[[WMG:Tropers/ThePope ''is'' [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]].]]
* I thought it was kinda suspicious that he used a picture of Mario with a {{troll}}face. Why is Mario trolling us? Then I realized that The Pope is actually hinting at his true identity: The famous mustachioed plumber himself. The reason he claimed he was "too lazy" to write about himself was actually to protect his identity: He's not actually being lazy, he just doesn't have time to write because he's busy saving Princess Peach. Lord Bowser will be pleased to know I have found this information. [[EvilLaugh Mwahahahaha]]!