A Flash browser game created in 2010 by Jim Bonacci that is like many other racing/driving browser games, except all the characters are Made of Plasticine and ride in vehicles with little to no protection aside from maybe a helmet.Current List of Characters:
Wheelchair Guy: A guy who appears like a stereotypical homeless person, with patched-up clothing, missing teeth, and a beard. He rides in a wheelchair which inexplicably features a rocket booster.
Segway Guy: A guy in a suit that rides a subway segway that has the ability to jump and always stays straight up.
Effective Shopper: An obese woman who rides an electric shopping cart with her groceries inside. Her weight makes her easy to tip over.
Moped Couple: A man riding a moped with his girlfriend/wife riding behind him. The moped features a speed boost that briefly increases the speed by a lot, but of course not as much as Wheelchair Guy's rocket.
Lawnmower Man: A black man riding a mower. Anything that gets run over gets shredded and swallowed up by the blades. Probably the most violent character so far.
Explorer Guy: Largely based on Indiana Jones, he rides a heavy mine cart. Can link up and ride on rails by holding the space bar.
Santa Claus: Sits on a sleigh, pulled by two elves. The first character with three people and without wheels. Can fly by holding the space bar.
Pogostick Man: A man riding a pogostick wearing kneepads and elbowpads. Can jump higher and farther by pressing or holding the space bar. Voiced by Uber Haxor Nova
Irresponsible Mom: A mother who, similar to Irresponsible Dad, rides a bicycle with her children, but this time, one child is in a basket at the front, while the second is in a extension of the bicycle that's easy to break off...
Butt Monkey: Timmy (and occasionally the woman on the moped and Santa's elves) are often either abused for hilarity, or used merely to set off traps which may kill the main character. Timmy can go flying quite far and is great for disarming harpoon traps.
Cool, but Inefficient: Wheelchair Guy is the only character with a rocket attached to his vehicle, but it's way less impressive than it sounds. Unfortunately, all forms of thrust on his wheelchair (including the rocket) is below his center of gravity, so you'll most likely be too busy wobbling and keeping balance whenever you attempt to move in order to effectively avoid obstacles and navigate rough terrain. Therefore, he's suited for advanced players. But if mastered, you can fly through entire levels at your leisure.
Cool Helmet: The dad's helmet has been shown in some levels to protect against items such as meteorites.
Critical Existence Failure: As long as your head's still attached to your body or you're not split in half and part of your body's still steering the vehicle, you can keep going!
However, the more mass you lose (whether through loss of limbs or passengers), the more unstable you are! If Irresponsible Dad loses both his arms, he's still able to pedal, but he's not gonna make any big jumps or loops anytime soon.
Crowning Moment Of Indifference: Whenever the son of the Irresponsible Dad is killed, his only reaction is a flat and only slightly irritated 'dammit'. He sounds like he just lost a 5-dollar bet instead of seeing his son get horribly butchered!
The man of the Moped Couple doesn't even react when his wife/girlfriend gets killed. The wife, however, says "WHYYYYY!?" in a Large Ham manner if the man is killed.
There's also the case of Santa and the elves. The elves don't react when one of them dies, but when an elf is killed, Santa lets out a jolly "Ho ho ho!"
The Determinator: All of the characters will keep going even after losing several body parts.
Difficult, But Awesome: The pogo stick guy. His controls are very hard to deal with, and getting him to go where you want him to is a bit of a chore sometimes. However, he is one of only two characters that can actually jump with no outside influence, and he is surprisingly durable while on the pogo stick, especially considering how everyone else is Made of Plasticine.
Expy: The Moped Couple of Amélie and Nino and Irresponsible Dad, Lawnmower man of Efficient Shopper, Explorer Guy of Indiana Jones, and Santa of Santa.
Half the Man He Used to Be: Another way to die. Keep in mind after being split, you still have a few seconds of consciousness left before perishing. If you're lucky, you can reach the goal before then and still have it count.
Losing Your Head: Inverted, as this is the most common way to lose. As long as your head is attached to your torso, you can control your character and pass the finish line (provided you haven't been split in half and died from that). Note that this applies only to the driver; the vehicle (and passengers for the Irresponsible Dad and Moped Couple) need not be present to win.
Luck-Based Mission: 99% impossible levels. There is no strategy to getting pass the harpoons other than being really lucky.
Ludicrous Gibs: Another way to die. If your torso explodes, you're done. And with remarkable attention to detail, including multiple organs, a coil of intestines (Which can hold the two halves of a body together), and multiple slimy chunks of each body part. If a character's body is destroyed completely, the camera follows the heart.
Made of Plasticine: You'll notice when playing the game that the characters are way more fragile than what a normal human body should take. You may even find your limbs breaking from something as trivial as accelerating if you're really unlucky.
Major Injury Underreaction: Every character will exclaim from limbs being torn off, but only for a second, and it is a minor reaction like "Oh, my leg!" Only when you start getting characters torn in half is when you'll start hearing the bloodcurdling screams.
Ow, My Body Part!: Wheelchair Guy will exclaim about his leg, should it get injured. Same goes with Pogostick Man's arm.
Plagiarism: while the game itself doesn't plagiarize anything, it happens in-universe with some of the levels being outright copies of other levels. Most common in rope swings, jet falls, and the infamous stair levels.
99% Impossible missions are all pretty much the same, "jump over a huge wall to a bunch of harpoons and get lucky."
Bottle runs, pogo levels, and throwing levels are prime targets for plagiarism.
Pyrrhic Victory: Winning after being cut in half. You win the level, but you're going to die soon.
Or, you win the level and then land on your head or slam into a wall, then you explode into a fountain of blood, bones, and guts
Sturgeon's Law: In the early days of the game people would actually make real levels where the objective was to reach the end. Nowadays you will find the game populated mostly by guns, skeeball-type games, and "Kill Justin Bieber", with the platforming-type levels few and far between. Moderators have, however, recently begun making a token effort to try to avert this.
Glass breaking levels, jet falls, and spike falls.
This Looks Like a Job for Aquaman: The Space Bar Ability of the Explorer Guy, the ability to attach to rails, can only be used if rails are made available and under no other circumstances. In all other instances he's slow, clumsy, top-heavy, and thoroughly useless.
Explorer Guy, at the very least, is relatively fast and on wheels. Pogostick Man, on the other hand, has to hop everywhere, and moves about as fast as one might expect, rendering many levels completely impossible for him to overcome. His jumping skills, however, are rivaled only by Wheelchair Guy's rocket, allowing him to scale large heights and skip entire portions of certain levels.