The SQL Errors are being caused by evil squirrels.And Keith probably has a room full of nuts (not those nuts, they are just roaming free out there around the world) just to feed the pests, keeping them entertained. Doesn't work.
Subeta is an universe created by HaruhiJust look at King Keith◊. He even got the same smile! But then again, since he's an Author Avatar, it might have Unfortunate Implications... We got our Haruhi, guys.
- Note to self (Kieth): Integrate Endless Eight into the website, proper.
Wiz always wanted to be the the little girl.But he can't because he's trapped at an old man's body. Boohoo.
Euclid is, mentally, still a Wyllop.Euclid spent some time as a Wyllop before he, somehow, transformed back into a human. He was a pet for so long that he still thinks like a pet. He wears no shirt under his labcoat because, in his mind, that's all a scientist needs. His serpentine sidekick is his minion.
- Ian's the one to blame here in the Wyllop incident, Euclid only became a pet after breaking through Asmodeus' security to steal the Zapper's blueprints and throwing dire worms at his face. Ian himself says that the guy always acted like a rat; perhaps he said that not only in an offensive sense, but literally. About the lack of a shirt... Well, he possibly loves attention even more than Elwood.
Amy's Shinwa's daughter.That's why Maleria wants to kidnap the girl. It isn't only becauswe they look alike, but because Maleria wants to take Shinwa's most precious being.
- Jossed. With a really sad turn of events.
Selenis is Subeta in a really distant future.Also, Shinwa's Amy, and Maleria's Lolly, as she was a blonde (Oracle's probably Fantine). They went back in time and lost most of their powers because the planet was destroyed by Maleria herself, but if they didn't do so, perhaps Subeta wouldn't become a planet of gods and goddesses, and wouldn't be renamed Selenis.
- Jossed, but it was an Epileptic Tree anyways.
The islanders aren't being mind-controlled, but they're being forced to worship merana in another matter.Possibly because they basically live by fishing, and Merana's controlling the Omen Island's waters, threatening to drown them all and drive fish away if they don't accomplish what she wants. It explains how they said they didn't really like Merana, but was, in fact, sacrificing stuff for her. In the end, it's all Shinwa's fault, and they might have reason to not like either. This leads to...
- Possibly confirmed.
There'll be a three (or four) way battle between Goddesses.Merana battles Shinwa, Maleria tries to take down Merana because the sea witch's trying to defeat Shinwa, Shinwa wants to defeat Maleria, too, and Oracle enters in the fight to try and stop them from destroying the planet.
- Jossed... For this year.
Keith has the complete setting of all the Subeta history and events, and only leaks parts of it in the forums because the Subetapedia is still in a beta stage.It explains the amount of writers, and how he always answers the topics with interesting bits of info for Subeta history from a chronology that's earlier than the site's very own existence.
The Healer is hiding something fishy.She looks a lot like Blackheart's wife, Princess Liara (who was estranged from her kingdom in Sacred Lands and such). Which could be a bit troublesome.
If Elwood ever becomes evil, it's the Oracle's own fault.He complains that the Oracle treats him badly and warns everybody about his threat, just because she predicted that he would be evil. Now, think about that: if everybody around you started to not trust you anymore, would you trust them back? It'd be pretty hard. Although Celano does look like Maleria, and he has Darkmatter bracelets, he still looks like he's mostly harmless, or only a trickster of sorts, which may reinforce the theory.