[[caption-width-right:340: This is the title screen. It is a lie.]]


Kawaii Battle Stars is a web animation created by [[http://axelthenavy.newgrounds.com/ Axel The Navy]] about a group of girls who fight evil using a star-shaped stone that is powered by their libido. Yes, you read that correctly. This series is meant to parody MagicalGirl anime and the {{Shojo}} in general, as well as pretty much anything else they can make fun of. The first episode can be viewed [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/572069 here]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzbSjKxXoO4 here]].

Compare to ''WebAnimation/GirlchanInParadise'', which parodies the {{Shonen}} genre. However, unlike ''Girlchan'', ''Kawaii Battle Stars'' tends to poke fun at the anime culture rather than anime itself.
!! The Kawaii Tropes:
* {{Angrish}}: If you can call Natsuki's random deranged screaming that.
* AbsoluteCleavage: Naka-chan in her swimsuit.
* AnimationBump: The opening is much more {{Animesque}} and detailed than the actual show itself, which uses more of a deranged Western cartoon (but thoroughly entertaining) style.
* AnimeThemeSong: "Computer Driving" by Perfume.
* CrossdressingVoices
* DeadpanSnarker: Hayde.
* DerangedAnimation
* {{Gonk}}: Angie, who has facial hair and causes Billy-San to run away retching by merely flirting with him.
* {{Gratuitous Japanese}}: "MOSHI MOSHI BILLY-SAN!"
** "Kawaii kitty! Kawaii doggy! Kawaii chair! Kawaii COLD SORE ON ANGIE'S LIP!"
** "We missed the DESU out of you!"
* GrossUpCloseUp: The cold sore on Angie's lip. Actually, just any close up of Angie in general.
* FiveManBand
** TheHero: Naka
** TheLancer: Nasuki
** TheBigGuy: Angie
** TheSmartGuy: Hayde
** TheChick: Nina
** SixthRanger: ?? (A silhouette of a girl with a question mark appears on the youtube page of the creator.)
* VisualPun: When Angie tells Hayde to "Hold the mayo" Nasuki is seen holding a jar of mayonnaise in the background.
* TokenEvilTeammate: Possibly Hayde, who even sports demon horns. And of course, well, ''the name''.
* VocalDissonance: All of the characters are voiced by guys.
* WorldOfHam: For some REASON everyone likes to yell loudly.