The series is the American Version of Azumanga Daioh.Seriously. The series and show features an Man Child Cloud Cuckoolander Teacher, Cows (in replace of cats) that roam the school, and the gym teacher is the Only Sane Man.
The 19th Story is in Another Dimension.
Ms. Zarves is Canada.Wait, who was I talking about, again?
The 19th Story does not exist."Miss Zarves teaches the class on the 19th story. There is no Miss Zarves. Understand? Good; explain it to me." Okay — In the second book, Allison, for a while, didn't exist (for whatever reason) when she stumbled onto the 19th Story. The root cause of Miss Zarves' frustration in the third book is the fact that she and her class don't exist, and hence, nobody notices them (for obvious reasons) except The Men in Black because, well, they're Men in Black.
The 19th Story is a Matrix.The Men in Black keep Miss Zarves and her students from leaving to maintain the conspiracy. One of them is the Builder who "forgot" to build it.
Miss Zarves is True Fae.She imprisons children (And a cow) both real and imaginary and in her strange dimension where time is screwy. Among her students is an imaginary little brother made up by a student, an alias made by another, and a 32 year old woman who's never, ever been to a bathroom.
The cows that take over at the end of book 2 were intentionally placed.They were covering up some governmental activity on Floor 19 over the next few weeks. This would explain how one of them ended up on Floor 19 in the third book.
The 19th story really is in Another Dimension, but does exist. The missing floor was caused by......the plan for there to be no 13th floor, since it is supposedly unlucky. Because this was put in sometime after the sideways construction started, they had to make some screwy adjustments once they realised they were now building a skyscraper instead of a horizontal building complex. The 13th floor was supposed to be the one that was empty, but they screwed that up too. So the result is that there is a 13th floor, but no 19th. The fact that somehow the 19th floor exists in another dimension is probably just a result of the general weirdness that surrounds the school.
The 19th story is being forced into an alternate dimension because everyone thinks it doesn't exist.Fairly Self Explanatory.
The entire school is a TardisExplains the weird infrastructure, the freaky-deaky teachers, the heroic staff that combat the teachers, being able to fall out of it with little injury...
The 19th story was built around the invisible Old One that caused the strange events and sideways building in the first place.If the builders used anything remotely resembling blueprints, the rooms should have been sideways. Nobody noticed that the building was being built sideways until it was finished, and the builders didn't forget about the 19th story, the just forgot that they remembered it. It can't be Miss Zarves, although her memories of never being noticed may have been a result of the creature trying to make her completely dependent upon it. The halloween episode where the original teacher returned was all a mass hallucination. The 30th story is actually one of the least weird stories, and the stories closer to the 19th are too scary to knowingly put into a childrens' book.
Wayside has the largest playground ever allotted to a 28 (29) class school.The builders were given land to build a 30-room across, 1-story building. They made a 30-story, 1-room across building. The playground must be comparatively huge.
Louis arranged the vertical/horizontal dimension switch.Because, as the future playground supervisor, his power would increase with the size of the playground, until the playground itself was greater than the school. (And, in the Wayside universe, nothing Does Not Work That Way.)
Wayside school was the school building designer's way of saying "I've got a giant tonker."There was no mistake. If you think about it, the first floor (with the administrative offices and cafeteria) must be significantly larger than the 30-student classrooms. Especially if there's a gymnasium, the shape of the school is going to look a certain way.
Wayside School was desgined by Bloody Stupid Johnson.Uh...yeah. A story that is in an alternate dimension, odd blueprints. What else would you think?
Alternatively, it was built by Cave JohnsonDo I even NEED an explanation?
Miss Zarves does exist!Really! I returned a seating chart to her once that I found on the stairs above the eighteenth floor. The class pet is a cow. It has its own desk. That kid from the 30th story was there, ask her!
Miss Zarves is a Time Lord.'Nuff said.
The 19th story is purgatoryIn Wayside School is Falling Down, when Allison is on the 19th story, the only other sane one there wonders if those on the 19th story are dead. Since it can't be Heaven or Hell...
Wayside School is built upon a HellmouthIt would explain the wierdness and everything...
The 19th Story is an SCP.Call Dr. Clef.
