This is a "Wild Mass Guess" entry, where we pull out all the sanity stops on theorizing. The regular entry on this topic is elsewhere. Please see this programme note.
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The Final Question
The answer to the very last question of Series Z will be "blue whale".
Or Kestrels, if Phil's on.
Or the answer to the very last question on either Stephen's or Alan's last episode (may it never come!)