Hank Ishtar bullied/abused/tormented Marik for being gay.Hence his extreme denial that he's gay.
Florence will become a Yandere for MarikWhen Florence finally appears, Marik will break up with him and will go batshit insane. Also, just pick one scene from Season five where Bakura doesn't act as though he's a demented psychopath.
By way of the Actor rule, everybody in the universe is Little KuribohI fully explained it in the Grand Unifying Guesses page (under Actor Rule). The extension is that LK is 4Kids Entertainment (as stated in Crapsule Monsters episode 1 and lately in Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged 36 and 41), which makes him Al Kahn and every employee working under him, including Media Blasters and their VAs. Therefore he is also Rachel Lillis, who was Jessie in Pokémon. Jessie is Faye Valentine through way of Megumi Hayashibara. Faye is also Wendee Lee as well. And since Wendee Lee is Haruhi Suzumiya... according to WMG, she is God, a Time Lord, and Shinji Ikari. And according to Instrumentality, Shinji is everybody! Therefore, Little Kuriboh is the instigator of Instrumentality!
Marik owns a Death NoteHe's able to find so many people named "Steve" because he traded half of his lifespan for the shinigami eyes. Of course, its utility is limited, since he doesn't want to kill you, just destroy you a little bit.
The ocean really can talk.Mako is in a homosexual relationship with Hapi, the god of the Nile. He wants to marry Hapi so he, too, can be a god.
The Ocean's name is SteveCombining the above tropes, Mako is in a homosexual relationship with Steve, God of the Ocean; unfortunately, Steve will soon be taken over by Marik and become his greatest minion ever.
Zorc and Pals will end up Screwed by the NetworkWell, it's got a cult following, but is desperate for ratings. The Yaoi Fangirls are probably the only thing keeping it afloat as it is.
The Abridged Series is the canon version of Yu-Gi-Oh
The Millennium Rod is actually completely powerlessMarik just happens to be sexually irresistible to guys named Steve. Or girls named Steve.
Marik's middle name (Sebastian) is a Chekhov's GunIn the same way that the Millenium Rod only works on people with Steve in their name, his middle name will make him vulnerable to something. Alternatively, maybe the Millennium Rod only works for people with Sebastian in their name.
Bandit Keith is Michael BayBecause in his movies, America always saves the day...in America.
Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series will be canceled after Season TwoThis announcement brought to you by 4Kids TV. DOWN WITH DISNEY. ALL HAIL 4KIDS!
Croquet is gayBakura's gaydar points to Pegasus' castle, and then we cut to a shot of Pegasus and Croquet. Pegasus certainly seems gay, but it later turns out that he's actually hetero and just acts gay. The gaydar had to be pointing at something, and Croquet is the obvious choice.
Kemo and Wakka are related
Kemo and Tristan are indeed related
Kemo's hair is a parasitic alien creature
Kaiba will eventually say "Screw the Fourth Wall, I have money!!"
4Kids is a elder god similar to Cthulhu.The shadowy executives are its cultists. Disney is a rival Elder God, similar to The King in Yellow (both share the "never say their true name" gimmick). The shadowy executives could say something like "The world will know the embrace of madness." and it would fit perfectly!
The Mooninite Steves are ArrancarsLets look at the facts. For one thing they have masks that only cover part of their face, and I'm willing to bet anything that their quad laser beam is a form of cero.
Little Kuriboh is planning to finish the show as soon as possible and dedicate his time to making the Naruto The Abridged Series spoof parody thingAnd the world may potentially implode.
Mai isn't coming backLet's face it, who needs her breasts anyway?
Little Kuriboh has super strengthLittle Kuriboh voices Tristan. Tristan's voice gives him super strength. Therefore...
4kids' plan will failWhy? Because there is No Fourth Wall to break. I mean that is their whole evil plan, right?
The Tristan-Monkey-Bot will have the dreaded other Tristan voiceLeading to everybody in the cast treading Tristan-Monkey-Bot as the Replacement Scrappy.
Invisible items don't work if they're 'shown' onscreen.The invisible guns have failed on-screen twice, but when Bakura shoots Zombie Boy from off-screen his invisible gun works fine. Mai has lost every on-screen duel in the series, leading some to believe that she has no dueling abilities. However, it could just be that her dueling skills are invisible. She seems to have no problem winning duels off-screen, after all. (She beats Rex Raptor off-screen on the journey to Duelist Kingdom, and is shown collecting her winnings from Guy-Who-Is-Disguised-As-A-Bee. Furthermore, she won enough off-screen duels to make it to the Duelist Kingdom finals.)
Yami Bakura is the real hero of the show and Marik is his Love Interest.It's Bakura who tried to stop Melvin from breaking the fourth wall while Yugi was partying. Also, since Melvin became the villain, Marik hasn't done anything besides having truckloads of UST with Bakura. They're pretty much an Official Couple now.
