"You don't need a reason to help people."
— Zidane Tribal
The ninth entry into the rib-rendingly
popular Final Fantasy
series.Final Fantasy IX
is a return to the series' roots
and the classic Medieval European Fantasy
worlds, after the more futuristic approach of Final Fantasy VII
and Final Fantasy VIII
. Both graphically and story-wise, it set a new standard for the games that followed it. Particularly, Final Fantasy IX
is known for combining a sunny and light-hearted visual atmosphere with a very mature and thoughtful From Bad to Worse
story. The game is additionally a celebration of Final Fantasy
's origins, and contains many, many
references to Square Soft
's earliest few installments.
Zidane Tribal is a Loveable Rogue
and Gentleman Thief
with a dash of Chivalrous Pervert
thrown in. Along with the members of Tantalus, a troupe of thieves disguised as traveling entertainers, he plots to kidnap the princess of Alexandria and hold her for a nice hefty ransom. However, when she suddenly turns around and asks
to be kidnapped to escape the clutches of her (suddenly
) evil mother, what kind of gentleman would say no?
As it turns out, Princess Garnet is holding more than a wish to see the world: she is harbouring powerful Summon Magic
within her body, and the Queen will stop at nothing to extract it for the sake of world domination
. Aiding the Queen is a mysterious Arms Dealer
called Kuja, who is bolstering her armies with powerful artificial mages
Traveling along with Zidane are a cast of colourful characters: Vivi Ornitier, a young Black Mage who realises (to his horror) that Kuja's artificial mages look just like him; Adelbert Steiner, Garnet's incompetent but fiercely-loyal bodyguard; Eiko Carol, a Bratty Half-Pint
summoner with a major crush on Zidane; Freya Crescent, a Dragon Knight searching for her lost love; Quina Quen, a genderless chef thing looking for delicious things to eat; and Amarant Coral, a mercenary/monk with a strong grudge against Zidane.
The story focuses on the characters' efforts at self-discovery. Vivi must learn what he is and why he exists, as well as what this means for his life. Zidane must learn what he is as well, and how this has to do with The Man Behind the Man
, Kuja, and his friend Vivi. Garnet must learn the truth about her mother, her own origins, and the nature of the eidolons that are her birthright. Steiner must learn what honor and duty truly mean, when those he is loyal to stand opposed to one another, and his loyalty may be invoked to betray itself.
Freya must learn what's truly important in life, and what it means to lose a loved one, and most of all, how and why to go on fighting. Quina must learn about being a true gourmand, by sampling flavors from all over the world. Eiko must learn that True Companions
are more than just grabbing who you want for yourself, and that being on the losing end of a love triangle doesn't mean being alone. Amarant must learn that strength isn't the ability to crush one's foes, and that the most elusive power of all
is a thing he may never even understand.Final Fantasy IX
was highly praised for being challenging, but extremely user-friendly. There is no penalty for leveling up, acquired skills can never be lost again, chocobos for encounter-free travel are very easy to come by, and optional scenes are just that: optional.The plot, too, is much less of a Mind Screw
than that of previous games, staying comfortably away from too
much symbolism but still featuring some wonderfully surreal elements. Criticism of the game tends to focus on its "softer" art style, as well as the Character Focus
on Garnet and Vivi to the exclusion of some other characters. As a whole, the game is seen as a very solid installment of the series, suited for hardcore gamers and new fans alike. The game was the least successful of the three offered on the original PlayStation
, selling 5.3 million copies (Final Fantasy VIII
sold over 8 million, and Final Fantasy VII
over 10 million; Final Fantasy X
would go on to sell 6.3 million), despite retailing for considerably less due to the imminent release of the PS2
, though, said imminent release might have been the major factor, if people felt the choice was between the latest game or the latest console.
is one of the most popular characters in Final Fantasy
history. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the ultimate woobie can destroy the biggest of monsters despite being nine years old.
He had a somewhat one-dimensional
cameo in Kingdom Hearts 2
as a result of his popularity.
Notably, series-creator Hironobu Sakaguchi has at one point stated that he considers this game to be the quintessential Final Fantasy
, being a composition of all the key elements he has constantly been shooting for. Composer Nobuo Uematsu
considers the FFIX
soundtrack his Magnum Opus
This was the final Final Fantasy
game of the Playstation cycle, and of the 20th century.
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- Accidental Misnaming: Baku can never remember Tot's name. There's a minor Running Gag of him referring to Tot by a different name each time (Toot, Ted, Totty, etc.), followed by Marcus deadpanning "It's Tot", to be completely ignored by Baku.
- Action Girl: Freya and Beatrix. Garnet and Eiko have their moments as well.
- Adipose Regina: Queen Brahne.
- Aerith and Bob: The game seems to favor the females where this is concerned, with a touch of Viewers Are Geniuses (Garnet and Freya) and Bilingual Bonus (Eiko). Various minor characters are named Marcus, Dylan, Michael, Lowell, Mary, Crista, Hal, Jane, Andrea, and so on.
- If you keep up with Mognet, Moogle names include Kumop, Mogki, Kuppo, Mocchi, and... Suzuna?
- The residents of Conde Petie have the most mundane names you'll see in any Final Fantasy. It comes with the accent...
- In a short scene early in disc 4, the Black Mages decide to name their chocobo... Bobby Corwen.note
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Although the black mages are intended as mindlessly obedient killing machines, their programming eventually breaks down and they each start to develop their own quirky personalities.
- Alice Allusion: Alice is the name of the potions seller in Lindblum; one quick quest in disc 3 involves searching Lindblum for three different potions, ask the weapons seller about it and he'll say "did you ask Alice?"
- Alien Lunch: Eiko has the option of adding an oglop to the stew she makes during the cooking sequence. The party will not react very well to this.
- All Part of the Show: The Tantalus production of "I Want to Be Your Canary" twice, once in the beginning and once at the very end.
- Almost Dead Guy: A few Burmecian soldiers take this role.
- Always Night: The city of Treno is only ever shown at night; even the plains surrounding it are affected.
- Amazing Technicolor Population: A number of people, including the inexplicably blue Brahne and Amarant. Combined with the numerous Petting Zoo People, it is a matter of much debate whether these characters are supposed to be fully human or not. Word of God says they are, but it doesn't settle the arguments any.
- Amazon Brigade: The Alexandrian army.
- It's actually the other way round. In Alexandria, an all-female army is the norm, and it's the Knights of Pluto who are the reverse-Amazon brigade.
- Anchors Away: Boss Hillgigas uses one as a brass knuckle.
- And Now for Someone Completely Different: There are many points when you get suddenly thrown into another character's shoes (to the point that you get to - with the exception of Amarant - control all members of the party at least once, despite Can't Drop the Hero being in effect), but the most jarring example is probably when the party is trapped in Desert Palace, and you suddenly have to rescue them as Cid, under a time limit.
- Anti Anti Christ: Zidane Tribal.
- Anti-Magic: Oeilvert has an anti magic field within the structure, which completely disables your party's magic. You will have an extremely hard time if you wind up taking any of your party's magic users with you on the trip.
- Apocalypse How:
- Throughout Discs 1 and 2, Queen Brahne causes a Regional Catastrophe on the Mist Continent. With an army of Black Mages and the Eidolons she stole from Garnet, she annihilated the cities of Burmecia, Cleyra, and Lindblum.
- At the end of Disc 3, Kuja appears to have subjected Terra to Planetary Annihilation.
- In Disc 4, Kuja attempts to cause the Total Destruction Of All Of Reality.
- Apocalypse Wow: The FMV scenes in which most of the above happens.
- Attack Its Weak Point: There is an enemy on the way to Cleyra called Sand Golem, which will revive over and over again no matter how many times you defeat it. You have to destroy its Core in order to defeat it for good.
- Arbitrary Head Count Limit: No more than four characters at a time. The game employs various other tropes to enforce this.
- Since in most cases the parties are naturally separated from each other, or formed based on immediate need in the story, it's usually a Justified Trope.
- Can be rather egregious, though, as at one point Marcus leaves about three seconds before the rest of the party show up, so Steiner can join them with no issues. Justified as Marcus only tagged along so he could get to Evil Forest and save Blank and Alexandria was alot closer then Treno.
- Artifact Alias: Played straight with Dagger aka Princess Garnet.
- Artificial Human: Arguably, the Black Mages. Less arguably, the Genomes.
- Artistic Age: Probably one of the most extreme examples out there. Zidane and Garnet are both 16, but you'd be forgiven for thinking they were as young as 10 or 12, Garnet's slight assets notwithstanding. Could be justified by the fact that neither is human.
- As Lethal as It Needs to Be:
- While all weapons are subject to RNG that modifies damage to a small degree, Quina's forks deal wildly fluctuating damage.
- Beatrix's Climhazzard and Stock Break attacks freely switch between doing normal damage and doing exactly enough damage to set HP to One depending purely on the story.
- As Long as There Is Evil: Said by Necron during its Technicolor Death.
Necron: "This is not the end. I am eternal... as long as there is life and death..."
- Ass Kicks You: Hilgigars does this, with the help of a flying leap. It's called "Hip-hop".
- Auction: Several items can be obtained by participating in the auctions at the Treno Auction House.
- Auto-Revive: One of the learn-able skills for all characters and a spell of Quina's and Amarant's.
- Awesome but Impractical: Excalibur II is the most powerful weapon in the game, but due to the requirements not worth getting for any reason other than the challenge of it. The main issue is the damage cap. Steiner can easily hit for 9999 damage without Excalibur II, so skipping a huge chunk of side-quests to reach almost the end of the game in under 12 hours ultimately makes you weaker for no real noticeable benefit other than slightly improving Steiner's non-trance normal attack damage by a very slight amount.
- Although it is beloved of speedrunners of this game for good reason...
- An Axe to Grind:
- Bounty hunter Lani fights with an axe.
- Sir Fratley carries a large poleaxe.
- Averted with the Lizard men; they prefer to just bury the hatchet.
- Babies Ever After: Vivi's "children" in the ending sequence. Also, a moogle couple in Gizamaluke's Grotto and a pair of Burmecian refugees who make it to Lindblum. Moogles and Rat-people breed very quickly and develop even quicker, given that the kids are old enough to walk by the time Zidane returns.
- Back-to-Back Badasses: Beatrix and Steiner do this at one point. As do Freya and Beatrix.
- Badass: Kuja, arguably more so than any other villain in the entirety of the Final Fantasy series due to his Magnificent Bastard status (although some may disagree due to his appearance).
- Baleful Polymorph: Regent Cid cheated on his wife Hilda, and she turned him into an oglop as revenge. After a failed attempt of curing him, he was turned into a frog.
- Barred from the Afterlife: This is part of the reason Kuja has nothing to lose and everything to gain in rebelling and attempting to take over Gaia. His boss, Garland, will provide him with as much power, wealth, and luxury as he could ever want, but only if Kuja follows his instructions. Otherwise, he'll just take Kuja's soul back and make a new version of him. The problem is, even if Kuja succeeds, Garland will do the exact same thing. So Kuja has absolutely nothing to lose by screwing over everyone but himself. Garland knows this.
- Bastard Understudy: Kuja to Garland.
- Battle Couple: When Steiner and Beatrix do this at the beginning of Disk 3, you can just FEEL their love growing for each other on the battlefield.
- Zidane and Garnet also grow close through their travels, which feature many fights.
- Bavarian Fire Drill: Done in the Black Mage village to get to a chest in the item seller's bedroom.
- Berserk Button: Lani takes great pride in her beauty. When you fight her, she initially starts out focused on Dagger, but if you physically attack her, she'll fly into a rage and shift her attacks to whoever hit her.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Vivi. Especially while preparing to reduce Black Waltz No. 3 into a pile of charred feathers.
- Eiko is protected by Maduin, Garnet by Bahamut, Quina will EAT YOU, and Zidane is a nice easy going guy — 'til you piss him off or threaten his friends. Actually, if you meet any nice people in Gaia, treat them like kings. They can tear your damn face off. Hell, that friendly Moogle who provides save-and-tent services while traveling on foot will threaten to knife you if you deliberately waste his time by calling him over and over and over.
- Bewitched Amphibians: Regent Cid was transformed into an Oglop by his wife as a punishment for infidelity. Dr Tot attempts to concoct a potion that will restore him to human form... which turns him into a frog instead.
- BGM Override: The naming sequence for You Are Not Alone below. Also applies for urgent scenes like fighting your way through Cleyra to the chapel and through Alexandria castle to save Dagger.
- The Big Bad Shuffle: Technically, Garland is the actual Big Bad for most of the game, despite Queen Brahne and then Kuja being presented as such. However, Kuja snatches the mantle for real late in the game when he kills Garland. And that's all before the Giant Space Flea from Nowhere gets involved...
