[[caption-width-right:350:[[IncrediblyLamePun Greece]] [[{{Film/Grease}} is the word]].]]

[[IncrediblyLamePun Greece is not the word.]] At least in Greek, where the country is called ''Elláda'' ('''Greek:''' ''Ελλάδα, Elláda''). (note: Greek '''D''' is pronounced like the English '''th''' in '''th'''ey, so it's pronounced like ''Ellátha/Elládha''. In this article, we also use accents ''áéíóú'' to indicate the stress, like it is in Greek). The formal title is the [[AwesomeMcCoolname Hellenic Republic]] ('''Greek:''' ''Ελληνική Δημοκρατία, Ellīnikī́ Dīmokratía'').

'''Geography and Climate'''

Greece's area is 131,940 square kilometres (or 81,984 square miles), making it slightly bigger than the [[UsefulNotes/TheUnitedStates US]] state of Mississippi and slightly smaller than the state of Louisiana.

The highest peak in Greece is Mount Olympus (''Ólimpos''), nearly 3,000 metres high (nearly 10,000 feet) and famous for having been the place where the [[ClassicalMythology Gods]] lived, according to ancient mythology.

Greece is famous for its numerous islands. It is estimated that there are between 1,000 and 6,000 of them in all; of these, only about 200 are inhabited. The largest islands are (in order) Crete (''Kríti''), Euboea (pronounced and in Greek ''Évia''), Lesbos (''Lésvos''), and Rhodes (''Ródhos'').

The climate is predominantly Mediterranean, but contains a variety of 'micro-climates', mainly influenced by the mountainous ranges. Temperatures generally range from about 0 degrees to 40 degrees (Celsius) in summer. Snow is rare in low-lying areas, but more common at high altitudes.


The official language of Greece is [[CaptainObvious Greek]]. According to the most recent 2011 census, there are nearly 11 million people in Greece.

Ethnic Greeks make up about 94% of the population, but there is also a large minority of Albanians (4%). The remaining 2% of the population are assorted ethnicities such as Bulgarians, Romanians, Ukrainians and Pakistanis, to name but a few. Greece received 80,000 Armenian refugees in addition to 1.5 million Anatolian Greeks in the 1923 population exchange with Turkey, but due to gradual emigration the number of Armenians these days is between 20 and 35 thousand.

The state religion is the [[OrthodoxChristianity Greek Orthodox Church]]. About 98% of the population subscribe to this church, according to the 2001 census. In terms of [[ChristianityIsCatholic Catholics]], most live on the Cyclades and Ionian Islands. There used to a large Jewish presence in Greece, especially in cities like Thessaloníki. Sadly, due to [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany events we all know about]], most Jewish people in Greece were murdered in the 1940s in extermination camps such as Auschwitz. There are now only about 7,500 Jewish people left in Greece.

'''Ancient Times'''

Greece is a democratic state, famous for its history. As AncientGreece, it was the birthplace of democracy, TheSpartanWay (or the [[TropeNamers name source]]), Zeus etc., most of the OlderThanFeudalism tropes still popular in Western fiction (okay, except for all the [[Literature/TheBible biblical]] [[AncientRome and Roman]] ones) and the OlympicGames. In the last case, they were competed naked. No, women weren't allowed to participate (or watch).

'''Byzantine Era'''

Greece was at the heart of the ByzantineEmpire, who despite its distinct Hellenicity continued the traditions of Rome long after the western Empire had fallen, and was the birthplace of OrthodoxChristianity. The Empire was defeated gradually by the Ottoman Turks, and the Byzantine capital is now known as Istanbul, from the Medieval Greek phrase "εἰς τὴν Πόλιν", (''eis tin Pólin'') meaning "to the city".

'''19th and 20th Centuries'''

In the 1820s, the Greeks rebelled and created a kingdom of their own which gradually grew in size until, at the end of UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, it was to include a restored Constantinople and some Greek populated cities on the Turkish coast. This led to a bitter war between Greece and its allies, and Atatürk's resurrected Turkish army. The allies, however, were fatigued after [=WWI=] and thus didn't have their hearts in it, and gave up halfway through the war, giving the Greek army no choice but to retreat from Anatolia. In the end, the solution to the war was a "Population Exchange", in which thousands of European Turks and Asiatic Greeks were booted out (and in the case of Smyrna in Turkey, the Greeks were booted out quite violently along with some leftover Armenians when the Turkish army set fire to their quarters of the city), and so the principle of Istanbul, not Constantinople was re-affirmed forever more. Like any of Europe's bucket of ethnic conflicts and past expulsions, the best rule is to not mention this.

During UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, the Italians attempted to invade Greece, and found themselves bested and humiliated, necessitating Germany turning up to bail them out. After the war, Greece plunged into a CivilWar. The clash took place between the Greek Government Army, which included pre-war fascists (under the dictatorship of General Metaxas), Nazi Collaborators and the Democratic Army of Greece. The UsefulNotes/ColdWar had already begun and the Government Army was backed by the British and American Army while the Democratic Army which had majority support among locals was comprised of communists and partisans who participated in LaResistance against the Nazis. The British Army under Lt Gen Ronald Scobie [[WhatTheHellHero fully supported the Government Army]] and its ensuing dictatorship over popular resistance, citing fears of RedsWithRockets. This extended to the British government opening fire on a rally of peaceful supporters which killed 27 people on December 7, 1944.

'''Military Junta 1967--1974 "Regime of the Colonels"'''

Following the end of the civil war, the ensuing eighteen or so years were full of political instability and frequent government changes. Just check out the amount of times the Prime Minister and government [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Prime_Ministers_of_Greece changed in the 1949--1967 period]]. Granted, most of those years were spent under Konstantínos Karamanlís of the National Radical Union and caretaker [=PMs=] in between. But the prospect of a Center Union victory (a more liberal party) by Geórgios Papandréou (grandfather of the recent Papandréou with the [[NamesTheSame same name]]) in an upcoming election was too great for the conservatives to handle. On the night of 20/21 April, Brigadier General Stylianós Pattakós (still alive today, at the age of 101) and two Colonels, Geórgios Papadópoulos and Nikólaos Makarézos, seized control of the government in a [[MilitaryCoup coup d'etat]]. Rounding up all the political leaders and taking control of Athens through surprise and confusion (the tanks at strategic points helped as well), they declared much of the constitution suspended. This meant that they could now arrest pretty much anyone they wanted without a warrant and tried in a [[KangarooCourt military court]]. Most of those political prisoners mentioned above were either sent to concentration camps scattered around Greece or sent into exile. For example, Karamanlís escaped to France during the seven years.

The King at the time, Constantine II, initially worked with the regime but in December of that year, he attempted to organise a counter-coup to get rid of the military rule and replace it with a civilian one. [[ForegoneConclusion Needless to say]], his plan failed due to bad planning. He was forced to escape to Italy on the royal plane with his family and the former Prime Minister Kóllias in tow. While he remained king as he never abdicated before fleeing, he was eventually stripped of his monarch and head of state position in 1973.

The colonels themselves claimed they were trying to save Greece from the [[RedScare threat of communism]], using the rather contradictory term "anarchocommunists" for any left-leaning person. Life under the Junta was extremely restrictive -- freedom of thought and freedom of the press were abolished. Brutal torture of political prisoners was common. Music by 'communist' composers such as Míkis Theodorákis was banned.

The junta was eventually abolished due to a number of reasons. There had been a heavy anti-Junta movements throughout those seven years, culminating in a takeover of the Athens Polytechnic by students, who [[VoiceOfTheResistance broadcast their own radio station]] with the famous call "This is the Polytechnic. You are listening to the radio station, of the free students, of the free Greeks. Down with the Junta". The Turkish invasion of Cyprus in 1974 was the final nail in the coffin for the regime. The Army rebelled against the leadership and Greece was returned to a civil government in July 1974. Kóstas Karamanlís returned from France and became Prime Minister from the first free elections in almost a decade. The monarchy was overwhelmingly (some 70% voting against) abolished by a referendum in December 1974 and a new Republican constitution was written and enacted in 1975.

'''Modern Greek Politics'''

Greece is now a modern, democratic country. The parliament, the ''Voulí ton Ellínon'' ('Will or Desire of the Greeks'), is unicameral (has only one chamber) and has 300 members. For most of modern Greek history, either PASOK and ND always held a majority of seats in the ''Voulí''; from 2004 to 2009, ND was in power, from 2009 to 2012, it was PASOK and from 2012 to 2015 it was ND again.

