The Hundred Acre Wood is capable of changing its geography to fit the fantasies of its inhabitants.It is the only possible explanation for what happens in the direct-to-video movie Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin. The end of the movie reveals that all of the frightening things that Pooh and his friends encountered while they were looking for Christopher Robin really weren't that scary at all (the "giant cliff" that they actually fell into was just a few inches high, for example). This would imply that either they were all having the same hallucination or that the forest itself changes in response to their expectations. They were afraid, and so the forest became more frightening. This also explains how their journey out was so much longer than the one back.
Everyone in Winnie the Pooh are examples of common mental disorders.Winnie the Pooh characters matched with their respective disorders:
Rabbit everted.The forest starts becoming more disturbing after Rabbit takes command around the Upside-Down Rock, and goes back to normal in the Eye of the Skull. Both times, Rabbit is showing intense emotion: frustration at Pooh's incompetence at the rock, and terror induced by Christopher Robin's shadow in the cave. Possibly, there are eversion points in these areas, and Rabbit unconsciously uses them.
Christopher Robin is actually several different kids that have been amalgamated into a singular entity in the memories of the animals of the Hundred Acre Wood.The franchise actually happens roughly in real time each Christopher Robin we see is really a different kid coming into the woods to play with the immortal stuffed animal inhabitants. The stuffed animals are unaware that humans age and assume all of the kids are Christopher Robin the original kid to come into the woods and the kids are all too polite to correct them.
Tigger is Hobbes's father.Actually, credit where credit's due and all that, this isn't my theory. Norwegian author and mythologist Tor Åge Bringsværd (who re-translated the Pooh books to Norwegian back in The Nineties, as the translations from The Fifties and Seventies were a bit of a mess) claims this in his intro to the Norwegian translation of The Essential Calvin and Hobbes, but I thought it was a fun enough theory to mention here.
A possible Happy Ending:One year Calvin's parents took him and Hobbes on vacation to England, where they met Christopher Robin and Pooh playing in Hundred Acre Woods, and the four of them, plus Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Tigger, Kanga, Eyore, and Roo, stumbled into an endless recursion of time, and they've been playing there ever since.
The franchise takes place in the same universe as Toy Story.This occurred to me while lying in bed and it boggles the mind that my fellow tropers have not made the connection. What if all of the stories/episodes/movies/etc. were "play sessions" ala the opening of Toy Story 3? Perhaps Christopher Robin, like Bonnie, includes himself in the adventures occasionally and simply ignores the, shall we say, fourth wall of the play to a certain extent to accommodate any "injuries" the toys sustain. This also tidily solves the problem of the wood changing about constantly.
Kanga and Tigger will wind up in a relationship.
Ther refers to the male organ.This information is, after all, the child's response to his father's question about the supposedly feminine name, and it would certainly explain the author's reluctance to explain further.
'Hunny' is analogous to alcohol.Consider Pooh's devastation at learning he has no more of it, and also consider the Heffalumps and Woozles, some of whom are literal Pink Elephants! plan manages to get all the animals to fall into the pit. Only to fly off for "help," so that he can grab all the credit for himself, become the hero of the day and snatch the prize honey away from the disappointed Pooh. What a jerk.
Owl is the Big Bad of the 2011 film.Owl's ultimate goal is to find someone to read his memoir to in order to fulfill his self-indulgent needs. He figures that Pooh is the most easily manipulated, so he sees to it that Pooh has no access to honey by way of taking all of Pooh's personal honey in the middle of the night (thus giving Pooh a reason to leave his house at all), stealing Eeyore's tail and making sure that the best tail choices in the contest go to other characters so that THEY would get the pot of honey instead of Pooh, and making up the story about the Backson so that everyone would be out looking for it all day and Pooh would be as hungry as possible by the end of the day. Owl makes the only honey accessible to Pooh the honey at his own house, and offers Pooh honey on the condition that he sit and listen to him read from his autobiography. This all makes Owl a Magnificent Bastard.
The Backson is a Monsters, Inc.. Scarer that got suck in the human world.Was I the only one who thought he looked like a character form Monsters Inc., maybe he was a top scarer before, who through an accident got locked outside of a closet in England, and decided to roam the 100 Acer Woods to find a way home.
Pooh is a Time LordAnd his hunny pot is his TARDIS, and we have proof...
Eeyore wasn't always a donkeyOriginally Eeyore was a real boy but then after a trip to [[ Disney/Pinocchio Pleasure Island]], he was turned into a donkey. Being a donkey that could still talk, Eeyore wasn't sold off to slave labor right away. Being smart enough to figure out how to escape, Eeyore left the Island, only without a tail. Also, the magic that turned Eeyore into a donkey is also what has kept him alive for a long time, making his life long and agonizing.
Tiggers are a clan.Tigger isn't the last of his species, he could just be the last surviving member of a clan known as Tigger...all the other members being dead (probably by the hands of one of it's own) not unlike another clan...
Tigger in Tigger Movie is in heat.Considering their universe, it probably won't go anywhere, but he's searching for people that look like him, ignores that Roo is very similar to him in hobbies and personality, but isn't actually a "Tigger".
The animals are Neo-PagansSpecifically Germanic Paganism, which explains why they attach so much importance to knowing how to spell "Teusday".
Disney will never make another hand-drawn animated film after this film.The Princess and the Frog was an experiment to see if hand-drawn animated films, done the traditional way, are still profitable. Sadly, it never gave a clear answer since even though it was very profitable. It had to compete against 3 other blockbuster heavy-weights in theaters, Disney was expecting record-breaking ticket sales akin to The Lion King, and it was not released in 3D. Winnie The Pooh was released 2 years later, and even though it was planned before anyone knew Princess wouldn't live up to Disney's expectations, Winnie is only under an hour long, and was done for a fraction of the budget Princess was. The whole setup felt like a big "screw it let's end in a putter" situation. As of 2012, there are no plans for another hand-drawn animated film from Disney. ...think about it.
Tigger is their version of Kamina.The Heffalump and Woozles are standins for the Beastmen, Crud was a manifestation of the Anti-Spiral, and the rest of Tigger's friends are analogues of Team Gurren (save their lazy and don't have any mechas...not so sure about Gopher though.)