Useful Notes: Josef Stalin

aka: Joseph Stalin
Long live Stalin, he loves you; sing these words, or you know what he'll do!note 

"Do you remember the Tsar? I'm like the Tsar."
"You would have done better to have become a priest."
Stalin and his mother.

Widely regarded to be one of the most evil people in history, Josef Stalin (born Ioseb Besarionis dze Dzhugashvili) ruled the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953.

He was born in his native Georgia, a mountainous little country known for breeding tough men. Before Red October, he led an interesting and colorful early life. After dropping out of an Orthodox seminary, he helped the Bolsheviks by robbing banks (for which he did time in jail) and writing poetry. His role in Red October wasn't large at all - at least, according to Trotsky. He was put in charge of the Bolshevik Party's newspaper and organizational matters, which were background but fairly important jobs. He may have been late for the Revolution, but it didn't end in one night.

After coming to power, Stalin changed his "official" birthday to 21st December 1879 (Old Russian—December 9th). He was actually born on 18th December 1878 (Old Russian—December 6th), and there are extensive records to prove it, including in his own hand. To date, nobody can agree on exactly why he decided to change it, but that was when his birthday was celebrated from then on.

Lenin was incapacitated by a series of strokes in the early 1920s, and this allowed Stalin to begin a slow and methodical rise to power (the sort of rise to power that makes for a very boring story, which is probably why it has never been depicted in a major work of fiction). First, Stalin managed to get himself elected to the position of General Secretary (in those days, an actual secretarial position, although one with a great deal of power due to its control over the rank-and-file membership; Trotsky referred to him as "Comrade Card-Index"), which made him powerful but not that powerful. Shortly before his death, Lenin wrote a testament which said that Stalin should be removed as General Secretary, though also recognized both he and Trotsky as the two most capable candidates for leadership- Stalin suppressed this in later years, but the testament was discussed in the Central Committee before he secured his power base; ironically, this was probably the first time Lenin or any senior Party member had seriously considered Stalin as having that kind of potential, and it might have backfired on Lenin (who was seriously ill and temperamental at the time- the Party even thought about giving him a phony copy of the Party newspaper so as to calm him down and stop him pestering them) by drawing attention to Stalin's talents, giving him a boost of respect and reputation note . Stalin began promoting his supporters to key positions, and he deftly navigated the complex world of Soviet politics, switching sides on the debate between developing Soviet communism or promoting world revolution twice to remove his rivals.

After he got all the power he wanted (sometime around 1930), Stalin initiated a huge industrialization and collectivization scheme in the USSR, overseeing an astonishing period of economic growth and initiating programs that would bring mass literacy and a greatly increased life expectancy to what had been an impoverished, rural population — at a horrendous human cost, especially in Ukraine (though there has been hearty debate amongst historians as to whether this was caused by actual famine, augmented by policies, or bred deliberately).

To say that Stalin was paranoid is to say that the Pacific Ocean is a little wet. The man saw enemies everywhere, and a culture of tattle-telling developed in the USSR, though it only really hit its stride under NKVD Chief Nikolai Yezhov 1935. Stalin built up, during his reign, perhaps the most comprehensive and fearsome apparatus of state terror that has ever existed on earth, embodied in the NKVD (the ancestor to the KGB)note . Stalin then purged (read: fired, imprisoned or killed, depending on the situation) pretty much every high-ranking communist who didn't bend over backwards to show loyalty to him. These purges considerably weakened the Reds with Rockets before 1941. By the time the war against Germany began, Stalin had killed every single leader of the original Bolshevik Party (with the exception of his puppet head of state, Mikhail Kalinin, and the commissar Rozalia Zemlachka, who was too Bad Ass and Ax-Crazy to be purged), and replaced them with his cronies. He also "revised" history to make his role in Red October much bigger and had statues placed of him across the USSR. (Lenin originally had prohibited any statues of communist leaders because in his opinion "A statue is a pigeon's best friend." The one exception was a pair of statues of Marx and Engels in Moscow. This was disregarded after his death and Stalin had statues of Lenin placed throughout the country as well.)

There are four different accounts of Stalin's final hours (Khruschev, Mikoyan, the chief of Stalin's MGB guard detail Colonel Starostin, and his deputy-chief Lozgachev) but they all contradict each other and, taken individuality, make no sense so we're not going to mention them here. When Stalin suffered his fatal stroke in his sleep (his smashed watch hints at 6 a.m.) on the 1st of March 1953 his personal security detail supposedly waited until twelve hours after his usual wake-up time of 10 a.m. before actually checking on him, even though they enjoyed a casual and easy-going relationship (they were Stalin's personal bodyguards for a reason: he trusted them) with him and they knew that he hadn't gotten up in that time thanks to the house's pressure and doorknob sensors. Officially Lozgachev contacted Khruschev directly at 7 a.m. the following morning, and Khruschev then phoned the Health Minister and ask him to find a doctor. However, Khruschev had probably been told about it sometime the day before.

Lozgachev answered directly to Semyon Ignatiev, head of the MGB (successor to the NKVD, predecessor to the KGB), and was required to keep him informed of all developments concerning Stalin's health. In the event that Stalin was known to be incapacitated or dead, power was supposed to pass to a committee headed by one of three people (Beria, Pervukhim, Saburov) on a daily rotation until the Central Committee could be summoned. On the 1st of March the committee would've been headed by Lavrenty Beria - who wanted Ignatiev purged or dead, so Ignatiev releasing the news that day was a bad move to say the least. Ignatiev's political, or even actual, survival was bound up in helping anyone other than Beria becoming the new leader of the USSR because he had no support base of his own and people hated him for organising the latest purges (including the so-called 'Doctors Plot'). Nikita Khruschev was the only serious contendor against Lavrenty Beria for the leadership of the USSR. If either Khruschev or Beria were to move against the other while Stalin was still alive then Stalin would purge them. But if Stalin was dying or dead, then both would have to act as swiftly as possible to buy up supporters and secure the leadership. Giving Khruschev a head-start and delaying Stalin's treatment to ensure that he was too crippled or dead to keep the leadership made a lot of sense. The witness accounts do agree that Beria was informed of Stalin's illness at 11 p.m. on the 1st of March, just one hour after Stalin had 'officially' been discovered, but Ignatiev had every reason to ensure he was the last person to know about it.

Lavrenty Beria's conduct at Stalin's funeral - laughing, joking, and generally having a great time (including when delivering Stalin's eulogy) - and the fact that he was a sociopathic serial murderer and sexual predator who had orchestrated the execution of several hundred thousand in the purges (and whom Stalin had feared might sexually assault Stalin's daughter given the chance) meant it was almost inevitable that there'd be a rumour that Beria had poisoned Stalin. To the surprise of many, Stalin's death really was from natural causes - and Khruschev had good reason to tell everyone about it (to justify his purging of Beria, not that he really needed any more) if his investigations had proved or even hinted otherwise. As it was Khruschev merely hinted at it, and merged it into his story (which, it should be stressed, was merely a story) of how he and Beria had gone to see and take care of Stalin after he'd suffered his stroke.

