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The is WMG of the movie; see Land Of Oz entry for theories about the original books by Frank Baum.Glinda is a Villain with Good Publicity who used Dorothy to seize control over the Land of Oz as her Evil Plan.
Glinda, the so-called "Good Witch of the North," clearly has weather-control powers. She summons Dorothy's house from Kansas with a tornado and drops it on the Witch of the East, killing her. Glinda then gives the Ruby Slippers to Dorothy; these slippers can teleport the wearer anywhere she wants. Naturally, Glinda refuses to disclose this information to Dorothy until the end.
The Witch of the West shows up and demands to know who murdered her sister and tries to claim her sister's slippers as her rightful property. Glinda coldly rebuffs her and threatens to kill her with another dropped house. She then sends Dorothy on an unnecessary errand to the Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard figures that Dorothy is a tool of Glinda and sends her to fight and kill a far superior opponent, hoping the Witch of the West will do her in. This fails when Dorothy's companions break into the Witch's home and murder her by accident. Glinda then causes the Wizard's balloon to go out of control and blow away, getting him out of the picture. Since we never hear from the Witch of the South, we can only assume that Glinda got rid of her some other way. This leaves Glinda as the only remaining powerful entity in all of Oz. She installs the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion as puppet rulers and sends Dorothy home. Glinda now has control over all of Oz, including the Emerald City's lucrative opium (poppy) trade. Just as Planned.
Oz is real; it's Dorothy's life in Kansas that was All Just a Dream.
C'mon, someone had to suggest it.
Dorothy is the first incarnation of Haruhi Suzumiya
After seeing the magical land of Oz and its wonders, her soul strove for more and more supernaturality and never found rest.
Also, if there's a time lord, there must be a Haruhi as well.
Witches are not weak to water, but to houses
Forget the Weaksauce Weakness. The Witch of the East died from being hit by a house. In the land of Oz, water is made up of tiny houses, which combined to slowly churn the Witch of the West into a liquid state.
The entire film is a pre-emptive allegory of World War II and its lasting effects
All of which was written by a time-traveler who worked for MGM.
Oz is real, Miss Gulch is the Wicked Witch of the East, and the shoes created the appearance of All Just a Dream
Gulch follows Dorothy but is crushed by the house. When the shoes brought Dorothy back to the real world, she fell asleep, leading to the apparent All Just a Dream ending. This also explains how Return to Oz could work and why Toto was never in any danger again.
It's all a Reaper's Game
Dorothy and her family were all killed by the twister and entered Kansas' UG. Glinda is the conductor, the Wizard is the composer and the Wicked Witch of the West is the GM. Dorothy's entry fee was her Aunt Em, the others' fees are obvious. All differences between Oz and the Shibuya UG can be chalked up to regional rule differences (which canonically exist according to the secret reports).
Oz was a matter of life and death.
Uncle Henry tells Professor Marvel at the end of the movie, "For a moment, we thought she was going to leave us!"
The brilliant Technicolor of Oz is the temptation. She may stay or she may return home to the gray dustbowl. If she returns home, she lives and recovers. If she stays in Oz, she dies.
Kansas is Dorothy's first-level dream. Oz is her second-level dream.
"Professor Marvel", "Hunk", "Zeke", "Hickory", and "Miss Gulch" are a team of dream thieves who are trying to incept in her the idea that all your troubles will be easily avoided or resolved by surrounding herself with the comfortable and familiar.
By extension, the Munchkins are Dorothy's projections, and the Gatekeeper, Doorman, and the grandiose Wizard of Oz are manifestations of Professor Marvel's subconscious narcissism, which threaten the plan by trying to take over the story as the real villain. "Miss Gulch" therefore arranges to be a distraction while Marvel resolves his personal issues; by the time Dorothy and company return to the Emerald City, Marvel is back in control and managed to retcon Oz's original appearance into an intentional trick covering up an inferiority complex.