- Big Badass Battle Sequence: The Siege of Cleyra, the Iifa Tree battle, Bahamut's assault on Alexandria, the Silver Dragon rush at the portal to Memoria. The Siege of Burmecia was also implied to be this.
- Big Damn Heroes: Sir Fratley at Cleyra. Marcus and newly non-petrified Blank in the Alexandria dungeon when Zidane busts out Garnet. Zidane at Alexander (saving Dagger from a crumbling castle).
- Big Eater: Quina, along with the whole Qu tribe.
- Bindle Stick: Steiner's plan to smuggle Princess Garnet through the South Gate border crossing involves carrying a bag of stinky gysahl pickles... and her using one of these. It works. (A concept art can be seen here◊.)
- Black Screen of Death: Played with during some ATEs. Like the time two Conde Petie dwarfs greet a regular visitor of theirs, a self-aware black mage. Or one of Eiko's moogles fishing up Quina.
- This is sometimes done to hide non-existing animations — while solving the moving maze of the Desert Palace, a white screen is used instead to transition to changed pathways.
- Black Sheep: These days, Square Enix seems to treat this particular game as one for the wider franchise. It's one of only two main-series games to have never gotten either a full retail remake for another system (and even the PSN release took forever to come out compared to the others) or a dedicated spinoff product. This may have something to do with Hironobu Sakaguchi's contentious departure from Square, however, and possible lingering legal issues.
- The irony, of course, being that this is generally considered one of the better games in the franchise, especially in retrospect, and people were clamoring for a PSN release for a long time, with not a few people wondering what modern technology could do for the game.
- That being said, Takeshi Arakawa has openly said he'd like to make a sequel, so some people in the company do love the game... but the higher-ups seem to keep quashing remake and sequel ideas.
- Boisterous Bruiser: Baku and Lani (who is even first described as "Boisterous Woman").
- Bond Villain Stupidity: Beatrix likes to finish her battles with Climhazzard and Stock Break, which reduces your entire party's HP to 1, before walking away bored and continuing her job. Then again, she's so badass that leaving you alive never comes back to bite her. In fact, it leads to her Heel Face Turn.
- Bonus Boss: Tantarian, Master Quale, Hades, and Ozma, the giant marble OF DOOM!
- Book Ends: The game began with Tantalus coming to Alexandria to perform "I Want To Be Your Canary", and ended the same way, too.
- Boss Bonanza: Let us count the penultimate bosses of this game:
- Starting at the end of Disc 3, there's the three-boss marathon consisting of the Silver Dragon, Garland, and Kuja. Following those battles is a brief plot segment with no encounters.
- Shortly after Disc 4 begins, the party can choose to go straight to the Very Definitely Final Dungeon. At the entrance is a battle against Nova Dragon.
- Inside the final dungeon are four surprise encounters against the four fiends: Maliris/Marilith, Tiamat, Kraken, and Lich.
- Waiting at the end is another three-boss marathon consisting of Deathgaze, Kuja, and finally Necron.
- In all, a grand total of eleven (11) bosses in the final stretch of the game.
- Boss in Mook Clothing: Grand Dragons. The first time you can encounter them, they will likely annihilate you faster than you can say "THUNDAGAAA!" Of course, it'll be your own damn fault, considering that they live in an optional area, and a Moogle will shout a warning to you if you try to go there.
- Though, if you have Quina's Level 5 Death skill when you meet them again on Palmell Island, you can one-hit them, turning them almost into a Fake Ultimate Mook; add the fact they give out one of the largest amounts of EXP in the game, and suddenly they're a great way to level grind.
- Yans are the strongest random encounter in the game and can cast Meteor to boot. Don't judge a mook by its cover. Again, though, completely optional, out-of-the-way area.
- In a way, the friendly Yan. It's the only friendly enemy not immune to damage, so you can kill it and still receive its 50 AP prize. However, at 65535 HP, it has the most HP of any enemy or boss in the game, and counters all attacks with a powerful group-hitting physical move that inflicts Silence.
- Boss-Only Level:
- Boss Remix: Beatrix's battle theme.
- Boss Rush: The Four Guardians Of Terra, although at first only one, Lich, is actually fought (the other three were taken down off-screen). You do get to challenge them all in Memoria in a Call Back to the final dungeon of Final Fantasy I; at special points along the path, you are suddenly thrust into battle against one of them, with absolutely no indication of a boss encounter beforehand. Thankfully, save points are placed in between these encounters.
- At the end of Disk 3, you also fight the Silver Dragon, Garland, and Kuja one after another, separated only by cut-scenes and dialogue.
- Bounty Hunter: Amarant before he joins the party, and his partner Lani. In Treno, Amarant has a bounty on his head.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: In Lindblum is a pot seller who asks if you are happy with what you are doing. You can either answer that you are doing fine or "No, this game sucks!" to which she suggests that you maybe buy a different game.
- Break the Cutie: Poor, poor Garnet.
- And Vivi. Everybody loves Vivi and his existential woes.
- Everything Freya loves either gets overthrown, nuked, or forgets that she exists... Of course, by the end of the game, her homeland is recovering, and while Fratley does not remember her... they've STILL managed to get together.
- This also happens to Zidane, when he finds out that he was meant to be the one to destroy Gaia, the planet he's now fighting desperately to protect. The happy go lucky guy who's been boosting everyone else's spirits throughout the game just breaks, and it's heartbreaking to watch.
- Breather Episode: The beginning of disc 3. Everyone in your party who's not Garnet or Steiner gets a brief holiday in Treno.
- Once you defeat Lani at the beginning of Fossil Roo, the story is free of boss battles until after you've visited a village free of encounters, another village free of encounters, back to the first one again, and reached the end of a mountain path.
- Brick Joke: Gysahl pickles.
- Going near the fountains in the Conde Petie inn will cause the inn regulars to bring up the HP/MP restoration springs and the wishing fountain in Treno, both of which you come across one disc earlier... and promptly dismiss them as bull.
- Returning to the Moogle couple in Gizamaluke's Grotto in disc 2, 3, and 4 adds a baby Moogle each time.
- "Get off me, you scumbags!"
- Bridal Carry: Zidane carries the unconscious Garnet this way when rescuing her from Alexandria Castle.
- Bright Is Not Good: Ozma, essentially a big colorful swirly ball, is basically what happens when God has an abortion. It's the toughest boss in the game, and totally optional.
- Bubbly Clouds: Chocobo's Air Garden.
- Bubblegloop Swamp: Qu's Marsh.
- But for Me, It Was Tuesday: Amarant holds a grudge against Zidane for copping out of a challenge by framing him for a crime he didn't commit and using the distraction to flee. He isn't too happy to hear that Zidane doesn't remember it either...
- But Thou Must: You get a humorous outburst as a reward for answering negatively to a question 64 times at the beginning of the game. (It was probably a way to test the counting variables.)
- Most choices in this game take this direction, plot-centric or not. Just try turning down the Mognet thingy the first time you select it...
- Call Back: To the previous eight games in the series.
- Can't Catch Up: This can happen to Freya shortly after your party reunites in Disk 3 unless you take the time to evenly level her up again. It wouldn't be a problem, except the plot expects you to use her more later on (in the Desert Palace/Oeilvert and Pandemonium, specifically), and she can become a liability if she's not trained.
- Steiner also qualifies - after he leaves the party for the first time, where the average level is around 8, he doesn't fight again until the rest of your characters are around level 20.
- Can't Drop the Hero: The final dungeon is the only exception, although you still control him on the field. However, there are times when simultaneous events (such as Garnet's travels) allow you to control other characters instead.
- Cain and Abel: Kuja as Cain and Zidane as Abel. Sort of.
- Specifically, Zidane was created to be Cain to Kuja's Able, but then Kuja went sour and Zidane became the "good" one (though their "father" wasn't satisfied with either), plus Kuja grows jealous (after a fashion) of Zidane and wants to kill him (or at least make him suffer) which flips their roles. Then, at the climax, Zidane finally confronts Kuja and kills him, making him Cain once again.
- Card Battle Game: Tetra Master. Pretty fun once you get the hang of its hexadecimal rating system. Not nearly as infuriating as Triple Triad with its rules, although some find the fact that the numeric values are never explained in game or in the manual to be frustrating. Like everything else in this game this gets a Lampshade Hanging from the shop girl in Dali, who ponders the card game and actually says that she only thinks to know what the numbers do but really is not sure about it.
- Central Theme: All living things strive to live. Don't obsess over stopping the inevitable, but focus on what you can accomplish with the time given to you.
- Chained by Fashion: Cerberus.
- Chainmail Bikini: The standard uniform for female Alexandrian soldiers.
- Charles Atlas Superpower: When entering Trance, most characters gain the ability to use powerful magical abilities. Steiner, on the other hand, just gets three times as strong! Add in that his endgame weapons are almost all Holy type, and Dark enemies should just give up when Trance Steiner's around.
- Chef of Iron: Quina fights with a toque blanche and cooking implements. S/he also helps Eiko make a delicious meal for everyone in Madain Sari and gives her cooking advice, and at the end of the game can be found working in Alexandria's kitchens.
- Chekhov's Gun: The castle of Alexandria, which is actually the Alexander eidolon.
- Similarly, Eiko's dress-up wings, given to her by her grandfather (making them summoner tribe relics) apparently have nothing to do with her flying to Garnet's side to summon Alexander.
- Chekhov's Gunman: The little boy Vivi befriends at the beginning of the game, for starters.
- Eiko's personal Moogle turns out to be Maduin.
- Chekhov's Skill: Subverted—despite Garnet listening to Zidane explain to Vivi how to escape from a potential kidnapper, when this actually happens to her, she only remembers what to yell. And then is promptly captured.
- The talents of the Knights of Pluto become this when you have to send them out on different assignments when Kuja attacks Alexandria.note
- Chest Monster: Mimics.
- Child Of Two Worlds: Zidane was born an Angel of Death to cause death and destruction on Gaia but was abandoned on Gaia by Kuja so he grew to love the place and defy his creator, while still saving his kindred.
- Chivalrous Pervert: Zidane.
- Chokepoint Geography: Conde Petie.
- Chronic Hero Syndrome: Zidane, again. Check out the page quote: it's his life motto/Catchphrase.
- He also inspires it in his friends to varying degrees.
- Climax Boss: Meltigemini, Garland.
- Cloning Blues
- Cognizant Limbs: Kraken's tentacles.
- Collection Sidequest: Stellazzio coins, mini-figurines, coffee, and Chocobo-treasures.
- Color-Coded Stones: The game has the twelve birthstone jewels as equipped accessories, with their menu icons appropriately colored.
- Combat Tentacles: Stroper and Kraken have them.
- Come to Gawk: Amarant ventures into Ipsen's Castle by himself to make a point that working alone is better and smarter than working as a team. Zidane and a group of three others (the standard party) enter the castle, leaving the remainder of the party outside. Amarant makes it to the top first and declares his intention to Zidane to abandon the party, as he's proved his point, and leaves. When Zidane and the others complete their business, they head back outside, only to be informed that they won, as Amarant never returned. Realizing that Amarant must be trapped somewhere inside, Zidane heads back in to rescue Amarant, and when he finds him, Amarant asks if he's come to mock him. Zidane replies that he says some strange things, and Amarant admits that he doesn't understand how Zidane thinks. After a bit more talk, Amarant rejoins, this time for good, and slowly begins to come to understand Zidane.
- Combination Attack: Vivi and Steiner's Sword Magic, Zorn and Thorn's Twin abilities.
- Competitive Balance: Despite that everyone has their own job class, they can all be very useful if one invests time into them. The only "imbalance" is that the more plot-driven parts of the game wind up leaving Freya and Steiner far behind everyone else.
- Cool Airship: The Hilda Garde III, the Invincible, and the summon/boss Ark.
- The Hilda Garde II subverts the trope by being (in-universe anyway) the first and so far only Uncool Airship in Final Fantasy history.
- Cool Boat: Blue Narciss.
- Cool Versus Awesome: The only point in the series so far where one Summon directly confronts another in battle, when Alexander defends Alexandria castle against a rampaging Bahamut.
- Corridor Cubbyhole Run: At the beginning of Fossil Roo, involving a chariot-like automaton that can somehow PHASE THROUGH all the obstacles holding you up.
- Cosmetic Award: Collecting all three types of coffee rewards you with the Mini Prima Vista figurine key item.
- Counter Attack: One of the standard skills for physical fighters. And Quina.
- Creative Closing Credits: A Credits Montage of the game's FMVs play over the credits.
- Creepy Child: The two kids that Zidane knows in Lindblum might be this. One actually presents a pair of trick sparrow wings (trick sparrows are starter-level monsters) as his entry qualification into Tantalus, then survives meeting the Zaghnol during the Lindblum Hunting Festival (thanks to Zidane and Freya's Big Damn Heroes) only to claim "I coulda beaten 'im".
