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This is a "Wild Mass Guess" entry, where we pull out all the sanity stops on theorizing. The regular entry on this topic is elsewhere. Please see this programme note.

Het Is Ew

Yaoi Fans and Yuri Fans are secretly working together...

To get rid of all the het fans and rule the world for themselves.

And then they will end up not breeding, thus causing all makers of romantic fanworks to die out in a few generations.
- At least not the male Yaoi Fans or the female Yuri Fans. But they will respawn by knowl and opinion.
  - Most male Yaoi Fans are actually straight (they're just here for the story) and some female Yuri Fans are straight as well, so not exactly.
... They're on to us... you know what to do now.

Het is Ew is a natural reaction to overpopulation

It's simple: more breeders, more babies. More gay sex, fewer babies.
- Uh...birth control? Sterilization? Abstinence? Granted, not everyone has access to BC or can choose abstinence, but heterosexual sex doesn't automatically lead to Babies Ever After.
  - Humanity Is Insane and/or Humans Are Morons. Why use birth control when becoming gay is so much easier?
  - Not only is the claim of homosexuality prevents overpopulation untrue, it's both self-righteous and arrogant. There are many factors that contribute to preventing overpopulation.

Het is Ew is a result of massive faggots