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Time travel is possible and has happened countless times.
Wait. Okay. So...if time is relative, and everything that happens is only happening now, that would mean if time travel were possible and you were a time traveler, you would have all ready gone back in time and accomplished or failed your task, essentially creating an automatic Stable Time Loop, which means that the act of traveling through time is a pointless venture that will always lead you back to where you started.
The Axis are supposed to win WWII
Have you noticed that any attempt to change the past lets Germany win? It's because the time stream is trying to snap back to its proper shape. Someone managed to use a time machine to let the Allies win in our past. Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act really exists
In the future working time travel does exist. As strange as it seems to us right now this is the best timeline available. For the better future, and maybe present, all the bad events such as WWII as we know it, 9-11, Cher have to had occured.
Someone DID travel back in time, and ensured that World War II ended (in Europe) as early as May 8th, 1945.
In the original timeline, the war lasted much, much longer. And ours is not the original timeline.
WWII happend to show that Nazizm is not cool
The WWII was needed to show that nazizm is not cool, which was one of thought before WWII. Even during war some antisemits had Heel Face Turn and save jews risking and giving live in process. Germany was at this point rather weak country so it allowed to discredit the idea on "small" and temporary scale. Otherwise the countries would divide on 2 totallitarian camps instead of on state-liberal-democracy and state-communists. In such way the time travelers ensured that nazizm will not become problem ever again (they did even supply Hitler at the beginning with inteligent data and materials at the beginning).
Hitler is a fixed point in time.
This is why he can never be removed from history.Whenever someone tries,they either get eaten by a clockroache or the cosmos retgones the time travel attempt.Probably because Hitler is related to the Time Lords
Hitler was placed in his position by Time Travelers.
Any other human would make the Nazis win.
There would have been someone worse.
1. He was one of many disillusioned war-torn veterans of Europe looking for a scapegoat, as noted in how quickly nearly all of Germany followed him. It wouldn't have been much harder to find someone worse.
2. He was a military moron. If there were someone in charge during his time who knew effective military tactics, he would've done much more damage to Europe than Hitler ever did.
3. Joseph Stalin. Seriously, this guy was pretty horrible in his own little ways, and if it weren't for a war on Germany weakening the nation, I'm sure he would've taken much more than just half of Europe.
4. Too damn lucky. Have you seen how many times this guy's been on a group's hit list? He's been the target of tons of assassination plots and has escaped every one, to my knowledge, without a scratch. Besides, there's the whole, being a runner in WWI thing.
5. It would've just made everything worse. It took WWII to get the US out of a state of depression lasting 15 years, Hitler (completely unintentionally) got the US to give more racial equality, and Europe and Japan wouldn't have the technology they have now, since most of their factories were destroyed and they wouldn't have been crazy enough to try new things (neither happened to the US, which is why its cars suck).
Hitler's life is a grand time-space battlefield.
This somewhat follows the last two WMGs. Think about how many people want to go back in time to kill Hitler, and in turn how many people want to go back in time to prevent the Kennedy Assassination, and that both of these are decidedly stuck in the land of the Time Travel Exemption Act.
Hitler had a LOT of weird, bizzare coincidences that left him totally unscathed. Who's to say that there's not an equal amount of time travellers working to SAVE Hitler in history, leaving the whole result as an unusually coincidental zero-sum game? Maybe there is somebody worse behind him, and the people trying to save him are taking the lesser of two evils? There's no way to prevent the war as a whole, after all, short of completely obliterating all of Europe plus China, Japan, and the USA.
The above troper isn't going higher enough: the entire 19th-20th century is under a grand Temporal War.
Remember: the last 200 years have been some of the most diverse. The war is centered around this time because it was the last 200 years that brought forth this current age in technology and social life-style. It's full of various parties: average joes wanting to Set Right What Once Went Wrong(in their eyes), Neo-Nazis trying to cause Britian to fall and help their furher, people loyal to the Soviet Union trying to use Stalin to ensure it remains, the Time Police people messing up time for kicks, and people trying to help the world's terrible tyrants because evil helps evil ensure the victory of evil and destruction of good! All these parties are, ironically, always trying to stop the other changing history in their favour, prevent too much change. Who knows, given time travel, if the sheer chaos of this war attributed to the factors that led up to World War I and II in the first place?
Hitler is a Time Lord.
This is why time travelling can never kill him-because he knows all the tricks, and sure as hell ain't letting anyone kill him. It would also explain why the Doctor has never gotten around to killing him. Who his previous regenerations were, I've got no idea.
Time travel will never be possible.
Or if it will become possible to travel back in time, it will necessarily involve divergent time lines. Because otherwise that comic Hitler does get killed frequently, but due to alternate timelines that eventually cease to exist, the change is never permanent.
Think about it.
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