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Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation will join TGWTG
will start a three-way rivalry with him, Nostalgia Critic, and AVGN, and it will be awesome.
That Guy With the Glasses, The Nostalgia Critic(s) and Chester A. Bum are all clones...
...of Douglas Walker. The status of their clone progenitor is unknown. But in the TGWTG 'verse, perfect human cloning exists (see Linkara's X-Men #424 review). This explains why NC, CAB and TGWTG can all be seen in the same conversation and why NC keeps coming back even after being killed several times. Or maybe Optimus Prime just likes dying for him :)
Everyone on TGWTG will be the biggest thing in Hollywood.
Here's what's gonna happen to everyone.
The Nostalgia Critic,That Guy With The Glasses and Chester A Bum are all the same people.
But of different time periods. In the near future,the Critic will review a moive so irredeemably bad it wil make the Garbage Pail Kids movie seem "decent" by comparison. He will lose his f*** ing mind and become That Guy With The Glasses.Later he'll realise how horrible a person he's become and jump off a cliff.When he wakes up his brain will be damaged and with no money becomes Chester A Bum.The Future Nostalgia Critic is when Chester A Bum finally gets his CHANGE! and will have enough money to get a therapist.Thus reverting to his old self
Benzaie is a Bizarro-version of Yahtzee.
Let's run down the dialectic:
Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick are secret long lost twins!
Just like He-Man and She-Ra! If they ever find out about it, then NC and NG are gonna be pissed.
Melvin, Brother of the Joker, was an intentional Scrappy
Doug made an intentionally bad sketch just so he could trick people into thinking it was the one-year anniversary special and make them think for a moment that they had wasted their money on a lame Dark Knight parody.
This site will be instrumental in a gigantic crossover battle between every prominent to somewhat-known internet personality on the planet.
Consider this: TGWTG.com is affiliated with Team Four Star, the creators of Dragon Ball Z Abridged. And, As You Know, many Abridged Series creators participated in an Abridged Series War before this affiliation. So, all it takes is one more Abridged Series war to pop up. The crew of TGWTG will get involved...then the Angry Video Game Nerd...and soon there will be an entire domino effect leading to every prominent reviewer, blogger, cartoonist, etc. on the 'Net engaging in an all-out battle.
Dr. Insano is...
Dr Insano is the TGWTG equivelant of the Time Trapper
In Legion of Three Worlds it was explained that the Time Trapper is a rouge timeline,and because of this has a Multiple Choice Past. Insano follows a similar role; whenever the timeline is altered, a different person(though it usually focuses on Spoony) will inevitably gain the Dr Insano personality. The reason may differ, but the end result is the same. Insano is not a mere person, HE IS A CONSTANT.
All the Bums are clones.
Chester A. Bum and Lester B. Bum are, of course, clones of Doug and Linkara, respectively. Then we have the Bum versions of Spoony (from his Dirty Harry NES review) and Benzaie (from his Magical Drop 3 review). Why are there so many Bum versions of the reviewers running around? Well, Dr. Insano created them and distributed them in cities everywhere in an attempt to Take Over the World (Of course!). After all, would you expect a random dirty homeless guy on the street to be part of an evil world domination (OF COURSE!) scheme? However, the plan failed when all of them discovered drugs.
The characters are all comic book characters trapped in mortal shells.
Who are they? That's up to you.
The TGTWG staff are incarnates of the Endless.
The Catch Phrase for the Nostalgia Chick will become. . .
"I'm the Nostalgia Chick and I don't have a catch phrase." Logic Bombtastic!
The Guy is an entity of Cosmic Horror
He just has that vibe, you Know?.
That Guy is Satan.
And the study is Hell. The Nostalgia Critic died on April Fools Day but was brought back by Optimus Prime before That Guy could get around to torturing him.
Ma-Ti is currently involved in a Batman Gambit
According to Linkara, Ma-Ti can use the power of heart to read minds, control animals, and cause unconsciousness. So, after getting beat up in the brawl, Ma-Ti decided to use his powers to create a Batman Gambit and bring the reviewers to their knees.
