WMG: legolas by laura
Laura is the hippie elf chick from The One Ring To Rule Them All 3The Elf Chick had said to have broken up with Legolas, which fits to what happened in the end when Legolas started to be Laura's boyfriend, she is shorter than him, we are not told her age in the flash movie and we are not told her race in the fanfiction.
Laura was murdered by Tara Gilesbie.As Laura was typing it, Tara appeared behind her, wielding a "goffik blak" claymore with red lace. She shouts
- Then who uploaded the fanfic?
- Duh. Isn't it obvious? When Tara decapitated Laura, Laura's head fell on to the mouse or keyboard and caused the fanfic to be submitted.
- Alternatively it's the same person who presses submit after somebody says Candle Jack and is taken a sandwich.
- I support this theory.
Laura wrote this during a Heart Attack.Laura realized she would be dead in a few minutes and she wanted to write a LotR fanfic before she died, so she wrote what she could. The end result was a severely condensed version of the story she would have written if she had more time. Apparently her last act was pressing the upload button. This author-sponsored mindrape has no other justification. Ow my head.
- That is a very depressing thought. I think I prefer "she was really stupid".
The fic is Based on a Dream.Much like My Inner Life, the fic chronicles the author's adventures in fangirl wish fulfillment land. The ending was so abrupt because that's where she woke up and she couldn't come up with an ending of her own.
Laura was kidnapped by Slender Man at the end.This would go with the theory that Slender Man goes after Mary-Sue authors, and explain why it ends mid-sentence. Maybe she was being stalked by Slender Man and was too nervous to fix all the spelling and grammar errors.
This wasn't the actual fanfic......Rather, this was an extremely brief outline of what would have happened. Laura actually has ADHD or ADD and did this because she wanted to be able to write the actual fic at a later date. It would have been a thought-provoking story about Legolas adopting a human girl who he ends up feeling romantic feelings for, bringing up questions about what it means to be family and, even if it was consensual, if it's right for them to be together. However, she forgot about it for a long-ass time and, when she stumbled on this, figured it'd be funny if she shared it with everybody. The rest is history.
Laura is Tauriel.Or…Tauriel is Laura. It's all the same.