cut to footage of aforementioned atrocity]
Time to do the math... [cue The Chicken Dance] This... plus this... EQUALS FUCKING THIS!"
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" When Linkara points out how often he overuses it, Nash points out that Mr. "I AM A MAN!" isn't exactly innocent here.
Saying something like "I think they used the wrong music there," then rewinding the scene to have a more "appropriate" backing track.
In the live shows, Tara's obsession with hippos and Nash's growing horror at how many hippo-related items she has.
Stories involving people abusing bath salts. Nash even claims it's a conspiracy.
Various things, especially nudity and Florida, being in Nash and Tara's "wheelhouse".
Share the Male Pain: Lampshaded several times. Also inverted in one Live WTFIWWY, when Nash says "Ladies, brace yourselves" before talking about a woman who hid a knife in her lady parts.
The "Great Moments in Stupid History" cartoon from "This Is All YOUR Fault (Again)" (about the exploding whale incident) is set to The Liberty Bell and at the end, Stickboy is flattened by a piece of whale meat in the same way and with the same sound effect as the giant foot.
Slasher Smile: Nash makes one every now and then on RDA live. It's scary.
Stupid Crooks: Oh yes. This and crazy naked people make up 90% of WTFIWWY's content.
Stuff Blowing Up: In the Valentine's Day episode, the following items explode in his face: a flashlight full of gunpowder, an electrified skull, and a hotdog.
Take That, Audience!: Especially on the live show, where he repeatedly compares the channel to the "winners."
Tempting Fate: Several items are introduced this way.
And even double-subverted once. He lists something even more ridiculous than the previous story. He looks around expectantly for a long beat. Then:
Nash: Ha! Got you, internet! That's too specific even for— *that exact story appears* oh good lord.
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: At the end of the WTFIWWY episode "Begging the Question", Space Guy delivered one of these to the Trousers Cosmic, which also doubled as a Logic Bomb.
Translation: Yes: One of Arlo's lines in "Bad Idea Bonanza", translated as "What he said."
Unusual Euphemism: Recently, Nash and Tara have begun calling genitalia (of either gender) 'Fiddly bits'.