Guessing sessionAny guesses on the Great Unknown or the Sugar Bowl?
Frank (or maybe Ernest) is the real father of Beatrice SnicketIt's not like anybody would ever be able to tell the difference.
Dewey wasn't the one who got shot with a harpoon and diedIt was actually one of the other even less distinguishable managers. Dewey was in the library at the time his brother was killed with the penultimate harpoon, and one of the ironically named brothers was pretending to be him. I would go with Ernest on this one, because pretending to be someone you aren't is something the villains in this series are known for.
The mysterious man in the taxi in Book the Twelfth is Lemony Snicket himself.He refers to himself ambiguously so as not to incriminate himself or reveal his location.
The first twelve books were published before the events of Book the Thirteenth occurred.Why else would he hide messages to his sister in the first twelve books when Kit Snicket dies in the thirteenth?
Lemony Snicket has psychic abilities.Most of the places from which he collects the evidence for the books are utterly destroyed, hard to reach, or so tarnished by time that getting evidence would be almost impossible. For example, how is he able to get such a detailed and precise timeline of events from a burned-out hospital? He has also 'said' that many of the witnesses are dead or too scared for their lives to give an interview. VFD has been scattered. So how does he get the material for the books? Simple: he has psychic abilities. All he needs to do is go to the place of events, and it'll start a sort of playback/time-jump. He just follows the path of the Baudelaires and takes notes. Then he fabricates a story about finding evidence, because if people knew he had psychic abilities, they'd dig deeper into his life and finally uncover VFD.
Lemony Snicket is actually Klaus Baudelaire.He seems to have incredibly detailed information about every little thing that happened to the Baudelaires, then suddenly can't find out anything about them after they sail off the island. Considering that Sunny is on the radio in "The Beatrice Letters", that would imply he has records of private conversations of three orphans in the middle of the ocean, but can't look up a number in the phone book. Alternatively, he could simply be one of the orphans he's been researching. All the Snickets are (or are thought to be) dead, so there is nobody to call him out, and he does drop a hint at the end of The End that the Baudelaires could now be using false names. The only problem with this theory is that Lemony-Beatrice subplot would imply that he would have (presumably) had to have been in love with his own mother for it to work. But if his identity as Lemony is made up, then why can't other aspects of that persona be as well?
The world of A Series of Unfortunate Events is a really detailed Matrix-style computer simulationIt sounds something quite hard to buy, but listen: Lets assume, that VFD does exist in real life and it uses this kind of simulation to see does the recruit have what it takes to enter the society. Goal is easy: Don't get killed by Count Olaf or anything else. The subject is able to choose between Violet, Klaus or Sunny and the machine simulates a load of different situations that the agents could encounter. There are five facts to where I'll base this theory: 1) The idiocracy of people and the lack of common sense: You might be unlucky, but it's about 1 000 000 to 1 that 99% people you meet are evil, stupid, naive or simply nuts. Reason? AI that is specifically programmed to act out of place to test individual's problem solving and ability to work alone under stress, since there are no-one to rely. No matter how stupid you are, you still have common sense and instinct to protect yourself. These people seem to have none 2) The absence and incompetence of law-enfocements: The police can't catch a man that uses the most ridiculous disguises ever, has a crew of flunkies that are easily regocnizeable and is stalking three particular chilren...are you kidding me?! And where the cops are when you really need them? What country/region/city has that bad police forces? (Apart from Springfield, of course) 3) Smallness and the bizarness of the world: How come we are only introduced to one major city, two to three villages and occasional buildings what are scattered around (Like a boarding school and a carnival). Well, the game world can't be really that big, can it? Imagine how much data one complete building holds, imagine the size of a real-scaled city and how hard it would be to run. But since the whole program can't take place in one city (it wouldn't be efficient training) they had to code more places, but with the concequences that they aren't as vivid and detailed as a city (This explains why there is a hospital in the middle of nowhere) 4) This would explain the flood of shouts to history and pop-culture. What's a game without easter eggs? Nothing, I tell you. 5) Ability to have it all written up: See the theory above. Getting evidence out of burn-down places? Ability to know what a character thinks? Impossible. But if we are to assume, that Snicket read the backlogs of the simulation, it would make a lot more sense. Why to write about this particular use of simulation? Because it was interesting and a good material for publishing, that's why. Getting a cash flood from the books would easily fuel the work and research of VFD. It would be stupid not to do it. And if that wouldn't be enough would anyone believe in existance of such organization if it's plainly written open to a book. Textbook example of Hidden in Plain Sight. Snicket, you clever genious! Oh, what happens to those who fail the simulation, you may ask? They go mad. The program is modified to be cause emotional trauma to see if you can take it (really, how did the Baudelaires manage through all that without turning to complete psychos?) and if you get killed, it just...too much...if you don't flip out during the simulation. It's perfect in its every single diabolical bit. If you pass, then welcome in. If you lose and go mad, you won't be any real danger for the VFD.
