[[caption-width-right:317:Definitely '''not''' for kids.]]
''Transylvania TV'' is a Web original Retro Monster Comedy Puppet Show that is not for kids. Described by one of the creators as the illegitimate child of TheMunsters and ''Theatre/AvenueQ'', it stars the dysfunctional crew of a television station in Transylvania.

The main characters are:
* '''Count [=LeShoc=]''': The Film/{{Nosferatu}} station head.
* '''Batfink''': [=LeShoc's=] assistant, a beatnik bat.
* '''Dwayne Frankenstein''': The janitor
* '''Artie Leech''': The Accountant
* '''Furry J. Ackermonster''': The yeti intern from the USA.
* And many other supporting characters.

Upon his arrival in the station, Furry makes some modifications to the [[{{Frankenstein}} Frankenstein Device]] and resurrects several old television shows—making way for parodies galore.

The show is well made and has probably the best production values out of any online show, but suffers from the episodes being very, very ''very'' short. This can be particularly jarring due to how many names you see on the credits.

The episodes vary among showing station antics, the in-universe television shows, and Furry's Vlog series. It ran for three seasons and had a public access Halloween special, with five made for TV episodes following afterwards. [[http://www.transylvania-tv.com/ Can be viewed here.]] The series was hosted on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses from 2010-2011, but left to pursue other ventures.
!!Contains Examples of:
* {{Beatnik}}
* BigfootSasquatchAndYeti: Furry Ackermonster. Notable in that he's ''orange''.
* BlackComedyRape: Furry's script in episode 11 is about [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale Batfink]] getting raped.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: From the "Burger Czar" episode:
-->'''Speaker Voice:''' We have the Extreme Healthy Burger Czar Extreme.
-->'''Furry:''' [[CaptainObvious Wow, that's a lot of extreme.]] What's in it?
-->'''Speaker Voice:''' Soy.
-->'''Furry:''' Soy and... cheese?
-->'''Speaker Voice:''' Soy! No cheese! It was responsible for 24% of the fat content of the old sandwich.
-->'''Furry:''' (Sighs) Fine... gimme a... extreme healthy czar burger... double... extreme-extreme double.
* DysfunctionJunction
* EditedForSyndication: "Burger Czar" was uploaded to YouTube as a stand-alone comedy WebVideo two years before the series proper; when included as an episode for the series, at least a couple of lines and jokes were cut.
* FantasticComedy: ...look at the premise.
* FantasticRacism: There's an entire episode with Furry explaining various yeti stereotypes. And another where he gets angry about people perpetuating them.
** Don't forget those dug-ups
* TheInternetIsForPorn: [=LeShoc=], upon getting the internet for the first time, discovers this...
* KeepCirculatingTheTapes: The show's [[Website/BlipTV Blip]] page was removed with the closure of the website. That means all of Season 1, half of Season 2 and the ''Transylvania Television Real Meanin' of Halloween Special'' are now gone. To make matters worse, YouTube doesn't currently have most of the episodes as some of the posted ones were set to private. The [=DVD=]s on the show's website are your only chance in seeing the entire run.
* LooksLikeOrlok: In universe, [=LeShoc=] was the inspiration for Orlok from ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', so...
* MundaneFantastic: they are most definitely Film/HammerHorror style monsters, but even more...they're just people.
* {{Muppet}}s: this is the style of the puppets. The content, though...
* ShoutOut -- Furry J. Ackermonster is a ShoutOut to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_J_Ackerman Forry Ackerman]].
** Batfink is a reference to Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, and by extension his grotesque creation [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Fink Rat Fink.]]
* SpiritualSuccessor: Hm...a puppet show that's not for kids, with roots in B-movies, featuring character who's an evil, murderous boss and airing exclusively in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area--on the same channel a [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 certain other program of similar description got it's start]], no less? Odd...
* TheParody
* TheUnseen
* UnusualEuphemism: "YIPPIE BUCKETS!"
* VlogSeries: Furry's. Includes a whatshisface Crocker parody.
* VampireFiction: [=LeShoc=] was, apparently, the inspiration for all vampire fiction.
* YourVampiresSuck: [=LeShoc=] is apparently very unhappy with modern vampire fiction...considering he was the one who inspired Dracula in the first place.
* WorkCom: a very ''bizarre'' one, but still a WorkCom.