WMG: Ken Akamatsu

Akamatsu's experience of being attacked by nipples was a alcohol-induced hallucination.
He is a sake lover.

Ken Akamatsu was actually Negi Springfield when he was a lot younger.
Negi can pull off clever plans no problem, so Akamatsu pulling off his epic gambit is proof, right?

How else do you explain the obnoxious amount of tropes and site-crashing character list?