->'''Guy in Green Chair''': Is it me, or is this movie [[RandomEventsPlot making less and less sense?]]\\
'''Guy in Blue Chair''': [[LampshadeHanging I think it is.]]\\
'''Guy in Green Chair''': Then why are we watching it?\\
'''Guy in Blue Chair''': I don't know. I think we're watching it because it doesn't make any sense.\\
'''Guy in Green Chair''': Oh.\\
'''Guy in Green Chair''': Well it doesn't change the fact that this is crap.\\
'''Guy in Blue Chair''': Nope.\\
'''Guy in Green Chair''': You wanna watch some more?\\
'''Guy in Blue Chair''': Yep.

''[[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented The Demented Cartoon Movie!]]'' is a 2001 Flash cartoon written, directed, drawn, animated, created, recorded, conceived of, responsibility claimed, filmed, edited, converted to standard transport elephant zucchini format and converted back again by Brian Kendall.

It is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.

It features a trailer, opening credits, stick figures, green and blue chairs, Qrrbrbirlbel, a kamikaze watermelon ([[RunningGag DA-DA-DA-DA, Da-DAAAAA! Wheeeeee! *splat*]]), a production of ''RomeoAndJuliet'', a tidal wave, nucular[[note]]It's pronounced "nuclear"![[/note]] explosions, a rocket to Mars, a car race, a superhero, a villain and an ending, among other things. If you have thirty minutes of your life to waste, you ought to check it out.

* {{Angrish}}: The director falls into this as Juliet keeps murdering Romeo.
* AnvilOnHead: Mr. Weight On Head
* AxCrazy: Juliet can't keep herself from killing Romeo.
* BigRedButton: A few gags revolve around a big red button. Big red buttons are also seen on the Auto Romeo Maker and the Auto Damsel Maker.
* {{Blah|BlahBlah}}! [[YourHeadASplode *BOOM*]]
** "Brian Ken- Blah, blah, blah"
* {{BFG}}: Mr. Blaster Ray Gun.
* BileFascination: InUniverse, the Chair Guys call the movie crap but keep watching anyway, likely for this exact reason.
* BombWhistle: Followed by *BOOM* - you guessed that, right?
* BrickJoke: "Blah." It's mostly been left behind by the time of Evil Blah and Super Blah's confrontation, but then Evil Blah kills Super Blah by having him read a sign that says "Blah."
* BuffySpeak
* TheCape: Super Blah.
* CardCarryingVillain: Evil Blah. "Hahahaha! I feel very evil today!"
* CartoonBomb: Zeeky H. Bomb.
* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: Qrrbrbirlbel in a nutshell.
* ColonyDrop: Too many times to count.
* CreatingLife: The Auto Romeo and Generic Damsel Makers.
** CloneDegeneration: The last damsel created proves to be a complete ''nutcase''.
* CurseCutShort: "And ''furthermore'' [[SelfDeprecation whoever made this movie]] is a complete jacka--" '''[[KilledMidSentence )(BOOM)]]'''
* DamselInDistress: The generic damsel.
* DeadlineNews: "OhCrap, that's going to be broadcast all over the world!"
* DiabolicalMastermind: Evil Blah.
* TheDitherer: The car driver, to the point of being TooDumbToLive.
* DoingInTheWizard: When the two Blah Guys go to Mars to find the secret of the Zeeky Words. [[spoiler:Subverted; after they destroy the bomb launcher with its own H-Bomb, the Zeeky Words still blow the Blah Guys up.]]
%%* DropTheCow
* EarthShatteringKaboom: It's fun to count the number of times this happens.[[note]]Eleven. Fourteen, if you count the times it fell into the sun.[[/note]]
* EsotericHappyEnding: "HAPPY END!" [[invoked]]
--> '''Guy in Green Chair''': "Happy end"? What the hell is "happy end"?
* EveryCarIsAPinto
* EverythingExplodesEnding: It ends with those two stick figures on the chairs being stuck to their faces and their chairs falling apart, causing their city to collapse, and finally unleashing a missile that knocks the Moon out of the sky, which destroys the Earth.
* EverythingMakesAMushroom: There are a lot of mushroom-generating explosions in this movie, either because of random H-bombs or someone saying "the Zeeky Words".
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon, Auto Romeo Maker, Auto Damsel Maker, Make the World Blow Up Button, brick wall and Fooby Buttons, Mr. Blaster Ray Gun... practically everything.
