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"I baked you a pie!" "Oh boy, what flavor?"
are a series of short,
surreal YouTube web cartoons
, partially adapting strips from
. The skits are short, as are the movies overall, and the humour is random, but amusing in its own, strange way. If you can keep up. Or are similarly insane.
The Videos (Works in the Series in
Bold) (August 8, 2008): A trailer for the first movie. Also [TRAILER] asdfmovie on Newgrounds. (August 10, 2008): The first movie. Also asdfmovie on Newgrounds. (August 11, 2008): A [asdfmovie] Deleted Scene Deleted Scene from the first movie. (January 1, 2010): The second movie. asdfmovie2 (January 8, 2010): asdfmovie2: deleted scenes Deleted Scenes from the second movie. (April 20, 2010): A short made for a Marmite marmite is terrible (asdfmite) Viral Marketing campaign. (July 17, 2010): The announcement of a competition to make a skit to be asdfcomp remade and used in the third movie. This competiton garnered over a thousand entries ( most of them, naturally, obvious puns or Non Sequiturs without wit). (July 18, 2010): The entry that went on to win the competition. asdfcomp - New Dog..........? (September 9, 2010): A Ritalin'd Stylistic Suck-filled alternate third movie. (November 11, 2010): A re-animated version of the first movie. asdfmovie Redux (Official) (December 30, 2010): The third movie. Also asdfmovie3 on Newgrounds. The theme from its credits and from other videos by TomSka is available on Newgrounds and on SoundCloud. (December 31, 2010): A reupload of the winning competition entry. asdfcomp - New Dog.......? (March 29, 2011): A THE TWENTY MINUTE ASDFMOVIE Stylistic Suck-filled movie made in 20 minutes, possibly for April Fools' Day. (August 18, 2011): A preview of the fourth movie and of other videos by TomSka. TomSka Meets a Fangirl (September 1, 2011): The full version of the theme from the preview and from the fourth movie's credits. "asdfmovie song" by Lil Deuce Deuce The song and its instrumental version are available on Amazon.com and on iTunes. (September 2, 2011): A German dub of the fourth movie. asdfmovie4 deutsch (September 2, 2011): The fourth movie. Also asdfmovie4 on deviantART and on Newgrounds. (September 23, 2011): The first music video. Also I LIKE TRAINS (asdfmovie song) on deviantArt and on Newgrounds. The song is available on Amazon.com and on iTunes. (September 30, 2011): The full version of the theme from the first music video's credits, a remix of the first music video itself. I LIKE TRAINS (asdfmovie song) remix The song is available on Amazon.com and on iTunes. (January 30, 2012): A skit. I LIKE SKYRIMS (May 3, 2012): A trailer for the fifth movie. asdfmovie5 trailer (May 11, 2012): The fifth movie. asdfmovie5 (May 12, 2012): Tom's Dog (asdfmovie5 theme) The full version of the theme from the fifth movie's credits, from tomsdogdotcom, and from the video Eddsworld . The song is available on Bandcamp and on iTunes. Eddsworld: Legacy (fundraiser) Originally made for the Voice Clip Song TomSka's song. (May 23, 2012): Mineturtle An extended version of a theme that was going to be used for the fifth movie's intro. The song is available on Bandcamp and on iTunes. (June 22, 2012): The second music video. MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song) The song is available on Bandcamp, on Amazon.com, and on iTunes. (June 27, 2012): An alternate mix of the song from the second music video. The Mine Turtle (feat. TomSka) song is available on Bandcamp. (February 9, 2013): The sixth movie. asdfmovie6 (February 9, 2013): The full version of the song from the sixth movie's credits, by Lil Deuce Deuce. "asdfmovie6 song" (February 9, 2013): A 10-minute-long remix by Lil Deuce Deuce of one of the skits from asdfmovie6, which features none other than the man himself as a character. DO THE FLOP
The short skits mean that knowing what's in them will spoil the (what can loosely be called) gags very easily, so
we recommend you watch the movies before reading the trope list
. It won't take long.
