The entire cast will die in the last episode.Courtesy of The Jersey Devil. Far-fetched, but it sounds like the most awesome thing ever.
Jersey Shore is a post-modern satire about the U.S. education system.Stay in school, kids!
Snooki is only half-goblin.
The people that work on this show are Trolling Creators.
The Situation is doing a Batmana Gambit against Ronni and Sammi.
Tara Gilesbie grew up and got involved with this show.Either she became one of the characters, or ended up working on the show. Logically she would really be Angelina, since Angelina at least realized how fake (read: preppy) the other characters are, and proceeded to verbally assault them.
Snooki is part Tamaranian
Snooki is part Tangerine.
Snooki is a genetic splicing experiment between Amy Winehouse and a pumpkin or Garfield.
This show is just a Post Modern Art Piece that relays on Cultural Cringe to remain popularThey are all paid actors, trying to live in new jersey, and imitate what they see....
Deena and Snooki are the same person.Sometime between Seasons 2 and 3, the person who originally was Snooki split, like a parasite, into two seperate but identical beings. One took the name of its predecesor, while the other called itself Deena.
Jersey Shore is a front for the Rossum Corporation.Someone realized that if they got a bunch of people to act like total dumbasses, they could make millions. Eight Actives and a phone call to MTV later, and Jersey Shore was born. we couldn't hold out against superior Alien technology, and as a result the creators devised a cunning plan. As we all know, Aliens Steal Cable; therefore, the producers decided to create a show that was deliberately so mind-blowingly awful, the Aliens will conclude that we're going to wipe ourselves out in no time and aren't even worth the effort of destroying.