** Don't forget the Crash Yourself Into a Brick Wall Race.
** Hell, the movie itself. Self-explanatory title indeed.
* {{GASP}}!: "gasp"
** "Gasp!"
* FreezeFrameBonus: At the end of the bad dance act segment, just before the guy [[DropTheCow gets blown up]].
* GilliganCut: "At least they don't have any words that make the world blow up!"
** "I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected."
* GiantFootOfStomping: Mr. Big Shoe of Stomping
* GoWaitOutside: A rare non-video game use. Super Blah arrived to save the day too early, so Evil Blah tells him to come back in a few minutes.
* GreekChorus: The two stick figures sitting in the chairs.
* TheIgor: Several of Evil Blah's Nondescript Henchmen.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: We repeat: Zeeky Boogy Doog. Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon. Blah.
** [[TemptingFate Well at least there isn't any words to blow up the world.]]
*** Gleeg Snag Zip! '''*BOOM!!!*'''
* InventionalWisdom:
** "Oops! I accidentally pressed the H-Bomb button!" "Wait, why the hell would there just happen to be an H-Bomb--" '''*BOOM*'''
** "Hey, you just pushed the Make-The-World-Blow-Up button!" "You know what, [[WhoWritesThisCrap this movie sucks, I don't get it]]...."
* {{Keet}}: Bloing Gloing!
* KillEmAll: Every character save one gets killed at least once, as is pointed out by the ending.
** Though that may just be the creator stringing the viewers along. Otherwise it's Mr. Weight.
** The credits challenge you to find the one person throughout the entire movie that didn't die or otherwise get maimed in some way. Answer: [[spoiler: From the beginning, skip scenes seven times. One guy exits stage right just before the cars crash into the cliff.]]
* KryptoniteFactor: Super Blah, like many of the other Blah Guys, is prone to having his [[YourHeadASplode head blown off]] if he ever says the word "Blah".
* LampshadeHanging: After the Earth blows up the second time, a guy watching it says, "How many times has the Earth blown up?".
* LazyArtist - complete with [[LampshadeHanging an arrow noting this]].
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: The OminousPipeOrgan.
* {{Leitmotif}}: Evil Blah has an OminousPipeOrgan piece that plays for him...[[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn to his annoyance]].
* LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand: Brian Kendall seems to ''love'' this effect, as it happens in many places during the movie:
** At the end of the "trailer".
** During the opening and end credits, to end both of them.
** The theme music for the news report trails off like this.
** Both times Evil Blah stops the OminousPipeOrgan from playing.
* MadeOfExplodium
* MadeOfPlasticine: The typical Blah Guy can be decapitated by getting kicked in the head with a shoe.
* MadScientist: Crazy Scientist Blah.
* MagicAIsMagicA: Most of the time.
* MediumAwareness: "You fast-forwarded it wrong!"
* MinskyPickup: Just before the Zeeky Boogy Doog/Gleeg Snag Zip song.
* MissingEpisode: [invoked]The supposed "introduction sequence" has been "lost" which probably means it was never made.
** According to the animator, it was supposed to involve a spinning office chair.
* MockCousteau
* NegativeContinuity: Most notably, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth explodes]] ''eleven times''.
** The second time the Earth blows up, two guys are watching it and even acknowledge the fact.
* NoFourthWall:
** When that one guy steps on the Make-The-World-Blow-Up button, he rants about [[WhoWritesThisCrap the movie]] and [[RageAgainstTheAuthor the author]].
** At the end of the movie, the two guys in chairs wonder aloud how the movie is going to kill them off.
* NothingCanStopUsNow - View quote on said page.
* OffWithHisHead: Many of the characters lose their head to [[MadeOfPlasticine ridiculously easy]] decapitation by several means, including getting their head kicked off by a shoe.
* OhCrap
--> '''Scientist''': Now it seems as though we have found ze bubblefish. We are close now. When we shine ze light on it--\\
[[spoiler: '''Zeeky H. Bomb''': ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!]]\\
'''Scientist''': [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Oh Crap]].
** *BOOM*
** When Zeeky is being interviewed:
--> '''Interviewer''': What do you have to say in your defense?\\
'''Zeeky H. Bomb''': Ah... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!\\
'''Anchor''': OhCrap, that's going to be broadcast all over the world!\\
''Cut to Earth which becomes covered in explosions''
* OminousPipeOrgan: Parodied! Evil Blah demanded one of his minions to ''shut off'' the organ, and proceeds to shoot the organ when it plays again because it annoyed him.