This series provides examples of: Action Bomb: The Mine Turtle. Actually, I Am Him: "I am your sandwich." All Women Love Shoes: Even when they are chairs, women love shoes. Armies Are Evil: The military in the sixth movie shoots down a magical flying pony for no reason other than being evil. Ambiguously Gay: The ducks in the fifth movie.
just about to say that!
so in sync!" Animate Inanimate Object: While it's never shown to move, the chair in the fourth movie can talk. It is female, by the way. Also the evil tie and parking meter from the first movie. Not to mention the door from the sixth movie. Anthropomorphic Food: The potato. There's also a cake in the first episode, who a guy cuts, but is unaware that the cake is alive. The cake then dies from its wounds and falls off the table. In the sixth episode, there is a burger that announces that it used to be a cow. Anti Humour: The Pointless Button scene. Apocalypse How: A deleted scene has a guy spilling a glass of milk. Somehow, the average-sized glass was able to hold enough milk to drown everyone. April Fools' Day: The twenty minute movie was made and released two days before this day. Art Shift: Most of the backstory in the Mine Turtle song is drawn in a much different style. Continuity Nod: Instead of playing off prior asdfmovie skits like the rest of the song, it refers to another TomSka video, done in a different style. Ax Crazy: People fire off guns, attack each other and summon random large objects with complete abandon. Bait and Switch: A guy is asked to hold a live bomb. The guy who gave him the bomb comes back a few seconds later and takes it back. No explosion, next skit. Look closely and you'll notice the fuse gets longer at the end. "This is a robbery." *dramatic sting and close-up* *hangs up and walks away*. Next skit. "WARNING POINTLESS BUTTON" is pointless. Bears Are Bad News: Invoked in the sixth movie. Better to Die than Be Killed: The trumpeter in the sixth movie. Big "NO!": "No, llama, NOOOOOO!" "Die Potato!" "Nooooooooooooo!" "Billy, nooo!!!" " I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!" "NOOOOOOOOO-" " Oh, NOOOOO--" is quite apropriate just before punching yourself in the face because it's Opposite Day. "I'm going to punch your face... in the face." "NOOOO—(zoom to face within face)—OOOOO!" Be Careful What You Wish For: From number four, both the boy who wants to be a pie and the girl who wants to go to the moon. And the time-traveler, who gets stepped on by a " Stegosaurus" upon arrival. Blatant Lies: The puppy in six.
"Oh, careful, honey; [the dog] has a knife!"
"What? No, no I don't..." The Blank: : ASDF Movie 4 "Well, I stole your face!" Blessed with Suck: Tree powers, activate! Bloody Hilarious: Especially when a character gets shot in the face. Almost everything is in black and white, even flames, but blood is made red anyway. Boom, Headshot: "Hey guys, check out my new camera! Oh, wait, this isn't a camera." Breakout Character: Following his debut in the second movie, the "I Like Trains" kid was apparently liked enough to show up in the third movie as well as in Lil Deuce Deuce's music video and star in the "I Like Trains" music video. Brick Joke: "I like trains." In the fourth movie: the newspaper headline says the potato died. In the third movie, a guy named Joey climbs into a friend's mouth. In the fourth movie, he crawls out. In the second movie, a driving llama falls off a cliff. In the fifth movie, it lands on someone. In the fourth movie, a piano lands on someone. In the fifth movie, someone lands on a piano. In the fifth movie, a kid wonders if his pony can fly, which it does. In the sixth movie, the pony is spotted and shot down by some gunmen. Call Back: All over the place in the Mine Turtle music video. The Cameo: Spamcat from and Bing and Spamcat appears in the TFL: Late (bing and spamcat 2) Ritalin'd movie. Centipede's Dilemma: One man is told to not think about cats. He immediately begins spewing cats from his mouth. Character Level: *punches a random guy in the