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SocialDarwinism and AuthorityEqualsAsskicking seem like the reigning mindset of Kumo, and presumably of the Land of Lightning in general. Therefore, it is plausible that the feudal lord belongs to a ninja clan and is pretty badass in his own right, though nowhere near as powerful as the Raikage. After all, would Kumo be loyal to someone who couldn't hold his own in a fight? This theory would also explain how Hiashi killed "the ninja ruler of the Village Hidden in the Clouds." That warrior/diplomat was the Daimyo or the Daimyo's son.

Both are terror-cells lead by ideology, but it's also a case of NameIsTheSame: Both Ne and Al-Qaida translate as foundation.

Think of all the jutsu power-ups and new [[SuperMode super modes]] he has been acquiring lately: Sage Mode, Demon Fox Sage Mode, Neo Tailed Beast/Ninjassiah Mode, Rasenshuriken, Giant Rasengan, Rasenrengan, and now the Tailed Beast Bomb (which is everything the Rasengan is, only kicked UpToEleven and given a badass make-over). Awesome, right? Well, consider this: the Tailed Beast Bomb is essentially the Rasengan, only with an arbitrarily wonky yin-yang chakra ratio. As far as we know thus far, ''there is nothing to keep Naruto from eventually applying all the boosts and variations he has added to the vanilla Rasengan to the Tailed Beast Bomb itself''. Heck, all he really needs to do to unlock his full arsenal for use in his Neo Tailed Beast Mode is become friends with the Nine Tailed Demon Fox. Think about that for a second: all that Naruto Uzumaki, originator of [[FanNickname Therapy no Jutsu]], whose greatest skill has been stated to be his [[FriendToAllLivingThings uncanny charisma]] and outgoing personality, needs to do to achieve an unparalelled level of raw, unlimited power is befriend the demon sealed in his stomach -- a feat that others have managed to do just fine. [[ForegoneConclusion The outcome is obvious]].

[[WMG: Tobi's DreamWorld / LotusEaterMachine plot is going to work perfectly...]]

* Sakura is Vanity. Everything she does is shallow. In Chapter 3, she worries how to attract Sasuke considering that she's so [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar lacking in the T&A department.]] Chapter 469 indicates nothing changed over the TimeSkip, given that she was willing to confess so-called love for Naruto in a way that was blatantly shallow ("A woman's heart is as fickle as the autumn sky.") And this was after she had seen that Hinata genuinely loved Naruto, but she expected him to accept her shallow confession (never mind that it was false) over Hinata's self-sacrificial one.

** Additionally, Madara mentions a "Human Path" [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/naruto/v55/c515/10.html here]], which is somehow connected to the Rinnegan.

[[WMG: Naruto will marry the Seventh Hokage]]
In chapter 500, [[spoiler: Naruto's mother explains that she was the Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki before Naruto, and that she married the Fourth Hokage. She]] also says that [[spoiler: the first Jinchuuriki married the First Hokage]], so perhaps Naruto will follow suit?
* In Motoi's story, it's revealed that the Jinchuuriki are typically family members of the Kages, not necessarily spouses, as we can see with Gaara (son of the 4th Kazekage, later chosen 5th Kazekage so that he could be controlled), Killer Bee (younger brother of 4th Raikage).

[[WMG: Naru-Saku will become canon in the manga but Naru-Hina will become canon in the anime.]]
The main reason being that the people who work on the anime love her.

If we are to assume that the design for Hinata's mother in the anime is canon, she bears a bit of a resemblance towards Haku. If this WMG is true, then Hinata's true CrowningMomentOfAwesome would be when she breaks out some Yuki Clan Kekkei Genkai on an enemy on accident.
* Honestly that sounds less like a CrowningMomentOfAwesome and more like an AssPull. Lots of characters in anime look alike, the only three defining features in anime are hair, eyes, and height.

* That would be [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic!]] Sasuke, the former heartthrob, winds up falling in love with the only girl who was NEVER interested in him, and who is instead madly in love with Naruto. "Mia Carlotta" comes to mind.

Think of all the jutsu power-ups and new [[SuperMode super modes]] he has been acquiring lately: Sage Mode, Demon Fox Sage Mode, Neo Tailed Beast/Ninjassiah Mode, Rasenshuriken, Giant Rasengan, Rasenrengan, and now the Tailed Beast Bomb (which is everything the Rasengan is, only kicked UpToEleven and given a badass make-over). Awesome, right? Well, consider this: the Tailed Beast Bomb is essentially the Rasengan, only with an arbitrarily wonky yin-yang chakra ratio. As far as we know thus far, ''there is nothing to keep Naruto from eventually applying all the boosts and variations he has added to the vanilla Rasengan to the Tailed Beast Bomb itself''. Heck, all he really needs to do to unlock his full arsenal for use in his Neo Tailed Beast Mode is become friends with the Nine Tailed Demon Fox. Think about that for a second: all that Naruto Uzumaki, originator of [[FanNickname Therapy no Jutsu]], whose greatest skill has been stated to be his [[FriendToAllLivingThings uncanny charisma]] and [[MessianicArchetype outgoing personality]], needs to do to achieve an unparalelled level of raw, unlimited power is befriend the demon sealed in his stomach -- a feat that others have managed to do just fine. [[ForegoneConclusion The outcome is obvious]].