The Giant Rock is femaleBakura's Gaydar pointed to Ishizu just as she was saying the Giant Rock was the only one who understood her. Ergo, since this must make Ishizu a lesbian, the Giant Rock she's in love with must be female. Interestingly, Bakura's Gaydar stopped reacting after Ishizu fled the plot, and the Gaydar had no reaction to the (Female) Giant Rock. This must mean the Giant Rock is a straight woman. Ishizu's story is truly tragic (there are no women on Yu-Gi-Oh!, only really girly men!). Alternatively, the Giant Rock does love Ishizu back, but it is actually male, much to Ishizu's horror once she learns. Or maybe not.
Marik (or Melvin) is behind Stephenie Meyer's creating the Twilight seriesSteve is short for Steven, which is a variation of the name "Stephen". And the feminine form for Stephen is Stephanie.
It's time to play "Guess The Sexual Orientations Of All The Characters!"Because most of their orientations are very ambiguous, it's time we settled it once and for all! But remember, No Bisexuals! Just kidding.
"Tell my fangirls I love them" at the end of episode 46 is more than just a funny line.Look at Florence's smirk when he says that. He clearly has some ace up his sleeve. Most likely the fangirls will be the one reason that Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged can't be canceled outright, for fear of backlash. That's why 4kids needs to finish off all the characters, so that they can have an excuse for canceling the show in that all the actors are dead.
The recent music videos and random stuff LK's been doing lately is stealth cannon, as filler!He did say that there would be new episodes in May, but he meant the music video parodies, the rap battles, and all the other random stuff LK's been doing on his account; they are all cannon, but are also filler. The third season of Yu-Gi-Oh was mostly filler, thus the abridged version is filler as well. They just aren't numbering them so as to not confuse anyone. Then again, maybe I'm just grasping at straws to make cannon the fact Kaiba said "Screw the vagina, I have a vagina!"
Linkara is GodThink about it: The current story arc is about the fourth wall. The name of Linkara's main series on That Guy with the Glasses? Atop the Fourth Wall. The thing is: Linkara doesn't know that he's the god of another universe, and that the witty title that he came up with for his series is anything more than that.
LittleKuriboh supports Your Shipping of Choice.He certainly seems to have no problem with making jokes about EVERY SHIPPING EVER, although some ships are mentioned more than others... such as the running "creepy sex dreams gag" from Season One (apparently Joey is very territorial about the subject of his creepy sex dreams), with the theme repeated in Season Two where Joey apparently gets rather pissed off about even the suggestion of Mai sleeping with Kaiba.
Guesses about the Doma Arc
Noah is the Kaiba of Season Zero.Somehow he escaped the season and gained a big grudge on anime in general for censoring his continuity. So he secretly took over/founded 4Kids to destroy anime's reputation(shortly before their first noticeable dub other than Pokemon). He's tormenting the characters because they were his replacements, and their Abridged versions are a painful reminder of this.
Noah will say "Screw the rules, I have green hair!"He just HAS to.
LK's been hacked on Youtube by a zombieWell, for starters, almost all of his videos are gone, and there's a note saying the channel has been hacked by Michael Jackson... which means the King of Pop is a zombie, hellbent on destroying YTAS!
The Big Five will all win, except for the one dueling YugiYugi will, of course, not notice the difference. The new minds will remain in those bodies for the remainder of the series.
Reappearance of Mako
Bakura will break up with Marik after his Heel-Face Turn.And that's why he's together with Zorc in season 5.
Yami Bakura and Melvin are brothers.Yami Bakura was shown to be this universe's version of the Joker ("Why so British?"). That makes Marik, Melvin brother of the Joker.
What happened to Marik and Florence after losing to Melvin?They got sent to the shadow realm, where Marik now does a let's play of Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines.
Serenity will take a level in badass...and take on Nesbitt all by herself AND WIN without Tristan and Duke to help her. Especially when you consider that at the start of
Tristan and his hair have other powers that haven't been revealed as yet.Let's consider, first of all...Tristan's hair (er, correction, voice) gives him super-strength and knowledge of kung fu, and he himself can break necks with his mind. Plus, he was able to overpower Yami-freaking-Bakura during the Duelist Kingdom arc. So...among the other powers he'll be able to exhibit later: his hair will be revealed to provide him resistance to mind control unlike the actual series where he got mind-controlled by Bakura in Season 5, the power to fly (similar to the ability of his "father" Kemo's hair to defy gravity), plus the hair itself will be able to slice through anything and everything (just LOOK at it!).