- It's implied that he stole the Trick Sparrow wings, which might mean he could have stolen them from someone else who had killed a Trick Sparrow, not necessarily killed it himself and taken them. The thing about the Zaghnol was most likely just childish egotism, or trying not to look weak in front of Zidane.
- Critical Hit: Your party members deal these sometimes. Enemies can deal these out, too, albeit rarely.
- Crowded Cast Shot: The beginning of disc 3, with all of Tantalus and The Last DJ Dr. Tot back in Alexandria. Benero and Zenero even meet up with their third twin.
- Cute Monster Girl: Maliris. No, seriously.
- Cutscene Power to the Max: The Eidolons shown during cutscenes (Odin, Atomos, Bahamut) are capable of leveling entire cities with their power. Once you're able to summon them yourself in battle, they are restricted to the same damage cap as your regular characters and abilities. What makes this especially odd is that the only playable characters that can summon Eidolons hail from a race of naturally gifted summoners, but the non-player characters that invoke their city-destroying powers do not.
- Damsels in Distress: Garnet and Eiko. Though Eiko tends to subvert this trope more often than she invokes it, even beating Zorn and Thorn in a fight after they kidnap her. And Garnet is literally begging for Zidane to kidnap her as a means of rescue from her mother.
- Darker and Edgier: Despite the art style, colourful settings and generally whimsical first disc, this game is rife with dark themes that may make it a top contender for most depressing game in the series. The villains commit genocide with varying levels of success (the lowest level being "about half"), almost every kingdom you go to is either invaded, destroyed, or both, an entire planet is destroyed (and the other was pretty much its life support), the woobie-riffic characters experience existential angst that makes Cloud look absolutely normal in comparison, no less than three Heroic BSODs occur, and the party actually dies at the end. They get better, but still.
- Dating Catwoman: After Alexandria decimates Lindblum Zidane meets with an enemy soldier named Nicole who is in love with a resistance man named Justin, and he loves her. However neither will stop doing what they feel is their duty to their nation.
- A Day in the Limelight: Alexander (a recurring summon in the Final Fantasy series) gets to kick a lot of ass, just as he did in Bahamut Lagoon, the PSX remake of Final Fantasy VI and Final Fantasy XIII. Someone at Square loves this character.
- Death Equals Redemption: As she lays dying from her horrible injuries after Kuja betrays her and annihilates her airship, Brahne tearfully begs Garnet for forgiveness and admits that she's been a monster and a horrible mother.
- Decade Dissonance: Burmecia when compared to Lindblum and Alexandria.
- Defeat Means Friendship: Subverted. Amarant decides to tag along out of trivial curiosity once beaten in battle. Friendship is established after Zidane doubles back to find him after he left the party.
- Delicious Distraction: Cinna just can't resist South Gate Bundt Cake. He can't even tear himself away from it to catch a cable car.
- Dem Bones: Skeletons are common enemies in disc one.
- Designer Babies: All of the Genomes of Terra, including Kuja, Zidane, and Mikoto.
- Desperation Attack: Steiner's Charge! ability.
- Quite a few moves, like Steiner's Minus Strike and the Pumpkin Head enemy skill, deal more damage when the caster is near death. Zidane even has a Sacrifice ability that he's not meant to live through (see The Dulcinea Effect below).
- Quina's Limit Glove skill, which does a guaranteed 9999 damage as long as Quina has exactly 1 HP.
- Determinator: Zidane. Finding out that he's an alien? Meh. Reveal that he was supposed to be Kuja's nastier successor? Annoying, but he'll still cite the Power of Friendship before charging the apparent Big Bad. Having his soul ripped out by said Big Bad to make him more pliable? He'll wangst out his nose, stagger around like a drunk, push away his friends... and still go after the guy who was responsible for everything.
- The Dev Team Thinks of Everything: If Zidane isn't in the party then the game has a "hierarchy" system with the other characters for certain quests such as the Desert Palace. If Zidane isn't in the party, the leader is Eiko. Next in command is Steiner, followed by Vivi and Freya. Each one of those characters will deliver a speech before the Final Battle against Necron if the previous ones aren't in the party.
- Qu Marsh is accessible near the end of Disc one. IF you go there, you will recruit Quina earlier than you are required to. The game acknowledges that Quina is with you (and has him/her appear in scenes and even speak), and contributes to Quina's Running Gag where s/he is left behind. If you recruited Quina in Disc 1, when you are required to go to Qu Marsh again, s/he will remember Zidane&Co, and s/he'll explain how s/he got back there. If you didn't go to Qu Marsh in Disc 1, then the scene where Quina is asked to accompany the party plays.
- If Eiko summons one of her Eidolons during the fight with the Hilgigas, Dagger will acknowledge it.
- Subverted at the end of Disc 3. After Kuja achieves Trance and is talking about how he used the souls trapped in the Invincible and he specifically used Brahne's soul, if Dagger isn't there, Kuja still talks as if Dagger is there, refering to her specifically.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: The Final Boss is Necron (JP: Darkness of Eternity), the very embodiment of death in its most absolute sense.
- Difficulty Spike: The game looks pretty easy, but then all of a sudden in Disc One, you get thrown with Gizamaluke.
- Disc Three Final Dungeon: Pandemonium castle.
- Disc One Nuke: One of Quina's Blue Magic spells is Limit Glove, and you can learn it on Disc One. Get Quina to revive at exactly 1 HP from Phoenix Downs. Equip Antibody on everyone, and if you got it at Lindblum, the Coral Ring on Quina so it doesn't die. When the moogle in Gizmaluke's Grotto tells you it's dangerous out in a place, go there. Stay on the plains to meet up with a Grand Dragon. If you are lucky enough to get Limit Glove on it twice without dying, start watching your levels FLY.
- And as a Disc Two Nuke, Ramuh. Normally, a spell power of 31 makes him effective enough, but when he does the full summon animation, his spell power is 32 plus 1 for each Peridot you have. It turns out about that five minutes after you acquire Ramuh, you enter a dungeon where the Griffen, a common enemy, often drops Peridots. Take an hour or two to farm the gems and Ramuh's full summon will One-Hit KO everything up until the end of the disk. Then teach Garnet High Tide so she enters Trance faster, under which conditions all summons are guaranteed to do their full animations...
- Doomed Hometown: Madain Sari, Alexandria, Burmecia, Lindblum, the entire planet Terra.
- Double Weapon: Zidane's secondary weapon is a Swallow (a dual-bladed halberd or sword), including his Infinity+1 Sword.
- Dramatic Irony: Played for Laughs at Brahne's expense during the opening sequence; while she watches the tragic deaths of Princess Cornelia and Marcus on stage, she praises the performance, then ponders just where Garnet could be. Garnet is literally right under her nose, on the stage, as Cornelia - trying her best to get away from her.
- Dressing as the Enemy: Zidane and Blank disguise themselves as Pluto Knights in order to kidnap Garnet without raising suspicion.
- Driven to Suicide:
- Subverted when Dagger snaps out of her Heroic BSOD. She picks up Zidane's knife and gives a vaguely suicidal speech before running off with it, but it turns out she was just borrowing it for a haircut.
- Also used for a very dark piece of comedic irony early on; when Steiner is given medicine (for a poison he'd been infected with) by members of Tantalus, he incorrectly deduces that it's poison... then the text box slows down to a crawl as he says "I can't take it any more..." and chugs the whole thing. Then he comments "Not bad" and continues on like nothing happened.
- Drop the Hammer: Cinna fights with a hammer. And won't even let anyone use it in construction efforts. May cross over with Companion Cube.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: This is done to Blank at the start of the game to make room in the party for Dagger after the heroes escape from Evil Forest. He gets better, though.
- Drunk on the Dark Side: Kuja.
- Dual Boss: Black Waltz No. 1 with Sealion, and Zorn & Thorn.
- Dual Wielding: Zidane's first weapon of choice is two daggers.
- Dub Name Change: Zidane's name is "Djidane" in the French version, to avoid confusion with famous French soccer player Zinedine Zidane. Didn't prevent jokes about Zidane headbutting Kuja.
- Duel Boss: Scarlet Hair.
- Dug Too Deep: Probably explains the absence of the mole people and the presence of various dragons in Mt. Gulug.
- The Dulcinea Effect: To be expected when you consider Zidane's personal creed up there as the page quote, but aside from learning the "Protect Girls" ability (which will let him take the damage for any women on the team), you get this line in particular.
Zidane: Yeah! What's there to think about?! She's cute... and she's in trouble. That's all that matters.
- Earn Your Happy Ending: The many trials and tribulations which the major characters endure (up to and including death itself) only make it all the more potent and heartwarming when they make it through alive (Vivi expires, but not before having children and finding self-fulfillment) and manage to rebuild both their lives and the world. And as Zidane and Garnet embrace while everyone applauds, "Melodies of Life" plays in its most full and beautiful of renditions. Despite all the pain and heartache, one cannot help but feel a sense of triumph and heartwarming as the credits roll.
- Easily Forgiven: Beatrix. She's guilty of war crimes, crimes against sentient races, and petty larceny. After her Heel-Face Turn, though, she's the only reason Dagger and co. escape Brahne, and then she fights to keep the citizens of Alexandria safe and leads an airship charge against an army of giant fiery otherworldly dragon death. Her past actions are never brought up after that. Freya seems to be the sole exception, saying to Beatrix that "[i]t's too late to seek forgiveness."
- In the ending montage, Beatrix reveals that she is unable to forgive herself, and plans to resign as a knight for her crimes and leave Alexandria. Steiner was having none of that.
- Eat the Dog: Quan's original plan for Vivi. If you find Quan's Dwelling early in disc 2, you can see writings on the wall that say “Six months since I adopted Vivi. Still too small to eat?” Thankfully, Quan changed his mind before trying anything carnivorous.
- Eldritch Abomination: You've probably never fought an enemy quite like Ozma before. It appears as nothing more than a giant orb of Pure Energy, top half consisting of bright colors swirling clockwise and a bottom half made of dark colors swirling counter-clockwise. It has the most powerful spells in the game and appears in a cave on a floating island that drifts around the world. There is absolutely no indications of what it might be except for the possibility it is, or was, an Eidolon that was sealed away and forgotten long ago.
- Elite Mooks/Superpowered Mooks: The black mages.
- Emotionless Girl: Mikoto in her initial appearance.
- Emperor Scientist: Regent Cid. He is heavily involved in several iterations of groundbreaking airship engineering for Lindblum.
- Endless Corridor: Owl Forest.
- Enemy Scan: Dagger's Scan ability.
- Lani also casts Scan on your party, to which she changes her battle strategy afterwards.
- Ensemble Cast: One of the game's strengths is its incredibly likeable cast of characters, which is strengthened by the fact that while Zidane is the protagonist, his plot doesn't really kick in until about two-thirds of the way into the game. Before that, the plot is really driven by Vivi and Dagger's story-lines, with Zidane just along to help because he likes helping people. Freya gets some plot focus early on, too.
- Everything's Better with Princesses: Garnet. Okay, she's adopted, but is still considered the heir after Brahne bites it.
- Everybody Hates Mathematics: Tetra Master uses a power rating system based off of Hexadecimal computer coding. Only through the player guide on Squaresoft's Play Online website was it explained how the system worked.
- Evil Counterpart: Ark to Alexander. The latter is a Holy-elemental, defense-oriented transforming castle while the former is a Shadow-elemental, offense-oriented transforming airship.
- Evil Versus Evil: A constant theme.
- First, Brahne versus Kuja. Brahne wishes to rule the world with her army and will crush any civilization that gets in her way. Eventually, she realizes that the only serious threat (that she knows of) is Kuja, her weapons dealer. At this point, the only thing known about Kuja is that he likes doing things For the Evulz, so the fate of the world is being decided between a greedy dictator and a sadistic maniac. The maniac wins.
- Next, Kuja versus Garland. At this point, we learn that Garland's goal is the genocide of everything on Gaia so that the people of Terra could live again, and Kuja was just his pawn. Kuja really doesn't care what happens to the inhabitants of Gaia so long as he escapes his original purpose and ends up in a position of power; defeating Garland means that Gaia is spared complete extinction. So again, it's maniac versus genocidal planet-assimilating sorcerer. The maniac wins again.
- Finally, Trance!Kuja versus Dead!Garland. After death, Garland's purpose of recreating Terra is pretty much done for, given that Kuja blew up the planet out of pure spite. Now that Kuja knows his death is imminent, he's determined to take everything in the universe with him. Garland's spirit does not wish for this to happen: quite apart from being naturally opposed to the destruction of the entire universe, he also knows that the only way to save what's left of Terra-the few Genomes that Zidane rescued-is to stop Kuja. Finally, the maniac loses.
- Experience Points
- Extreme Omnivore: Quina will literally try to eat ANYTHING.