Between 10 and 12 million died because of Stalin's policies and orders. But the 'real' number is still a matter of debate because everyone loves to hate Stalin - and the bigger the number, the more there is to hate and the more people will like and talk about and buy your book. Most books about Stalin were also written before the fall of the Soviet Union, meaning that the numbers were almost exclusively a matter of conjecture given the lack of any statistical evidence whatsoevernote . The total of 10-12 million comes from demographic estimates of 6-8 million dead in the 1932-4 famines, a million-plus in the 1946-7 famines, 750k dead in the Purges of 1937-8, and about 1.9 million dying in prison (many from starvation in the months of tightest rationing during World War Two). This is against about 6 million dying in famines in the last couple of years of the Russian Civil War (1921-22) and 18-19 million prison sentences (as opposed to inmates - many inmates served more than one sentence) being issued under Stalin. Interestingly, some of the sillier death-estimates to come out of the Cold War have claimed that more people died in Soviet prisons than were ever imprisoned in the first place (e.g. 50 million). That's how willing people are to believe the man was evil incarnate, rather than a despicable bastard of a human being.

Interestingly there lingers a debate as to whether the 1932-4 famines constituted a deliberate attempt to kill Ukrainian people (the Ukrainian famine is called 'the Holodomor'), with NATO insisting on terming it a 'genocide' back during The Cold War. Other deaths were the result of his purges, forced mass deportations of "suspicious" populations (e.g. Germans, Tatars, Poles), forced labor camps and various atrocities and crimes against humanity in Eastern Europe (such as the Katyn Massacre). After World War II Stalin, suddenly fearing his doctors after a series of health scares, had them all arrested on suspicion of trying to poison him and sparked the so-called Doctor's Plot which led to arrests of several prominent Jews in different areas of government service - showing for all their universalist humanistic rhetoric the Soviets had failed to eliminate latent anti-semitism in the Russian Republic. In addition, Stalin's questionable leadership and execution/imprisonment of the USSR's most competent (and incompetent) officers left only mediocre and incredibly inexperienced people in all senior and mid-level command positions for the first months of WW2 and the Winter War, resulting in avoidably heavy losses. While many of said competent officers were later brought back, the damage had already been done.

Following the Great Patriotic War, Stalin's cult status was massive and remained so until a few years after he died. His reputation wasn't seriously hit until Khrushchev's seminal "Secret Speech" in 1956, in which Stalin was denounced and accused of numerous crimes — this speech reportedly caused not only open weeping but heart attacks in the audience.

Most of what the West knows about Stalin originates from the works of exiled political rival Leon Trotsky (who was eventually assassinated by Stalin's agents) and, later, from Khrushchev-era revelations - though these ended with his successors and were strictly controlled regardless. Trotsky portrays Stalin as a virtual non-entity before his rise to power, and a man of average intelligence, limited vision, and a false Marxist. Other historians, however, suggest that this was politically motivated smear, and that the real Stalin was highly intelligent and extremely charismatic, and fanatically devoted to his cause. Whether Stalin did or did not follow Marxism is a topic of huge controversy (with 3 or 4 different sides, and debates that can go on forever). What is clear is that Trotsky and Stalin really, really hated each other, and the USSR would have been a different place with Trotsky in charge. Trotsky's supporters argue that it would have been a much more democratic place, closer to the communist ideal. Stalin's supporters argue that it would have quickly turned into a German-speaking place, due to Trotsky not being ruthless enough to win the war with Germany. This is questionable, given Trotsky's Civil War record; many modern historians think it would not have been much different at all, as Trotsky was almost as ruthless, violent and fanatical as his rival.

Likewise, some historians also argue that Stalin was more important to the pre-Revolution Bolshevik party than Trotsky gave him credit for. He single-handedly designed Bolshevik policies concerning ethnic minorities who'd been living under the Russian Empire (being a member of such a minority himself), and likely had a hand in other official policy. Lenin did have a falling out with Stalin and recommended Stalin's removal from the General Secretary position in his last testament, but Stalin would have retained his seat in the Politburo and would have been quite influential even were he not the G-S. The fall out, as it happens, was that Stalin had insulted Lenin's wife, which is not exactly the same as fearing he'd end up a despot.

In other words, History Marches On, perhaps subverting many of the tropes listed below - specifically Almighty Janitor, Foreshadowing, From Nobody to Nightmare, and Kicked Upstairs (subversions are noted).

Stalin provides examples of:

