[[WMG:CrystalDragonJesus was betrayed by [[FindingJudas Obsidian Gryphon Judas]]]]
* For thirty pieces of silver sphinx babies.
* And then Obsidian Gryphon Judas stabbed himself with a silver stake.
* In between all of that, he was denied 3 times by Copper Unicorn Simon(Peter), all before one of the 3 suns rose and the 3-headed cockatrice crowed.

[[WMG:Crystal Dragon Jesus is a {{Mon}}]]
* The signs are all there: the [[PowerCrystal crystals]], the [[PowerGivesYouWings wings]], living inside of small portable objects, ''being a dragon.'' The only difference is ''this'' OlympusMons died for our sins.

[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is a [[Franchise/SailorMoon senshi]], or star entity.]]
Well, it's sealed in dragon form. Like Helios was in the anime or something.
* Crystal Dragon Power, Make-up!

[[WMG:Crystal Dragon Jesus is actually a [[DinosaursAreDragons dinosaur]]]]
He was a vast, reptilian creature in ancient times. Eventually, he died, and the mud around him made a cast of his bones, then petrified. However, this happened close to natural carbon gas deposits, so instead of normal fossils forming, diamonds developed in the cast over the intervening millennia, creating the now-famous "crystal dragon" which many recognize as a savior today.

[[WMG:[[ASonGofIceAndFire House Targaryen]] are descended from CrystalDragonJesus]]
This explains their affinity with dragons, their tendency to see themselves as saving the world no matter their actions, and the source of their less explained powers - divine miracles! The Second Coming will arrive when one of them manages to return to the true draconic form.
* Unfortunately, the [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Second Coming]] will not be a good thing...
* Not necessarily, but Westeros had better cross its fingers.

[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is somehow related to [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]]]]
Because it might just sound cool. Or not......

[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is actually the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]]]]
He's simply a dragon that appeared as a human MessianicArchetype thanks to the Warp.

[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is [[GodIsEvil very evil]]]]
It had to be said. Besides, [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent it's a dragon]].

[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is not alone]]
There is also [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Crystal Dragon Brian]].

[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is a MultiversalConqueror.]]
Hence why so many universes, despite having little to no connection, have a CrystalDragonJesus religion. This is because the Crystal Dragon Jesus is a being who conquerors universe after universe, replacing [[TheOldGods the original pantheon]] with [[AGodAmI his.]] Sometimes he goes as far as [[CosmicRetcon taking the event of creation from them, thus there has always been a Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] Certain misinterpretations are much like how we interpret [[Literature/TheBible our Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] And why is he doing this? CrystalDragonJesus is actually the Jesus of Literature/TheBible, and [[IncrediblyLamePun the Crystal]] [[TheDragon Dragon]] to [[{{God}} YHWH Himself.]] [[AfterTheEnd Revelations has already happened]], and YHWH is focusing His attention on other universes because either [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans He wants to extend Salvation to everyone]] or [[ControlFreak can't take the fact there are supernatural beings not in His plan]], [[GodIsEvil and thus must eliminate them.]]
* CrystalDragonJesus is [[Webcomic/AvasDemon Titan.]]