Disneyland, USA. Who doesn't love this place? It's a home away from home, for kids of all ages. A passport to worlds unknown. A tentpole of the American zeitgeist. A place I'd like to point towards when they bury my carcass. A joyous, celebratory land of—FOUR TWENTY-NINE FOR AN ORANGE JUICE? YOU BUNCH OF FUC--
Jerk: Do you know why I review Disneyland? ...It's because I *love* Disneyland! I didn't want to be a hater! I wanted to show the Reviewaverse that you can be entertaining without resorting to constant negative whiny cynicism!
Acting for Two: Occasionally, Jerk will play two characters having a conversation such as Michael Eisner and his assistant, Walt Disney and a wealthy businessman, or a Game Show Host and two contestants...all three of whom are named Some Jerk With A Camera.
Count Jackula cameos in the Star Tours II review as two separate Imagineers.
"No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot Tupac. And Biggie. And JFK. And JR Ewing. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am Jack the Ripper. And the Zodiac Killer. And Keyser Söze. And the undercover cop in Reservoir Dogs. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled Firefly! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring Urkelback from the dead."
Big "NO!": Jerk's reaction to It's A Small World Holiday.
Black Comedy Rape: ...by It's A Small World, to the shock of several other reviewers.