Perth is a secret ninja training campIt's the only way to explain why the people there are almost unnaturally nice. Plus, you know that Australian ninjas would be a bitchin' idea.
The Drop Bears are planning a revolution.
Melbourne is a Town with a Dark Secret.Why are there earthquakes there recently? Why is there Under Belly there. And why does it want to be capital of Australia, also note it's the sister-city of Sydney...