- Extra Turn: Zidane's "What's That!?" ability (aka "look, over there!") grants you one if it's used successfully.
- Eye Scream: A surprising amount of it, during the end of Disc 3 and Disc 4.
- Hecteyes, which are basically blobs of jellylike pink flesh studded with far, far too many eyes for any one living thing.
- The architecture on Terra. Yes, it's sort of a Womb Level, what with all the seashell and spine and intestinal motifs, but still. What possible purpose could they have had in grafting giant eyeballs onto a teleporter? Points to Garnet for remaining unruffled.
- The all-time winner, though, is the room on Memoria with the enormous red eyeball looming overhead. It watches you from the background for an entire boss battle... and then. Then. When you're ready to progress to the next room, you have to climb up a rickety staircase and crawl into its giant pupil. Hnnrgh.
- Eyepatch of Power: Beatrix has a Fatima brand eye-patch over her right eye.
- Blank seems to have both eyes covered.
- Faceless Goons: Alexandrian Army.
- The black mages, literally.
- Failure Knight: Steiner, literally and figuratively, for most of the first half of the game.
- But still bad ass as hell with that sword in a straight fight.
- Fairy Battle: The Trope Namer. They come in two varieties: a Pop Quiz or Helpful Mooks requesting items in exchange for different ones.
- Fanservice: Dagger/Garnet's yellow outfit... as seen from the back.
- Also, Garnet/Dagger's costume when she is in Trance, which consists of a cleavage baring swimsuit.
- Fantastic Racism: Queen Brahne massacres Burmecia and Cleyra. No other reason than that the inhabitants resemble rats which she considers "Disgusting vermin" who contrast with her "beauty..."
- Fight Woosh
- Final Boss Preview: Kuja at Terra.
- Fixed Camera: In battle
- Fixed Damage Attack: Zidane's Thievery and Lucky Seven, Freya's Dragon Crest, and Quina's Frog Drop.
- Five Races: They are actualy present in the games setting, if often done unusally:
- Stout: Burmecians are a mix of this, with a bit of High Men, breaking the stereotypes associated with Rats.They like very much war and fights, with the exception of the the much more peaceful Cleyran offshoot of them. But the Cleyrans still produce a lot of powerfull warriors, despite being relatively pacifistic, and living in seclusion. The High Men traits come from their sophistication, and the fact they're one of the more ancient civilisations on Gaia. The Dwarves also fit this archetype, at least visualy, being powerfully built(they look quite like the ogre enemies in game, but less monstrous and ferocious). But it's subverted by them living in sunlight and close to forests, and considering both to be sacred. They seem also to be pretty peacefull.
- Fairy: Qu are a strange, highly magical species, who follow a philosophy and way of life concentrated on discovering and eating new foods. It's not to be laught at, as they can eat their enemies and absorb their abilities. The Black Mages can also fit this archetype, although the fact many of them work, albeit unwiligly for Kuja and Brahne, makes them a bit the Eldritch .
- Mundane: The Humans of course, although many of them have unusual visual traits, like Brahne's and Amarant's blue skin, or Marcus' pointy ears, and tusks. Most of the Beast-Folk, aside from the mentioned above Burmecians, also fit this archetype, being completely integrated into human society.
- High Men: The Summoners, a species very proficient in magic, that was close to nature, and the planet Gaia itself, capable of summoning powerful, god-like beings into battle, and were very similar in looks to Humans, aside from the horn on their forehead. They were very peaceful despite their great power, living in their Hidden Elf Village, Madain Sari, bringing them pretty close to the Elf-Archetype. Somewhat subverted, as all of them are extinct exacly because Garland feared their great power, aside from Eiko and Garnet.
- Cute: Moogles, are as usually the series recurring version of this. Black Mages also count partialy, aside from what was written above.
- Floral Theme Naming: Brahne's ships are named Red Rose and Blue Narciss.
- Fluffy Fashion Feathers: The Lamias wear headdresses and poofy sleeves of feathers.
- Flying Car: Lindblum air cabs, proving that Mist can make vehicles smaller than airships fly equally well.
- Flying Seafood Special: Zombie Whale, Gigan Octopus, and Vespal.
- Emphasis on the word seafood — all three are very tasty and teach some great Blue Magic spells.
- Foreign Queasine: One of the selections from Eiko's Kitchen ATE involves putting an oglop in the stew.
- Foreshadowing: The glyphs you see in Zidane's Dyne abilities. If they look alien, it's because they are.
- Forged Letter: The local Genki Girl writes a love letter to the protagonist, but forgets to sign her name. After a series of wacky hijinks when the letter gets to unintended addressees and is thought as originating from various people, it brings the Beta Couple together. Accidentally.
- Fork Fencing: Quina fights with big forks.
- Freak Out: Kuja has one of these at the end of Disk 3.
- From Bad to Worse: Pretty much the entire first two discs of the game are you asking "what next?" and the game answering you by blowing up a town or incapacitating a major character in some way (imprisonment, coma, death), culminating with the destruction of Alexandria and Garnet's Heroic BSOD. Things ease up a little there; true, your party is captured but they escape, but it's a short relief before Kuja's origins become a major plot point... and once you get to Terra, things pick up with where they left off and keep getting even worse.
- Full Boar Action: The Zaghnol is vaguely recognizable as one.
- Funetik Aksent: The dwarves have ambiguously Scottish accents.
- Fungus Humongous: Myconids, along with the landscape of Terra.
- Funny Animal: in a world where the civilians are sometimes large badgers or blue tapirs, it's not surprising that Zidane looks less out of place than Vivi.
- Funny Background Event: Quite a few, even outside of the ATEs. Most notably, during the escape sequence at the beginning of the game, Zidane makes faces and rude gestures with his tail at Queen Brahne. Similarly, while Zidane and Garnet are in the foreground while Brahne fires on their ship, Steiner tries to get closer to the princess, only to be tackled by Vivi.
- Gameplay and Story Integration: Everyone's unique abilities are also their role in the story. Everyone's in awe of Vivi's ability to blow stuff up with his hands. Steiner's not just a knight by class, it's his job. Freya's ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound shows up in cutscenes, everyone is after Garnet's ability to summon, and so on.
- Several characters go into Trance when the plot puts them in a suitable mood, and Trance becomes a plot mechanic during disc 3.
- When Garnet becomes temporarily mute in disc 3, she becomes unable to enter Trance, and her magic and summons will occasionally fail.
- Genius Ditz: The Knights of Pluto are an entire unit of these. While they're generally portrayed as incompetent, they all have their own specific talents, detective work, writing, gunnery, etc.
- Gentleman Thieves: Tantalus.
- Genre Savvy/Dangerously Genre Savvy: Zidane and Kuja. One of the more brilliant aspects of FFIX is the fact that the protagonist and antagonist are both fully aware of their roles. Zidane is convinced that he's a swashbuckling hero long before the rest of the characters start noticing that bad guys end up dead around him. Likewise, Kuja has no delusions that he is the bad guy of this story. His love of theatrics and hamming it up isn't just for show. Kuja is a fan of romantic fiction, and uses this to stay one step ahead of everyone at all times.
- Hell, when Kuja finds out a few truths, he becomes The Starscream to stay alive.
- And Garnet realises that the plot to kidnap her will advance the plot and goes along with it, even if it wasn't her plan.
- Get on the Boat: Blue Narciss in disc 3.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: Rubber Suit armor, which can only be worn by female party members....
- And this conversation between Zidane and Dagger:
Dagger: Oh... um... How were you planning to abduct me?
Zidane: We were gonna put you to sleep with sleeping weed, then kidnap you. It's mostly used for kids, but a big dose can knock out an adult just as easily.
Dagger: I guess you didn't need it, since I came along on my own. Hey... Would you mind giving me some? I've had a hard time sleeping lately.
Zidane: Um, I don't think that's a good idea. You might get addicted. Maybe all you need is some company, eh?
Dagger: Oh, please. Do you think I'm that naive?
- The Stroper. With its head design. And it droops over upon defeat. Of course, Soft will bring it down.
- A young couple in Alexandria has this to say:
Husband: To think this desctruction would happen just before our honeymoon.
Wife: That's because your timing is always bad.
- Giant Eye Of Doom: Cool Ship Invincible has one on the bottom.
- Giant Poofy Sleeves: The Lamias wear huge puffs of feathers on their shoulders.
- Giant Space Flea from Nowhere: Perhaps the most notable example: Necron, the Final Boss. Once you defeat Kuja, the Big Bad, Necron, who has never before been mentioned or even hinted at, shows up.
- There is a sort of Fridge Logic justification for him, though. As hinted at by his speech and name (particularly the Japanese one, the Darkness of Eternity), he represents absolute death/nonexistence in its most pure form. Kuja wants a Class Z apocalypse which could potentially cause a sort of Grandfather Paradox and gets frighteningly close to succeeding. Necron steps in as something of an overzealous antibody for reality. He's existence's lupus.
- Taharka, literally.
- Giant Enemy Crab: The Clipper enemy.
- Giant Spider: Carve Spiders.
- Gimmick Level: Ipsen's Castle, where attacks with your strong weapons will be weak, and attacks with your weak weapons will be powerful.
- Give Me Your Inventory Item: Purpose of the Fairy Battles.
- And then there's the Gimme Cat, an enemy monster that purposely invokes this trope so that you'll fork over a rare accessory in the hopes of a major reward... only for it to mock you for your gullibility and run away. Of course, unlike all of the other Fairy Battles, which have gentler music playing in the background, when the Gimme Cat appears, the normal battle music plays. If this musical cue didn't clue you in, it's your own damn fault. But fortunately, you have the power to reset your console.
- The Glomp: Garnet does this to Zidane in the ending.
- Go Back to the Source: The party's last voyage is into Memoria, an illusory world created by the memory of the planets Gaia and Terra... and then into the Crystal World, where the wellspring of life itself resides.
- A God Am I: Kuja, after he achieves his Trance. The scariest part is while he doesn't say this line exactly, it's functionally true.
- God Save Us from the Queen!: Brahne appears to embody this trope, although you learn later on in the game that she started out as a decent person, whom Kuja corrupted through his manipulation and promises of power.
- Going Through the Motions
- Golden Snitch: or rather the golden-brown Zaghnol in the Hunters' Festival in Lindblum. Averted with the Chocographs in Chocobo Hot & Cold since the points aren't the real objective in that game.
- Gonk: Queen Brahne, who's morbidly obese and blue for no apparent reason (unless she's related to Cuchulainn), making the revelation that she's not really Garnet's mother make TOTAL sense... until you realize that Garnet was adopted *because* she looked like the deceased princess, and nobody in the kingdom ever seems to question her parentage, although there are a few people who are surprised that a beautiful girl like Garnet could come from Brahne.
- Good Is Dumb: Averted during the (sadly) short sequence in which you finally get to control Beatrix, and she's just as ridiculously powerful in your hands as when she curb stomped your whole party. The only change is that her sword skills don't reduce all enemies HP to 1 anymore.
- Her MP is also dramatically lower than it is when you fight her (as you can discover by using Quina's Magic Hammer to attempt to reduce it to stop her using her sword skills... doesn't work).
- Graceful Loser: Necron doesn't really mind his defeat. After all, he is eternal...
- Greed: Queen Brahne's motivation (along with a little push) to wage war on Mist Continent.
- The Grim Reaper: He's back, and this time, he has scale armor.
- Also Kuja, as an "Angel Of Death". It's what he was created for in the first place, after all (along with Zidane and Mikoto).
- Necron, possibly. His Japanese name is the Darkness of Eternity, which would hint at the "force of nature" explanation.
- Grotesque Cute: Quina might have been intended as this, but the honor goes to the oglops (combining the best known features of houseflies and cockroaches) and those gargants. Aww...
- Grotesque Gallery: Meltigemini and hell, Queen Brahne.
- Guest Star Party Member: Beatrix, the members of Tantalus.
- Guide Dang It: Any number of obscure secrets and fiddly requirements for non-obscure ones, along with the rules of the card game. Not only that, but many of these tips weren't even in the official guide — they were restricted to Square's PlayOnline Web site,note with notes in the book to check the site for information that hadn't made it to print. Thus, FFIX is one of the only games whose Guide Dang Its have Guide Dang Its.
- Certain details about the game's battle mechanics are explained only in vague terms, if at all. For example, the "Add Status" support ability, which adds status effects (poison, confusion, etc.) to melee characters' attacks, only works on Zidane if he is equipped with daggers; if he is using a sword, he must instead use the ability "Soul Blade" to achieve the same effect. The game never mentions this fact, leaving you to blunder onto it by chance. In addition, fixed-damage attacks like Dragon's Crest and Thievery provide no clues about how their damage is calculated; if you didn't already know how they worked, you'd have no way of finding out. The in-game help doesn't even tell you what Six Dragons does, inviting you to "see for yourself"!