The Guy is the either the future or the past of The Nostalgia Critic
If you go with the former version, at some point the Critic goes insane from one too many bad films, dedicates himself to evil and spreading misinformation, and develops a slasher smile. He also comes into money, explaining the posh looking study. He also sold his soul for supernatural powers and omniligualism.
If you go with the latter...
He realized the error of his ways and dedicated himself to doing good by telling people about bad films so they can avoid them. He does have some supernatural abilities. He could not live with the remorse, and so he gave himself false memories.
The Nostalgia Chick is another character played by Doug Walker.
How else would they keep appearing in the same reviews?
That Guy is "That Man"
When Linkara told him to say "I AM A MAN!" * punch* , he remembered who he was.
Dr. Insano will Take Over the World with the aid of Ask That Guy
Like any good villain, all he wants to do is take over the world. But as he's an Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain, he will never succeed unless he bucks up a little. Ask That Guy is pure evil, and so he is the best man for the job. Soon, they will take over every single one of the major states of the world, and Hamster-Jelly will be in stores everywhere. May God have mercy on us all...
Dark Paw will be defeated by Linkara
After Paw, Goggles, Angry Joe, and Spoony have used their ultimate attacks, they will run out of MP, then Linkara will show up. He was quickly blasted by Dark Paw but it turns out that he has still has his Cheat Codes on. Linkara will defeat Dark Paw by a single punch while shouting I AM A MAN! While Goggles, Angry Joe, and Spoony celebrate upon the defeat of Dark Paw, Paw will make a Face Heel Turn, since he believes that I AM THE GOD!... and There Can Be Only One.
Linkara deleted the WMG about him being a troper
To prevent tropers from suspecting him to be one.
Ask That Guy still has a bit of a soul left in him.
The Nostalgia Chick's Michael Bay isn't the real Michael Bay.
I know it seems like a stretch, but think about it. The real Michael Bay is 6'2, the Chick's Bay seems a little shorter. Also Bay is 44, and for some reason when he shows up in the Chick's videos he looks more like early 20's. If you've ever heard him talk, his voice is kind of off. All this could just be him having enough money to get plastic surgery and change his voice. It is also weird that whenever she speaks his name he shows up, that means he must be a lesser Candle Jack. I think we've figured out his secr
The Distressed Watcher is secretly...AN ATHEIST!!!!
It may seem amazing, but my suspicions have been raised.
Lee from Still Gaming is related to Wendee Lee.
He's been trying to contact his long-lost relative through the Wendee Lee Counter.
Lindsay reviewed the animated Transformers movie at Douglas' request
...because he couldn't bring himself to review it from a purely neutral standpoint, and she could, likely not having enjoyed it much in ehr youth. I know I sure as hell wouldn't be able to look at it unbiased or review fairly; no boy who grew up with Transformers could. Thus, it had to be reviewed by either an African bushman or Lindsay, and she was more convenient.
Angry Joe is in love with Nostalgia Chick or Little Miss Gamer
We know he likes hot girls in the glasses, so why not?
Channel Awesome's true nature is that of a Borg-like intelligence whose true goal is nothing less than the assimilation of every internet celbrity known to man
Just look at the alarming rate at which they've been taking on new contributors to the website. Do you even count the number of critics/reviewers on the site now? Adn with Team Four Star's recent full-time employment of LittleKuriboh, they're clearly beginning to spread to makers of The Abridged Series. It's only a matter of time before other sites like Escapist Magazine or Screwattack.com fall to them. If you need any proof, look at this. They've become so bold as to assimilate the conscious intelligence of the Internet itself.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come impersonated Bennett the Sage
It has been noted that Ask That Guy has become more and more depraved and villainous as his series continued. As it is the time of Christmas spirit, it's the time when ghosts scare evil people into obeying societal norms again. And "Bennett" did so quite easily, by presenting Ask That Guy with a harsh reveal of what he is becoming, and the Complete Monster that will result if his behavior continues. And in fact, that could not have been the true Sage; how could a man of such moral depravity have been so stupified by Artemis's Lover?
Douchey McNitpick and Chester A. Bum are brothers.