face* LEVEL UP! Cloud Cuckoo Land: All of the characters are absolutely insane. Comedic Sociopathy Continuity Cavalcade: The Mine Turtle song. Cool Shades: The potato in the second movie, as well as the "I Like Trains" kid in the I Like Trains song. Creator Cameo: Twice in Mine Turtle: two versions of Ridgewell appear - his Eddsworld Author Avatar (as a sphinx in one of turtle's photos) and the "realistic" version, which created the first Mine Turtle. Creepy Child: The "I Like Trains" kid. Cuteness Overload: "I'm allergic to adorableness!" Dance Sensation: "Everybody do the FLOP!" (thud) A ten-minute video was made out of this two-second gag. Department of Redundancy Department: "POINTLESS BUTTON: Warning, pointless" Depth Deception: In asdfmovie 4, that kid trying to grab a ball thrown at him isn't standing far away. He's just really small. And gets squished under the ball. Disproportionate Retribution: "Now, son, don't touch that cactus!" *kid levitates and attaches himself to the cactus* "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME." "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!" "BANANA FIGHT!" (gunshot) "NO!" "Do you know who's gay? You." (stabbed in the chest) "Aw, come on!" "Do you know who's gay? Y— *Hit by a train* "Nice hat." "Thanks!" "I was being sarcastic." "Well, I stole your face!" *Man grabs his face to find out it is indeed gone* Inverted: "ALIEN ATTACK!!!" "Throw the CHEEEEEESE!!!!!" "Hey, it says 'Gullible' on the ceiling." "...Oh, so it doe— Aww, ye stole my lungs." "Got your nose!" *Door kicked down* "LOOK OUT!!! HES GOT A NOSE!!!!" *Bangbangbangbangbang* Dissonant Serenity Don't Try This at Home: At the end of the Ritalin'd movie. Driven to Suicide: "Goodbye, world." Genius Loci: "Okay Jim, I'll see you around. Where you go-OH, OH NO! Aw, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!" The cake in the first one throws himself off of the table in front of his 2 little cupcakes. "Quick, shoot me in the face!" *headshot* "You'll never take me alive!", trumpet sound Dull Surprise: Two guys standing around. One guy crawls out of someone from the previous movie, with another guy watching. Other guy: "Oh." A guy walks off a ledge only to fall upward... Guy: Oh, okay. Yet another guy wonders whether his pony can fly. It can. Guy: Huh. Edible Ammunition: " THROW THE '" it doesn't work. CHEEESSSE!!! Earlier in the video, one guy declares a "banana fight" before being shot in the head. Everything's Better With Dinosa- *stomped* "I AM A STEG-O-SAURUS~" This particular skit is repeated in the Mine Turtle music video, resulting in the "Stegosaurus" being blown up by the Mine Turtle. Then a whole army of Mine Turtles comes out of the time machine, leading to a hilarious instance of Phlebotinum Killed The Dinosaurs. Everythings Better With Llamas: Though trying to teach one to drive may not be the best of ideas... Everything's Better with Rainbows: "Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual." "How can you tell?" " RAAAINBOOOOOWS" "Doing an internet" makes a rainbow come out of your computer. The trains in "I Like Trains" produce rainbows. Evil Laugh: From the evil tie. Exactly What It Says on the Tin: The Pointless Button. Eye Scream: In 6, a man is told carrots are good for one's eyesight. He jams carrots into his eyes. Facepalm: More like no-face palm. Failed a Spot Check: "Hey, guys, check out my new camera." *headshot* "Oh, wait, this isn't a camera." Finger Gun: This is how the kid in the fourth movie mugs the mugger. Flying Saucer: Which gets cheese thrown at it. Freeze Frame Bonus: In the trailer for the fifth movie, Tom's dog's dog tag briefly shows the face of the "I Like Trains" kid before switching to "TOM'S DOG" In the third movie's skit with the bomb, the fuse goes back to its original height for a single frame at the end, though this is most likely just a Blooper (as it doesn't seem to happen in the Newgrounds version). In the 5th movie, right before the car lands on the guy next to Mine Turtle, you can see