  • Abusive Father: Had one, and was one.
    • To his biological son Yakov? Definitely. To his adopted son Artyom Sergeyev (whose father was a friend and a hero of the revolution)? See trope directly below. When said adopted son accidentally shot and nearly killed him, Stalin... simply decided to spend some quality time with him, teaching him how to shoot properly.
    • After his biological son attempted suicide, reportedly his only response was to note with disgust, "He can't even shoot straight".
    • Yakov was captured by the Germans a couple of weeks after the German invasion. The Germans later offered to trade Yakov for captured German Field Marshal Friedrich Paulus, but Stalin refused. YMMV on whether that was Stalin being an Abusive Parent or Stalin refusing to accept a special privilege not offered to other prisoners' families. Yakov committed suicide by prison guard not long after, when he ran to the fence at the concentration camp.
    • Also Freudian Excuse: Have you ever said "If I were President..."? That was pretty much the reason for every crazy project Stalin initiated, at least according to this memoir by a famous Stalin biographer. And it's all because of a retreat into fantasy caused by, you guessed it, an abusive childhood.
      • For the rural population, life was so harsh under Stalin's rule that the German soldiers were initially perceived as saviors from Bolshevism everywhere. That perception was reversed after discovering that the Nazis were as bad as the Soviets, namely due to their murderous oppression of "subhuman" ethnicities, such as the Slavs that formed the overwhelming majority of the Soviet Union's population.
    • Like Hitler, also, most of his Inner Circle consisted of men at least 10 years younger than him, which likely helped create this image even at the highest levels. Almost all of his contemporaries had been purged. He probably was planning to purge that lot too and make way for the next generation to keep everyone on their toes, and he may have done this earlier had the war not gotten in the way of things.
  • Almighty Janitor: He actually held the position of General Secretary, and was even nicknamed "Comrade Card-Index". However, Stalin, being the Genre Savvy Chessmaster that he is, worked his way up to be the most powerful position... and then became Premier of the Soviet Union. Who's Laughing Now?, indeed.
    • After Stalin, the General Secretary office became the office with real power, not the Premier. Everyone you may possibly know as a "Premier" was in fact a General Secretary and may or may not be also a Premier.
    • The short Alternate History story "The Wheels of If" by L. Sprague de Camp (written in 1940) mentions Stalin's brilliance at realising 'the man who writes the minutes of the meeting determines the reality of what happened there', and the main character is able to use the same tactic when plunged into another world - as no-one there had thought of it yet.
      • Not only did he control what was discussed at meetings, but as the paper-pusher of the Politburo, he also had to perform the tedious task of sending out letters asking for Politburo members to update their memberships. When he chose to not send certain members their letters... He who controls the membership, controls the votes. He who controls the votes, controls the Party.
  • Appeal to Force: Beautifully illustrated by some of his quotes:
    One man with a gun can control a hundred without.
    The Pope! How many divisions has he?
  • Arch-Enemy: Leon Trotsky, who was Stalin's main rival for control of the USSR after Lenin's death. Later, Hitler; and the United States after May 1945.
  • Awesome McCoolname / Names to Run Away From Really Fast: His name can be translated as "Man of Steel".
  • Ax-Crazy: Anyone who doesn't view Stalin as Only In It For The Power typically views him as being this instead. The question is just the scale of it: from just being a man who's ready to send people to death for a cause, to being a complete mass-murderer.
  • Badass Bookworm: According to one biographer, he was the best read Russian leader since Catherine the Great, including Lenin. He was far more learned than he is often remembered.
  • Bad Boss: Take one guess why.
  • Base Breaker: He's an awfully complicated subject, for Russians at least. Most Russians today don't disagree with the idea that he was a paranoid tyrant, but believe that without the industrialization Stalin forced on the nation at such terrible cost, the Soviet Union wouldn't have won WWII. Said industrialisation drive really did increase the USSR's production-advantage over Germany from 1.5:1 to 2:1, but this could have been offset by having a less disastrously ill-prepared military establishment upon the war's outbreak. Also, while the removal of many incompetents from the officer corps allowed stars like Rokossovsky and Zhukov room to quickly rise to the top, that could've happened bloodlessly in a military establishment with an eye to competence and other geniuses like Tukhachevsky were lost. Accordingly a lot of Russians hold mixed views on him, to say the least.
  • Beam Me Up, Scotty!: Could well be the world champion in wrongly attributed quotes. You've probably heard at least one aphorism worthy of a James Bond villain (most likely "A Million Is a Statistic"). It almost always turns out that it had been invented by a not-entirely-unbiased historical fiction writer as something Stalin "must have", "could have", "would have" or "should have" said.
    • Two of the most famous: "One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic" is from the book "Black Obelisk" and was attributed in "Children of the Arbat", and "No man - no problem" was created by a biographer as "it was his principle anyway".
  • Better The Devil You Know: Many people in the Soviet Union were willing to fight for Stalin despite everything; he may have been a ruthless tyrant, but he was their ruthless tyrant.
  • Broken Base: One hardly can find middle opinion on Stalin: people tend either to completely demonise him or worship him as a god - and naturally both groups hate each other. It is almost unheard of to criticise Stalin for his real faults as an utterly ruthless idealogue, rather than just demonising him as evil incarnate/Hitler mk2.
  • Black and Gray Morality: The way the Soviet Union treated its citizens under Stalin in early years was indeed horrible, as the country was working beyond limits to catch up with others as a whole, and most sufficiently-pale-skinned United States citizens were treated far better ('and in The South you are hanging blacks' was a stock Soviet response to US citizens condemning Soviet atrocities until the 1970s), but both countries were plagued by corruption (albeit to differing degrees) and supported cruel dictators in other countries.
  • Boring but Practical: He could read at a staggering pace and had an amazing memory. This enabled him to literally do the work of two people in his secretarial capacities, and is a big part of how he rose to power in the first place. He continued it when he was in office, not least because he arranged it so that every department of the government reported directly to him and several policy spheres (diplomacy, heavy industry, the Air Force) were his exclusive domain.
  • Boomerang Bigot: A Georgian who committed huge-scale violence against Georgia, though he was (slightly) less harsh on Georgia than he was on most of the other Soviet republics. The story goes that he was terrified of his mother.
  • The Chessmaster: Stalin engineered his coming to power by abusing the previously-obscure position of Secretary General. His job was to recruit new Party members, and, in just a few years, he formed a majority out of newcomers, personally loyal to him, and ousted the Communist old guard from power.
  • Compensating for Something: Stalin absolutely LOVED Heavy Tanks for their Thick Armor, Raw Firepower, and Huge Size. So much so that he had an entire series named after him. However, this love actually caused more harm than good for the Red Army.
  • Corrupt Politician: Hoo boy. Corruption is probably the mildest offence on his record.
  • Dangerously Genre Savvy: It's well-known that in 1941 Stalin, like his opposite number, regularly dictated which military operations were to be undertaken while relying largely or solely on his own military intuition and the 'advice' of sycophantic subordinates, causing disasters (Smolensk, Kiev) nearly every time he did. Because no-one was willing to tell him that he was the common factor in these and other failures (e.g. failed Leningrad campaigns 1942 & 1943, Belarus 1943), the tide of which changed when the Red Army and her generals accumulated enough experience and material to surpass the Wehrmacht. In essence, the Red Army succeeded in spite and not because of Stalin.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Well-known for his sardonic and breathtakingly cynical sense of humor, for example as stated above when hearing of his son's failed attempt of suicide: "He can't even shoot straight". So much that Winston Churchill, the king of snark himself, and who hated the man, once conceded that Stalin had a redeeming sense of humor.
  • Dirty Communists: Without a doubt, the Most Triumphant Example.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: His regime was full of this.
  • Distinguished Gentleman's Pipe: His Iconic Item.
  • The Dreaded: Stalin was obeyed without question because his cronies were simply too terrified of his wrath not to do so. His guards claimed they had been too scared to disturb him when they avoided attending to him during his stroke. Stalin's reputation was such that they were widely believed. See Hoist by His Own Petard, below.
