'''Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar y Palacios''' (24 July 1783 17 December 1830) was a rather notable man from the Spanish colony of UsefulNotes/{{Venezuela}}. His history is interesting; here's a short synopsis.

Bolívar was a scion of one of the oldest, richest, and most respected families of ''criollos'' (i.e. colonial-born Whites) in colonial Venezuela. His parents died young, and he inherited the bulk of the family fortune. As a rich ''criollo'', he went to Europe for his education as a teenager, where he saw firsthand the corruption of the Spanish court. This disgusted him, instilled in him a dislike of the Spanish and intense pride in his heritage in the New World.

This pride, combined with his liberal education in the ideals of the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution American]] and [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution French]] Revolutions, he decided to win independence for much of Spanish South America--or die trying. Bear in mind, he did this at a time that when UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte invaded Spain, most of Spain's South American colonies declared they were still loyal to the Spanish king and set up temporary governments. The idea of independence was considered lunacy--and being that Spanish America was a slaveholding society and the UsefulNotes/{{Haiti}}an Revolution had just happened, resulting in the complete abolition of slavery and the deaths of thousands of Whites, Whites, especially rich Whites, (like the wealthy ''criollos'' like Bolívar himself who dominated the social and economic landscape of the colonies), were generally a little leery at best of talk of independence unless it came with a lot of strings attached. Bolívar, young radical that he was, didn't really care about that (although his family's wealth was heavily based on slaves and he continued to hold slaves and kind of ignore Venezuela's Black and mixed-race majority for an unhealthily long time), didn't care, but even when things in Europe got bad enough that the ''criollos'' decided that an independent republic was the way to go, they mostly ignored Bolívar as a young hothead with more money and ideas than sense. When Venezuela first tried to declare independence, he led the new republic's first quasi-diplomatic mission to Britain (a key potential ally)--but only because he was so rich, he could pay all of the mission's expenses with his own personal funds. When the mission ended and he got back to Caracas, he went back to being some big-mouthed rich kid who didn't know what he was talking about and didn't have any kind of official position.

But then the fighting started. Although at first just a colonel, he acquitted himself rather well in combat despite the rather awful quality of the "Patriot" troops (with one mistake that's important but not worth going into here). When the royalists destroyed Venezuela's first attempt at a republic, he escaped (with a sojourn in the Caribbean) to what is now Colombia, where he gathered up an army that ended up taking over most of western Venezuela.

The history after this point gets ''really'' complicated, but simply put, he then essentially did to the lands that are now the countries of Venezuela, UsefulNotes/{{Colombia}}, {{UsefulNotes/Panama}}, {{UsefulNotes/Ecuador}}, Peru, and {{UsefulNotes/Bolivia}} (which was named in his honor in 1825) what UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington only did to one country. It was a [[WarIsHell very bloody war]] for independence, with a lot of rather nasty things done by [[GreyAndGreyMorality both sides]]. Still, Bolívar was a great general who managed to keep the war raging and won a number of impressive victories.

Bolívar thought that a republic like the one in the United States [[DemocracyIsBad would not end well]] in the brutal world of South America (he once even said that the people suffered from "triple yoke of ignorance, tyranny, and vice").[[note]]To be fair, the British colonies in North America were allowed to essentially rule themselves and elect their own rulers, something the Spanish colonies never experienced, and that is why he thought it was better suited up there.[[/note]] He was President of a union of much of these colonies known as Gran Columbia from 1819 until 1830. At one point he was declared dictator for life, but he never intended to actually rule for his entire life. Indeed, he resigned several months before his death at the relatively young age of 47. The new country, spread over a wide area and separated by geographical features like the Andes Mountains, was held together very loosely during Bolívar's lifetime, and it fell apart not long after he died. Some people would be surprised by how ahead of his time Bolívar was on some issues - for example, one of his most important goals was eliminating slavery in the region, and he succeeded, even though he came from a slaveholder family (compared to, say, UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson). He also believed that the role of a government was only to protect the rights of its citizens.

Hugo Chavez believed that he was assassinated by traitors and had scientists dig up his remains and test him for arsenic poisoning. While they said it ''might'' have been possible that he had some traces of arsenic, there's little chance that he was poisoned.

He's pretty beloved throughout much of South America, where he is widely known as ''[[FounderOfTheKingdom El Libertador]]''. There are [[OurFounder statues of him]] in just about every city in the area he helped free. As mentioned earlier, Bolivia is named after him, making him one of the few people in history to have the honor of being a country's namesake and the only person to be still live when the naming took place. There is a square named after him in every city of Venezuela.

!!Appears in the following works:

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* ''VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresIII'': He is a RebelLeader who will provide some help to Amelia Black if she helps him in one of his campaigns. [[spoiler:As a reward, he gives Amelia some guides who will lead her to Pacamayo and find the Last Inca City.]]

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* ''WesternAnimation/BolivarElHeroe'', a Colombian animated film based in his life. It is regarded as one of the worst animated films ever.

* Season 5 of Creator/MikeDuncan's ''Podcast/{{Revolutions}}'' is a history of the Latin American Wars of Independence, using Bolívar as the ViewpointCharacter.