Useful Notes: Somalia
Somalia has 1,900 miles of coastline, a government that knows its place, and all the guns and wives you can afford to buy. Why have I never heard of this paradise before?First off, Somalia is not a good tourist destination. Somalia (Somali: Soomaaliya, Arabic: الصومال aṣ-Ṣūmāl), officially known as the Federal Republic of Somalia (Somali: Jamhuuriyadda Federaalka Soomaaliya, Arabic: جمهورية الصومال الفدرالية Jumhūriyyat aṣ-Ṣūmāl al-Fiderāliyya), is a desert country at the horn of Africa with a long, rich history. All you need to know about said history is that the country has been in a civil war since 1991, and it has all but destroyed the state's infrastructure. Fighting continues between various factions, and in January 2009 the Transitional Federal Government was sent into exile following the end of a war against Ethiopia, giving de facto control to the Islamist factions. Currently, the UN-backed government does not itself govern beyond the capital, Mogadishu. In other words, there are no traffic lights, no road maintenance, no postal service, and no police, unless you count the various local and foreign military groups assigned there to keep the peace. On the bright side, this means no taxes, so international businesses can import and export more cheaply. Not usually by boat, though, since there are pirates all around the busier ports. It's the textbook example of a "failed state". There are five (actually seven) main regions in Somalia. From North to South:
— Pierce Hawthorne, Community
- Somaliland: The safest region, and a de facto independent country. Currently vying for international recognition as such.
- Disputed region: Maakhir and Northland compose the region disputed between Somaliland and Puntland.
- Puntland: Not vying for independence, and not as safe. Most pirates come from here.
- Galmudug: Formerly ruled by pirates until they were driven out in 2007, the Galmudug government is trying to rebuild within its own country.
- Islamist Region: Formerly occupied by the Islamic Courts Union, the group has fallen from power since 2006, though their remnants in the form of Al Shabaab continue to control the area.
- Somali Galbeed(Western Somalia)/Ogadeen is the "Somali Province" Of Ethiopia (it is not included in most "Somalia" maps, hence why Somalia looks like a 7). It is an historic and ethnic Somali region. It was handed over to the Ethiopians by the British. To say they are not being treated well by their new country is an understatement. Somalis from that region want to reunite with their brother and sisters to the east, and create a Greater Somalia.
- Djibouti: Djibouti used to be a French colony but got independence from France, they had a vote in which they could vote to join other Somalis in Somalia in which they were a part of before, or be their own country and have a French base, French meddling took place, and now look what happened.
- NFD (Northern Kenya): Bet'chah didn't know that too huh? Northern Kenya is a Somali region, taken over by Kenya (given to by the British, nice people huh?), they want to reunite with all Somalis, but Kenya is not letting them, so the Somalis there have taken over Kenya from the inside, their government, their money, their business etc. Yeah payback's a....
Somalia in Real Life provides examples of:
- Anarchy Is Chaos: And how!
- Arch-Enemy: Somalia's had some pretty nasty spats with Ethiopia over the centuries.
- Cosmic Plaything: The citizens.
- Dirty Commies: In power during c. 1969-1991, until a failed coup started the civil war with groups aided by Ethiopia, who would later invade to get rid of them in 2006, drawing the civil war out longer.
- Everything Trying to Kill You
- Fighting for a Homeland: About the one thing the Somalis seem to agree on is that they don't want to be ruled by foreigners.
- Forever War: Has been ongoing since the early 1990s with no hint of a conclusion.
- Hobbes Was Right: Life without government really is nasty, brutish and short.
- Mosque Militant: The ICU, and now al-Shabaab.
- Order Versus Chaos: The strong but brutal Islamists or the weak, ineffectual democrats? Take your pick!
- Privately Owned Society: Well, since there is no functioning government, this is de facto how things are run.
- Ruthless Modern Pirates: The Trope Codifier.
- Somali pirates are a nice example of how decades of anarchy can have unintended consequences. Without a functioning government, locals and foreigners were free to dump industrial waste in Somalia's coastal waters. Ten years later, all the fish are dead and Somali fishermen are left with nothing but easy access to weapons and a fine view of some of the world's busiest shipping lanes ...
- Schmuck Bait: Go ahead. Send troops into Somalia. It worked so well for the United States, Ethiopia and the African Union.
- War On Straw: Any libertarian in an online discussion with non-libertarians will sooner or later be accused of regarding Somalia as a "libertarian paradise".
- Wretched Hive/Vice City: Mogadishu is everywhere you don't want to be.
- Black Hawk Down
- The Season Seven opener of NCIS has Ziva David held prisoner by Islamists in Somalia.
- South Park did an episode about Somali pirates.
- Flash Forward had the beta test for the blackouts take place in Somalia. Some of the protagonists eventually find out about it and go there to investigate.
- Fansadox: "Somalian Waters". This is the comic that uses Ruritanian names so to not upset some countries.
- The Moe Anthropomorphism of Somalia in Scandinavia and the World is a pirate. In his one-and-only appearance (to date), he is seen fighting Saudi Arabia, whom (thanks to Denmark's misunderstanding) is a ninja. Have fun.
- One of the missions in Modern Warfare 3 takes place in Boosaaso, Price's team need to extract info from a guy named Waraabe on the attacks on Europe.
- The 2013 film Captain Phillips, (allegedly) based on the real life hijacking of an American cargo ship by Somali pirates.
The Somali flag
Bet you thought it was the Jolly Roger, huh? The white five-pointed star symbolizes the five areas dominated by the Somalis — the British and Italian Somalilands (currently forming Somalia), Djibouti (once French Somaliland), Ogaden in Ethiopia, and the North Eastern Province in Kenya; the light blue field shares the same color as that of the United Nations, which was instrumental in granting Somalia legitimacy, though currently it symbolizes the Indian Ocean and the sky.