  • Egopolis: Tsaritsyn, a strategically important city where Stalin first came to prominence during the Russian Civil War, was renamed "Stalingrad". Several other cities were named after him in the USSR, and Eastern European countries after Soviet influence extended to them.
    • Some Soviet military vehicles were named after him, such as the Stalinets artillery tractor or the mighty Joseph Stalin heavy tanks.
    • He eventually got mocked by Americans for this tendency: a group of locomotives intended for the USSR that ended up being used in Indiana and Montana were named "Little Joes".
  • Enemy Civil War: The Great Purge, and his obsessive conflict with Trotsky. Also, Winston Churchill (a noted anti-communist) dreamed of provoking the Nazis and Soviets to fight each other until both were utterly defeated. Ironically, this is almost exactly what Stalin wanted the Western Allies to do.
  • Enemy Mine: His alliance with Churchill and Roosevelt against Hitler. During the war, he also reversed his view on the Russian Orthodox Church, with intensified patriotic support for the war effort - he originally feared that dislike of communists would make the church agitate against the Soviets, even during war.
    • His alliance with Hitler pre-World War II: Despite the Nazis' anti-Communism, Germany and the USSR reached a non-aggression pact and gave Germany explicit permission to invade and annex parts of Eastern Europe, including western Poland.
  • Epic Fail: The first two weeks of Operation Barbarossa was one of the worst military defeats in history, even if it still utterly failed to achieve its objective (destroying the Red Army and causing the USSR to collapse). Much of it was Stalin's fault - firing (or imprisoning, or executing) all the high- and medium-level Red Army officers, believing Lavrenty Beria (NKVD) and Philipp Golikov (GRU)'s toadying assertions that the German military build-up was a giant bluff and so refusing to put Red Army forces on alert until midnight on the 21st-22nd of June. In their 'Secret Speech' condemning him in 1956 and in their memoirs Khruschev and Mikoyan claimed that he denied that the invasion was going to happen as much as forty-eight hours after it had begun, and that near the end of that period was so manically in denial that he threatened execution for anyone who brought up the subject. However, Zhukov told a very different story (that Stalin was pissed that he'd gotten it so wrong, but still kept his shit together) in his memoirs which is backed up by the paper-trail of Stalin's actions in that period.
  • Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas / Momma's Boy:
    • He was rather fond of his mother, being that she was the only person he spoke Georgian to (something he hated) after becoming ruler of the Soviet Union, since she couldn't speak Russian. She was even placed in a room inside a palace during Stalin's reign.
    • Other sources claim that Stalin also spoke Georgian with Beria, the Georgian head of the secret police, just to keep the conversations private, no other Georgian-speakers being present in the top clique.
    • Stalin was not only fond of his mother, he was also kind of scared of her too; he supposedly left the Georgian Orthodox Church relatively untouched mostly because he was afraid of the tongue-lashing he'd get from Mom (she was a devout Georgian Orthodox Christian and had, after all, wanted him to be a priest). For the same reason, the citizens of Gori, Georgia (his - and her - birthplace) got off lightly during his rule.
  • Everyone Has Standards: He did not approve of Lavrentiy Beria's sexual predations and his habit (popular in the NKVD at the time) of abducting young women in order to rape them, and murdering those who refused. This may, however, not have been down to any moral objection but to fears that Beria had set his sights on his daughter, Svetlana.
    • Again probably due to practical considerations, he issued a decree banning Soviet soldiers from using violence against civilians during WW2. Didn't stop a lot of them from doing it anyway.
  • Family Values Villain: He practically invented the "prude sexless uptight Communist" image and did it so well most people wouldn't believe The Soviet Twenties did exist.
  • Follow the Leader: He inspired (read: forced) several communist rulers to copy his policies and practices, including Five-Year Plans, pervasive personality cults, and of course, good old-fashioned repression. Most of them didn't gain as much success as Stalin, but some are especially famous:
    • Kim Il Sung and his successors in North Korea. Tourists say that North Korea is a "Stalinist theme park." Like Stalin, the Kims have a cult of personality, and build many statues of themselves. They send disloyal citizens to the Korean version of the gulag.
    • Saddam Hussein was no communist, and lived after Stalin's time, but he did admire Stalin, and copied some of Stalin's tactics. He also seems to have copied Stalin's mustache. Saddam had his own personality cult and many statues of himself. As Stalin did purges, so Saddam purged opponents from his Ba'ath Party.
  • Foreshadowing: Many examples, including Lenin's Testament warning the Bolsheviks about Stalin's potential, ambition and what that could do to the party, were conveniently swept under the rug by... Stalin along with Zinoviev and Kamenev. Arguably, the most ominous example is when his first wife died in 1907. Apparently, he said to one of his close friends at her funeral: "With her death, goes any warm feelings for humanity." The latter could explain a hell of a lot about him as a person.
    • When Stalin was arrested and imprisoned in 1902, his father, Besarion, angrily told his ex-wife that Stalin wanted to "turn the world upside down." Oh, how right he was.
    • "Lenin's method leads to this: the party organization substitutes itself for the party as a whole; then the Central Committee substitutes itself for the organization; and finally a single 'Dictator' substitutes himself for the Central Committee." -Trotsky
    • And then there's 'We are 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this lag in ten years. Either we do it, or they will crush us!'. Date of quote? 1931.
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: The first time Lenin mentions Stalin in a 1917 memo he forgets his name, makes a guess at it, then scribbles it out and just calls him 'that Georgian guy'. Who would've thought a cobbler-in-training/priest-in-training would become one of the world's most powerful dictators?
  • Full-Circle Revolution: Stalin brought back some Tsarist policies like autocratic leadership, reinstation of the officer corps, Cossack military units, & the state-sanctioned Orthodox Church, and most notably, the Gulag which is a continuation of the Imperial-era forced labor camps called "katorga".
  • Gasshole: Inverted. Stalin had no real gastrointestinal problems, yet had a phobia of farting in public. When attending meetings, he would always have two water glasses in front of him, that he would clink together to mask the sound.
    • Though he did once take a crap in the middle of the road towards the end of WW2. He and some of his posse drove out to examine how operations were proceeding, and while in the country the Vozhd had a call of nature, much to the (silent) embarrassment of his entourage. No toilets in the countryside, and no shame either. Hey, nobody else saw it.
  • Good Scars, Evil Scars: He had scars on his face from contracting smallpox when he was 6 (which he hid by having photos of himself retouched), a malformed arm from a childhood accident which, due to not having money to treat it, caused the arm to become septic and fail to heal correctly (which he hid by always having his arm bent in photos which camouflaged the deformity, or otherwise obscuring it), and webbed toes on his left foot. These no doubt contributed to his aggressive personality (kids called him "Pocky" because of his face, etc.) and his efforts to conceal them typified his pride.
  • Grammar Nazi: He would read everthing with his customary red pen in hand, ready to pounce upon the slightest mis-spellings or grammatical errors whether it was a Civil Service report or an academic text (he didn't read fiction) and 'suggest' corrections. They weren't always polite. The Russian State Library still has 500 of the books from his personal library, which are littered with annotations.
  • The Gulag: His NKVD invented the Gulag system.
  • Hate Sink: For the Stalinist era. Particularly noticeable outside the former USSR, where Stalin's is pretty much the only name anyone knows from the era and the Yezhovschina (lit. 'The Time of [NKVD director] Yezhov') was publicised by Robert Conquest in the English-speaking world with the more eye-catching name of 'The Purges' or 'The Great Terror' in the 1950s-60s. Nikolai Yezhov, Lavrenty Beria, Nikita Khruschev, Vyacheslav Molotov, et al. all get free passes by virtue of their anonymity. Yes, even Beria.