- This game has one of the highest Guide Dang It counts in the franchise, despite being the one with the most extensive in-game help system.
- One of the most obscure secrets ever is the Nero Family sidequest. You have to progress with the final dungeon a certain amount but not too much, then backtrack to Lindblum to activate a cutscene, and repeat the process nine times. No wonder, really, that it remained unknown for over a decade after the game's release.
- Happy Ending: For the most part.
- Handicapped Badass: Beatrix may count, given that she's obscenely powerful and a master swordsman, despite only having one eye.
- Heads I Win, Tails You Lose: Unusually frequent in this game (Beatrix and Kuja love to pull out an instant-win attack after you think you've beaten them).
- Healing Shiv: The Healer skill enables you to heal others with your normal attack. The right equipment also allows you to heal your party with offensive magic spells. However, Healer is also a Useless Useful Spell, as your "healing attack" still figures in defense values. Thus, when you equip your weak white mage with the Healer skill, she can only heal 30-40 HP (in a game where 9999 is the limit) with each hit because her attack is so weak and your party's defense is so high. The broken Auto-Regen ability provides the same range of healing... automatically, every few seconds.
- It pays to note that Amarant can also learn Healer, which makes it useful if you need to heal in Oeilvert (especially against Ark when you need to get its items).
- Healing Spring: The last appearance of this trope in the series.
- Hellhound: Cerberus.
- Hello, Insert Name Here: Steiner remains the only Final Fantasy character that the player can change the surname for. You also get to change Garnet's nickname rather than her real name, causing some players to call her Garnet 'Garnet' or 'Princess' when it comes time to give her a stealthy nickname.
- It may be too late for a nickname for Amarant, since it's after the fact that he tells you his title is "the flaming Amarant". Oh the possibilities...
- Heroic BSOD: Dagger/Garnet, after the destruction of Alexandria. Also Vivi after finding out the origins of the Black Mages, and Zidane later in the game.
- Averted with Freya. The tragic end to her 5 year search puts her out of commission for all of 5 seconds.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Zidane almost instinctively makes one to save Kuja from being crushed by the Iifa tree.
- Zidane tries to pull one off in the Evil Forest, in order to distract the pursuing plant-spiders and let the rest of the party escape. Blank manages to shove him out of the way just in time.
- Zidane can learn the "Sacrifice" skill, which sacrifices himself to heal his allies' HP and MP to full, sort of like Megalixir for Final Fantasy IX at the cost of his own HP and MP. But nothing you can't fix with Phoenix Down, Curaga, and some Ethers.
- Hidden Depths: Amarant has a lot of these, to the point where his character arc can go entirely unnoticed by a few players.
- High-Altitude Battle: United Alexandrian and Lindblum airship fleet versus Kuja's Silver Dragons in disc four.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Brahne is deep fried by her own summons.
- Horned Humanoid: Eiko and Princess Garnet/Dagger.
- HP to One: Quina's Matra Magic. Also Stock Break and Climhazzard, but only when used on you.
- Humble Goal: Quina joins your party just to travel the world and sample new foods.
- I Got You Covered: During the enormous airship versus dragons battle at the end of the game.
- Identity Amnesia: Sir Fratley.
- Idle Animation: Zidane does some stretching exercises, Garnet fluffs her hair out, and Steiner in particular almost dozes off.
- Important Haircut: Dagger gets one. So important that it's even shown as a FMV scene. Doubles as a Call Back to the end of disc 2.
- Implacable Man: No matter what you do to Quina, regardless of if s/he ends up getting lost in a dungeon, getting left in the middle of a city being blown up by friggin' ODIN, dropped into a river, or whatnot, s/he WILL come back somehow. You can't get rid of him/her or kill him/her off for good, no matter what you do.
- Improbable Weapon User: Black Waltz No. 1 rains icy death upon you with a jingle bell. This may well be a reference to the Final Fantasy V Geomancer job, which uses a bell as its primary weapon and could easily attack with a deadly blizzard in a place like the Ice Cave.
- Indy Hat Roll: In regular (Zidane escaping the Evil Forest) (with an airship).
- Notice who Zidane's barely clinging to as the airship makes it through the gate? That's right, Mr Nice Hat Vivi himself.
- Indy Ploy: Kuja's goal for most of the game is to enslave an eidolon that he can use to destroy Garland and establish his rule over both Terra and Gaia. Interference by Zidane and Garland ruins these plans, but Kuja develops a new plan that involves seizing control of the power contained within the Invincible and using it to make himself... invincible, so to speak.
- Infant Immortality: During the attack on Cleyra, Zidane has to choose which way the refugees flee from the black mage army. Even if you make nothing but wrong choices, the two Burmecian kids survive.
- Subverted however when everyone in Cleyra dies ANYWAY due to Odin's attack.
- Infernal Retaliation: Using fire spells against Soulcage is ill-advised. Use Life instead.
- Informed Flaw: The Knights of Pluto are mocked as being incompetent... and they are in the first part of the game. Later on, though, they come through in a major crisis when Alexandria is destroyed. One of the soldiers poking through the rubble of Alexandria Castle mentions that the Knights ensured that there were very few casualties of the invasion.
- Injured Vulnerability: In order for Quina to successfully eat an enemy, it needs to be under 25% of its maximum HP. If Quina is in Trance mode the target only needs to be below 50% instead.
- Instrument of Murder: Eiko's flute.
- Insufferable Genius: Beatrix before her Heel-Face Turn.
- Insult Misfire: When Zidane taught Dagger how to try and scare off people coming after her, he says to say "Get away from me you scumbags." Later, when Zorn and Thorn have Dagger, she says this but it goes over her attackers heads. They don't understand what a "scumbag" is.
- Insult of Endearment: "Rusty", Zidane's nickname for Steiner.
- Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence: Dali has an annoying example, where you actually need a key to get over it (and that can be easily missed and Lost Forever).
- Interchangeable Antimatter Keys: Actually bells, which not only open doors, but also shatter after doing so.
- Interface Spoiler: Garnet's spell list contains the names of several summons, a few of which are well-known Final Fantasy staples — she just doesn't have the MP to cast them, and won't for some time. It's still a fairly large clue about her origin.
- Interspecies Romance: Zidane and Garnet. Genome and summoner, respectively.
- Intrepid Merchant: Obliquely, Stiltzkin, as every time you encounter him he offers you a trio of items for a set price, and he uses the money to finance his travels.
- Irony: Zidane and Blank dress up like the Knights of Pluto in order to blend in inside the palace so they can kidnap the Princess. Garnet mistakes them for soldiers and so runs away from them, thus starting the whole fiasco that got the Theatre Ship crashed and Blank petrified. The irony here is that if Zidane and Blank hadn't been so careful in their plan (i.e. just knocking the guards out and sneaking in wearing their normal clothes), Garnet would have recognised them and gone with them immediately.
- Also Situational Irony that Tantalus thought up a very complicated plan to kidnap the Princess when she was planning on stowing away on their ship anyway.
- Item Crafting: Synthesis shops.
- It Runs on Nonsensoleum: The Mist. Not only a power source for vehicles, but spawns monsters if left alone. Yeah.
- It's explained that the Mist is actually made from the souls of the dead, and it's implied to pretty much be physical magic so it isn't really that odd to be able to do that. Well, if you can swallow its origin, at least.
- It's All My Fault: Dagger blames herself for the destruction wrought on the Mist Continent, and otherwise feels a very heavy sense of responsibility, beating herself up for not living up to her own standards. Zidane and Eiko manage to cheer her up later on.
- Just Friends: After Zidane and Dagger/Garnet get "married" at Conde Petie, Zidane comments to Eiko "Anything for my lovely wife," and Dagger says that they're actually "just friends." Zidane comments that that's better than nothing. Later, Eiko asks if they're really "just friends" because it seems to her like they're something more. Zidane says that they are more than friends: they're a team.
- Killer Rabbit: The Bandersnatch, which also has More Teeth than the Osmond Family.
- Knight, Knave and Squire: Steiner, Zidane, and Vivi, respectively.
- Lady of War: Beatrix and Freya.
- Large Ham: Kuja.
- Again, Zidane's no slouch in that department either. Must run in the, er, family?
- Last of His Kind: Eiko and Garnet, last of the Summoners.
- Lawful Stupid: Steiner might as well be the poster boy for this trope. He eventually pulls his head out halfway through the third disc.
- In fact, his last line to Zidane notes his deep respect for the thief and thanks him for all he's done for Garnet and the world.
- Lethal Joke Item: One would think it would be insanity to use tents (powerful healing items) on enemies. It turns out that pitching tents hits them with many negative status effects, as well as healing them. Do this at the start of a battle, and it makes the fight much easier.
- Let's Get Dangerous: Steiner and Quina mainly serve as the comic relief, but prove themselves to be valuable allies when they actually get into a fight.
- Let's Split Up, Gang: The characters split up early in the game to fit in with the Arbitrary Headcount Limit.
- Like You Were Dying: Vivi and the other Black Mages, who have very short lifespans. Also Kuja at the end after his defeat when Zidane tries to rescue him.
- Limit Break: Trance. As a plot device, no less. Even better, it lasts a few turns instead of just being a single attack.
- Limited Move Arsenal: The first type, for passive skills.
- Lions and Tigers and Humans... Oh, My!
- Little Miss Badass: Eiko. Yes, she's six years old and adorable, but don't piss her off, or she will summon a giant monster to annihilate you.
- The Load/Scrappy Level: Garnet in disc 3, who cannot reliably execute battle commands for plot reasons.
- Load-Bearing Boss: Evil Forest's boss turns the whole place to stone when defeated. Necron destroys Memoria and the Iifa Tree when he's beaten.
- Look Behind You: Zidane's "What's That!?" ability.
- In the third fight against Steiner, Zidane and co. desperately try to get him to look back, but he stubbornly refuses to fall for such a trick. In this case, he should have listened, since there was a Bomb growing behind him the entire time.
- Lost Forever: The infamous "Excalibur II" sword, which requires the player to run through almost the entire game in less than 12 hours to obtain. It may necessitate leaving behind several other items and time-consuming sidequests that become unavailable on the final disc.
- There is a common rumor that you can still get the sword if you let the clock go past 99:99:59 (thus resetting it) and then go to the location before it reaches 12 hours for the second time. This does in fact work, but it takes significantly longer than a mere 100 hours of playtime — the internal game clock actually goes through several iterations of 100-hour cycles before actually resetting to zero. This takes 2^32 ticks, or over two years. And, though it may seem absurd, several players have succeeded in getting the Excalibur 2 (the normal way) together with all the other missable items and sidequests.
- This is now known to be possible on the PAL version as well, but significantly harder (the game runs at 5/6 the speed on PAL, so in effect you have to get the sword in 10 hours instead of 12).
- The Sword is just the tip of the iceberg. Anyone who wants to do a 100% completion run of this game has their work cut out for them. Some events (lookin' at you, Burman Coffee) require deviating from the story, at a precise (read: small, and totally unmentioned) time to get it, and follow a specific sequence of events to get it even if you do think to wander off. Seriously, this game is DESIGNED to make you want to rip your hair out without a Guide.
- Esto Gaza is a great example of this trope. The town can only be visited on disc three, as it's blocked off after going to Terra. What makes it notable is that the shop there has some of the best and most useful weapons/armour in the game (including the Octagon Rod, which is the only way for Vivi to learn Firaga, Blizzaga, and Thundaga; it also sells other items like the Zorlin Shape that are useful for synthesis once endgame hits)... and nearly all of them are lost on disc 4. Furthermore, going through Esto Gaza is the only way to get to Mount Gulug, so everything in there is also locked off by connection.
- Lost in Translation: The fight against final boss Necron won't make much sense unless you know his original Japanese name.
- The Lost Woods: Evil Forest and Owl Woods.
- Love Letter Lunacy: Eiko enlists Dr. Tot's help to write a love letter to Zidane during her campaign to win him over from Garnet. It's apparently very moving — after Baku loses it, it proves instrumental in getting Steiner and Beatrix together.
- Luck-Based Mission: The battle against Necron; his ability to take several consecutive turns means that whether you win or lose is largely determined by how often he attacks and what kind of status ailments Grand Cross inflicts upon you. The battle against Kuja isn't quite as bad, but he has a habit of countering every attack with the damaging Flare Star in the latter half of the fight, and can decimate your party if you don't pause to heal up.
- The Superboss Ozma is an especially blatant example — its Meteor never misses and usually KO's the whole party instantly. Even if they are saved by Auto-Life, it's possible for Ozma to cast Curse right after it. Good luck.
- Luke, I Am Your Father: Not only is Kuja from the same world as Zidane, they were created by the same person, making them something like brothers. Don't ask where Kuja was hiding his tail in that scanty outfit. It's best not to think about it.