Douchey and Chester have the same wig and the same toque, and both exhibit seriously manic behaviour (albeit for two different reasons.) It can't just be a coincidence on Doug Walker's part, since usually goes out of his way to make each of his characters dress and act uniquely.
Someone is a Yaoi Fanboy.
Doug, Spoony, or Benzaie, one hopes. Bennett, one fears. Or hopes. Vehemently.
That Aussie Guy is
THERE IS NO AUSSIE GUY! THERE NEVER WAS! NEVER! SHUT UP!
Masterpiece Fanfic Theater has already ended.
After approaching the treshold of insanity for reading the first few chapters of My Immortal, Sage escaped offscreen to save himself.
Bennett The Sage was able to freak out TGWTG because of insanity
See WMG above. Bennett The Sage did become insane shortly after filming the My Immortal review, which was prerecorded before his episode on Ask That Guy.
The Angry Movie Dork is not a real person
Female!Insano had his heart broken by Spoony
Linkara: You're That Chick With The Goggles.
Insano: Wha..Bu...I'm not freaking black!
Linkara: But you are a woman eh?
The book that Ask That Guy reads in the beginning and end of every episode...
The ultimate goal of the That Guy with the Glasses team is, you guessed it, to Take Over the World.
OF COURSE!
Michaud, Bhargov and Ellis are a gestalt entity that is slowly absorbing the admins of other websites to get back at Doug for stealing the spotlight in the company's early days.
It makes about as much sense as everything else here.
The second Anniversary video shall be a three way battle.
It will be a fight between the site's Gamers (Blistered Thumbs), Anime/Comic Book fans (Inked Reality) and Live Action TV/Film Fans (Team TGWTG) it will end with a drunken Rob Walker (Barista) telling them to break it up.
The second Anniversary video will be like Old vs. New.
Specifically, everyone who was picked up over the last year or was not there last year will team up against NC and all of his allies. Oh, and they'll be under the command of the AVGN.
The second Anniversary video will be a review, albiet a very chaotic one
It will start up seeming like a normal Nostalgia Critic review, but then he'll get punched out by Linkara who will continue the review , only to be punched out by Spoony, who in turn gets puched out by Angry Joe, than Lord Kat, than the Nostalgia Chick, then the Cinema Snob, then Little Miss Gamer, than Handsom Tom (and 8-bit Mickey), then MarzGurl, ect until it's Ma-ti closing out the review. And what will they review? ... Does it really matter?
Nella will graduate to her own series
Quite possibly a musical.
Psychlo can repair itself
Handsome Tom is actually a cryogenically preserved twin of John Cleese
Take a good look at him. He's tall like Cleese, he has more or less the same facial features of John Cleese, and he has a high hairline. Though other than that, though, I have no other information to back it up.
The reason Linkara and the Nostalgia Chick make references to Tv Tropes is...
... because they know what a large fanbase they have here, and so reward tropers who defend them/spread word of their existence by mentioning the glorious Motherwiki every so often. Cynical manipulation of the masses to advance their goals? You Magnificent Bastards, I The next anniversary special is going to be a musical.
A lot of the main TGWTG staff have sung lately and/or exhibited singing talents in the past. Doug has sang on several occasions, Lindsay Ellis recently sang (Alongside several others) "You're the One that I Want" in her review of Grease (I'm no expert, but I thought she sounded surprisingly good). Spoony sang a bit in Part 2 of his FFX review, which wasn't bad. Lewis sang most recently in his Anita Blake review, and my fanboy bones shivered. This all seems to be building up to something to me. If not the anniversary special, then some event. If not, it's a missed opportunity.
Lindsey/The NChick is really busy IRL so...
First off: the NChick is working on something for college (her thesis? * is not in college, so is clueless* ). So her Grease review is leading up to something AWESOME.
Nella is going to take over the show.
We've seen (possible) build-up with Nella becoming increasingly angry at the NChick due to the hidden cameras, and the makeover fairy. So, Nella is going to attack the NChick, and take over the show for a while, and give the NChick time to finish up her college stuff.
Phelous, like Ran, has a machine that makes a clone of him everytime he dies.
In some of the intros of Phelous's newest videos, soon after the Phelous from the previous review dies, the Phelous from the current review pops in. In fact, in the Dot Com For Murder review, as soon as Phelous from that review dies, the Phelous of the next review comes in.