The 19th story is where people go when they are ignored too muchMiss Zarves explains in the third book that nobody ever noticed her growing up. Perhaps Bebe's parents really did have a son named Ray but they ignored him so much that he disappeared. Bebe still remembers him a little bit which is why she used his name in her lie. Perhaps that's why she called him her baby brother when he's clearly older than that (only a few years younger than Bebe). She remembers him being a baby. Allison ended up there after being ignored by her class but she managed to defy the system and get back. Nobody acknowledges the fact that Mark Miller is really Benjamin Nushmutt so on the 19th story it's reversed. The name that's ignored is the name that he's acknowledged as. Virginia and Nick's backgrounds are unknown but it's certainly possible that they were ignored to the point of non existence too.
Myron will die.In Wayside School is Falling Down, Myron chooses to be free instead of being safe. This seems to work because he doesn't have to learn ballroom dancing like the other students and they complain that he never has to do anything. So that should mean that he's not safe. Nothing has happened to him yet but it will. Plus, Myron seems like a really nice guy so maybe he is Too Good for This Sinful Earth.
Floor 19 exists, people just joke.When Allison goes there, it was All Just A Dream because the story was built in to the wall.
Wayside School exists on a discworldNot the Discworld mind you, a discworld (perhaps one of the young discworlds that appear at the end of The Light Fantastic). Where the main Discworld runs on Narrative Causality Wayside's discworld runs on that special brand of logic that children follow.
The 19th floor is a room in The Dark TowerCome on. It's the 19th floor. Filled with fictional characters. Need I say any more?
Wayside is in built on a leaking gas mainAdmit it, this makes sense.
Wayside is the way it is because somebody with Fairy Godparents wished for it.In a Fairly OddParents Non-Serial Movie, Mr. Crocker has a rant about fairies, in which he claims that fairies can make it so 2+2=fish. What's the very first "math" problem that gets taught in Sideways Arithmetic? ELF + ELF = FOOL!
Louis changed the ending of the last book to redeem Miss Nogard and hook up with her.The first book actually states that Louis wrote them. Miss Nogard's misdeeds were actually exposed and she was given the same Laser-Guided Karma that the other evil teachers got. However, Louis was heartbroken because he was infatuated with her. So when he wrote the story, he changed the ending so his love redeemed her and they got together. Maybe he even added her Freudian Excuse.
The 19th Story is the afterlife for students who have died (and they age).This is sort of like the above "The 19th Story is Purgatory" guess. When Wayside School was built, Miss Zarves was hired to be teach the 19th story. However, she was killed suddenly and the school felt it would be wrong to keep the floor open. Miss Zarves was looking forward to teaching and is so disappointed that she's able to stay and teach. The 19th story is treated as non-existent for so longer students think that it actually is and Miss Zarves has become a legend. Virginia and Nick were were young children when they died but continued to grow up in the afterlife of the 19th story. Ray Gunn was looking forward to attending Wayside School with Bebe but he died shortly after he started. Bebe feels that her parents romanticize his memory as the perfect angel so she acts out and blames him for her behavior. Allison's trip was a near death experience. Either she was almost killed by Ron and Leslie bumping into her (physics obviously works differently there) or her negative thoughts about her school while passing between the 18th and 20th stories caused her to be pulled there (maybe "they" thought that's where she would prefer). In the end she chooses to live. Mark Miller is a different boy than Benjamin Nushmutt (Allison didn't seem to think that they looked alike). Mark was a boy that Benjamin knew and was jealous of: he was more talented and successful, people liked him more and his name was less confusing. Mark Miller died soon before Benjamin came to Wayside School so he decided to take his identity in hopes that Mark's success will rub off on him. Because of this, Mark was in limbo on the 19th story (it is confusing). Once Benjamin admits the truth, Mark is able to pass on. Urban Legend winds up there. As such, their entire existence amounts to little more than a melting pot of the school's collective imagination, though occasionally real-world things (Allison and a Cow, for starters) get in through the cracks. Ms. Zarves, as such, is not malignant - she's just as imaginary as the rest, and is therefore just feeling her way through the act of teaching imaginary people lessons they'll never use.
Someone called Miss Zarves once worked at Wayside School.I don't know, maybe she was a teacher who got sacked or a secretary who some of the students thought was a teacher even though nobody knew any of the kids in her class. Something had to have started this pervasive rumour that there's a nineteenth story and someone named Miss Zarves is the teacher between floors eighteen and twenty. Maybe Louis put the rumour in one of those stories he tells to the students.
The book takes place in Night Vale.Come on, the weird occurrences, the places that simultaneously exist and don't, the daily announcements- it's basically what any grade school in Night Vale would be like.