* If this [[http://nocturnaltravel.12.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=138 website.]] is anything to by, the theory of Amaterasu, Tsukiyomi, and Susano'o fits the three Uchihas perfectly (Especially Sasuke and Madara, seeing that former's hatred will lead to rage, and the latter revealed his Moon's Eye plan). Kushinada-Hime somewhat makes sense with Hinata, Seeing that Hime literally means "princess" or "Young lady of Noble birth" (and she has a HimeCut).
* That would be [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic!]] Sasuke, the former heartthrob, winds up falling in love with the only girl who was NEVER interested in him, and who is instead madly in love with Naruto. "Mia Carlotta" comes to mind when I think about this scenario.

Think of all the jutsu power-ups and new [[SuperMode super modes]] he has been acquiring lately: Sage Mode, Demon Fox Sage Mode, Neo Tailed Beast/Ninjassiah Mode, Rasenshuriken, Giant Rasengan, Rasenrengan, and now the Tailed Beast Bomb (which is everything the Rasengan is, only kicked UpToEleven and given a BadAss make-over). Awesome, right? Well, consider this: the Tailed Beast Bomb is essentially the Rasengan, only with an arbitrarily wonky yin-yang chakra ratio. As far as we know thus far, ''there is nothing to keep Naruto from eventually applying all the boosts and variations he has added to the vanilla Rasengan to the Tailed Beast Bomb itself''. Heck, all he really needs to do to unlock his full arsenal for use in his Neo Tailed Beast Mode is become friends with the Nine Tailed Demon Fox. Think about that for a second: all that Naruto Uzumaki, originator of [[FanNickname Therapy no Jutsu]], whose greatest skill has been stated to be his [[FriendToAllLivingThings uncanny charisma]] and [[MessianicArchetype outgoing personality]], needs to do to achieve an unparalelled level of raw, unlimited power is befriend the demon sealed in his stomach -- a feat that others have managed to do just fine. [[ForegoneConclusion The outcome is obvious]].

SocialDarwinism and AuthorityEqualsAsskicking seem like the reigning mindset of Kumo, and presumably of the Land of Lightning in general. Therefore, it is plausible that the feudal lord belongs to a ninja clan and is pretty {{Badass}} in his own right, though nowhere near as powerful as the Raikage. After all, would Kumo be loyal to someone who couldn't hold his own in a fight? This theory would also explain how Hiashi killed "the ninja ruler of the Village Hidden in the Clouds." That warrior/diplomat was the Daimyo or the Daimyo's son.

Think about it. [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty Rin was only 12 years old at the time]], Madara was, [[Understatement to say the least]], [[OlderThanTheyLook older than he looked]], and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything? he forced her to do it by threatening to kill her if she protested.]] If that doesn't sound like rape to you, than I'm a monkey's uncle.

Think about it. Rin was only 12 years old at the time, Madara was, to say the least, older than he looked, and he forced her to do it by threatening to kill her if she protested. If that doesn't sound like rape to you, than I'm a monkey's uncle.

It also doesn't help that he kidnapped her first.

Think about it. Rin was only 12 years old at the time {{I Have You Now, My Pretty}} , Madara was, to say the least, older than he looked {{Older Than They Look}}, and he forced her to do it by threatening to kill her if she protested {{DoesThisRemindYouofAnything}}. If that doesn't sound like rape to you, than I'm a monkey's uncle.

It also doesn't help that he kidnapped her first.{{Unfortunate Implications}}

Think about it. (Rin was only 12 years old at the time IHaveYouNowMyPretty), (Madara was, to say the least, older than he looked OlderThanTheyLook), (and he forced her to do it by threatening to kill her if she protested DoesThisRemindYouofAnything?). If that doesn't sound like rape to you, than I'm a monkey's uncle.

(It also doesn't help that he kidnapped her first.UnfortunateImplications)

Think about it. Rin was only 12 years old at the time (IHaveYouNowMyPretty), Madara was, to say the least, older than he looked (OlderThanTheyLook), and he forced her to do it by threatening to kill her if she protested (DoesThisRemindYouofAnything?). If that doesn't sound like rape to you, than I'm a monkey's uncle.

It also doesn't help that he kidnapped her first.(UnfortunateImplications)

[[WMG: Madara turning Rin into the Jinchūriki of Isobu (the tree tails) is supposed to be a metaphor for rape.]]
Think about it. Rin was only 12 years old at the time, Madara was, to say the least, older than he looked, and he forced her to do it by threatening to kill her if she protested. If that doesn't sound like rape to you, than I'm a monkey's uncle.

It also doesn't help that he kidnapped her first.

[[WMG: Kyuubi is actually [[spoiler: [[YuYuHakusho THAT Kurama.]]]]]]

* Naturally, this means [[spoiler: Naruto is either the distant past of YuYuHakusho or it's an alternate universe.]]

[[WMG: Every single Hokage is going to pull a LikeABadassOutOfHell moment at the allied forces' darkest hour.]]

Before you ask, no, I'm not being serious, but I wouldn't complain if it went down that way.
** Neither would I. Fingers crossed Kishimoto makes it canon!!

* So Tobi wants to make the [[DoctorWho Master Race]]?

And it will focus on [[AfterTheEnd the apocalyptic after-effects of the Juubi's chakra after being released from the moon.]] Needless to say, it will be [[DarkerAndEdgier more serious]] than ever, to the point Naruto might end up becoming a [[KnightInSourArmor broken idealist]] a la [[FateStayNight Archer]]