Chester A Bum is really Tommy Wiseau.
Think about it.
The seahorses are responsible for the disappearance of The Room reviews
Yes, the Nostalgia Critic exposed the seahorses' intentions to Take Over the World, so naturally the seahorses had to make the video disappear. The disappearance of Obscurus Lupa's review is just the seahorses covering their tracks, and making sure everyone will blame server problems, overzealous lawyers, or other problems. But we're on to you, seahorses! Thanks to the Streisand Effect, lots of people are going to see that video anyway. Your diabolical schemes will never come to fruition!
The Third Anniversary Special will have the Contributors fight the Seahorses.
Future NC had Past NC review the room as a distraction to the seahorses so that he could finish a superweapon in order to fight them (this parts a red herring). Past NC now has knowledge of the Seahorses and will fight them back with the rest of the contributors in the Third Anniversary Special. Because they enver take over the future, Future NC never has to build the superweapon, and Past NC never goes to the future to review The Room, and instead reviews his college movie.
The Room reviews were taken off because...
The Third Anniversary Special will be Villain Team Up
Lord Vyce will unite That Guy, Doctor Insano, John from theroommovie.com, Seahorses and every other enemy site contributurs has, unider his command, creating Legion of Doom.
The Third Anniversary Special will be a straight-played psychological thriller
The strength of writing and direction has improved every year, and besides: take one look at Doug Walker's face during the "Nasty-Wasties" speech in Kickassia and tell me that wouldn't be awesome.
The Third Anniversary will be a murder mystery
Doug actually said that Lindsay had suggested this when they were on Wha-Chow back in May. Combine this with the WMG two above and we could get something very hardcore.
The Third Anniversary will be about the return of That Dude in the Suede
Well, both things are definitely going to be epic. Making them the same thing (a rescue mission to get Suede back to the site?) would be awesome, no doubt.
The Third Anniversary will be a Crisis Crossover where the Channel Awesome Cast (and possibly The Nerd and Yahtzee) team up against a new villain
And that villain will be... The Copyright Nazi!!! AKA John from the room.com
The Third Anniversary will confirm ALL the WMGs about the Third Anniversary.
It'll start out with the Critic beginning a review, when suddenly, he gets a call on his cell phone. The rest of Channel Awesome is planning a mission to rescue Suede from the TGWTG Legion of Doom! However, the story soon takes a darker turn into psychological thriller territory when the gang becomes trapped in the base and are picked off one by one, in increasingly creative ways, with the killer turning out to be...Suede, who had gone insane during his inprisonment! Oh, and it'll be a musical somehow.
There will be a Black Lantern Insano in the Third Anniversary Video.
It will be the Future Black Lantern Spoony who serves as the Dragon of the searhorses when they reach this time period.
The Third Anniversary Special will be an Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
It will be an MêléeÀTrois between Linkara, Angry Joe and 3D-Lee, because the Villain wants to know who is TGWTG's strongest fighter.
Doug's main characters are parts of his psyche.
After being hit by some sort of beam, his mind split into three parts. His ego became the Nostalgia Critic. His id became That Guy. His superego was initially a superhero type character, but That Guy caught him and tortured him until he went insane and became Chester A. Bum. That Guy then locked Nostalgia Critic in the Hall of Memories in Doug Walker's mind, forcing him to look over everything Doug Walker ever experienced as a child. With total control of Doug Walker's mind, That Guy now controls Doug Walker's body, making him a dangerously insane criminal. Dr. Noah "Insano" Antwiler will invent a beam that allows other TGWT Gers to go inside Doug Walker's mind and restore its order. Unfortunately it will fail, leading to Doug Walker going more insane and suffering brain death, and leading to the death of several TGWT Gers such as Nostalgia Chick, with tragic scenes and dramatic music. This will be a feature length movie and will be the site finale, enacted when TGWTG.com gets bored and decides to move on in their lives.
There will be an epic review of The Last Airbender.
Because Doug never watched the show, he'll force a group of other reviewers from the site to review the film, like they did with Dragonball Evolution.
