Web Comic: Muh Phoenix

Muh Phoenix is a parody of the Marvel Comics Crisis Crossover Avengers vs. X-Men made by Nuzlocke. You can either read it online or download each issue in .cbr format.

It greatly exaggerates some aspects of the characters, as well as giving them much sillier motivation to start a conflict than in the original story, and swearing. Lots of swearing.

Keep in mind that most tropes listed below are Played for Laughs

This comic contains examples of:

  • Absolute Cleavage: Black Widow usually exposes a lot of cleavage in order to distract the enemies (though nobody mentions that she can also distract her allies). By her own admission, this is the only thing she's good for.
  • The Alcoholic: Tony Stark. Emma Frost as well.
    Iron Man: Like Mama Stark always said, you're never too drunk to fly a giant robot.
  • Anything That Moves: Emma Frost. She can't even name ten people she hasn't slept with. This may be the reason of why she and Cyclops aren't a couple.
  • Battle Cry: After Emma Frost promises to Namor to do "butt-stuff" with him if he attacks Wakanda, he charges the place using the term as his battle cry.
    • During the first fight between the Avengers and the X-Men, Cyclops yells "#YOLO!".
  • Black Comedy Rape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently, Daredevil recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.
  • Berserk Button: Implying that Namor is homosexual.
    Namor: This is what you get when you provoke my insecurities! Sure I might dress a little provocatively and sure, my hair is always silky and fabulous, but that's no reason to assume anyhting! I'm Namor the womanizer supreme! The prick with a huge dick!
    • Don't fuck with Cyclops' sea otters.
  • Better Than a Bare Bulb: The comic takes a dig at most of the incongruousness of this storyline, and comic books in general.
  • Brick Joke: In the first issue Namor tells Hope a story about how back in World War 2, Captain America got drunk and pissed on an Auschwitz survivor. In the second issue, after seeing the helicarrier full of Avengers, Magneto starts having camp flashbacks and says he doesn't want to be pissed on again.
  • Bromance: Red Hulk and Colossus.
  • Butt Monkey: Wolverine. He gets beat up a lot, is often mocked by the rest of the Avengers and despised by the X-Men. And when Spiderman raped him, everybody else just looked and laughed at him instead of helping (and Daredevil even recorded the whole thing).
  • Calling Your Attacks: Wolverine and Captain America did it during their fight. Cap called Wolverine for it, before doing it himself.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Everybody at some point, but the Phoenix Force speaks like this constantly.
  • Comedic Sociopathy: Many of the tense and climatic moments of the comic are played for laughs here.
  • Don't Explain the Joke: Hank Pym has an habit of doing this.
  • Egopolis: Utopia here is named "Cyclops' Island".
  • Fantastic Slur: Mutants get sometimes called "muties" (like in canon) and "muggas" (just here).
  • Flanderization: Almost everybody. The Scarlet Witch really resents that people only remember her for depowering the mutants and being Robosexual.
  • Eagle Land: Captain America here is a clear type 2, although it doesn't show up much.
    Captain America: Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome". So to quote the late, great President Reagan: "Suck my dick, faggot."
  • Easily Forgiven: The Scarlet Witch. See "The Reason You Suck" Speech Below.
  • Groin Attack: Both Iron Man and Thor somehow managed to do this to the Phoenix Force.
    • Captain America tried to do this to Cyclops with his shield. He hit Cyclops' neck instead.
  • Handicapped Badass: Subverted with Daredevil. During most fights he just hits thin air.
  • Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: "And that concludes our presentation on why futa is totally not gay."
  • Hypocritical Humour: A mainstay of the series.
  • Identical-Looking Mutants: All mutants look the same to Captain America, apparently. Apparently the other Avengers feel the same way, but when they mistake Colossus for the Juggernaut, he has to admit that they're not entirely wrong (since at the time, he basically was the Juggernaut).
  • The Immodest Orgasm: Scarlet Witch has one after being wrapped by Magik's Phoneix Fire Tentacles. The panel is even edited to give her a blush.
  • It's All About Me: Scarlet Witch thinks she's the true victim of House of M, because despite going insane, killing people and bringing mutantkind near extinction, nobody cared about how she felt.
  • Jerkass: Almost everybody.
  • Killed Off for Real: Hawkeye.
  • "Knock Knock" Joke: Attempted twice by Captain America in his fight with Wolverine.
  • The Load: Hawkeye and Black Widow, through the latter is a bit more aware about it.
  • The Lost Lenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis. This is the main reason of why Hope decided to leave with the Avengers.
  • M-Word Privileges: Mocked heavily through the phrase "my mugga."
  • Mind Rape: Upon Cyclops' orderrs, Emma sent Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.
    Captain America: Tony? Tony, are you there? I'm seeing what it looks like a pair of... blue tennis balls.
  • Misplaced Wildlife: After being left alone in Antarctica, Wolverine kills a polar bear to protect himself from the cold with its fur. Lampshaded by Hope who asks him how he was capable of killing an animal that shouldn't even be there.
  • Motive Decay: The comic doesn't miss the opportunity to point out that, after getting the power of the phoenix, Cyclops never tried to restore mutantkind (he decided to form a rap band with the other Phoenix hosts).
  • Never Live It Down:
    • As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. invoked
    Hope Summers: Congratulations, you beat up a teenage girl. Hank Pym would be proud.
    • Later, we have this gem:
    Captain America: Hank, give him the Van Dyne special.
    Hank Pym: I resent that.
    • And of course, that's not the last of it.
    Hank Pym: How many times do I have to apologize for that? It was 30 yars ago!
    • Also, the fact that Scarlet Witch is romantically involved with a robot.
  • Non Sequitur Thud: "...and I'll have the two piece combo..."
  • Occidental Otaku: Iron Man and Captain America are portrayed as two obsessive anime fanboys. Though they seem to be more into hentai rather than normal anime.
  • Only Sane Man: Hope Summers, though by a very small margin.
  • Pungeon Master: Cyclops, much to everybody else's annoyance.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Hope delivers a big one to the Avengers:
    Hope: I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddamn retarded. It's ruining everything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago! And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you, and you just let her back on the team!
  • Remix Comic
  • Running Gag: Many, the most prominent being people wondering how exactly the Scarlet Witch's powers work.
  • Shout-Out:
    • Captain America mistakes Iron Fist for the white Power Ranger.
  • The Stoner: A large portion of the cast.
  • Take That: When the Avengers are about to attack Utopia, err sorry, Cyclops' Island, Spider-Man asks if there's oil underground.
  • The Unfavorite: Quciksilver.
    Magneto: Dammit Pietro, why can't you be more like your mutant-genociding sister?
  • What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put it on).
  • Would Hit a Girl: Cyclops' favorite hobby is to beat up Hope on a regular basis, under the pretense of being "training" her.
  • Vulgar Humor: There's lots of swearing. You could make a drinking game whenever somebody says "faggot".
    • The chief offender is the Phoenix, who also indulges in racial slurs.
  • You Make Me Sic: After Emma Frost uses "irregardless".
    Cap: It's "regardless", you stupid bitch...