Muh Phoenix is a parody of the Marvel ComicsCrisis CrossoverAvengers vs. X-Men made by Nuzlocke. You can either read it online or download each issue in .cbr format.It greatly exaggerates some aspects of the characters, as well as giving them much sillier motivation to start a conflict than in the original story, and swearing. Lots of swearing.Keep in mind that most tropes listed below are Played for Laughs
Namor: This is what you get when you provoke my insecurities! Sure I might dress a little provocatively and sure, my hair is always silky and fabulous, but that's no reason to assume anyhting! I'm Namor the womanizer supreme! The prick with a huge dick!
Don't fuck with Cyclops' sea otters.
Better than a Bare Bulb: The comic takes a dig at most of the incongruences of this storyline, and comic books in general.
Butt Monkey: Wolverine. He gets beat up a lot, is often mocked by the rest of the Avengers and despised by the X-Men. And when Spiderman raped him, everybody else just looked and laughed at him instead of helping (and Daredevil even recorded the whole thing).
Calling Your Attacks: Wolverine and Captain America did it during their fight. Cap called Wolverine for it, before doing it himself.
Cluster F-Bomb: Everybody at some point, but the Phoenix Force speaks like this constantly.
Comedic Sociopathy: Many of the tense and climatic moments of the comic are played for laughs here.
Fantastic Slur: Mutants get sometimes called "muties" (like in canon) and "muggas" (just here).
Flanderization: Almost everybody. The Scarlet Witch really resents that people only remember her for depowering the mutants and being Robosexual.
Eagle Land: Captain America here is a clear type 2, although it doesn't show up much.
Captain America: Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome". So to quote the late, great President Reagan: "Suck my dick, faggot."
Magneto: Dammit Pietro, why can't you be more like your mutant-genociding sister?
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put on top).
Would Hit a Girl: Cyclops' favorite hobby is to beat up Hope on a regular basis, under the pretense of being "training" her.
Vulgar Humor: There's lots of swearing. You could make a drinking game whenever somebody says "faggot".
The chief offender is the Phoenix, who also indulges in racial slurs.