WMG: Het Is Ew

Yaoi Fangirls and Yuri Fans are secretly working together...
To get rid of all the het fans and rule the world for themselves.
  • And then they will end up not breeding, thus causing all makers of romantic fanworks to die out in a few generations.
    • At least not the male Yaoi Fans or the female Yuri Fans. But they will respawn by knowl and opinion.
      • Most male Yaoi Fans are actually straight (they're just here for the story) and some female Yuri Fans are straight as well, so not exactly.
  • ... They're on to us... you know what to do now.
Het Is Ew is a natural reaction to overpopulation
Het Is Ew is a result of the Gay Agenda.
  • Its all the secret agenda of the bundles of sticks?
Het Is Ew is the result of too much fucked up animal cartoon porn
Het Is Ew can be explained with arithmetic.
1+0=1, but 1+1=2. Politicize that, bitches.
  • Or a positive times a negative equals a negative, but a positive times a positive or negative times a negative equals a positive