The mysterious voice in Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre is...
Linkara.He decided to take revenge on being tied up and his Old Shame revealed to the world.But he's not doing a good job.
The seahorses will become the Nostalgia Critic's nemesis.
If Linkara has a villain, Spoony has a villain and even Bennet the Sage has a villain, you can bet on it that the seahorses will become his new nemesis.
Black Lantern Spoony isn't just targeting Spoony Beta.
He's a Black Lantern, and thus the resurrected are major targets. Phelous and the Nostalgia Critic will have to ally, or...Doug Walker of Earth, Rise.
He was real, dammit! ;_;
Douchey McNitpick is responsible for the Critic coming back to life.
Douchey has focused his entire life on trolling and ranting the Nostalgia Critic. Everytime the Critic is killed or kills himself,Douchey takes his body and uses [1]-O-Matic 9001 to get him good as new
The Paw in Kickassia was really the Dark Paw.
Seeing as Paw, Spoony, Angry Joe and Goggles were trapped in Paw's mind until now. Their characters in Kickassia had to be their evil alteregos (Dark Paw, Insano, Bizzaro!Joe) but because Goggles doesn't have an alterego, she couldn't be in Kickassia at all.
Channel Awesome will grow to dominate the Internet.
Channel Awesome and TGWTG.com JUST KEEP GROWING. They picked up Team Four Star, are affiliated with the AVGN, and have CONQUERED A FREAKING COUNTRY (temporarily). The foreseeable future involves all entertainment on the net being assimilated. thus, in 20 years, every tropes page will be forced to rename the "Web Original" folder, the "Channel Awesome" folder.
The Third Anniversary will be a fight against various lanterns.
We've seen Black Lantern Spoony, who also gave a ring to Tidus. Chuckles has a yellow fear ring, too. Considering the amount of green in his spaceship, Lord Vyce is probably a green lantern. The makeover fairy could have an Indigo ring (she tries to help people by making them over), and Professor Celluloid an Orange ring (tries to steal BMB from Film Brain). Obviously Angry Joe would have a red one, which mean he'd pull a Face Heel Turn. Not sure about the other colors, though.
The upcoming NostalgiaChick storyline will involve an Evil Twin.
She'll be doing The Man in the Iron Mask, a movie that has an Evil Twin locking up his good brother and taking his power. Nella's class on how to spot evil seems to suggest that it would be quite hard to see and we know how regular Chick likes her Comedic Sociopathy. Thirdly, nearly everyone on That Guy With The Glasses has played a different character at least once, and it'd be awesome if Lindsay did.
The Third Anniversary will have something happen to Welshy.
Possibly his death. This will be responded to by a scream of WELSHY!, possibly by Linkara, or whoever it is his closest to on TGWTG.
Big Lipped Alligator Moments are lethal.
Though only when you are a part of one. The Nostalgia Critic is fine and Lindsay is able to control it. However, as for That Aussie Guy and Liittle Miss Gamer, they have vanished from the site. Gamer knew she was dying so she retired to have a few weeks to herself. But sadly, That Aussie Guy died. Doug and Lindsay are fine because, with Lindsay in it, she subconsciously made it so it would not cause the virus. It just gave Doug multiple personality disorder (ever wonder why Doug creates so many new shows?) However, by striking Gamer and Aussie, it still caused the virus. And yes, it is a virus. It gets into your system and preys on the part of your brain that controls your logic and takes away your sanity until you die in a very ramdom manner.
The futures of the rest of Channel Awesome and anyone else affiliated without the Nostalgia Critic
As we find out in You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard, without the Nostalgia Critic, Cinema Snob is a world famous porn star, Linkara owns Marvel and DC, the Nostalgia Chick is a major director who will re-write Twilight, Angry Joe is the president of the United States, Spoony is the Nostalgia Critic except without a hatedom, and even his guardian angel, Roger, ends up as God's right-hand man. What happens to everyone else?
Everyone's lives in You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard really were ruined by not meeting the Critic, or their actions would lead to eventual life-ruining.
It was all an illusion.
