Another hack of Pokemon Ruby, released by the author as a patch file intended to be played by VisualBoyAdvance users who already owned the Ruby cartridge and dumped its ROM image.The game has a great number of spelling and grammatical errors, which mostly result from the hack being translated from Spanish, although the grammar improves throughout the game. The game also contains profanity and adult themes, which are absent from all official Pokemon games. Pokemon Quartz replaced all names and graphics of traditional Pokemon with new characters and creatures, although some of the changes were only cosmetic and did not change learnsets or types. The game takes place in a region known as "Corna", a heavily edited version of Hoenn, and requires the player to navigate a very different series of paths during gameplay.While the best-known bootleg cartridge as played on the actual GBA contains serious glitches and errors, the current patch file release works well with VBA when the patch is applied to a clean image of an authentic Ruby cartridge.This hack was brought out of obscurity mainly by the hilarious Let's Play by Zorak, done in a style similar to (and assisted by) Chorocojo, the other famous Pokemon LPer. The archived version can (and should) be read here. Quartz is now rather infamous and has a cult following because it may be considered The Room of ROM hacks. Just when you think it can't get any stranger... it does.A sequel was in development called Pokemon Marble, but it hasn't been updated since 2008. In 2010 he released the most recent build of the hack before he quit in the thread for an LP of Quartz.
This game provides examples of:
Adults Are Useless: They pretty much handed all the responsibility of calming the chaos gods to the teenage protagonist, one of the even mocking the player character for being a fool despite not given a choice in the first place.
All of the "Exorcist"-class trainers have names of Chinese or Korean origin, like Sung or Lao. Then you enter the desert and come across "Exorcist Don Jose".
It's the other way around among Baro's friends. They all have Spanish names, except for "Kyoufu Kawa", the Lord of Corna Castle.
Always Someone Better: No matter how hellishly difficult the gym leaders are, no matter how weak his blind psychic mouse is, Ramon will always defeat them before the player, until the player reaches the Victory Road at least.
Artificial Stupidity: One of the Ambar admins used Max Revive while none of his Pokemon fainted yet.
Band Ambar's plan to power up Electric Pokemon by inflating the sun, one of the methods includes using a broken ghost scope. This is even more ridiculous than Team Magma trying to increase landmass by stuffing a volcano with rocket fuel at the center of a region.
Plug-Oinks cannot generate energy by jacking their plug tails into their nostrils. They need external energy for that.
Let's not forget the X-treme snowboarders who can perpetually ski on flat ground and can turn perfect 90 degrees.
Badass: Foxy from Zorak's LP, and therefore to some extent Zorak himself, taking the Elite Four down wile being twenty levels lower.
Author Avatar: And it's bizarre even by the standards of this Trope.
Basement-Dweller: Or as Yuoaman put it, children in Corna are banished to the basement.
Some Pokemon as well, for example the Energiz and Nole lines.
Disproportionate Retribution: A Band Ambar Admin says that "I will beat you, I'll punish you, and them I will kill you, asshole kid!" all just because the player insists in thwarting Ambar's moronic schemes.
Emo: All trainers in the Quartztower Gym, including the gym leader herself.
Everything's Better with Dinosaurs / Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons: Averted. The game does feature enough Dragon-types, but they're just as weird and/or ugly as most other mons. Tyradino may or may not be a borderline case, though. While it is pretty screwed up and (as Zorak noted) an abomination of biology, it still seems to be pretty useful and is also still a bloodthirsty T-Rex, how the hell do you screw that up? In any case, it did become an integral part of Foxy Team Foxyeventually.◊
Gonk: The new Pokemon designs could be described as this...except maybe Plug-oink, which is friggin' adorable.
Zorak: OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST UGLY THING I'VE EVER SEEN
Have a Gay Old Time: Some of Quartz's NPCs use phrases that are... technically correct, but outdated, like one defeated villain's reference to their plans being sent to the WC ("water closet", in other words the toilet).
The term is still commonly used to refer to toilet in many non-english speaking countries, although usually more in signs than in spoken language.
Informed Deformity: According to the dex entries, Mongostre(Corna's Armaldo) is supposed to be the ugliest Pokemon ever existed. Sure it looks monstrous, but there are others who look uglier than it, especially the Babos line.
The Player Character themself helps a bunch of drug dealers become this, by telling the police officer who happens to be in there that it's a pet shop. This is despite all the Anvilicious anti-drug messages earlier in the game...
Possibly Amber as well, despite being responsible releasing Kaosune to the surface and even felt remorse for doing so. And yet no one is forcing her to be responsible (read:face said chaos Pokemon) for some reason and expects the protagonist to do so instead (no, you don't have a choice).
Kavorka Man: Babos and Osoe are based on the concept of an ugly guy that women find irresistible.
"You won't have a chance against our BOSS, you cocksucker kid!"
"Fucking kid! You send my plans down to the WC!"
Older than They Look: While Baro changed most if not all the lines in the Pokenav (or rather Pokebar in this game) to suit his characters he overlooked one, making the transition of the old couple trainer class to a younger couple really obvious. Married for 50 years indeed.◊
There's also a Rocker named Anthony, who only quotes Red Hot Chili Peppers lyrics.
There's also a Shout-Out to Majora's Mask in the graveyard area. One of the ninjas there says "Master, you called! ... ... What are you?!" when he challenges you; his name is Garo; and after you defeat him and talk again, he says "To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of us Garo." He doesn't actually disappear, though.
Strange Minds Think Alike: When Foxy catches an Energiz in the Let's Play, she names it Duracel. Cut ahead to her entering a contestnote the only place in the games, outside of in-game trades or NPCs whose purpose is to teach the player about nicknamed Pokémon, where NPC Pokémon have nicknames, and one of the opponents is an Energiz named Duracell. note Yes,Foxy'sis the one with the misspelled name.
Subterranean Jews: The molemen appear to display all the negative stereotypes of Jews.
Stepford Smiler: The arsonists put up a perpetual smile despite having their index fingers set on fire.
Baro, the creator, is an atheist. Not just any atheist, either, but a textbook Hollywood Atheist full of sense of superiority with deep hatred for any kind of religion. His constant AHAHAHAHA STUPID RELIGIOUS PEOPLE YOU BELIEVE IN SHIT remarks even made it into the readme.
An NPC in Seablue wonders how evil is the person who created Pokémon Contests. "Attack to... the air? Show... cuteness? What about PKMN battles?"
At one point he subtly showed his dislike for Pikachu in one of the Dex entries, calling it the ugliest Pokemon ever existed.
And of course, there's Baro's casual racism toward the Jewish encapsulated in the form of the molemen.
Foxy takes a 3-month hiatus to level up her Pokemon and bought a katana after defeating Benito.
In terms of the Pokemon themselves; while Gyarados and Milotic are badass enough Baro changed them into Thundrannote Electric/Dragon typing, has Levitate(negating its Ground weakness), can learn many moves, absurdly high Attack stat and Freechnote Ice/Dragon typing, has Speed Boost, two of the most powerful Pokemon in Quartz.
You Keep Using That Word: Kacho and Vin keep using "paranoia" to apparently mean "circumstance" or "coincidence" or something.
Actually, in the area Baro is from, the word was commonly misused to mean something like "elaborate, amusing, yet useless thought", personal hobbies or fixations, pet theories, artist ramblings, or generally amusing things. It was a weird wildcard, used almost only by teenagers at the time Baro made this, even when they were aware of the real meaning of the word.