  • Heroic BSOD: Until the early '90s thought to be played straight, but actually a great big lie. In his memoirs Zhukov claimed that, upon realising the state of the disaster unfolding in the border-districts on the 29th of June, Stalin said something to the effect of "Lenin gave us this great state, and we've fucked it all up." In his 'Secret Speech' of 26/2/1956 and in his own memoirs Nikita Khruschev (and his second-in-command, Mikoyan) claimed that Stalin had actually said this on the day of the invasion and then suffered a nervous breakdown and retired to his Dacha for the next week, leaving the Soviet Union totally leaderless and in disarray, a story they claimed that Lavrenty Beria had also confirmed (before they'd purged him). Mikoyan's memoirs claim that he, Molotov, and a handful of other Politburo members went to see him at his Dacha on the 30th, whereupon Stalin is supposed to have given them a strange look and asked "Why have you come?" Mikoyan said that Molotov then told Stalin they wanted him back in charge as the head of the new State Defence Committee (the GKO, which gave him more power than ever). Until the early '90s it was Zhukov's word against Khruschev-Mikyoan(-Beria)'s, so many historians believed them over Zhukov. But the uncovering of the diaries of Stalin's personal secretaries and records of all the memos and directives he issued in that period made it clear that Khruschev &co. lied note . They had every reason to, of course, since Khruschev and Mikoyan's claim to fame was that were so much better than that horrible old Stalin who was of course responsible for everything that went wrong during the Stalinist era (hint: they weren't, and he wasn't).
  • Historical Villain Downgrade: If you visit the Stalin museum in his hometown of Gori, Georgia, be prepared to hear a lot about how excellent a poet and political leader he was, and check out the supercool train he had shipped from Russia because he refused to fly. There will be no mention of the millions of people who died either directly or indirectly from his "reforms". But hey, his swag from the Chinese delegation to Moscow sure is cool!
  • Hoist by His Own Petard: Stalin's guard detail invoked this trope, saying that they had been too afraid to check on him for sixteen hours after his stroke. In reality, his guards and cleaners had a surprisingly easygoing relationship with him, extending to drinking and card games.
    • For that matter, he'd just accused a conspiracy of doctors of plotting to kill him. The life expectancy of any doctor who treated the dying "Koba" would not have been high.
  • Iconic Outfit: His white uniform with a single medal on the chest and a Commissar Cap.
  • I Did What I Had to Do: This was Stalin's justification for his actions. Along with the general claim that he was creating a new socialist utopia, Stalin also specifically said that the USSR had to industrialize, and quickly, or else it would be overwhelmed by the rest of the world.
  • I Have Many Names: Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili (Russian- Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili); aka Koba, aka Soso, aka Josef Stalin ("Stalin"= "Man of Steel"). "Koba" is the name of a (much more violent) Robin Hood-esque figure from the Georgian novel The Patricide; "Soso" is a Georgian diminutive of his first name, Iosif/Josef. Both were originally childhood nicknames (he insisted on the former). Stalin is also reported to have used at least a dozen other nicknames, pseudonyms and aliases such as "Josef Besoshvili"; "Ivanov"; "A. Ivanovich"; "Soselo" (a youthful nickname), "K. Kato"; "G. Nizheradze"; "Chizhikov" or "Chizhnikov"; "Petrov"; "Vissarionovich"; "Vassilyi". Directly following World War II, as the Soviets were negotiating with the Allies, Stalin often sent directions to Molotov as "Druzhkov". He is only remembered as "Stalin" because that happened to be the name he was using at the time of the October Revolution (the same is true for Lenin and Trotsky).
    • Stalin/Man of Steel might be a pun on his Georgian surname Jughashvili, which can be read as "Son of Steel".
  • I Have No Son: Doubly Subverted. When the Germans captured his son while serving in the artillery, they offered to trade him for captured Field Marshall Friedrich Paulus. Stalin did not deny he was his son, but said "You have in your hands not only my son Yakov but millions of my sons. Either you free them all or my son will share their fate" and "A Field Marshall is not worth a lieutenant". The Double Subversion is that poor Yakov was in fact The Unfavorite and Stalin just didn't like him. When Yakov tried to commit suicide, Stalin commented that "he can't even shoot straight." Still, some accounts say that the death did seem to genuinely upset him. Come to think of it...
    • To complicate the issue further, shortly before receiving word of his son being captured, Stalin had issued Order No. 270 which declared all Soviet troops should fight to the last man and anyone attempting surrender or desertion should be shot if that is necessary to stop them. Or as Stalin put it: "There are no Soviet prisoners of war, only traitors." This later led to the prisons filling up after the war (and even during it) as prisoners who escaped were deemed to have done a deal rather than, you know, actually escaped, and were sent to the gulag for it. (Ivan Denisovich Shukhov in Solzhenitsyn's One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich is one of these.)
  • I Have Your Wife: He did this even to some of his closest associates, such as Molotov.
  • I Lied: To Churchill and Truman, after he promised that the nations that were to be under Soviet control were to have democracies soon after the war. Turns out that show votes had taken place in those countries and they became satellite states for the USSR. Churchill and Truman realized too late and so the Cold War began.
    • Though it's important to note that Churchill and Truman could do little to stop Stalin from doing all of this. Interestingly, some communist rebels in Yugoslavia foresaw his actions and took control of the country before Stalin could arrive to make sure that they had some level of independence.
      • Perhaps the greatest irony is that communism was generally more popular in Western Europe than in Eastern Europe around 1945. Both sides used very dirty tactics (chiefly publicising each other's atrocities, though the USSR came off very much the worse for this) to try and gain votes in western Europe. The Ur Example of this would be a request from the Italian socialist parties to delay the repatriation of Italian POWs captured on the Eastern Front - because they were almost guaranteed, to a man, to vote against them.
      • The vote for joining the USSR was of course rigged in most, if not all, countries that "voluntarily" became republics of the USSR. (Search in linked page: "July 1415, 1940")
  • I Was Quite a Looker: Apparently so, as a young man.
  • Jerkass: In addition to the millions he had murdered or whose deaths he caused by incompetence or callousness, he had quite the malicious streak in his interpersonal relationships too.
    • One of his less documented jerk-moves is the time he screwed over Spain during the Spanish Civil War. The Republican side were starved for guns and funds to continue the war since the League of Nations insisted on "neutrality". In order to get Soviet support, which was little and often more concerned with attacking the Trotskyists, the Republican side sold Spanish gold bullion to the Soviet Union. Stalin kept the money and never returned the cent, his agents having stolen the gold during the conflict.
  • Just the First Citizen: Stalin zig-zags this by playing it straight and averting it at the same time. For all his power, all the control, all the spy networks and the state he built, he was simply the General Secretary of the Communist Party—because of Stalin's use of this trope, the de facto leader during the history of the U.S.S.R. was always the person filling this post, regardless of whether or not that person was also the Premier. Someone stated that a title that would reflect his real power would have to be something like "Pope of the Communist church; Czar of Russia; CEO of Soviet inc." In addition he also allowed himself to be called simply "Vozhd" (leader/boss) after his fiftieth birthday celebration in 1929, and was given the title "Generalissimus" (the highest possible military rank), although he never wore the insignia. On the other hand, years before becoming General Secretary he did change his birth name from Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili to the Russian equivalent of Joe Steel. During his personality cult he also accepted an immense number of grandiose titles, including "Coryphaeus of Science", "Father of Nations", "Brilliant Genius of Humanity", "Great Architect of Communism", "Gardener of Human Happiness", and many more.
  • Karmic Death: Stalin had put so much fear into his minions that when he went to bed and ordered them not to disturb him, they didn't dare to do so. Unfortunately, he then had a stroke and was left lying on the ground for a whole day before they checked on him far too late. If his goons hadn't been so scared of his wrath, they might have gone in to check on him when he didn't come out at his usual time, and then gotten the doctors in to save him in time.
  • Kicked Upstairs: If an Old Bolshevik wasn't purged, they probably got this treatment. Specifically, Mikhail Kalinin: celebrated Old Bolshevik, appointed Head of State of the USSR, survived the purges, but he had almost no real power in Soviet government other than to sign his name to decrees made without his input and answer some diplomatic letters.
  • Kill 'em All: Punished the Old Bolsheviks, the Left Deviation, the Right Deviation, the speculators, the NEP men, the old military officers, the dissidents, the Jews, the ethnic Germans, the seditious, the saboteurs, and anyone speculated of belonging to the above. Millions of people went through in the Gulags, and not a whole lot survived.
  • Large and In Charge: Actually subverted. He wasn't as tall as paintings, statues or his personality cult in general would have you believe. He was likely around 5'6", making him a sort of Napoleon.
    • Amusingly, Napoleon was around 5'7", making Stalin even more of a Napoleon than Napoleon was.
  • Long Runners: 1928 to 1953, 25 years mark him as the the longest ruler of the USSR. He also would rank high in a list with the Tzars.