Because Dorothy isn't nearly as self-reflective as Fischer, only two levels of dreaming are needed; hence, the sedative is normal, there's no risk of Limbo ("Miss Gulch" is woken up when she melts), and there doesn't need to be a simultaneous kick in Oz to boot her back into Kansas. (The kick from Kansas is, of course, the house falling to the ground.)
The Coroner of Munchkinland has other jobs.
He examined her (the witch) as coroner, because it would be inappropriate to examine her as butcher or tanner. It's either this or one of the next two or three guesses.
Munchkinland is so idyllic even under (or perhaps because of the witch's rule) that anyone can have whatever job they want.
Segregated by sex, of course. They have a coroner not because they need a full-time coroner, but because the coroner thought it would be a cool job, and all he really has to do is kick the body and see if it kicks back, or hold a mirror under its mouth if he's feeling really thorough.
Munchkinland has an extremely high birthrate and a lot of fatal crime.
Hence why they have a full-time coroner with a population of around a hundred.
The Munchkinland Coroner's job boils down to professional skiving.
Assuming everyone is immortal in Oz no matter how dead they seem, like in the books, he's pretty much never called in. When he is called in, he either says "yep, they're dead" and that they were only mostly dead in the event of a revival, says "nope, they're not dead" in the case that the body kicks back, and "not are they only merely dead, they're really most sincerely dead" in the rare event that something he knows can't be revived from happens (like a witch getting watered) or he is better off with them Deader than Dead and doesn't want to risk them being healed (like when a maniacal despot who made his life miserable has a house fall on her, and is incapable of kicking back because of full-body paralysis).
The Wicked Witch of the West is related to the aliens from Signs.
It explains her greenish skin, clawed hands, and water vulnerability. She wears the big black dress to hide her chameleon powers.
The "secret 60s ending" wasn't from MGM.
Dorothy really is a witch.
She just doesn't know it, and so uses all her magic unconsciously. She was bored with her dull, dreary life in Kansas, so she summoned the tornado to take her to Oz. The Good Witch of the North, seeing that Dorothy has immense magical potential she's unaware of, makes a show of offering her protection to get in her good graces, while sending her to see the Wizard, the one person (she thinks) who might be able to handle this Tyke Bomb.
Along the way to the Emerald City, Dorothy gets lonely, so she brings a scarecrow and a statue made of tin to life to keep her company. And when a lion attacks them, she uses a spell to turn the great beast into a coward. And, when faced with the wrath of the Wicked Witch of the West, turns a bucket of water into a potion of dissolving in order to kill her. Again, all unintentionally. Under this theory, the silver/ruby shoes are just placebos like everyone else's gifts; Dorothy transported herself back to Kansas by her own power; she just needed Glinda to convince her she could.
There is no Witch of the South, only the Wizard.
We see a total of four practitioners of magic in the movie. Glinda in the North, the Witches of the East and West, and the Wizard of Oz. If three of the four are assigned to a specific direction, it just stands to reason that the fourth is assigned to the remaining direction. The Emerald City must be somewhere in the South. Glinda doesn't seem to know that the wizard can't do real magic, she and the other witches have accepted his Sufficiently Advanced Technology as proof of his wizardry and appointed him the magician of the south.
The house didn't kill the Wicked Witch of the East.
It was the still-dripping water intake pipes that went plumb through her body, making a slowly-dissolving wound. The socks didn't curl up because the lack of slippers made her feet dissolve; her feet were already dissolving from the inside, and the slippers just kept them shaped like feet until the removal of the slippers and the subsequent collapse of the feet. The coroner looked in the slight gap and saw the witch's body slowly dissolving under the house, which is certainly a sign of being really, most sincerely dead in witches.
It was not just a dream
Oz really is a wizard, and encountered Dorothy in Kansas as Prof. Marvel after the events in the Land of Oz.
He felt the society built around him was limiting his potential, so he used Dorothy as an excuse to downplay his existence so he could escape to travel through space and time.
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