Video Game / Escape From St. Mary's

2005's Escape From St. Mary's casts you as John Noronha, a student in a Catholic school. You supposedly want to just escape math class and get something to eat, but you somehow run into a whole series of adventures before doing so, all without leaving the school grounds. These include a trip through time, a government-sponsored alien search, a kung-fu battle and other archetypes of boyhood fantasy.

Author Ryan Menezes based the school on an actual school in Dubai, duplicating the real location's geography. The narration occasionally cuts away from the action for commentary on the school and city before returning to its skewed world of in-school ogres and cannibals. The game's playable online.


The game contains examples of:

  • Academy of Adventure: There seems a disturbing density of reality-bending adventures going on at this small campus.
  • Adults Are Useless: The teachers at large offer little help when you ask them about the deadly problems erupting in the school.
  • Alien Among Us: Mrs. Luanty thinks there's one. She's right...
  • All Just a Dream: A discussion on whether this is an acceptable story twist sparks a battle between two English teachers. Both endings invoke this trope for the entire game, although the "better" one goes on to turn it into Or Was It a Dream?.
  • Almighty Janitor: Agnelo doesn't speak much English, but he's one of the few characters who actually seem to control the school.
  • Asleep in Class: A couple of times, including the opening scene.
  • Bathroom Breakout: This is your first attempt at getting out of your classroom.
  • Bathroom Stall Graffiti: You never see it, but it's allegedly horrific.
  • Bookends: Murughesan's classroom.
  • Catholic School Girls Rule: The students of the school put on a fashion show, with the identical uniforms described as "eveningwear" and "lingerie."
  • Chemistry Can Do Anything: You make them in the chemistry lab, but they border on magic potions.
  • Club Stub: No one in the school seems interested in joining the poor website team. And your contribution leaves them still worse off.
  • Cool Teacher: Mr. Anand spends his class playing the computer games that his students wrote.
  • Dumb Jock: Gary, with his vague relation to reality.
  • Education Through Pyrotechnics: Mrs Desai is convinced that's why you're looting the chemistry lab. You do end up with some explosions - in various other labs.
  • Elevator School: It's a high school for the most part, except for one quest which reveals the school teaches much younger students as well.
  • Everybody Hates Mathematics: Your hatred of math sets you off on your journey.
  • Food End: There's your anticlimax right there.
  • Game Within a Game: One of the quests involves completing an interactive fiction game written by another student.
  • Gold Tooth: Retrieving one from an NPC's mouth proves the solution to a puzzle.
  • Granola Girl: The Artist shows a bit of this.
  • High School: Wholly contained in one.
  • Hollywood Voodoo: A book called Voodoo Through Chemistry offers some instructions that, though helpful, don't quite ring true to traditional voodoo.
  • Human Aliens: The aliens you're searching for may not be the preserved man-in-a-jar that originally catches your eye.
  • Invisibility Cloak: The cloak confers invisibility... in that it blinds the wearer.
  • Klingon Promotion: This is how the chemistry department operates.
  • Light and Mirrors Puzzle: You have a mirror. You have sunlight. You have a bunch of exposed eyes...
  • Lost Forever: If you trigger the game's endgame by jumping off the roof before you find the secret area, then it's no longer accessible. More annoyingly, there's an item required for the secret area that you get from Sr. 1C which is very easy to miss as it's not obtained by solving the quest but becomes unobtainable as soon as you've completed it.
  • Mad Scientist: The game has scientists in four different labs, but Dr. Paul and Dr. Miranda, the omnicidal physicists, seem to qualify best as mad scientists.
  • Multiple Endings: Your ability to reach a "secret area" within the school determines whether, in the end, you actually do escape from St. Mary's.
  • Nintendo Hard: One of only two games on Adventure Games Live to be given the highest possible difficulty rating.
  • Only Idiots May Pass: The Game Within a Game you have to beat includes a maze, the solution for which is hidden somewhere else in St Mary's. Entering the sequence will only work if you've found the solution (as well as making the connection between it and the game); if you discover what the solution is before your character does so in-game, it won't work.
  • Point of No Return: Jumping off the roof locks off most of the game's areas; as mentioned above, this makes the secret area inaccessible if you haven't already found it.
  • School Newspaper News Hound: Averted - dozens of interesting things happen in the school, but the reporter does not care. She instead writes about what she eats for meals, sure that no one will even read the article.
  • The Starscream: Mrs. Desai is determined to seize control from her superior... by any means necessary.
  • Smart People Play Chess: The A-Level students seem to believe this.
  • Stable Time Loop: The physics teachers explain this nature of time in detail, and your own adventures prove it true.
  • Take Your Time: Played straight with some elements such as the English teachers' fight, and for the game as a whole as time never seems to pass in spite of your whole goal being to get out of school early. However, this is occasionally averted; when trying to get someone to drink a cup of tea you've just warmed up in the microwave, you only have a certain number of moves to get to them before the tea gets cold again.
  • Throwing the Distraction: This gets you out of the game's first room.
  • Title Drop: During the closing screens.
  • Trick Shot Puzzle: This is how you topple the books and move Mr Castro.
  • Unexpectedly Realistic Gameplay: On occasion. Getting a picture of the English teachers' fight also gets you the photos from the fashion show as they were on the same spool, and they remain in your inventory despite serving no purpose, and when trying to deliver the sleeping kid to Mrs Awatif, you have to put him down, put the Perma-Tie on and pick him up again one move at a time because "you've only got two arms" and can't put the tie on him whilst he's slung over your shoulder.
  • Video Game Cruelty Potential: You pretty much spend the game breaking stuff and making people's lives miserable.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: The game calls you out for trying to deliver one of the Sr. 1C kids to Mrs Awatif without any defence.

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