a smile on his face for a SPLIT second. The guys who do the flop frown as they fall to the ground. French Jerk: He won't run out of muffins. He works at the muffin factory. Genius Loci: The Earth in asdfmovie3, and the Moon in asdfmovie5. Genre Savvy: Two skits involving the Mine Turtle exploding later, the guy in the third is smart enough not to step on it. It doesn't save him. Giant Foot of Stomping: Courtesy of the " Stegosaurus." Gratuitous German: The forth movie was made in German... on an English only channel just because. Gross-Up Close-Up: Two in the third one, namely "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!" and "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!". Plus one more at the beginning of the sixth one. Hey, It's That Voice!: The videos often feature guest voice actors from other popular Youtube channels. Hoist by His Own Petard: Hilarious combination of and Opposite Day Big "NO!" in the fifth movie. I Fell for Hours: The driving llama from asdfmovie 2 had been falling for years before showing up in #5. I Have a Family: "AHHH! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family!" I Have No Son: "Now, son, don't touch that cactus." *son levitates and attaches himself to the cactus* ''YOU'RE DEAD TO ME." Implausible Deniability: A talking dog claims that he isn't holding a knife. Said knife Sticks to the Back and is not covered in any way. Bonus points for the dog being a Bad Liar. Improbable Weapon User: THROW THE CHEEEEEEEESE! Impossible Thief: "I stole your face!" "Aww, ye stole my lungs." Infant Immortality: Seemingly averted: "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" but actually played straight in that the baby suffers no ill effects and actually smiles whilst still being on fire. No One Could Survive That: Some kids seem indestructible; to wit the "I Like Trains" kid and his assumed Spiritual Successor the airplane baby. (Then again, they could be asdf's version of Kenny.) Averted with the girl drawing a bear... on a real bear. (CHOMP) Is There a Doctor in the House?: In the sixth movie, when a guy standing beside someone lying on the ground and choking: Guy: Is anybody here a doctor? Doctor: I am! Guy: Well you're a nerd! It Only Works Once: Throwing cheese at a Flying Saucer causes an explosion in the twenty minute movie but has no noticeable effect in the fourth movie. Knock Knock Joke: Door: Knock Knock! Guy: Who's there? *whack*! Door: The door! Let's Meet the Meat: From asdfmovie6: Off-screen voice: Hello, burger! Burger: I used to be a cow! Off-screen voice: Oh. Literal Genie: The twenty minute movie provides a meta-example, as rather than being 20 minutes long, it was made in 20 minutes — the commenter who inspired it said to make one for 20 minutes, after all. Literal-Minded: One character is told carrots are good for one's eyesight. He tries to test it by jamming two large carrots into his eye-sockets. Made of Explodium: The Mine Turtle. Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!" Baby On Fire "Marmite, why does no one like you?" *guy catches fire* "Oh yeah." Moment Killer: The Moon in the fifth movie. Mood Whiplash: "I'm allergic to adorableness!" *Kitten lands on face* "Awwwwww." *Cut to his tombstone* Mugging the Monster: In the fourth movie.
"You're getting mugged, kid."
"No, you're getting mugged."
My God, What Have I Done?: The cake segment. Complete with a Big "NO!" at the end. Never Learned To Read: "Ahaha, I can't read." Nice Hat: "Thanks." "I was being sarcastic." "Well I stole your face." No Name Given: There usually isn't enough time. Non-Standard Character Design: Marmite. Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Played with. "And now: the funniest thing you've ever seen from really far away." Opposite Day: In the fifth movie. Organ Theft: Lungs, specifically and a face in the fourth movie. Orphaned Punchline: The funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away. The first line is almost impossible to hear properly, the rest of it is much clearer.
