WMG / Peter Rabbit

Mr. Tod has a crush on Lily

This will probably get me labeled as 'weird', but I already know that. Have you guys ever noticed that whenever he's specifically alone with Lily, he touches her a lot (on the face in particular) with his cane, calls her 'my dear' a lot, leans in towards her wagging his tail, and gives her the creepiest flirty expressions while she's trapped. This doesn't mean that he doesn't want to kill and eat her, but maybe he's got some particular kink involving that. Perhaps he's singing his own version of 'Hellfire' while thinking of Lily at his house.