This gameboard shall henceforth be split in seven. Two sevenths shall be for the discussion of episodes of Umineko: When They Cry that have been translated into the English language. One seventh shall be for theories that have been proven false, another for those that are true, and still another for those that even Battler could not take seriously. One seventh shall be for episodes not yet translated, and the last seventh shall be for theories regarding Colored Text. By this measure, players, demons and unwilling sacrifices shall together be able to continue their futile struggle against my hellish riddle without accidentally tripping over, gouging or disemboweling one another.
Now let's just wait until they say it in Red...