* OverlyLongGag:
** The trip to Mars. Conversed by the characters watching it.
** The bad dance act.
** The movie overall is half an hour long, which is miraculous considering that it doesn't take particularly long to load on most connections.
* PlatformHell: In movie form.
* RageAgainstTheAuthor / WhoWritesThisCrap: When the guy steps on the Make-The-World-Blow-Up button, he starts a rant about how the movie sucks and makes no sense. Before he can ''really'' lay into the author, [[EarthShatteringKaboom the world blows up]].
* RandomEventsPlot: Let's just sum it all up as this.
* RetroactiveWish: Someone said, "It would suck if an airplane randomly flew out of the sky and crashed into us." which is exactly what happened. His friend then said, "It would suck if a large, generic wad of cash randomly appeared in front of me that I could do whatever I wanted with." A shoe kicked his head off.
* RuleOfFunny: This trope in its purest, most distilled form.
* RunningGag: 90% of the movie. The Zeeky words; the Kamikaze Watermelon; the rocket trip to Mars, "blah", the giant boot...
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud:
** GASP!
** The "poof" and "splash" sound effects are also said out loud.
* TheScottishTrope: A nuclear explosion happens every time someone says "zeeky boogy doog" *BOOM* As a result everybody calls the phrase "the Zeeky Words".
** And the ''entire world'' breaks ''in half'' whenever anyone says "Gleeg snag zip". *World breaks in half*
** And if a Blah guy says "Blah"-- *head pop*
** Or if someone mentions Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon-- *charge fanfare* "Wheeee" *splat*
* ScreamingWoman: The Generic Damsel, who has to be replaced every time her head falls off.
* ShootTheShaggyDog: Early and often. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d after the Mars scenes.
* ShoutOut: The entire intro, and possibly the entire movie, is steeped with allusions to Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail.
** Also to Music/TheBeatles with the 9th attempt to reach Mars. [[EarWorm NUMBER NINE ... NUMBER NINE ... NUMBER NINE ...]]
** '''HAPPY END!''' is possibly a ShoutOut to VideoGame/BubbleBobble.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon!
** *fanfare* WHEEEEEEEEE! *splat*
--->'''Guy in Chair''': At least there aren't any words that make the whole world blow up.\\
''[Another guy appears on TV, holding a cannon to his grinning face, and [[{{Beat}} stays perfectly still for several seconds]], until:]''\\
'''Guy on TV:''' Gleeg snag zip!\\
''[The Earth immediately explodes.]''\\
'''Guy in Chair''': I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected.
* StockFootage: You are going to see the same H-bomb explosion nearly twice a minute. With the movie going on for half an hour, that is a lot.
* StuffBlowingUp: Nearly everything in the movie explodes, sometimes more than once.
* TemptingFate: "And nothing is going to stop us!"
* ThatsNoMoon: "Wait a minute, [[InvertedTrope that's not an ant]]..."
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: 14 times.
* TooDumbToLive:
** The guy who presses the various buttons.
** The car driver.
-->"[[AC:Do you want to crash?]]" "Uh. Well, not really." "[[AC:Then maybe you should steer.]]" "But I'm ''baaaad at thaaaat!''"
** "Eeeeh, I'm bored." "Me too." "Eh-what are we going to do?" "I dunno." "Wanna play a game?" "Sure, what game?" "I dunno." "...Oh I know! Let's play catch the H-Bomb!" "Yeah!" "WHEEE!"
*** '''BOOM'''
** Heck, virtually ''everyone'' in this movie.
* TheUnintelligible: Bloing Gloing!
** The above is dragged out so much that after a while, he just gets crushed by Mr. Weight as soon as he starts speaking.
* UnreadablyFastText
** Fortunately, the cartoon has a pause button built-in.
* VerbalTic: "Nucular" explosions.
** It's pronounced "nuclear"!
* WhatDoesThisButtonDo: Within the first few segments, we see a guy walk up to a wall which has a big red button marked "!!!!!!!!" He looks at it while making curious noises, then pushes it, only to be crushed by Mr. Weight.
** Quickly followed by another guy showing up, pointing and laughing, only to get his head kicked off by a shoe on a stick.
** A later scene involves another "Hmm Guy" pressing a series of buttons. One causes a brick wall to pop up on the nearby road, causing several cars to crash behind him. The second causes Fooby the kamikaze watermelon to make an appearance. The last one [[EarthShatteringKaboom causes the world to blow up]].
* YourHeadASplode: Every time a stick guy says "Blah!", their head pops off explosively.
->'''Zeeky H. Bomb''': Zeeky boogy doog!\\