[[WMG: Yahweh did consider Benedict XVI wrong]]

That's why he set clouds and rainy weather when he gave speeches in Portugal and Britain.
* Considering [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_F%C3%A1tima where he was in Portugal]], rain might be a ''good'' sign.

[[WMG: The Pope's trademark NiceHat was created to help prevent assassinations.]]
Any archer or sniper trying to pick the Pope off from a distance would not be able to resist trying to shoot the hat off of his head first ForTheLulz, alerting security to their presence.

[[WMG: Pope John Paul I was assassinated.]]
JP was such a NiceGuy -- who would want to get him? Well, you don't get to be a Cardinal Patriarch by [[GoodIsNotDumb being stupid]]. The most reasonable conspiracy theory involves (actual) [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banco_Ambrosiano corruption in the Vatican Bank]]. Some other people were murdered, and the theory just says that JP I was one of them, probably because he planned to go after higher-ups who were involved.

[[WMG: Benedict XVI used to be an [[{{Nasuverse}} Executor of the Agency of the Eight Sacrament]].]]
After all, they're affiliated with the Inquisition, and he ''did'' led it...