For a forty year period from 1975 to 2015, the two main parties in Greece were:

* '''PASOK''' (''Panellínio Sosialistikó Kómma'', Pan-Hellenic Socialist Party), a centre-left party,
** 13 seats in Voulí.
* '''Néa Dimokratía''' (New Democracy), a centre-right party, '''opposition''',
** 76 seats in Voulí.

After the 25 January 2015 general election, the '''government''' consists of:

* '''SYRIZA''' (Synaspismós Rizospastikís Aristerás, Coalition of the Radical Left), a far left party,
** 149 seats in Voulí (just 2 short of a majority).
* The '''Independent Greeks''' (''Anexártitoi Éllines'', ANEL), a centre-right or right wing party,
** 13 seats in Voulí.

The remaining parties with representation (above 3.0% electoral result) in the Voulí are:

* '''Chrysí Avgi''' (Golden Dawn), a racist and neo-Nazi far right party,
** 17 seats in Voulí.
* '''To Potámi''' (The River), a centre-Left pro-Europe party,
** 17 seats in Voulí.
* '''KKE''' (''Kommounistikó Kómma Elládas'', Communist Party of Greece), a Marxist-Leninist far left party. They actively wish to leave the Euro currency and European Union and absolutely refuse to form a coalition with anyone. They have,
** 15 seats in Voulí.

Recent economic turmoil and financial problems in Greece led to the extreme right-wing and Neo-Nazi party '''Golden Dawn''' to be elected for the first time. This party made headlines in June 2012 when one of its candidates, Ilías Kasidiáris, [[WouldHitAGirl punched and slapped]] KKE politician Liána Kanélli [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nte1UtRww_k on live television]]. This party's ugly side was revealed in September 2013, when members were allegedly involved in the murder of a hip hop musician called Pávlos Fýssas. This led to the subsequent arrest of key party members. Despite this, the party came ''third'' overall in the January 2015 election, despite the fact that about half of its members were imprisoned!

There were two general elections held in Greece in 2012, in May and then June, owing to the fact that no government could be formed from the May election. Due to the perceived bad decisions and management and owing to popular discontent at Prime Minister Giórgos Papandréou's tenure, PASOK was very badly defeated in both elections.

From this election and between 2012 and 2015, ND was in a coalition with PASOK and DIMAR -- an offshoot far left party that split in 2010 from SYRIZA. However, DIMAR left that coalition in June 2013.

Due to a failure to elect a president in December 2014 by the Voulí, Samarás called an earlier-than-planned election for 25 January 2015.

In January 2015, SYRIZA won 149 seats, just 2 short of a majority. As a result of George Papandréou's defection and his formation of a new party, PASÓK suffered very badly and came in last overall. Papadréou himself didn't win a seat; therefore, for the first time in 92 years there was not a representative of his family in the parliament.

SYRIZA has joined forces with the Independent Greeks, a party [[OddCouple seemingly far from them in terms of ideology]] (right wing) but they both agree that they are anti-austerity and want to fight the Troika. SYRIZA openly intends to rely on votes from non-coalition parties like To Potámi for legislation on other subjects.

The current Greek Prime Minister (''Prothypourgós'') as of 2015 is Alexís Tsípras of SYRIZA. He is the youngest Prime Minister of Greece in its history, aged only forty. He was also the first to choose a [[{{UsefulNotes/Atheism}} secular oath of office]], rather than the usual Greek Orthodox Church religious ceremony. Previous PM Samarás was also harshy criticised for [[SoreLoser refusing to turn up and hand over to his successor]] before the oath.

Greece is a member of the [[UsefulNotes/TheEuropeanUnion European Union]] since 1981 and of {{Main/NATO}} since 1952.


Culturally, 2004 was a good year for Greek sport - as well as hosting the Olympics in Athens, the Greek football team (which had never before won a match at a major tournament) pulled off a spectacular shock by winning the 2004 European Championships, defeating hosts Portugal in the final. Sadly for the Greek team, the defense of their crown in Austria/Switzerland in 2008 was more of a reversion to type - they lost all of their group games.

[[StealthPun For those of you wanting an answer to that ancient question]],[[note]][[WhatsAHenway How much does a Grecian urn?]][[/note]] Greece's estimated per capita GDP in 2008 was $32,100. However, that was before the credit crunch and the debt problems Greece is now suffering from, not helped by large-scale tax evasion.