Lemony Snicket was (is) a pyromaniac, and very closely following the Baudelaires.He really tries to be part of the (literal) fire-fighting side, but it's just so difficult when there are matches in nearly every place he visits, and so many flammable structures. It's fairly easy to piece together all that happens when you're compiling the series after being able to gather most of the information and extrapolating from there, and occasionally interviewing a few people, as opposed to having to piece it together from a few unburnt scraps of information. The ashes were occasionally referenced as still being warm not because he was hours too late, but because he hadn't the willpower to resist the shiny and nobody had gotten to it first.
Lemony Snickets knows all the details about the Baudelaires' adventures not because of extensive research, but because he's a prophet in the Supernatural universe, and the orphans' story is part of the Winchester gospel.I mean, Lemony claims he knows what happened because he's following the Baudelaires' trail and gathering evidence. But he can't possibly know the dialogue that occurred in private moments, or their thoughts and feelings, etc.
Violet Baudelaire and Quigley Quagmire had sex in The Slippery Slope.Snicket refuses to acknowledge what they did during their stop on the way up the mountain. This adds a double meaning to the book's title!
The three Baudelaire orphans are one person.With that person's biggest qualities taking a form.
Isadora is a lesbian.At one point Sunny's apt word-style "babytalk" when referring to her was the word "Sappho". Which could have just been picked because she was another female poet, but there are plenty of other choices who weren't the source of the words "sapphic" and "lesbian".
Sunny is really going to have to learn to watch what she says.Snarky, sesquipedalian babytalk? Cute. Snarky, sesquipedalian perfectly understandable English? Precocious. Being stuck on the island for at least a while with only her brother and sister and Beatrice Snicket to talk to, who already understand her and don't care about how rude she is, will only make things worse.
Beatrice is dead.To elaborate, both of them are. In the Beatrice letters the message is Beatrice sinks, and it shows pictures such as the Baudelaires trademark items. Lemony mentions that those things washed up on the rocks in a cave. There is a very low chance that they survived the ship sinking, and being that Beatrice is a baby... The Beatrice letters from her are actually the result of Lemony going insane from all the suffering he has recorded, and so he has made a fictional representative of his niece, who talks about the Baudelaires as if they were alive, in order to help himself cope. It's also why the ending is so ambiguous, Lemony can't stand to write the real horrible everyone dies ending. This explains the message in the Beatrice Letters.
The vice principal of Prufrock Prep was running a Sith-style game.Torment the kids and promote anyone who manages to kill him. He even gave them a chance to poison him, by getting in trouble and putting ricin in "his" candy.
The mysterious '?'as a Masonic submarine.
Whammy's House is a training branch of VFD.I mean, think about it. Whammy's House takes orphans and trains them to be detectives. And all of the people who leave go by an initial, like VFD members. It's fairly obvious.
Prufrock Prep, and possibly other facilities such as the titular hospital of Book 8, was/were a training branch of VFD.But since the right hand of the situation had absolutely no idea what the left hand was doing, someone delegated control to exactly the wrong people (or the wrong people took over) and became what they were when the Baudelaire orphans found them.
The characters are all trapped in an Umineko no Naku Koro ni style time loopHence the true identity of Beatrice, and why miserable things consistently happen to the characters. Perhaps Snicket is in fact the Battler of this scenario, watching horrible things happen and trying to find a way out.
Lemony Snicket is the Baudelaire's Father desperately trying to find his children who are probably dead
The Great Unknown is the secret entrance to the VFD headquarters under the lake at Hotel Denouement.
