Morgan Freeman is God
Morgan Freeman is Satan.Thankfully, the Devil's evil is all lies. Nowadays, God and Satan have reconciled, or at least have a nice rivalry.
Under no circumstances is Morgan Freeman a Time Lord.Period.
Morgan Freeman isn't really God, in the literal sense, but...He's Jesus on His Second Mission. When he decides to be tired of seeing what Humanity can do, He'll make the Apocalypse happen. And we'll be screwed.
Morgan Freeman is Haruhi Suzumiya's Father.Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Morgan Freeman is Chuck Norris's father.Which, assuming a certain theory on a certain other WMG page is true, would also mean that Squirrel Girl is Morgan Freeman's granddaughter. Badass Families have never been this Badass.
When they will make a movie out of Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol, Mr. Freeman will be cast as Warren Bellamy.Come on, Freeman is just perfect for this role!
Morgan Freeman was related to Don LaFontaine.That voice!
When you Half Life with Godmode on, Gordon changes his name to Morgan.Pretty much self explainatory.
If they make Anansi Boys into a movie......Morgan Freeman will play Anansi.
If there's a heaven, and someone gets up there, God will take the appearance of Morgan FreemanBecause humanity is used to him in that role.