- Macross Missile Massacre: Alexander versus Bahamut, Ark's first attack, Zidane's Grand Lethal Dyne skill, and Matra Magic.
- Made of Iron: Kuja, in the cut-scene where he's blasted by the gigantic fireball of Queen Brahne's Bahamut summon. He gets a Minor Injury Overreaction to boot, though instead of freaking out he praises his attacker - "You even managed to hurt me, a little!" Made all the more hilarious by Kuja's extremely scanty and feminine clothing, consisting mostly of a metal jockstrap.
- And then there's the fight with Kuja at the end of Disk 3, in an aversion of Gameplay and Story Segregation. The first time you damage him, Kuja simply laughs it off, the second time he scoffs at your attacks, and the third time he demands you show him your true power.
- Magic Missile Storm: Alexander's Divine Judgment is depicted in this manner. Kuja's Ultima combines this trope with Death from Above.
- Magikarp Power: Zidane, Freya, and Quina can eventually hit for 9999 damage every time, ignoring all defenses and immunities. However, to power the attacks up to that level, Zidane has to Steal successfully several hundred times, your party has to kill 100 Dragon-type enemies for Freya's attack, and Quina has to catch 99 frogs.
- In a sidequest providing an example, Chocobo Hot and Cold. When you first begin on Disc 1, you can get a few petty treasures, but once you get the Blue Narciss the sub-quest explodes, and with patience to find the Chocographs and track them down, you can get end-game equipment before you head to the Desert Palace, including armor to teach Vivi and Eiko Flare and Holy.
- Mana Burn: The Venom status-ailment decreases your MP gradually along with your HP. And paralyzes you to boot.
- The Man Behind the Man: Kuja to Brahne, and Garland to Kuja... until the beginning of the third disc. And at the end of the disc, too.
- Manipulative Bastard: Kuja plays the entire world against itself in his quest for power. He's so good at it that people think he has the power of mind-control, when he's really just giving them enough rope to hang themselves.
- Man of Wealth and Taste: Kuja highly enjoys art and luxury. We also see that he owns an extremely wealthy estate in Treno.
- His Desert Palace displays his impeccable taste in architecture, as well.
- Matriarchy: Alexandria, a Patriarchy Flip of a monarchy.
- Matrix Raining Code: One of the first hints to Zidane and Kuja's shared origins shows up in various teleporters and during the Dyne abilities.
- Meaningful Name: "Kuja" is the name of the ancient Babylonian god of war, most famous for wanting to murder his brother.
- There's also an arguable shout out to this in the way Kuja's Trance (which gives him god-like power to boot) turns him red, the standard color of war deities in real world mythology.
- Bonus points, kujaku is the Japanese word for peacock. He certainly shares its flamboyance.
- "Alex-ander" is Greek for "defender of man." Guess what the Eidolon called Alexander does.
- The idol Lowell Bridges is apparently named for a whole family of well-known Hollywood actors.
- Meanwhile Scene: Done via the Active Time Event mechanic.
- Metal Detector Puzzle: Chocobo Hot & Cold.
- Mini Dress Of Power: Lani.
- Mini-Game: Tetra Master and Chocobo Hot & Cold
- Mini-Game Credits: You can play a Blackjack mini-game after the credits if you put in a certain code.
- Mirror Match: The Epitaph enemy summons random clones of party members to fight alongside it.
- And if that person is in your party, it somehow causes a paradox which instantly KOs the person it's a clone of.
- Mistaken Message: The reason Beatrix and Steiner fall in love with each other... at least in theory. The passive-aggressive Belligerent Sexual Tension was already thick enough to cut with a knife, this scene just happened to be said knife.
- Moment Killer: Poor Steiner and Beatrix simply don't have a chance when Baku, sneezing loudly, enters the scene...
- Monster Arena: Knights House in Treno.
- Monster Town: Black Mage Village.
- Mood Dissonance: The game's visual style looks very bright and cutesy, but a shocking amount of depressing and violent scenes happen in the game, including war and genocides.
- Mood Whiplash: Things can go very bad VERY fast, before shifting back to a lighthearted tone. More prevalent in the early game, before it settles into a more general sense of Mood Dissonance as described above.
- Mook Maker: Black Mage factory in Dali.
- Mr. Exposition: Dr. Tot, Dagger's former tutor, gives a lot of interesting background on summoning and other parts of Gaia's history along with the truth about Dagger's past.
- Mugged for Disguise: First happens early in Alexandria (see Not My Driver below) and later when Zidane sneaks onto the restricted elevator in Lindblum, all in disc 1.
- Multi-Armed and Dangerous: Fire Shrine guardian Maliris, definitely; Alleyway Jack, not so much.
- Multiple Endings: Having certain items in your inventory alters the ending very slightly.
- Mundane Utility: Vivi successfully uses his fire spells to cook food a few times, and he can melt giant icicles blocking treasure chests.
- My Species Doth Protest Too Much: Vivi's adopted grandfather Quan becomes disenchanted with the traditional Qu way of life and decides to seek new methods of eating and tasting instead of simply gobbling up everything in sight. His fellow Qus are disgusted by this act and disown him, although Quina comes around later on.
- Mythology Gag: One of the game's reasons for existing.
- Zidane and Kuja, technically brothers, came from a different world, and were being manipulated by someone there to destroy all life on this world. Sound familiar?
- The Nameless: Subverted for Vivi in the beginning. You actually control him, walk around Alexandria freely, while his name is literally unrevealed until some time later. Even if you open the menu, his name is really written as "??????????????". This also happens to Zidane, but with much more brief time. No other protagonists experience this. While Amarant is briefly called as "Red-Haired Man", he is yet to join the party so you can't see his name in the menu at the time.
- This might be foreshadowing Vivi and Zidane's true nature. Specifically, their lack of identity, if you get what it means.
- Near Villain Victory: Kuja almost succeeds in destroying the universe. Thanks to Zidane and co., this is averted. He only totals one world.
- Nice Hat: As Always, the Black Mage's pointy hats are awesome, but Freya's and Sir Fratley's hats are also nice.
- Steiner's conquistador-like helmet.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: First our heroes open the path to Terra (just what Kuja wanted) and later they defeat Garland, allowing Kuja to reach ultimate power. Nice job guys.
- The Nicknamer: Kuja tends to refer to Garnet as a "canary" and Queen Brahne as an... "elephant-lady."
- No Kill Like Overkill: Ark. How does the party even survive that?
- Non-Human Undead: A zombie whale.
- Non-Mammalian Hair: Regent Cid keeps his mustache when transformed into an oglop◊ and a frog◊.
- Noob Cave: Evil Forest.
- Noodle Incident: Steiner's ATE in Dali Village ends by cutting back to Zidane in the middle of recounting a past exploit to Garnet, much like Jack Sparrow's 'chief' story.
- Not My Driver: Variation. Steiner's first assignment is to find all eight of the Knights of Pluto — he comes across a ninth. It's Blank, who waits 'till Steiner finds Garnet to reveal himself.
- On disc 3, when Kuja's Bahamut fails against Alexander, he summons the Invincible to summonjack it instead... before realising that Garland is at the helm.
- Not So Different: Vivi compares his fellow black mages first to the toys he sees little kids playing with, and later to the Genomes. Like the toys, the black mages and the Genomes are both created to be the puppets of others, without any will of their own.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: Zorn and Thorn, the annoying jesters, turn out to combine into a relatively tough (and downright scary) boss.
- Offing the Offspring: Brahne attempts to do this to Garnet once all her Eidolons have been extracted and she's of no further use to her.
- Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Towards the end of Disc 3, the gang splits up to take on the Four Fiends, sending two people to each shrine all at the same time. Despite being teased by showing some of the team members face-to-face with the fiends, the player only gets to witness and play the battle at the Earth Shrine. The other three fights happen completely offscreen. Making things worse, the shrines themselves only appear in cutscenes and aren't even true dungeons. Seemingly to make up for it, you do get to actually fight all four fiends in Memoria.
- Oh, Crap: Black Waltz No. 3 when he realizes that he has set his airship on fire.
- Also, Hades has this reaction before the battle begins if you've already beaten Ozma. Nothing quite as gratifying as seeing one of the most difficult bosses in the game essentially wet himself over the prospect of fighting you.
- Hey, at least he's genre savvy enough to realize that beating the Superboss means you're the real deal.
- Don't forget both Zidane and Steiner in an early FMV after they watch Garnet jump off a ledge while fleeing the castle.
- Omnicidal Maniac/Straw Nihilist/Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: Kuja, after finding out he has a sharply limited lifespan.
- Particularly noteworthy because it is a well-justified example. Since Kuja is shown to be particularly vain, and is revealed to have a very limited lifespan, as mentioned above, he decides the world has no right to exist without him - and has the frightening ability to pull it off.
- One-Hit Kill: Along with the Death spell, some weapons have an Instant Death ability.
- Also, anyone affected by the Freeze status ailment is instantly killed if any physical attack connects against them.
- Heat status is reminiscent of Edgar's Air Anchor and acts as a sort of inverted Freeze — if the afflicted takes any action, they will be KO'd immediately afterward.
- One Time Dungeon: You only get one chance to visit Evil Forest, Ice Cavern, Cleyra, Fossil Roo, and the entirety of Terra (which includes Bran Bal and Pandaemonium).
- Opening the Sandbox: When you receive the Hilda Garde 3 airship, but some sidequests can only be completed after getting the Invincible airship.
- Opera Gloves: Garnet's princess dress.
- Our Dwarves Are All the Same: Though this time they're green.
- They also are diffrent from the standart sort of dwarves, and those in other Final Fantasy games, in that they live on the suffrace, and worship trees and the sun.
- Our Founder: Lindblum is dotted with monuments to Cid and all his predecessors.
- Out of Focus: Most of the characters in comparison to Zidane, Garnet, and Vivi, although almost everyone gets their day in the limelight at some point.
- Pretty much everyone in comparison to Garnet. Sure, the rest of the group gets some notice at one point or another, but Garnet's issues take up the whole of just about every disk. Furthermore, the majority of the cutscenes are centered on/about/around her.
- Outside-Context Villain: The Terrans.
- Overheating: Actually one the game's status ailments: if a character afflicted by it does anything, s/he dies instantly.
- Overly Long Fighting Animation: Ark, when summoned, takes two minutes to finish. Regen status continues to heal your party even when the ATB is stopped, making such long attacks a nice potential opportunity to let it heal up your party.
- Packed Hero: Zidane, Garnet, and Vivi fall into the black mage packing machine and get boxed up.
- Palette Swap: Fairy Battles, Vepals, Wraiths, and the crystallized four fiends in Memoria.
- Parental Substitute: Vivi is adopted by the Qu known as Quan, who becomes a surrogate grandfather to him and teaches the little black mage about the world.
- Party in My Pocket: The whole party can be seen only when something plot-centric happens.
- Patrick Stewart Speech: No less than three examples, with the party giving one each to Garland, Kuja, and Necron. At least it's lampshaded somewhat in the instance with Garland, who summons one of his mooks and tells the party to "lecture me again when you are on the verge of death."
- Peninsula of Power Leveling: The Popos Heights is a mountain cliff area that can be accessed from Gizamaluke's Grotto, relatively early in the game. However, the mighty Grand Dragons reside there, and are way too powerful for the party to last two minutes against it at that point in the game. However, it is possible to defeat it relatively easily with Quina's Limit Glove, which inflicts 9999 damage if Quina's HP is 1. So just KO Quina yourself (Or let him/her be K Oed), then revive him/her until s/he only has one HP left, then go to the Popos Heights, save your game, and let 'er rip !
- An alternative way, which can be done much later but is much easier, is to use Level 5 Death. Since the Grand Dragons are level 60, they'll die instantly, and you can earn their experience points without breaking a sweat. However, as mentioned earlier, this is only doable much later in the game, so you might wanna save this method to make any underleveled characters catch up with the rest of the party.
- Perpetual Frowner: Steiner and Amarant, but ESPECIALLY Steiner.
- Petal Power: Freya's Cherry Blossom attack.
- Petting Zoo People; In addition to the Burmecians, who look like rats, there's a number of other miscellaneous characters, like "Hippo Lady" and her son "Hippaul". A few of the members of Tantalus look like certain unorganized humanoids.
- Phlebotinum Muncher: Black mages and many other monsters.
- Pimped-Out Dress: Garnet's royal dress. Also, Lani's outfit has a fur-trimmed miniskirt.