The Baudelaires have been secretly manipulating everything behind the scenes for the entire series.Violet and Klaus, two adolescent sociopaths, by some unknown means, discover that their parents are working for a secret spy organization called VFD. They decide to destroy this organization just for fun. Their first act of business - burn down the mansion, killing their parents, and head off to the beach to establish an airtight alibi. Knowing their parents will send them to another VFD member, they plot to murder every member they find. Their first guardian, however, is NOT with VFD. Count Olaf is simply an actor who has gone completely insane, and THINKS he's part of VFD. Then their plan becomes foolproof - trick Olaf into believing he is the villain, while doing all the dirty work themselves. As they move from place to place, Olaf begins to slip farther into his delusional fantasy. He takes credit for murders the orphans commit, and becomes dangerous himself. So they decide to off him too. But not before burning a hotel full of VFD members to the ground and sailing away to an Island to kill their scapegoat. This is why they're not completely traumatized by everything they've been through. Look for clues in the series to support this theory, you'll find some VERY blatant ones. Very Frank Depictions (couldn't resist) of the children being the masterminds behind everything. Any inconsistancies can be explained by Snicket getting his facts wrong.
The giant ? is Captain MacMillan going for a swimHis ghillie suit confounds the radar.
Everything gets better after the end of the last book.Think about it: The series is about the misfortunes of the Baudelaires. It starts with the first of their problems: namely, the fire that orpans them. Therefore, it ends with the last of their problems. And since they were last seen alive, their tribulations are over, and they are free from their horrible luck.
The giant question mark is actually Cthulhu.Or more specifically his island. The entire series is a lead-up to Cthulhu's debut story (the name escapes me at the moment), as the Baudelaires, after reaching adulthood and acquring access to their cash, fund an expedition to find out exactly what the Great Unknown was, and, well... the rest is horror history. Oh, and the sugar bowl contains the Necronomicon (or a means to find it). This WMG was inspired by something I saw on the headscratchers page.
Lemony Snicket and Pseudonymous Bosch are the same person in real life.Their writing styles are very similar, with both inserting themselves into the story. They both go by a name that's obviously a pen-name. The style of the stories themselves are similar. But the thing that really convinces me is that in The Name Of This Book Is Secret, there's a burning library. Burning and/or libraries are major motifs in A Series of Unfortunate Events. That it was featured in the Secret Series is either a Shout-Out or a huge hint that both pen-names are really the same person.
The sugar bowl is The Ark.
Count Olaf is Lemony's cousin.Toward the end of the Unauthorized Autobio, we get a glimpse at the Snicket Family Tree, but in true VFD fashion, the branches are labeled with letters instead of names, and the key is mostly torn off. It's easy enough to guess that the siblings marked by the branches J, K and L are Jacques, Kit and Lemony, but a couple branches to the right, the tree ends with one marked O, decorated with a noose. It's certainly possible that there's an Oliver or Oswald Snicket out there somewhere, but Olaf is the only person we've seen that's been previously identified as "O". Similarly, while the C branch closest to the trunk branches out to the Snicket family, the A and B branches don't go into any further detail. What are the chances that one of them turns into the Baudelaire Family Tree? I always thought it was a matter of fudging paperwork with the High Court's help, but Olaf Snicket may very well be the children's third-or-fourth cousin, four-or-three times removed.
Sir and Charles are gayCharles is always referred to as his "partner." He could be his business partner but Charles never seems to do anything with the Lucky Smells Lumbermill. Furthermore, Sir tells Charles his jobs are to "iron [his] shirts and make [him] milkshakes. This could be typical Snicket character audacity, or it could be that Sir expects his partner to do household chores. Sir and Charles also turn up together in the Hotel Denoument in the Penultimate Peril. Additionally, Sir treats Charles just as horribly as he treats everyone else: it's an abusive relationship.
John Hodgman is/was Lemony Snicket's Editor/Agent/They live in the same world.Makes sense, considering that the two seem to have a similar derangement.
The Sugar Bowl is empty.It's contents fell out a long, long time ago, and everybody is too stupid to figure that out.
The Series ended when it did, because there were no more unfortunate events.The book is about a bunch of terrible unfortunate things happening to the three Baudelaire orphans. It could be said that their bad luck streak will finally be broken, because there are no more "unfortunate events" to be recorded.
Beatrice (the second) Is not Dewey's kid.Hold up, there IS an explanation. In chapter thirteen of "The End", after Olaf kisses Kit awake, he says, "I told you I'd do that one last time." Weird, huh? Then they talk about love before both die. Seemingly unrelated, but then Olaf's last words, as he laughs, are, "And don't have any kids yourself..." Uh... And the SWIFTNESS with which he eats the apple after hearing she's in labor. Draw your own conclusions, kiddies...