''Ball Grill Police'' (''Ball Grill Worshippers'' in its original language) is a Finnish short film by indie film-makers Anti-Teatteri.

Resident psychopath Uncle Sam is trying to have a relaxing day of drinking beer and grilling sausages in his backyard. But he lacks the sausage grilling license and the Ball Grill Police arrives to confiscate his food. HilarityEnsues.

See it on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SdiTWVhzQ&feature=related Youtube]].


* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: Done when Uncle Sam pulls out some guns.
-->'''Jakola:''' Satan![[note]]"Satan" is a common swear word in Finland[[/note]]
-->'''Uncle Sam''': No, I'm just Uncle Sam!
* AntagonistTitle: Of HeroAntagonist variety.
* AnArmAndALeg: When officer Sahtinen attempts to manhandle Uncle Sam, he rips his arm off.
* AxCrazy: Uncle Sam.
* BulletCatch: Uncle Sam grabs the the bazooka missile which was fired at him and throws it back.
* TheCavalry: Subverted with Invalid Commandos. Theu are as useless in a fight as their name implies.
* ChairmanOfTheBrawl: Sheriff attacks Uncle Sam with a chair during the climactic fight.
* DropTheHammer: Sheriff is killed with a sledge hammer.
* FearsomeFoot: First shot of the film is of a flower, with relaxing pan music in the background. Then Uncle Sam steps on it, bringing the opening credits backed with metal with it.
* FlippingTheBird: Sheriff gives Uncle Sam the finger when he fires on him and misses.
* GatlingGood: After the police shoot Uncle Sam several times InTheback, he returns fire with a minigun.
* GratuitousEnglish: Except for one instance of "Die!", the spoken dialogue is Finnish.
* GroinAttack: Uncle Sam punches Sheriff's balls.
* GunsAkimbo: The firefight begins when Uncle Sam pulls a handgun and a machinegun from the HammerSpace.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Uncle Sam shoots officer Jakola in half with his minigun.
* HandicappedBadass: Subverted with the Invalid Commandos, as they incapable of doing anything with their guns.
* HatDamage: Uncle Sam's cook hat is shot off.
-->'''Uncle Sam''': That was my best cook hat!
* IAmAHumanitarian: When Lanttu's head lands on Uncle Sam's grill, he gleefully takes a bite out of it.
* OffWithHisHead: Uncle Sam decapitates Lanttu with Sahtinen's [[GrievousHarmWithABody severed arm]].
* {{Phlegmings}}: Uncle Sam drools as he prepares his tasty grilled sausages.
* SayMyName: Sheriff screams out Lanttu's name when he dies.
* SeriousBusiness: Grilling sausages. Are your permits in order?
* VanityLicensePlate: Ball grill police license plate reads POL-115.