  • Man Behind the Man: Lots of people across Europe, esp. on the Right, thought that almost every Communist party took directions from Moscow. Turns out this was true, to the point where he was forcefully directing party policy, though not necessarily for the better (like getting his Stalinists to turn on the Troskyists in the Spanish Civil War, despite being on the same side; and telling German Communists that fighting the Nazi Party wasn't a big priority). Advised Mao Zedong against revolution, though probably due to the fear of having a fellow communist rule a country almost as big and powerful as Russia (this time, he was ignored).
    • Stalin supported Chiang Kai-Shek's anti-socialist Guomindang from its very earliest days right up to 1945. This was due to a healthy dose of pragmatism - Chiang's regime was an excellent buffer against Imperial Japan - and the fact that their political program wasn't all that different from the "socialism in one country" that he favored. He only switched horses after WWII, when it became clear that Mao's strategy of avoiding fighting the Japanese had paid off - the Guomindang had bled themselves dry during the eight-year war, and were on their last legs as a military force and a regime. However, he did from early on advise the CCP to promote Mao for his ruthless, aggrandizing and backstabbing behavior, actually the very behavior they were complaining to him about.
    • Interestingly enough, he actually had a policy of denouncing socialist parties in Western Europe and didn't commit as much to the Spanish Civil War as he could have (although he did nab most of their gold as payment for his services) to avoid the creation of an organized anti-communist bloc in Europe.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Not only did he masterfully exploit the position of General Secretary to develop his power base, Stalin also proved himself a genius at keeping the rest of the Soviet leaders alternately terrified of and dependent on him. He found all sorts of ways to eavesdrop on his minions, play off their fears, and destroy anyone who he feared would become a threat to his power, whether through carefully arranged executions or brutal mass purges. They didn't call him the Vozhd ("Master") for nothing.
    • The murder of Stalin's former friend Sergei Kirov, a charismatic Party member, is considered the start of the Great Terror of the 30s. A sizable group of historians suspect that Stalin orchestrated the murder in order to both dispense with a rival and remove others who might challenge his power. Even if not complicit in the murder, Stalin certainly used it to his advantage, with former Party members confessing to the plot to kill Kirov in show trials.
    • The Moscow Purge may count here. This was instigated during the Spanish Civil War, and at the same time, Hitler was busy occupying Austria and the Chzekhs. Then, westerners had so much to cope with, they hardly noticed what was going on in Moscow. A tactical timing indeed.
  • The Master: Was often referred to as "Vozhd." Vozhd roughly translates to boss, chief, or Master.
  • A Million Is a Statistic: Considered Trope Namer, though it's misattributed.
    • Specifically, the author of the book where it appeared attributed it because this phrase, more or less, "sounded like something he could've said".
  • Million Mook March: The numerous Red Army parades. Cleverly used to score a morale boost before the crucial battle of Moscow, as troops arriving from the east were paraded in an ad hoc celebration of the November revolution. The troops marched through Red Square and straight on to the front.
  • Misaimed Fandom: While most of the modern leftists despise Stalin, he is a very popular figure among Russian right-wing nationalists for restoring Russian national identity & Orthodox Church and purging the original Bolsheviks. Hell, even some people made an icon of him as a saint.
  • Modern Major General: Considered one, as while his specialization wasn't military, he got rank of Generalissimus and so was commander-in-chief. In reality, actual generals, Zhukov particularly, stated that he was fairly competent - especially for a civilian.
    • In general, however, Stalin's skill-set wasn't being a general, much less a commander-in-chief of what became the largest military force the world had ever seen. His forays into strategy and tactics, particularly in the beginning of the war, turned victory into catastrophe more than once.
  • Nice Job Breaking It Villain: Before WWII he killed off a lot of his experienced military officers, which was part of the reason that Germany was able to get so far.
    • Also, Stalin's divisions of the boundaries in the Caucasus region (like giving the Armenian-populated enclave of Nagorno-Karabakh to Azerbaijan) caused several wars after the Soviet Union collapsed, and even today the conflicts haven't been settled.
    • There's also historical evidence that Soviet intelligence agencies had full knowledge of Operation Barbarossa (Nazi Germany's invasion plan), but Stalin refused to accept it.
  • Not So Different: To his arch-nemesis, Adolf Hitler. Alan Bullock's Hitler and Stalin: Parallel Lives elaborates on this.
  • Out-Gambitted: Narrowly averted. After Britain and France allowed Czechoslovakia to be swallowed up by the Nazis, and after those powers showed little interest in making an alliance with the USSR, Stalin shocked everybody by making an alliance with Hitler instead. The general idea, from the Soviet perspective, was that the capitalist powers of Western Europe—Germany, Italy, France, Britain—would fight and weaken each other while the Soviets fortified their new western frontier and built up their army. Instead Germany conquered France in six weeks in 1940 (Stalin was horrified at the swift collapse of the French), kicked Britain out of continental Europe, then turned around and attacked the USSR the next year, with Stalin's new western fortifications nowhere near completion and his army not at all ready. The Soviets eventually beat back the Germans, won the war, and won a new empire in Eastern Europe, but at a horrible cost in lives and resources.
  • Over and Under the Top: Of the world's leading mustachioed dueling dictators, Adolf Hitler was under with that little toothbrush thing, but Stalin was waaaay over with his.
  • The Patriarch: "Father of the nation" was among his titles. In reality he became more of a Soviet God... an Old Testament God, that is, as likely to smile down beneficently as squish you like a bug.
  • Pet the Dog: Joseph Stalin, in addition to defeating the Germans, also ended the persecution of Christianity in Soviet Russia.
    • ... in order to use the Church's influence to rally the people to defeat said Germans.
    • ... and after ordering the execution of tens of thousands of clergymen during the Great Purge. In other words, Stalin did reduce repression against the Orthodox church, but he was also the one who turned it Up to Eleven in the first place.
    • Stalin's administration did a lot to make sure people had universal access to healthcare, and diseases such as typhus, cholera, and malaria became much rarer (except during WW2). Of course, this wasn't much comfort to the people who got dumped in Gulags...
    • Decided not to demand from Western allies to hand over Hungarian Admiral Horthy, despite requests of new communist governments of Hungary and Yugoslavia after war ended, on the grounds that Horthy was already a harmless old man and that he tried to surrender back in 1944, only to be overthrown by Germans for his trouble. This becomes amusing, when one remembers that Horthy's archnemesis Hungarian Communist Bela Kun was not so lucky, having been executed on Stalin's orders in 1938. Adding to the irony, "Old Man Horthy" outlived Stalin almost four years.
    • On a more personal level, Stalin could be quite kind to people whom he only met in passing. There is one account of him making sure a man was set free from the Gulag after receiving a letter from the man's young daughter. Another instance was when he and some of his staff had to stay at a old lady's cottage for the night while travelling between Moscow and a military headquarters during the war, he ensured the woman was compensated for the trouble despite the lady declaring that she was happy to provide the service for free.
  • Porn Stache: Maybe he could have embarked on a different career if the whole Communism thing hadn't worked out.
  • The Purge: The infamous Great Purge of 1937-1938. There were also a few smaller purges.
    • Mugging the Monster: Among the Old Bolsheviks untouched by the purges was one Rozalia Zemlachka, a commissar renowned for ruthlessness, Ax-Crazy and total unwillingness to take shit from anyone during the Civil War. Any attempt to arrest Zemlachka would end in a TPK of the arresting force and mild amusement on Zemlachka's part. Or maybe near-TPK and dead Zemlachka. In any case, her removal was more trouble than was worth, so no attempts were made.
    • There's also an Urban Legend about Marshal Budyonny fending off NKVD goons with machine guns.
  • Pyrrhic Victory: The Soviet victory over Finland in the Winter War was achieved at enormous cost, and ruined what remained of the USSR's reputation to boot.
  • Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil: Invoked with his disdain for Beria' sexual predations. See Everyone Has Standards above.
    • As another example, Beria would pass on documents about sexual violence (reports on the mass rapes in East Prussia as the Soviet Army enters Germany and the way that German women would try to kill their children, and kill themselves, to avoid such a fate) collected by the NKVD to Stalin, who then ticks the reports if he read them. No record on his thoughts about the whole thing, though.