Douchey Mt Nitpick teamed up with the Psychlos and Will Smith so he could pester the Nostalgia Critic. So he got spiders with hallucination abilities to fake the whole thing. He hoped this would culminate in the Nostalgia Critic becoming more of a douche, and getting everyone to hate him. Or just for shits and giggles. Considering how impossibly altered the timeline is, its safe to assume this is the case
Dr. Insano will run for re-election against Angry Joe in the 2012 election.
And it will be the most epic cross over since Kickassia!
The entire TGWTG crew could be rich beyond belief.
The battle between the Friends And The High Council stretches even into this website.
Sage really is the Devil (as shown in The Nostalgia Critic review of Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation), but his memory of this was erased for a while (he remembered again at the end of the review). He was created by Chernabog and Mephisto to be the Friends' principal agent on the site and is the man behind Lord Vyce and The Guy with the Glasses (though the Guy wouldn't work the Devil if he knew he was Sage).
Santa Christ, on the other hand, is the High Council's principal agent on the site. Linkara secretly works for him (which is why Sage keeps having Lord Vyce try to kill him either directly or by sending Insano, Linksano, and Mecha Linkara after him). Many of the other reviewers are unalinged, but side characters appearing on their shows try to sway them to one side or the other (for example, Santa Christ sent Nella in the hope that her innocence could prevent The Nostalgia Chick from slipping over to the Friends' side due to the latter's sociopathy, though unfortunately a quasi-demonic, intergalactic agent of the Friends has since posessed Nella).
The Critic was briefly swayed to the Friends' side for Kickassia, but became neutral again after that. Someday, a big battle between the armies of Santa Christ and Devil Sage will determine weather the site in general will become a headquarters for the High Council, allowing the forces of good to communicate and pool their resources, or a soul-gathering operation for the Friends.
Times when characters on the site review something else that's part of the battle may be part of either side's plan (for example, The Nostalgia Critic's top eleven Disney villains countdown was created on Santa Christ's suggestion so as to warn High Council agents in other worlds who some of their most dangerous enemies are, and the Friends tried to prevent it from uploading by wrecking the Critic's computer).
The Third Year Anniversary will have a Romantic Sub-plot between Obscurus Lupa and Todd in the Shadows
They're really pushing the fact that Todd's crushing on Obscurus Lupa, and after his Top 10 Hit Songs of 2010 it would make most of the fans Squee with delight.
The Third Year Anniversary will have to do with the Reviewiverse somehow
Jossed.
Lord Kat is not the proper way to say the name
The real way of saying it is Lor D. Kat, which explains how he can manage to play the toughest games Until We Win.
Phelous is The Master.
It explains how he keeps coming back.Following The End of Time the Master' memory was wiped, and ended up stranded in Canada.
Chester A. Bum will review Hobo With a Shotgun.
The Third Year Anniversary will have Tommy Wiseau guest star .
Who thought that AVGN would guest star in the first Anniversary? And then Kickassia in the second? Plus it would show a case of burying the hatchet between the two.
The people we didnt see in chrismas special had worse lives than in the main TGWTG verse
Not sure how there lives turned out but would explain why some popular reviewer's (Nash Todd in the Shadows)weren't shown.
The villan in the third aniversery will be Back Street
The third year anniversary (Suburban Knights) is actually a quest to find a way to defeat The Entity.
Because it would be pretty freaking epic, and what's better than a mass crosssover of all these people to find a way to stop this horrific Eldritch Abomination?
The third anniversary will be a parody of RPGs.
It will make fun of RPG clichés like leveling up and character class.
Oancitizen is the illegitimate son of Ask That Guy.
He shares the same cultured demeanor and ability to lose himself in a book, but resents his parent's depravity and tries to compensate by enveloping himself in the refined aspects. Also, he brings his love of cinematography and vocal performance to the fore, which you can kinda tell Ask That Guy actually has, though he constantly conceals it.
Orlando's character in Suburban Knights is still Roger
But now cast down from Heaven after You're a Dirty Rotten Bastard and is seeking revenge on the Critic and possibly the other reviewers. Either that or after being killed and sent to Hell, he became Satan's buddy.
Audiable Underwear will be picked up.