Noah (or Johnson) took down CardGamesFTW's account.He and the Big Five cancelled the show, so it was only fitting they get rid of CardGamesFTW's YouTube account. Hey, Melvin was the one who took down Team Four Star's account, it could happen! Wait, now it's back, so both 4Kids and the Big Five in real life and lost their trial and Life Imitates Art and now I've gone cross-eyed...
Crump is Rob Schneider!First he was an animal (penguin) and then he was a woman (Tea)! mind-control powers, he make her fight a duel against Yugi to be able to watch how powerful was the one that defeated Pegasus. Even more, he KNOW that yugi would won, even more, he PLANNED Yugi voctory, but hasn't planned that he could go from the duel unharmed. He also is Bakura and Zorc's boss. Bakura's mission is obtain the millenium artifacts in order to obtain a new body and conquer the world and time. He own's 75% of ALL companies in the world, includin Four Kids.
Yuuma from ZEXAL will be...
The Black Mage figure that appears on Ep 8 is actually Black Mage from 8-Bit Theather trying to take over that universe
Mai's breasts are sentient.Which is why they're such a focal point. Even Mai is obsessed with them because they're mind-controlling her. Or something
Related to the previous WMG, Mai's breasts are Tristan's hair's mother.Just because it would be funny. It makes sense.
The Season 3 finale battle between Melvin and YamiIt will involve Melvin trying to destroy the abridged series with a Shadow Game. While in the canon it causes the victim's bodies to dissolve, in this battle it causes the victim's abridged personalities to dissolve-when Yami loses lifepoints, he becomes less of a Jerkass, and more like he is in the 4Kids dub. This is Melvin's ultimate back-up plan: once winning the children's card game, he will take Yami and the God Card's powers and "take the abridged out of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series!" This means that the abridged series will be reduced to the dub, effectively destroying it. And everyone, even Kaiba will believe such destruction of their personalities would be crossing the Moral Event Horizon. Melvin will show that he remains a monster in any continuity by laughing and mocking that they're reduced to their censored dub counterparts.
Future gags, themes and plot twists
Marik is the true Big BadHis childishness and naivete are just an elaborate ruse to gain him more fangirls. He'll bide his time, and then, when Season 5 begins, he'll rally his fangirl army, taking Bakura's place as the Big Bad. Melvin was intentionally created by him in order to make him appear more innocent and shift the blame to someone else while he waits in the shadows. And all of that UST with Yami Bakura? He was just playing to the audience, in a (very successful) attempt to get the yaoi fangirls on his side.
The Abridged Series is a Show Within a Show.Namely it takes place in the 4Kids dub of the Yu-Gi-Oh! show. Its an Affectionate Parody style biography by Yugi, who wrote it for lulz.
Tea will take control of Tristan's bodyAfter Yugi beats Team 4kids inhabiting Tristan's body Tea's mind will take over his body. The rest of the series will feature Tea as Tristan, Crump as Tea, and Tristan as a Ghost-Robot-Monkey
There will be a full-fledged crossover with Dragon Ball Abridged at some pointThe plot will focus on Marik and Bakura trying to find the Dragon Balls to wish themselves into being the main characters of the show, Ghost Nappa and the Pharoah accidentally switching places (putting them into the Millenium Puzzle and Vegeta's head, respectively) and the satanic teddy bear will end up having the crap scared out of him by Mr. Popo. With Little Kuriboh's proficiency with Flash and Team 4 Star's Photoshop skills, it could happen.
In episode 51 Joey was talking about Batman.As mentioned in Callback entry on main Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged page, Joey thinks that gay people live in caves and that bats and gay people are pretty much same thing.
The current season will end with a "Freaky Friday" Flip between Tristan and Tea.During the finale, the Big 5 members will all use Tristan's body to duel Yugi just like the original. Since Crump is using Tea's body, this will leave it free for Tristan to commandeer. After defeating Evil Tristan, Tea will be revived (somehow) and will be forced to use Tristan's body since it's the only one left. This will either stick for the rest of the series, be used for a short while before being fixed via a future Plot Device like the God Cards, or be hand waved away at the start of the next season with some sort of Noodle Incident.
Tea will get her body back.Crump will get tired of being ignored and thus return Tea to her body. He'll probably say something like "At least the penguins pay attention to me..."
Bandit Keith's first name is Steve.He was taken over by Marik. He can only take over people who's name is Steve. Put two and two together.
Little Kuriboh read The Caine Mutiny.Marik can only mind control people with Steve in their name. A major character in the book is Steve Maryk.
Florence is Spiderman
The end of the virtual arc will lead to the downfall of 4kids.In perhaps the most ironic instance of art following life, Noah will reveal that Gozabura was actually CEO of 4kids, and when the virtual world arc ends, like in real life, 4kids will declare bankruptcy, freeing Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged forever from the tyranny of Americanization, Merchandise driven executives and stingy lawyers. Unfortunately with this new freedom, the characters will try and create their own villains instead of the ones 4kids had planned, ending up with the season 4 motorcycle freaks.