  • Reassigned to Antarctica: He was very fond of this. His most prominent target was marshal Zhukov (Stalin feared that the marshal's popularity eclipse his own - and he couldn't just kill or imprison the country's most famous war hero). He would also do this to entire ethnic groups - they were simply gathered up and forced to relocate to remote areas (which resulted in many deaths).
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to Adolf Hitler's Red. Stalin was cold, calculating and cynical, whereas Hitler was impulsive, reckless and idealistic (to his own warped standard of ideals). To get an idea of this, compare their speeches. Hitler's are animated and explosive. Stalin's are dreary - in fact, because of his Georgian accent, a good way equivalent for US audiences is sounding like a Canadian reading a speech in a flat monotone. Not to mention the way Hitler was often very animated about his emotions. Stalin, not so much.
    • At least in public. In private, Stalin was *infinitely* less reserved and noted by his closest underlings and his enemies as being given to explosive rages and crushing depressions. That, and while he was unspeakably cynical it's quite likely he never gave up on his "ideals" either, even if what they exactly were is extreme Flame Bait.
  • Removed from the Picture: Stalin had a tendency to erase his political rivals from photographs taken before he had them killed. The best example is this photograph, which was edited three times until Stalin was the only one left. And if you look closely, his face seems to get a little lonelier each time.
  • Rousing Speech: Largely averted, since Stalin, despite his personal charisma, was not known as a dynamic speaker, and dictatorships ruled by terror have little need for Rousing Speeches. He could however rise to the occasion once in a while. His radio address to the Soviet people on July 3, 1941, his first speech since the German invasion, startled listeners with its uncharacteristically warm and personal introduction.
    Stalin: Comrades! Citizens, Brothers and Sisters! Men of our army and navy! I am addressing you, my friends!
    Stalin: The German invaders want a war of extermination with the peoples of the U.S.S.R. Well, if the Germans want to have a war of extermination, they will get it.
  • Room Full of Crazy: He cut out interesting pictures and paintings from magazines and paste them on the walls of his Dachas, leaving many a newcomer baffled at the sight. He liked art featuring kids, apparently. No, not sexually.
  • The Spock: Played the cold, unbending, calculating card, what with Winston Churchill's downright McCoy-like bouts of gentlemanly fervor and FDR's constant need to find a happy medium.
  • The Starscream: In a testament written just before his death, Lenin denounced Stalin's ambitions and tried to warn the other Soviet leaders about them. Unfortunately, Stalin managed to blunt the effect of the testament and still seized power after Lenin's death anyway.
    • Also, much of the Politburo during his reign.
    • And Mao Zedong's China tried to oust the Soviet Union as the most powerful Communist country during the Cold War.
  • Token Evil Teammate: Of the Allies in World War II.
  • Token Minority: Along with Chiang Kai-shek, the only major non-European Allies leader.
  • Took a Level in Badass: Stalin did this to the USSR as a whole. By World War One, Imperial Russia was falling apart, its armies were poorly trained and equipped, and it got its ass kicked by Imperial Germany. By World War II, although it was hampered by Stalin's purges and interference, the Red Army that took on Nazi Germany was much stronger than its imperial predecessor.
  • The Unfettered: To say that this man is ruthless while working his way towards his objectives is an understatement.
  • Unperson: The Trope Namer. This is a particularly cruel punishment to give to anyone. Imagine that the Secret Police have arrested you for offending Stalin. Now imagine that not only will you be shot, but all information about you being erased from all records in the nation. As if you never existed, and therefore you will never be remembered...
    • Which is why the children of many sent to the GULAG were arrested as well, in order to prevent a generation of vengeance seekers.
    • In an ironic, justified turn of events, this also happened to Stalin himself after Khrushchev's secret speech - to a certain extent (in Yugoslavia this happened to Stalin even earlier, due to the Tito-Stalin split). While he was never completely written out of history, he was marginalized and became a scapegoat for most problems in the USSR, while his positive achievements (such as they were) were ascribed to Lenin instead. In addition, most of his statues were torn down, and streets and towns named for him were re-named. Finally, his body was removed from Lenin's mausoleum.
  • Unwitting Pawn: As noted above, Western luminaries like H.G. Wells and Beatrice Webb gushed about the Soviet Union. Needless to say, Stalin played each and every one of them like a fiddle — there's an apocryphal story that he regarded them as "useful idiots."
    • Not just them: Stalin had huge influence over most European Communist groups, almost all of whom were far too trusting towards him. This had disastrous consequences in the Spanish Civil War where Stalin's chicanery and in-fighting with Trotskyists and Anarchists, as reported in George Orwell's Homage to Catalonia, played a part in the rise of Francisco Franco.
  • Vetinari Job Security: Claimed by Mikoyan, but extremely unlikely to be true (see 'Heroic BSOD' above). Molotov was renowned for his submissiveness and lack of indepedendent will, and the idea that he would have made any major policy initiative without Stalin ordering it is also incredibly suspect - not least because the only person with the authority to propose the creation of the State Defence Committee (GKO) was Stalin himself.
  • We Have Reserves: Used by the Red Army to repeatedly outwit 'and' wear down its opponents during the Civil War. This trope saw its apotheosis in the first six months of the Great Patriotic War, wherein the Soviets lost four million men (dead or captured, which was as good as dead). A close second would be the year of 1942, in which they lost another three million, and in 1943-45 they lost just short of another three million (in addition to another 17 million civilians throughout). By 1943 The Red Army was so short on manpower that up to a thousand kilometres (i.e. a third or more) of the front line at any given time would be manned by nothing but machine-gunners, snipers, and artillerymennote  - the riflemen being kept as reserves and used only for forcing breakthroughs for the armoured+mechanised exploitation forces. Said assault forces could be expected to lose 20-30% of their numbers, when contemporary Anglo-American assault forces had been known to 'shatter' (break off the attack, flee, and have to be rounded up by Military Police) after taking losses as low as 10%. Stalin even had a few suitably villainous quotes lampshading regarding the Red Army's need to compensate for its inexperience and incompetence during 1941-42 with raw manpower.
    Quantity has quality of its own.
    • Do bear in mind that Red Army operational art was very different to that of the Western Allies. The Red Army could be and certainly was sloppy, leading to brutal casualty numbers, but it is a vast Flanderisation to accuse it of simply drowning its opponents in blood - resulting military casualties were close enough.
    "The violent death of a large number of people was necessary before the Communist state could be established."
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Not with his own father, but with Lenin and Karl Marx. Some historians allege Stalin frequently wondered what Marx and Lenin would think of him and his efforts to live up to their legacy.
    • The last communication from Lenin to Stalin was a letter Lenin sent to Stalin in March 1923, demanding that Stalin apologize for being rude to Lenin's wife. Stalin kept that letter in his desk for the rest of his life.
  • You Have Failed Me: Either he loved this trope or owed it money. Alan Bullock, when asked whether he would rather spend a weekend with Hitler or Stalin, replied:
    Bullock: Hitler, for though it would be boring in the extreme, I would have far more chance of coming out alive.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Stalin did this constantly. The most well-known example would be the Great Purges of the 1930s, when Stalin ordered the execution of every Red Army officer that he believed wasn't loyal to him (read: almost all of them). But the shining example has to be Nikolai Yezhov, the head of the NKVD and the guy who carried out the purge on Stalin's orders, who was himself executed in 1940. That's right, Stalin even had the executioner executed.
    • Somewhat amusingly, Yezhov, thanks to having so much experience in the matter, actually saw this coming and spent his last weeks binge drinking and warning his friends that Stalin was probably going to have them killed.
  • Wicked Cultured: Stalin had a personal library of 20,000 academic books (including a handful of basic German texts) and checked out an annual average of 500 books from state libraries in the 1920s, though this number fell over time as his work took up more and more of his time. He personally annotated many drafts of Russian-language texts with 'suggestions', and protected and funded Mikhail Sholokhov and Mikhail Bulgakov (authors of the some of the best Russian-language literature ever produced).

