The person who first wrote the description is a sentient android programmed to lure us onto the page and harvest our spleens for a secret alien empire.
Nonsense. The aliens have even less use for our spleens than we do.But the bit about the android is true. The words are programming our brains to connect to the Google Oversoul, which will then continuously record all our sensory experiences as part of Google's quest to get the whole earth catalogued. Better pluck out your eyes now.
The "Character X is a Time Lord" meme is being spread by the Master deliberately.In doing so, he is helping to engender disdain, dislike and even hatred of the Doctor to undermine him for some nefarious future purpose.
MTV WANTED Britney Spears to make a come backThey have become too dependent on pop music. Once Rap and Rock pushed Pop music out of the way (for the second time), they were left with nothing that had MASS appeal. So they tried to get people interested in Britney again by HELPING her manager and her parents get her career back on track. They hoped, not just to restart her career, but also to boost pop music back into the top ten so MTV could benefit. Why do you think they keep trying to manufacture pop groups? It's a symbiotic relationship!!!
Candlejack is realBut nobody knows, because anyone who actually sees him is kidnapped, so nobody has proof. Stop playing with his name, pleI'm sorry, you know too much.
Every single conspiracy theory is in fact, a Nemesis Plot.Including this one.
Every single American president, or candidate, is an alien in disguise.And, if we see Sarah Palin, some vice-president candidates, too. The Simpsons is just trying to tell us all the truth.
Government conspiracy theories are being made by the Government.They're supposed to distract us from the real stuff.