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Tantalus have a reputation as a band of prolific thieves and con artists, yet they are never depicted doing much of this; Zidane talks about past heists, an ATE shows him in the aftermath of robbing the Treno Auction House, and Marcus fully intends to rob a synthesis shop to get his hands on the Supersoft, but that's all. Admittedly, this is largely because Tantalus are a bit preoccupied for much of their time in the game: in the first disc, they're busy trying to find their way out of Evil Forest and back to civilization; in the second disc, they're trying to save Blank and regroup; and in the third, they're busy rebuilding their hideout. For good measure, Regent Cid even uses Tantalus as a contracted mercenaries - or even special forces operatives, given that it's never specifically mentioned that Cid paid Baku for abducting Garnet.
- Plot Coupon That Does Something: Two of the major driving plot points are Kuja trying to get a hold of explicit battle commands (First the Eidolons, then the Trance).
- Pop Quiz: Ragtime Mouse Fairy Battles.
- The Power of Friendship: Zidane and Vivi and Zidane and Amarant in particular, and it saves Zidane from a very uncharacteristic Wangst-fest Heroic BSOD after his Tomato in the Mirror and ensuing Mind Crush moment late in the game.
- Also played with in the latter scene. Zidane, being the plucky hero, gives moral support to his friends and has the personal motto of "You don't need a reason to help people". Then he finds out that Kuja, the one who has been sadistically responsible for ruining his friends' lives in one way or another, is his older brother and he was created to replace him. If Kuja hadn't ditched him on Gaia as a child, it'd be Zidane doing all those horrible things to his friends and he'd probably be just as smug about it. Ouch.
- Power-Up Full Color Change: The Trance ability. Zidane's skin (or fur) changes to pink. Vivi's clothes change to white. Steiner's armor gets green details. Freya's clothes change to purple. Quina's skin color changes to black. Eiko gets white clothes and yellow hair. Scarlet Head Amarant becomes Purple Head Amarant. Garnet gets pink skin and yellow hair and clothes.
- Pink Means Feminine: The Lamias have pink scales, pink hair, and wear pink feathers.
- Press X to Not Die: In one Active Time Event, you can evade Alleyway Jack's theft attempt by pressing X at the right time. Trap doors in Ipsen's Castle can also be averted this way.
- Puni Plush: IX is to this what VIII is to Bishōnen.
- Put on a Bus: Again, the Arbitrary Head Count Limit briefly removes several player characters from the storyline to make room for the party members who still need to join.
- Pyrrhic Victory: Beatrix suffers from this after her third victory against Zidane and friends when she is revealed about Garnet's condition and the Queen's secret vendetta against her, which leads to her Heel Realization and Heel-Face Turn.
- Quote-to-Quote Combat: The end of disc 2 gives us the following exchange:
Amarant: "'He who hesitates is lost.' You should remember that."
Zidane: "Yeah? Well, I prefer 'my way or the highway.'"
- Rain of Lances: Freya's Jump when used in trance.
- Randomized Damage Attack: Quina's normal attack does random damage which is either pathetic or higher than any other physical attacker. This makes him/her a capable (if unreliable) Fighter-type character, but his/her specialty is Blue Magic anyway.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Zidane actually gets a couple of these when in Terra.
- Rebellious Princess: Dagger. And there's also rebellious prince Puck of Burmecia.
- Recurring Traveller: Stiltzkin.
- Redshirt Army: The Cleyran and Burmecian troops.
- Relationship Reset Button: Freya and Fratley.
- Rerouted From Heaven: The Evil Plan of Garland is to reroute the souls of the entire population of Gaea through an artificial tree which will "cleanse" them (purge them of identity) and then reroute them to his planet, Terra, so that the long-dead Terrans that created him will be reborn.
- Revisiting the Roots: VI was a steampunk world that coined the term Magitek, VII and VIII shifted to a modern-esque setting with electricity spaceships and cities. IX then brought things back to a medieval setting of castles, airships, and villages. As well, while VII and VIII had a three-character party system where they were as unique in battle (or not) as the player customized them to be, IX went back to the style of four party members with pre-set skills as earlier games had done.
- Revive Kills Zombie:
- Restorative spells and items deal damage to the undead, including one boss, Soulcage.
- A variation exists where a Soft Potion (or Spell) can be used to kill Stone class monsters (like Epitaph or Stroper). They become too soft to live.
- Rhymes on a Dime: Zorn and Thorn often do this.
- Rings of Death: Amarant's standard Throw-weapons.
- Royals Who Actually Do Something
- Princess Garnet. Aside from the obligatory adventuring, Garnet makes reference to the political and economical aspects of ruling a country, especially after she becomes the Queen.
- Queen Brahne is no slouch either; she is personally present at every siege and attack, and is the one to use Garnet's summon magic to put and end to each and every one.
- Regent Cid also accompanies the party from the start of Disc 3, at one point saving them from Kuja in Desert Palace, and even before that was the world's best engineer, only man able to build airships that don't run on Mist.
- Rule of Symbolism: Necron serves more of a symbolic meaning than an actual in-story role.
- Sad Battle Music: Beatrix's fight theme.
- Sand Is Water: Cleyra.
- Sand Worm: Land Worm.
- Save Point: Moogles and later colorful orbs in Memoria.
- Save The World Climax: The game starts with a performance troupe putting on a play as a distraction while they kidnap the princess from her domineering mother of a queen. One thing leads to another and soon a weapons merchant is threatening the destruction of not one, but TWO different worlds. And then the personification of Death shows up to determine whether the universe itself is worthy of existence.
- Scary Dogmatic Aliens: The people of Terra are willing to essentially commit genocide on the people of Gaia so that their own world can live longer. Mikoto implies that this isn't even the first time the Terrans have done it.
- Scenery Porn: The game's breathtaking intro. Also many of the locations, such as the party's first visit to Lindblum and Terra.
- Scenery Gorn: Any location that ends up being laid to waste.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Some of your more intelligent enemies (and one subterranean serpent) will choose to flee the battle before they're killed off. This gets played for laughs initially.
- Secret Shop: It's actually a synthesis shop, and it's hidden behind a rock, in the last level, and requires you to fight the owner.
- Sequel Difficulty Drop: Not a bad thing in this case — the mechanics of the game are a little more straightforward compared to the more recent Final Fantasy titles, and the game itself also has a very friendly difficulty curve outside of a couple candidates for That One Boss on the first and second disc. This actually probably makes it a very good game for newcomers — perhaps a better introductory game than Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, which was intended as one.
- Sexy Discretion Shot: After Hilda restores her husband Cid to his (rather dashing) human form, he apologizes profusely for having been a cheating no-good and takes her in his arms. Cue Fade to Black and the "nighttime" musical sting.
- Sherlock Scan: Eiko thinks she's a master at this, and it does work out (on Dr. Tot), but fails on Quina (who she deduced to be KUJA.)
- Shout-Out: There are references to all eight previous installments in the series, although some are difficult to find. Here's a link that will save up the walls of text.
- The Festival of the Hunt in Lindblum draws many parallels to the Running of the Bulls. Some of the locals' attitude towards it even suggests some Testosterone Poisoning has taken place.
- Lady Hilda breaking the spell and returning her frog husband to his true form with a kiss... What does that remind you of?
- To Shakespeare: Not only is 'I Want to Be Your Canary' an obvious parallel to Romeo and Juliet, but the play is credited to a Lord Avon — as in Stratford-on-Avon, Shakespeare's birthplace. Also, one of the minor characters in the game is named Puck. Additionally, in the original Japanese, the king, played by Baku, was named King Lear.
- This little gem courtesy of Zidane: "No cloud, no squall shall hinder us." Could also double as a Stealth Pun.
- "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!", a reference to the slogan for Coco-Puffs.
- Steiner: "Bah! Only a flesh wound!"
- "A veritable emergency of terrible urgency!" Also counts as Waxing Lyrical.
- Zidane is an alien who was sent to the planet in order to wreak havoc, but lost his memory of his origin and ended up turning out to be a pretty nice guy. He then meets his more-or-less brother, who is also an alien and who is decidedly more willing to slaughter everyone on the planet. Oh, and Zidane has a monkey-like tail. Now where have I heard this story before?
- The sandstorm ritual in Cleyra is basically Riverdance. Sir Fratley's name is a reference to/mistranslation of Michael Flatley, a famous step dancer who is known for performing in Riverdance.
- Before the encounter with Final Boss Necron, it says "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." - Yoda's famous line from The Phantom Menace. Additionally, Kuja uses the line "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen," which was Emperor Palpatine's line in Return of the Jedi.
- When you talk to one of the NPCs in Lindblum, he remarks "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!", which is a reference to Leonard "Bones" McCoy's catchphrase from Star Trek (although Bones never actually said "Dammit, Jim" in the show, just "I'm a doctor, not a _____.")
- There is one for Resident Evil 2, in Lindblum examining a fountain, Zidane says "It looks like something fits in here" otherwise is completely useless. In Resident Evil 2, there is a fountain that says pretty much the same thing, in which you need to insert a medal to access a new area.
- In the French version, the Bonus Boss Tantarian is named "Lovecraft", referring to the famous author.
- Shown Their Work: When it comes to the culinary, Quina knows his/her shit.
- Single-Stroke Battle: The Odin summon and Steiner's Iai Strike.
- Slap-on-the-Wrist Nuke: The second-to-last boss ends the battle with an Ultima spell... the same spell you barely survived the last time it was used.
- Slippy-Slidey Ice World: Forgotten Continent.
- Sneeze of Doom: Yan's Snort ability.
- Sniff Sniff Nom: Steiner's consumed something that he initially found disgusting on two occasions — they both paid off.
- Solemn Ending Theme: Melodies of Life".
- Speech Bubbles: Every character has them throughout the game, even with the scrolling text in them.
- Spell My Name with an "S": This game has it in spades. Pick a name, any name. Non-primary characters, equipment, monsters, locations, anything; odds are pretty good that it's been badly maimed.
- The worst offender is probably the Iifa Tree. That's an I, not an L.
- Zidane's name (originally romanized as Jitan) is supposed to be Gitan, French for gypsy. Since "ji" is used in Japanese to approximate the "zi" sound, the translators got it wrong.
- A lot of Shout Outs to other Final Fantasy games were messed up due to incorrect romanisation; for instance, Mount Gulug, which was supposed to refer to Mount Gurgu (written "Gurugu" in Japanese) from Final Fantasy I, and the summon Madeen (written "Madin" in Japanese), supposed to be a reference to Maduin, an Esper from Final Fantasy VI. Madeen's attack, Terra Homing (Terahōmingu), was supposed to be Terraforming. The Fire Guardian Marilith is rendered as Maliris.
- The names original to the game don't really fare much better: Quina's Limit Glove obviously involves a large sphere so it should be called Limit Globe, and the boss of Desert Palace is a hovering magical slab of stone with increased stats if the bloodstones scattered around the dungeon empowering it aren't removed: which name makes more sense, Valia Pira or Barrier Pillar?
- Averted in the Spanish translation, almost every name is well translated (Zidane: Yitán (the same pronunciation as Jitan). Even Necron's name had a better translation ("Tiniebla Eterna", which means "Eternal Darkness", and the real name of Necron was Darkness of Eternity).
- The Spanish translation comes with its own, different problem: while the translations of things from the game itself are well-done, what's totally lost are the allusions to earlier games, since it was only the second game translated in-house and third game translated overall, so they had no series mythology to reference to. The worst offender in this case is "Doga's artifact", which is translated as the equivalent of "Vase of Gauss". Furthermore, the only game they could really reference was VIII, so the rendering of the "Ultima" magic as "Artema" was kept, and from there to the entire franchise (and Kingdom Hearts). The thing is that that translation ultimately comes from the decision to render Ultimecia's name as Artemisa, so yes, a (good) decision about the romanization of the Big Bad of one game in the franchise has as a result the mangling of one major franchise-wide element... especially bizarre since, being a Romance language, "Ultima" in Spanish makes a lot of sense.
- Sphere of Power
- Sprite/Polygon Mix
- Squishy Wizard: Heavily averted, magicians actually have some of the best defense in the game.
- The Starscream: Kuja's original ultimate goal is to destroy Garland with an eidolon and enslave both Gaia and Terra, turning both worlds into his own eternal kingdom. This later changes when Garland reveals that Kuja's lifespan is ultimately limited, which provokes a massive Freak Out on Kuja's part, and he decides to go from conquering the world to destroying it.
- Stealth Pun: The location with the tolling bell in Memoria is called "Familiar Memory."
- The Cleyran sandstorm ritual turns out to be a Riverdance — would that make them river rats?
- Probably unintentional, but one of Zidane's weapons is named Sargatanas, which could be read as saru katana (Japanese for 'monkey' and 'sword').
- The Knights of Pluto consisting of nine members.
- Strange Minds Think Alike: Variation. When the party first meets Eiko, she flees but they find her hanging on a root. The first thing she screams out is that she "tastes awful", and Zidane assumes that Quina was also thinking of eating her — and he's right.
