WMG: The Pope
Yahweh did consider Benedict XVI wrongThat's why he set clouds and rainy weather when he gave speeches in Portugal and Britain.
- Considering where he was in Portugal, rain might be a good sign.
The Pope's trademark Nice Hat was created to help prevent assassinations.Any archer or sniper trying to pick the Pope off from a distance would not be able to resist trying to shoot the hat off of his head first For the Lulz, alerting security to their presence.
Pope John Paul I was assassinated.JP was such a Nice Guy — who would want to get him? Well, you don't get to be a Cardinal Patriarch by being stupid. The most reasonable conspiracy theory involves (actual) corruption in the Vatican Bank. Some other people were murdered, and the theory just says that JP I was one of them, probably because he planned to go after higher-ups who were involved.
Benedict XVI used to be an Executor of the Agency of the Eight Sacrament.After all, they're affiliated with the Inquisition, and he did led it...
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