Josef Stalin in popular culture:

  • In Animal Farm, Napoleon is clearly meant to be Stalin. A scene where all the animals ducked from an explosion was changed to have Napoleon stand firm - Orwell hated Stalin, but acknowledged that his staying in Moscow, when it would be far easier to leave, showed that for all his monstrosity and enormous flaws, he did have some balls.
  • Likewise, Lord Voldemort is (according to Word Of Goddess) a combination of both Stalin & Hitler's worst traits.
  • The man himself shows up in Axis Powers Hetalia as Russia's leader during the WW2 strips, where he's shown as being an abusive, manipulative prick. Though Ivan does turn the tables on him by the end. Especially since it's implied that Russia himself actually kills him off-screen.
  • Arthur Koestler's novel Darkness at Noon refers to him only as "No. 1," though it's mentioned that he had been called many names.
  • The instigator of WWII in the Alternate History game Command & Conquer: Red Alert. As much as a Jerk Ass as in real life. He dies differently depending on which side you're on.
  • Makes several appearances in Alternate History stories by Harry Turtledove:
    • In Literature/Worldwar, he's the same as the historical Stalin, leading the Soviet Union through WW2 after the aliens invade, and eventually being succeeded by Foreign Minister Molotov (who was sidelined and forced out of the Party in real life).
    • In TL-191, he's one of the leaders of the Communist fighters in Tsaritsyn (which became Stalingrad in our timeline - Historical In-Joke), being referred to by the Western media as "The Man of Steel", the literal translation of "Stalin". In the end, the Communists lose and Tsarism is reasserted.
      • Which is a fairly accurate picture of what he was really doing at the time. Stalingrad was in fact named after him BEFORE his rise to power due to his command of the city's defense and his eventual victory over the besieging Whites.
    • In the short story Joe Steele, his family emigrates to America and he becomes a dictatorial politician in the USA.
    • In the Darkness series, which is basically WW2 with Fantasy Counterpart Cultures, Stalin's equivalent is the mad King Swemmel of Unkerlant, who had his twin brother Kyot (analogue of Trotsky) murdered.
  • Appears as Froggo's big buddy in Histeria!
  • Similarly, he's the title character in Michael Moorcock's The Steel Tsar.
  • The The Adventures of Samurai Cat books have him and Hitler as relatively genial buddies, oddly. World War II was just a bet between them to see who could kill more Russians; the loser ended up working for the winner. And they all became werewolves. Even Hitler. And, oddly, neither Tomokato nor Shiro could kill him. For the series being very loose with reality and history (a samurai who's heard of the Chicago Cubs in 16th century Japan, while discussing their awfulness with Prohibition-era gangsters).
  • In Superman: Red Son, Communist Superman initially reported to Stalin, before taking over leadership of the Soviet Union after Stalin's death ("The Man of Steel is dead!").
  • Appears as part of The Terror's Legion of Doom on The Tick.
    • Or rather, a guy who really looks like Joseph Stalin and has done some research on him. For The Terror, that's close enough for him to make the team.
  • And of course, Stalin Vs. Hitler.
  • In Greg Bear's Vitals, Stalin funded a rogue biologist's research into immortality through the use of specially bred bacteria. And the plan succeeded. Sadly, the successful implementation of the procedure takes a toll on the subject's mind and involves being sealed into in a iron-lung style container half-filled with growth medium and bacteria. The book's protagonist finds him (along with other ex-Soviet leaders) in such a state in a secret chamber underneath downtown Manhattan.
  • Robert Duvall played him in an 1992 television movie on HBO.
  • The 1998 Russian film, Khrustalyov, My Car! by director Aleksei German is set in the final days of Stalinist Russia in the climate of the anti-semitic crackdown of the "Doctor's Plot". We get a glimpse of Stalin's ugly, messy Karmic Death.
  • Played by Aleksey Petrenko in the 2009 HBO wartime biopic of Churchill Into the Storm.
  • An episode of Animaniacs had the Warners visiting the Yalta Conference, and jumping on Winston Churchill's big belly. Uncle Joe decides that looks like fun, and joins them.
  • In the Wild Cards superhero setting, Stalin's death is shrouded in mystery; there's a rumour that he was done in by one of his aides after turning into a vampire.
  • Also in the game Stalin vs. Martians.
  • In Adam Robert's novel Yellow Blue Tibia, in 1946 he commissions a group of young Soviet science fiction writers to devise a fake propaganda story about an invasion of the Soviet Union by radiation aliens in order to unite the Soviet people in opposing them. Forty years later, one of the authors,Konstantin Sckvorecky, believes that the story is becoming reality when the events of Chernobyl and the Challenger disaster mirror the ones in the story. He dreams that Stalin appears to him and informs him that he (Stalin) is an alien himself and knew the invasion would come, although the book is vague as to whether this was a dream or not.
  • Assassins Creed II lists him as one of four Knights Templar who orchestrated World War II (the other three being FDR, Churchill and Hitler), and who controlled his subjects using an artifact that granted mind control over the populace. He was eventually killed by one of the eponymous assassins.
  • In the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, it's implied Stalin is actually a son of Hades. In fact, its Wiki outright states it.
  • In GURPS Technomancer, Stalin did not die in 1953, he was merely put into magical stasis-sleep-type-thing to be awakened when Motherland will be in danger. He awoke in 1996, after Communism fell, and started a civil war to oust democrats and capitalists from his country.
  • In the 1938 musical Leave it to Me!, Stalin appears at the end of the first act to give "Comrade Alonzo" (the American ambassador) a kiss on the cheek.
  • In Civilization I Stalin is the default Russian leader, the Premier of the USSR in the stock WWII scenario of II, a secondary character in III and one of the possible leaders of Russia in IV. As an AI, he's kind of a hardass, and it's hard to stay on his good side for long.
  • Long live Stalin, he loves you; sing these words, or you know what he'll do!
  • The leader of the USSR in the Hearts of Iron, classed as "Ruthless Powermonger" and "Backroom Backstabber".
  • Commander Stalin, a freeware RTS game.
  • Appears in Robert Bolt's 1977 play State of Revolution, unsurprisingly as the villain (with Lenin and Trotsky as protagonists). Stalin's Establishing Character Moment has him confronting the leader of the Georgian Communist Party, coolly telling him "I am here to purge your party."
  • Stalin is the main antagonist of the second half of The Prayer Warriors Threat of Satanic Commonism, in which a group of fundamentalist Christians travel back in time to prevent the Communists from coming to power and killing Christians. There are too many historical inaccuracies to list, but the fact that his predecessor is called "John Lennon" should give some idea of what kind of work this is.
  • Played by Colin Blakeley in the 1983 TV film Red Monarch. Based on Soviet dissident Yuri Krotkov's essays, it satirizes Stalin's paranoid leadership style in the final years of his life.
  • Played by Michael Caine in the TV miniseries When Lions Roared.
  • The 1996 Australian comedy film Children of the Revolution revolves around Joe, the lovechild of a brief affair between Stalin and an Australian woman who meets him while on a study trip to the USSR shortly before his death. Stalin is played by F. Murray Abraham.
  • Shows up as a fresh-faced, gregarious young revolutionary and acolyte of Lenin in Nicholas and Alexandra.
  • The Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series began with Stalin and, historical inaccuracies aside, is considered not only one of the evilest and psychotic portrayals of the man, but one of the most accurate as well.
  • Sent up here by Eric Idle, Henry Woolf and David Batley in Rutland Weekend Television. A genial Stalin played by Eric Idle shows you how to cook Omelette Stalin, in Communist Kitchen. note 
    Whenever you've shot all the people to shoot, and you've shot the firing squad too...
  • Adolf Hitler is scared off by characters disguising themselves as Stalin in the Looney Tunes cartoons Herr Meets Hare and Russian Rhapsody.
  • Nero visited Stalin in The Peace Initiative of Nero to convince him to become a pacifist. He holds a peace elixir under Stalin's nose causing him to suddenly want to make an end to the Cold War. Unfortunately Nero starts argueing which one of them is the greatest peacemaker and thus Stalin throws him into a dungeon, ending Nero's peace initiative.
  • A short story by Anatoli Kudravcev features Stalin and Hitler as progressors of an advanced allien race attempting to save the planet from overpopulation. They discuss the way they can prolong the conflict but ultimately conclude that humanity is doomed despite their best efforts.

Alternative Title(s):

Joseph Stalin, Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin, Iosif Stalin, Stalin