Phlebotinum Killed The Dinosaurs: Played for Laughs in the Mine Turtle music video; see Everything's Better with Dinosaurs. Piano Drop: "Whose idea was this?!" Pokémon Speak: The "I Like Trains" kid usually only ever says...well, guess. Properly Paranoid: "My tie is evil and it's going to kill meeeeeeee..." Rail Enthusiast: The "I Like Trains" kid. Reactive Continuous Scream: "AHHHHHH!" "AHHHH!" Recursive Reality: "I'm gonna punch your face...in the face!" "I got you a pie!" "Oh boy! What flavour!" "PIE FLAVOUR." Ridiculously Cute Critter: The Mine Turtle. Running Gag: "Die, potato!" Schmuck Bait: The "Pointless Button". It does absolutely nothing. The Scottish Trope / Speak of the Devil: "I like trains." "Piano!" * Piano Drop* "Whose idea was this?!" Shaped Like Itself: "PIE FLAVOUR!!!" "I'm gonna punch your face! IN THE FACE." The victim turns out to have a tiny face on his face. Shipper on Deck: The Moon in asdfmovie 5. Slapstick Knows No Gender: "When I grow up I want to go to the moon!" Somewhere a Paleontologist Is Crying: Parodied by the sauropod who calls himself a Stegosaurus. Something Completely Different: "And now, Ducks." Spontaneous Choreography: "Everybody do The Flop!" Spiritual Successor: To the videos Eddsworld , Tom's Tales Of Awesome , and Edd's tales of Boredom . Tom even admitted it on Tom's Tales of Brilliance Eddsworld's twitter. Splash Of Colour: Apart from blood, rainbows, and Marmite and the Evil Tie flash everything is black and white. Standard '50s Father: The "I Like Trains" kid has one. Apparently so does the little girl in the sixth movie. Stealth Pun: In the sixth film, the kid doesn't say it, but he likes planes. The Stinger: "You ever get tired of being random?" * Beat* "Me neither." Stuff Blowing Up: All over the Mine Turtle music video. Justified because, you know, Mine Turtles. Stupid Statement Dance Mix: Everybody do the flop! Stylistic Suck: The Ritalin'd and twenty minute movies. Subverted Trope: A lot of the humor is derived by doing the complete opposite/something different than what you're expecting to see. Also, the second and third movie repeat and subvert some earlier skits. Suicide by Cop: "Quick! Shoot me in the face!" Surreal Humor: Tons. Take a Third Option: (Horse.) Talking Animal: Mine Turtle. The ducks are a more unusual case; when one of them quacks, the other remarks (in English) how he was just about to say the same thing. The Last of These Is Not Like the Others: Girl: I like singing! Boy: I like dancing! "I Like Trains" kid: I like trains. There Was A Door: The Trains from the "I Like Trains" kid. Justified because, well, they're trains. They Called Me Mad! / Mad Scientist: They said he could never teach a llama to drive. He probably should have listened. Too Dumb to Live: Billy. He baked himself into being a pie ("I want to be a pie"). Train Song: The "I Like Trains" song, though it's about the "I Like Trains" kid rather than the trains themselves. Trigger Happy: Everybody. Tuckerization: The Mine Turtle was apparently invented by a man named Tom. (Mine) Turtle Power: Technically, he's a tortoise. Verbal Tic Name: Presumably the "I Like Trains" kid. Violation of Common Sense: Where to START?! Visual Pun: From asdfmovie6. Mom: Here comes the airplane! Boy: *opens mouth*
*airplanes lands on house*
Vomit Indiscretion Shot: "Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual." "How can you tell?" " RAAAINBOOOOOWS" "Quick! Don't think about cats!" (BLARRRRGH) Weaksauce Weakness: "I'm allergic to adorableness!" Weird Moon: "HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!!" What Kind of Lame Power is Tree, Anyway?: Lady: "Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!!" T-Man: "I'll save you! Tree powers activate!!" *turns into a tree* Who Writes This Crap?!: "Whose idea was this?!"