This is a "Wild Mass Guess" entry, where we pull out all the sanity stops on theorizing. The regular entry on this topic is elsewhere. Please see this programme note.
Did Not Do the Research, since coffee in England preceded this story by about 150 years. Had to do it though. Maybe Jack was the one who hadn't known about it being coffee yet, not England. So worth losing a cow.
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