Video Game: CrazyBus

Unmatched realism and intensity.

"I have to say. It is the definitive Venezuelan bus enthusiast game."

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CrazyBus is the world's most immersive, extremely detailed, and pulse-pounding bus-driving simulation. Featuring state of the art graphics, a richly appointed world full of hidden areas to explore, edge-of-your-seat action, and a soundtrack just as notable as the work of Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Yoko Kanno, and Nobuo Uematsu, CrazyBus is truly the pinnacle of...

Oh, who are we even kidding here. It's impossible to even type this stuff with a straight face.

CrazyBus is an unlicensed Venezuelan Sega Genesis tech demo from 2004, created to test out the author's BASIC compiler and sound driver. It's only listed under "video game" for lack of a better category, as the only point of interaction is to move buses left and right. It would be completely unremarkable if it wasn't for the eardrum-bursting, randomly generated soundtrack. More info can be found here.

Not to be confused with Crazy Taxi, Desert Bus, or the song from Arthur.

This game contains examples of:

  • Bilingual Bonus: While most of the game is in Spanish, the title uses two English words that go entirely untranslated throughout the whole game.
  • Cap: The maximum distance you can reach is 65535 meters. Which you can achieve instantly by driving in reverse.
  • Endless Game: There is no actual ending. Just keep racking up points. Or simply get the maximum possible score immediately by driving backwards.
  • GIS Syndrome: The backgrounds are all digitized photos.
  • Gratuitous English: The title.
  • Loading Screen: Only a few seconds long. There's not much to load, truth be told.
  • Non-Indicative Title: Besides the title screen music, the actual gameplay is fairly down-to-earth (well, practically nonexistent anyway) and not "crazy" at all.
  • Tech Demo Game: For a certain definition of "game". The software was created to showcase the author's BASIC compiler that targets the Genesis architecture. It was also intended to showcase the sound driver included with the compiler.
  • We Will Use WikiWords In The Future: The game's title is actually CrazyBus.
  • Wrap Around: Your bus travels all around the world! Sorta.

Alternative Title(s):

Crazy Bus