- Stripperiffic: Kuja, a male example. Just like all Terran males that aren't Zidane. Oddly enough, the females actually dress fairly modestly in this game, except for Beatrix's Amazon Brigade and Garnet/Dagger's Trance costume.
- Stupid Sexy Flanders: Hell, the trope might as well be called "Stupid Sexy Kuja" for the number of fans whose reactions run in that direction. (If they accepted that he was male at all, anyway.)
- Suicidal Cosmic Temper Tantrum: Kuja. See above.
- Suicidal Pacifism: The citizens living in the tree display this when Queen Brahne's forces attacks them; they refuse to fight simply because they forgot how to fight after living in peace for so long. The citizens try to reason with the soldiers, but most people know how well that turns out.
- Suicide Attack: The Zombies at the Iifa tree can MELT all over you.
- Summon Magic: As in VIII, it's a major plot point, albeit a completely different one.
- Super Prototype: Vivi.
- Super Soldier: Zidane and Kuja are this, but not because they were built to be different or stronger than the other Genomes, but simply because they have souls.
- Supporting Leader: Cid and Beatrix play this role on Disk 4, leading the airship fleet in the Battle of the Iifa Tree against the thousands of Silver Dragons.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: When asked about Vivi's grandfather Quan, Quale replies "I not know that bigot!" And then, when Vivi questions why Quale looks so similar to Quan, Quale lets slip that they are from the same tribe... and still continues to deny any knowledge of him.
- Quina accidentally brings this on his/herself during the "Quina Can't Communicate" ATE. Overhearing talk of a food thief (and having been previously accused of being said thief), s/he says "I-I not the thief". Of course this leads the people to doubt her sincerity.
- Talking Is a Free Action: Zidane's plot-centric trance during the first miniboss in Evil Forest.
- Team Spirit: This is a bit of a theme of the game. Zidane says that he and Dagger are more than Just Friends, they're a team, and later he and Amarant have a discussion about what being part of a team means. One of the game's Active Time Events is even called "Team."
- Tech Points: AP is used to learn skills and abilities.
- Technicolor Death
- Teleport Spam: Black Waltz No. 2 when it approaches the party.
- Terminally Dependent Society
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: Female Moogles are pinkish and wear pink halter tops. Except for Eiko's personal Moogle.
- Theme Naming: The Queen in Treno may go by Stella as well, but there's also a Bishop (who owns the synthesis shop and the tower Dr Tot lives in), a Knight (who owns the weapons shop and the creatures in the basement), and a King (who's really the main villain, Kuja).
- The first and last women in Zidane's life are named Ruby and Garnet.
- Throw-Away Country: Burmecia and Cleyra.
- Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Not just swords, but also staffs, rackets, flutes, and forks! Freya also throws her spear during her Jump attack.
- Timed Mission: Chocobo's Hot & Cold.
- Plot-related examples are the return to Alexandria from Cleyra, and Cid's role in the Desert Palace.
- Tome of Eldritch Lore: Presumably the book that contains Tantarian.
- Tomato Surprise: Zidane is actually Garland's "Angel of Death" originally sent to destroy Gaia.
- Too Awesome to Use: Elixirs and Dark Matter.
- Took a Level in Badass: When Eiko's personal Moogle becomes the whole-planets-squeezing Madeen.
- Town with a Dark Secret: The village of Dali, which has a Black Mage factory underground.
- Trademark Favorite Food:
- Moogles are kupo for Kupo Nuts.
- All Qu love frogs.
- Steiner acquires quite a taste for gysahl pickles.
- Transforming Mecha: Ark when summoned.
- Trap Door: These start to appear in Ipsen's Castle.
- True Love's Kiss: Hilda gives one to Cid when she releases him from her spell.
- A Twinkle in the Sky: Fenrir's default attack has this effect.
- Ultimate Blacksmith: Hades.
- Underground Level: Fossil Roo, Gargan Roo, and Mt. Gulug.
- Underground Monkey: This game averts this wonderfully, as each enemy is unique and there aren't any Palette Swap foes, with the exception of the vepal, who appears in blue and red.
- Underrated And Overleveled: Eiko. Her heritage as a member of the summoner tribe of Madain Sari explains her power to use eidolons. The fact that she's capable of powerful healing magic and has a level comparable to the rest of your characters, who by this point have fought their way through some of the strongest foes an entire continent could offer, when she's only six years old, is another matter entirely.
- Unexpected Gameplay Change: You play as Cid in a Red Light Green Light type minigame at one point.
- The Unfought: Queen Brahne, set up to be the Disc Two Final Boss, is never fought.
- YMMV on this one, as there's never even the slightest indication before, during, or after that point that she's capable in combat. Contrast to Beatrix, whose battle prowess is mentioned every time her name comes up until the Heel-Face Turn.
- Unknown Rival: Eiko calls herself Garnet's rival to Garnet's face at one point. Garnet's reaction is basically "Huh?"
- Upgrade Artifact: All the equipment in the game.
- Verbal Tic: After Cid is transformed back to a human, he still tends to make frog and oglop sounds.
- Of course, there's the moogles too, kupo. (Except for Eiko's personal moogle, the only one with Pokémon Speak. At first, anyway. Stiltzkin is also an exception to this, as he says "kupo" little to never.)
- The Very Definitely Final Dungeon: Memoria.
- Victory Pose: Gameplay and Story Integration adds an interesting layer, as characters will refuse to perform their victory poses after a battle if they're feeling depressed or worried due to their current role in the plot. Vivi, Garnet, and Amarant are the most prominent examples.
- Amarant won't do his for ages. Not until he starts to accept the others.
- Video Game Stealing:
- Taken to ridiculous extremes for boss characters. Most bosses can have up to four items to be stolen and the more rare items are harder to steal. If you plan to get powerful equipment early or are aiming for 100% Completion, be prepared to spend a long time trying to steal everything from enemies.
- Villain Ball: Subverted with General Beatrix. She wrecks your party in a boss fight and leaves you for dead without finishing the job. You meet her later, a bit stronger then you were before, and she still stomps you effortlessly. The party fights here three times over the course of the game, they never win.
- Villainous Breakdown: Black Waltz 3 and Kuja.
- Villainous Harlequin: Zorn and Thorn.
- Villain's Dying Grace: Kuja refuses to let Zidane go down with him during the latter's attempts to save him.
- Villains Out Shopping: Literally, after Lindblum is invaded by Alexandria — pay attention to what the female soldiers say.
- The Voiceless: Garnet after her Heroic BSOD.
- Wacky Wayside Tribe: The dwarves. They live on Chokepoint Geography, provide a lead to the Black Mage village, and conduct weddings for your characters. And that's it.
- Wake-Up Call Boss: Master Gizamaluke.
- Walking Disaster Area: Summed up well by The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Clichés:
Zidane's Curse (or, Dirty Pair Rule): An unlucky condition in which every major city in the game will coincidentally wind up being destroyed just after the hero arrives.
- Watching Troy Burn: Actually, you get to watch pretty much every city you come to burn.
- Wave Motion Gun: Ark's second attack and the eye of the Invincible.
- What Happened to the Mouse?:
- About the time Cleyra gets demolished, pretty much the entire sidestory involving Freya, Fratley, and their entire species gets dropped (apart from a couple who show up in Lindblum during Disc 3 if you saved them earlier in the game and an ATE showing the reconstruction of Burmecia, which Freya states that she'll help with after defeating Kuja). Bonus points for them being a literal rodent race.
- Also happens halfway through the game when you lose half of your party (Freya included). They rejoin you without ever mentioning what they'd been up to.
- What Is This Feeling?: Two of the sentient Black Mages experience this with a Chocobo egg that they find and incubate within the village. When a healthy young Chocobo eventually hatches from the egg, its dedicated caretakers are of course excited about the new arrival. Unfortunately, they can't quite understand why liquid should be coming from their eyes — unaware that they are experiencing joy for the first time.
- What Measure Is a Non-Cute?: When looking for Dagger, Zidane asks a moggle if he had seen a "cute" girl. The moggle says he hadn't, but did see an "ugly" girl pass by not to long ago. A short time later, it was revealed to be Dagger after all.
- Weaponized Landmark: Alexandrian Castle.
- We'll See About That: This is Zidane's response when the Earth Guardian tells him that it's futile for the split group to try conquering all four of the elemental shrines at once.
- What Is Evil?: Along with mortality, one of the main themes of the story.
- Is Queen Brahne "evil" or simply misguided?
- Are Zidane and Tantalus "evil" simply for being thieves, or are they heroic rebels?
- Is Beatrix "evil" for helping Brahne commit the worst of her atrocities, or is she just a loyal subject attempting to serve her queen in the only way she knows how?
- Is Kuja evil? He considers himself a Card-Carrying Villain, and delights in mischief, deceit, and death, as well as possessing an It's All About Me attitude that borders on sociopathy. However, he is so polite that a long-time captive actually vouches for him, he has a very understandable Freudian Excuse, he winds up switching his views right before his death, and in the end, Mikoto acknowledges that while what he did was far from right, it still demonstrated that the Genomes could be more than their intended purpose.
- Is Garland evil? Not only is he responsible for Kuja's Freudian Excuse, he also gave Kuja the job of bringing war to Gaia in the first place, comitted genocide on the summoners for posing a threat to his plans, countered Kuja's attempt at claiming Alexander by carpet-bombing Alexandria (killing hundreds, if not thousands of people in the process), and his ultimate plan involves the assimilation of Gaia and the death of its people. However, this is all in the cause of allowing the Terrans to be reborn; literally everything Garland does is to accomplish this goal - to the point that Zidane notices that he doesn't seem to have any other goal or aspirations in life. (In fact, Garland explicitly states that this was the reason why he was created.) Finally, following his defeat, he helps Zidane stop Kuja from destroying the Crystal, ultimately saving Gaia in the process.
- Wham Episode: The entire portion spanning Gizamaluke's Grotto to the end of the current disc. This marks the first time the effects of the war are shown in detail, with the Burmecians being slaughtered by the Black Mage assault. The final scene in the disc is also the first glimpse you get of the true antagonist, and it ends with the party nearly getting killed by Beatrix. It really shows you exactly what kind of game you're going to be in for, despite everything beforehand.
- To compare, before all of this, the game has an overall light-hearted tone (especially given the art style), with a definite nostalgic overlay. Aside from the occasional glimpse here and there, it appears to be fairly standard fantasy JRPG fare. Then it takes a sharp left to Darker and Edgier.
- What Measure Is a Mook?: Deconstructed with the Black Mages. Ironically, Black Waltz No. 3 holds this attitude towards them. When Vivi and Steiner angrily confront him for callously slaughtering a group of Black Mages trying to protect Vivi, he brushes it off, claiming many more will be produced anyway.
- When Trees Attack: Soulcage (evil zombie tree) and Stroper.
- White Hair, Black Heart: Kuja. He even has a matching silver dragon.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Steiner is terrified by oglops, which are squishy but otherwise harmless insects.
- Wolverine Claws: Amarant uses them.
- Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: Kuja wasn't that bad.... all he did was destroy an entire planet and horribly manipulate everyone.... OK, maybe he was that bad, but you still have to feel sorry for him in the end.
- World Tree: The Iifa Tree, whose roots spread worldwide and can be seen protruding in all the continents.
- World-Wrecking Wave: The Mist.
- Wretched Hive: Treno's slums.
- You All Look Familiar: Justified in the case of Black Mages and the Genomes; they are manufactured.
- Burmecians and Cleyrans all seem to be in uniforms of some kind — but human civilians have no such excuse (or Morrid really has two other triplets in Lindblum).
- You Are Not Alone: Trope Namer.
- You Are Number Six: All of the Black Mages. Played for laughs with the actor Lowell's fanclub.
- Interestingly, Vivi's name could be represented as the roman numerals "VI VI", which would translate as "6 6", qualifying him for this trope as well.
- You Are Too Late: Zorn and Thorn to Zidane when he busts into the Alexandria dungeon to save Garnet, even if you beat the 30-minute deadline.
- Your Cheating Heart: Regent Cid learned the hard way that you shouldn't cheat on your wife.
- Your Mind Makes It Real: Master Quen discovered that if you imagine it hard enough, you can eat all the food in the world.
- But, because he didn't eat real food after that, he ended up dead (and apparently in Qu nirvana).
- You Shall Not Pass: Freya, Steiner, and Beatrix pull one of these when covering Dagger's escape from Alexandria. Though it's initially unclear whether or not they survived, the party soon learns that they lived.
- You Will Be Assimilated: Essentially the villain's main plan, except between planets and using The Lifestream.
- You Would Do the Same for Me: When Zidane goes back to save Kuja, he asks Kuja "Wouldn't you do the same for me if you knew I was dying?"
- Zettai Ryouiki: Female Red Mages actually are Grade A.
C'mon, Princess. Let's ditch Sir Rustalot and get outta here!