I have a system of explaining why. Notice who was in Obscurus Lupa's review of Hard To Kill and Oancitizen's of Gerry. First we have Diamanda Hagan, who is the latest member. Then we have Derek of Audiable Underwear. Then there is Apollo Z Hack, who was on the site for a while. Nash has been a long time member. And Brows Held High's Gerry review can be seen as a continuation of this "Hating on Gerry" craze. Both Oan and Lupa have been picked up.
Ma-ti is a Star Sapphire
Think about it, his power is to be able to affect heart of others, and what do the Star Sapphires do? They affect the hearts of others. Just for some reason, he doesn't wear pink.
Character immortality is purely based off Rule of Funny.
Essentially, in the Channel Awesome universe, you can't die if it's for comedy. This is why the Nostalgia Critic can't kill himself-it's done for comedic and (in real life) ludicrous reasons (he commited suicide because of a bad movie. Since dying is a gag of Phelous, he's probably become so used to it that nothing short of Author Existence Failure can end his life. The only time that someone can completly is if it's done for plot, or in a serious tone. For example, Spoony died because the plot dictated Insano to do it. Plus, it wasn't motivated by comedy or gags. Similarly, the death of Ma-Ti was a Heroic Sacrifice, which is why he didn't come back. It's also why Mechakara was convinced destroying Linkara via Driven By Suicide would work-it was done not for lulz, but nightmare fuel.
The Distressed Watcher does not exist in the Channel Awesome universe.
There hasn't been a single reference or iota of his existence with the other reviewers, at least in-universe. He does not fit in said universe. Everything about him screams "anomaly." In the CA-verse, there is no Distressed Watcher, or even Terroja. And if there is, something is wrong.
The Bjork Show episode 3 (4 if you count True Internet Story Episode 2).
If you notice, Rob is sneaking into the shows subtle refernces to The Bjork Show that only old-school TGWTG fans get. The makeup that Doug uses as Dr. Smith is the same kind of pain-in-the-ass-to-take-of that Rob used in episode 2. Him making Benzaie come to the year 3 shoot dressed up as Edward Norton from episode 1 and the True Internet Story commentaries.
The Fourth Year Anniversary will involve all of the characters as Batman villains.
For proof, [2].
Ed Glaser is a Kavorka Man.
This photo explains it all.
The Fourth Aniversary will feature Ash Housewarez from the Evil Dead series
Because they obviously are going to resurrect Mati with the Necronomicon they need the best person in the world who can help them in such regard so they get money incentive to hire the old Ash to help this misfits to face the true horrors (and will be ALSO a case of Real Life Writes The Plot because they will need to collect money to pay Bruce Campbel for this anniversary)
Ask That Guy is actually Muammar Gaddafi in disguise
Well, why else would the Libyans be after him?
The Aristocrats Joke is Ask That Guy's favorite joke.
Sage is the Devil Devil.
Remember the Critic's Alaska reviews, where he mentioned a "Devil Devil?" There actually is a Devil Devil, the kind Satan goes when he needs help in being evil. We know Satan isn't pure evil because he was disturbed by That Guy. Sage is in fact the Devil Devil, who teaches the Devil how to be bad.
People attending Year Four
Specualtion on who will show up. First the obvious
Rants from the TGWTG Secrets blog will start his own video series.
He's already become fairly popular in the fandom through the blog, and it seems like the next logical step.
The 4th year will feature a Big Damn Heroes moment from several reviewers who aren't on the site
The stinger at the end of SK hinted at a villain team-up. It's very likely that any villains involved will know nearly all of the heroes' strengths and weaknesses, and therefore be able to easily out match them. That's when everybody will call there friends from off-site to help, since the villains know nothing about them (mostly).
Now the real Epilepsy of this guess kicks in with my IRL evidence: Doug said in an interview that the site is basically full after picking up Block Buster Buster and Diamanda. However, there are many days where the amount of videos added is only about half the total possible number. My guess is that they've contacted several prolific reviewers with small connections to the site (The F Ilm Renegado, Cin Wicked, PhilBunny, Blockbuster Chick and Demoversi would be my top guesses) to have them make appearances at the anniversary, and they'll officially be added to the site once the event is complete.
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