[[caption-width-right:328:Between Germany and Belgium, [[SarcasmMode so nice]] ]]
Luxembourg, officially known as the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg ('''Luxembourgish:''' ''Groussherzogtum Lëtzebuerg'', '''French:''' ''Grand-Duché de Luxembourg'', '''German:''' ''Großherzogtum Luxemburg''), is a very small -- about 1,000 square miles -- and entirely land-locked country in Western Europe. Less than half a million people live there.

History, though, was unkind: it stands at the border of the French and the Teutonic worlds -- and it sucks to be stuck in between (just ask Belgium). French, German, and the local Letzeburgisch (a bit Dutch, a bit German, mostly Letzeburgisch) are all spoken less on the grounds of "ethnicity" than by everyone at different times and situations.

Luxembourg was part of the Holy Roman Empire, then Napoleon's Empire, and finally the Kingdom of the Netherlands (and simultaneously the lame-duck German Confederation). When Belgium left the Netherlands, Luxembourg stayed, but now it was stranded and it integrated its economy with that of Germany. Nevertheless, it was a poor country and many people headed for America.

Then Otto von Bismarck took over in Germany, and his Germany was anything but lame-duck. He had no interest in allowing the Dutch king to participate and he kicked Luxembourg out. The French offered to buy it up and the Dutch said yes. Bismarck said no, demanding a neutral country (so the French couldn't invade Germany that way). [[UsefulNotes/FrancoPrussianWar Four years later,]] France learned that you don't cross a [[TheChessmaster chessmaster]] extraordinaire.

[[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne Forty years later]], Luxembourg learned once again that being where it is sucks when Germany invaded (and had they not, the French, documents show, would have done so instead). But Luxembourg got off better than Belgium: their comically miniscule army was captured without loss of life by the Germans before war could be declared, and so the Germans legitimized their position by claiming that absolutely nothing had happened, allowing the civilian government to continue. [[BlatantLies Yeah right.]] In practice, Luxembourg was ruled as a German rear garrison with a permanent population, with all effective power being held by the military. Luxembourg was to be asked to join Germany (at gunpoint) after German victory. Thankfully for Luxembourg, this was not to be, especially since -- in large part because of German highhandedness -- Luxembourg became culturally and politically estranged from Germany while defining itself as a free, independent, constitutional monarchy.

[[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany The Nazis weren't so civil and didn't like this one bit.]] [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Luckily, they lost, too.]] Since then, Luxembourg has been independent and '''filthy rich''', having the highest GDP per capita in the world at around $108,000, compared to USA's $47,000 (though the cost of living is a bit high, so by purchasing power, it's actually second after Qatar at $80,000, but still ridiculously high). And with France and Germany having sorted their thing out, today it's actually a real nice place to be. It was a founder member of the European Union and uses the euro as its currency.

Luxembourg is a constitutional monarchy: the Grand Duke is currently Henri I. The Prime Minister is currently Jean-Claude Juncker.

Ever since the emergence of parties in 1918, Luxembourg has been governed by coalitions (except for a period between 1921-1925), making it one of the most stable democracies. The CSV (Christian Social People's Party) and its predecessor the PD (Party of the Right) probably deserve some sort of record for being in charge between 1918-1925, 1926-1974 (during which the PD became the CSV) and 1979-present. Prime Ministers tend to have quite long mandates, like the most recent Pierre Werner (1959-1974 and 1979-1984), Jacques Santer (1984-1995) and Jean-Claude Juncker (since 1995).

It has no navy (the no coast thing is a bit of a problem) and an army of c.450 people. Its air force consists of 17 AWACS planes, three trainers and a cargo plane, all bar the last NATO aircraft registered with the country for convenience purposes. That said, it does do peacekeeping a fair bit (when you're surrounded by allies, you don't need to worry too much about keeping troops at home).

Low taxes on alcohol, [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus wink-wink nudge-nudge]].

'''Radio Luxembourg (RTL- Radio Television Luxembourg- for non-English listeners)'''

One of the most famous things from the country is a long-wave radio station called Radio Luxembourg.

During the 1960s and 1970s, Radio Luxembourg was the only English-language non-BBC radio station (not counting the Radio Caroline pirate stations) that could be picked up in the UK, even then only at night.

Quite a few famous British disk jockeys pre-recorded shows in London, which were then transmitted from Luxembourg.

British people could listen to adverts and pop music, both of which Creator/TheBBC didn't play (the latter until Radio 1 was created in 1967).

The parent company, RTL Group, today owns two British production companies (FreemantleMedia and TalkbackThames), as well as several other European networks, these often using the RTL name.

!!Luxembourg and Luxembourgers in fiction
* ''Series/{{MASH}}'', oddly enough, features an episode with a missing Luxembourger. Luxembourg participated in UsefulNotes/TheKoreanWar, with two deaths and two injuries.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Resistance}}: Retribution'', Luxembourg is the home of [[LaResistance the Maquis]] and one of the few the free countries in Europe. [[spoiler:Predictably, it is attacked and destroyed by the Chimera halfway through the game.]]
* In ''Literature/SwarmOnTheSomme'', Luxembourg gets invaded and trashed severely by the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Grex]], but it has enough [[ActionSurvivor survivors]] (taking shelter in Germany) to potentially renew the country once the conflict ends. They are also determined to help the German (and later Entente) militaries with [[FightingForAHomeland the reclamation of their homeland]].
* ''TroperWorks/{{Covert81}}'' featured a Luxembourger assassin.

[[AC:The Luxembourger Flag]]
->The flag was first introduced during the Belgian Revolution, and its red-white-blue color scheme is similar to that used by the Netherlands, though with a lighter shade of blue.