WMG: Time Cube

Ray is just a stark raving mad lunatic who suffers from Paranoid Schizophrenia.
Hard to believe, I know, but hear me out on this! It's a possibility!
  • Confirmed, actually. He does state at one point on the website that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Ray is absolutely correct about everything on all of his sites.

I mean, if there's someone out there who actually can understand it.

Ray is an Eldritch Abomination in a human body
Time Cube is just how physics work in his plane of existence.

Ray encountered an avatar of an Eldritch Abomination.
He went off the deep end at that point. Gene Ray is the modern Abdul Alhazred. Gaze not too closely at his writings, lest you find that which he found within and call that which he met.

Ray is confused by how timezones work.
Admittedly, it blew my mind a little bit too the first time I realized there's dawns, middays, dusks and nights going on simultaneously at different longitudes. One can see how a schizophrenic person with a predilection for obsessive and paranoid behavior, no higher education and lots of free time might discover and run with that idea to the four corners of the Earth.

  • The day is a square concept with cubed components. Each day has four periods, which are each divided into 6 hours each.

Time Cube was actually written by Mark Z. Danielewski

Ray is a Genius.
The document is a sign of Jabir transforming his theories on a possible alternate world system into... well, Time Cube.

The entire thing was made on drugs

This site is an Eldritch Abomination.
It seems to be a monster and it's so inconceivable, just like an Eldritch Abomination. Therefore, it is.

The Time Cube does not exist.
Time is not made of cubes. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.

Time Cube is actually a message board for secret agents
Everything is written in a substitution cypher that makes it look like the disjointed ramblings of a crazy person so that nobody will look too closely, but if anyone had access to the key, it would translate into a coherent and straightforward record of correspondence between multiple agents in the field. The formatting changes so often because they're using typefaces to identify one another instead of code names, so you can identify which agent wrote a message based on what typeface it's written in. I'm gonna see if I can find the key just as soon as I finish wrió

Gene Ray is a Time Lord who used a defective Chameleon Arch.
The Chameleon Arch physically (including cerebrally) changed him into a human, but it was only partially successful in suppressing his Time Lord mind. Time Cube is the desperate attempt of his human brain to process fragments of Time Lord temporal science and memories of his time sense. His strange diction is the result of faulty English language files (and losing his TARDIS, probably in the same event that forced him to use the Chameleon Arch).
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