Mako is in love with Xelha>_>
Kaiba will say 'Screw the rules, I have money!' in the battle against Zorc and defeat himLittleKuriboh knows how much everyone loves that line and has been teasing us with it ever since episode 1. In Ancient Egypt, as Kaiba is battling Zorc, Zorc will attempt to say another variation of 'Screw the rules, I have money.' However, Kaiba will cut him off and shout how pissed he is that everyone keeps stealing his line. Then, the scene where Kaiba shouts, 'Let's show him how we duel back home' will be replaced be, 'Here's how it goes: SCREW THE RULES! I! HAVE! MONEY!'
Zorc will experience Defeat Means Friendship when the story gets to himUnfortunately, by that point the series will be almost over, so he'll get Killed Off for Real just for spite.
Mecha-Nesbitt controls the Bots that have been taking down the series' account.Well, considering Joey outright calls Johnson, the legal guy, as being responsible for the two legal issue bannings, it's not a stretch to say the other 5, much less effective attacks on LK's profile have been from the robots Mecha-Nesbitt enjoys so much. Plus, as the only Big 5 member to successfully steal a body in canon it makes sense that Nesbitt here is the most effective at banning LK. LittleKuriboh has written. While the gang is aware that they're part of the abridged series, they aren't aware that their "real world" is fictional. This is the true fourth wall Shadi has been assigned to protect. The reason why there's so many crossovers with Dragon Ball Abridged is because it takes place in "the real world." It's also why the characters there don't break the fourth wall. This would mean Melvin destroyed the inner fourth wall.
The souls collected during season 4 will be called Dragon Souls.There are seven major characters that have their souls taken on-screen before the duel with Dartz: Yugi, Joey, Rex, Weevil, Valon, Alister, and Raphael. The souls summon a giant snake-like dragon. Do the math.
Mai is a Third-Person PersonHer last name is actually "Breasts"; "Valentine" is either a nickname or her middle name.
Future Character Depictions
Duel Disk Systems are in fact early prototypes of Pip-BoysMeaning that Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series takes place in the Fallout universe. The first demonstration of the VATS system from Fallout 3 was when Kaiba threw that card in Episode 36. In addition, the Big Bad of BBT Abridged, Paradox, is from the world that the games take place in, and the Great War of 2077 was actually a Children's Card Game Tournament, which is what he is referring to when he says that a Card Game destroys the world.
The Final EpisodeAs the Pharaoh walks into the next world, one of his friends waiting on the other side says, "By the way, we only play Magic: The Gathering here". (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
Yugi won't give his soul when Yami loses in season 4He'll let Yami's soul be taken due to finally having enough of the bondage slave business shown in What Would Yugi Do. This will lead to a(n awkward) situation where Yugi is walking around with Yami's physique, but Yugi's voice. Yami will eventually lie that he won't do any more bondage so Yugi will let him share bodies again.
Kaiba likes TristanHe actively worries that 'his precious Tea' who Marik is threatening is 'the one with the pointy hair and Bullwinkle voice', and he finds Evil Tristan hilarious...until he discovers that it's really Nesbitt. Clearly this means Kaiba actively likes Tristan!
The scenes of "Pharaoh's Throne" didn't happen in the past, but was an act made by the current day Yu-Gi-Oh! characters.It explains Priest Seto's speech(Kaiba was trying too hard to stay in character), how Atem knew what a mirror is despite the fact it haven't been invented yet, or how Thief King Bakura knew about Lady Gaga.
Tristan is Dragonborn.His voice gives him super strength.
Tristan won't be possessed by FlorenceTristan, instead of being possessed by Yami Bakura to before they go to room that teaches how to write Dan Green in hiroglyphs, will become evil himself due to the evil influence of Zorc (and Cody) on his mind. And Tristan will suddenly gain a deck for this duel because of Zorc and Cody's Suite Life on the Deck.
If and when Kaiba dq's Zigfried for going under a false name, he'll get called out for itSomething among the lines of: "Oh, so NOW you're disqualifying people for entering under false names!"
Little Kuriboh is a Thiefshipper.He's gone way too far into pairing Marik and Florence for it not to simply be a joke on the original series' Ho Yay between the two.
The Celtic Guardian would have indeed defeated the Egyptian GodBecause of the Heart of the Cards and all that jazz. Plus, for the Rule of Funny.
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is a show in the canon show, by Seto Kaiba.Seto Kaiba started out just trying to make an autobiography, but thought making it Comedic Sociopathy would sell. This would explain the traits of the Abridged characters versus the canon:
The real Melvin from "Kill Your Family" that Marik based his second personality on is still out there..And he be a recurring villain once the Melvin in Marik is dead...