!!Greece in fiction:
* The Creator/JohnLeCarre novel, ''The Little Drummer Girl''.
* ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly''
* ''Film/MyBigFatGreekWedding''
* ''Theatre/MammaMia''
* ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' - The MoeAnthropomorphism of Greece is the [[NiceGuy laid-back]], [[HeavySleeper perpetually sleepy]] Herakles Karpouzi. He also philosophizes and likes cats.
* ''CaptainCorellisMandolin''
* ''Film/ZorbaTheGreek''
* ''Film/{{Z}}''
* ''Literature/JamesBond'' novel ''Literature/ColonelSun'' is primarly set in Greece and the Aegean Islands.

!!Fictional Greek people
* Dimitri Levendis in ''Series/{{Spooks}}'' is the son of Greek immigrant parents. He works for [[SecretIntelligenceService [=MI5=]]].
* Stella Bonasera in ''Series/{{CSINY}}'' is a half-Greek, half-Italian American cop, who self identifies as Greek and speaks the language fluently.
* MarvelComics' Michael Morbius, better known as ComicBook/{{Morbius}} [[OurVampiresAreDifferent the Living Vampire]], was born and raised in Nafplio, a seaport town in the Peloponnese in Greece.

!!Famous Greeks
* '''UsefulNotes/AlexanderTheGreat'''
* '''Creator/{{Aristotle}}'''
* '''María Cállas''' (1923--1977), a soprano and one of the most renowned opera singers of the 20th century. Famously had a long relationship with Aristotle Onássis. Well-known for her interpretations of Bel Canto and [[Music/GiuseppeVerdi Verdi]] operas.
* '''Mános Hatzidákis''' (1925--1994), Greece's most famous composer. Wrote many of Alíki Vougioukláki's most famous songs. Also wrote the title song of the film ''Never on Sunday'', sung by Mercoúri (see below) for which he won an Oscar.
* '''Melína Mercoúri''' (1920--1994), probably most famous for starring in Jules Dassin's 1960 Comedy/Drama film ''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Never on Sunday]]''. Also served for as Minister for Culture between 1981--1989 and again in 1993-1994, under PASOK.
* '''Nána Moúskouri''' (b 1934), a folk/Pop/Easy listening singer, famous for her trademark large black glasses.
* The '''Onássis''' clan, especially:
** '''Aristotélis/Aristotle''' (1906--1975), a billionaire shipping magnate. Born in Smýrni in UsefulNotes/{{Turkey}} (now Izmir) and living in Buenos Aires, UsefulNotes/{{Argentina}} for much of his life, he founded the Greek flag-carrier airline, [[AwesomeMcCoolname Olympic Airways/Airlines]] (which went bust in 2009). Most famous for having married UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy's widow, Jackie in 1968. They remained married until his death in 1975. Also famously had a long relationship with opera singer and fellow Greek María Cállas.
** '''Christína''' (1950--1988), his only daughter, and his only surviving child and heir when he died in 1975 (his son Aléxandros having died in a plane accident in 1973). She married four times and like her brother, died young. She only had one daughter out of her marriages, '''Athiná Onássis-Roussel''' (b 1985), and as his only surviving heir at all, she now possesses 55% of her grandfather's fortune (reportedly over a billion dollars; the rest of it went to either Jackie Onassis or the Alexander S. Onassis Public Benefit Foundation, established in honor of Aristotle's son).
* '''Démis Roússos''' (1946--2015), a singer who was a famous and unlikely sex symbol in the 1970s.
* '''Míkis Theodorákis''' (b 1925), Greece's ''other'' famous composer, best-known for scoring ''Film/ZorbaTheGreek'', ''{{Film/Z}}'' and ''{{Main/Serpico}}''.
* '''Vangélis''' or full name ''Evángelos Papathanassíou'' (b 1943), an electronic film music composer, probably most famous to non-Greeks for the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJzcUvS_NU theme]] to ''Film/ChariotsOfFire'' (played at the 2012 London Olympics by Creator/RowanAtkinson) and the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c theme]] from ''1492: Conquest of Paradise''.
* '''Alíki Vougioukláki''' (1934--1996), Greece's most famous actress, well known for her blonde hair and for starring in many, ''many'' films of the 1960s.
* '''Creator/{{Plato}}'''
* '''Creator/{{Socrates}}'''
* '''Creator/{{Xenophon}}'''

[[AC:The Greek flag]]
->The equilateral cross at the canton represents the Greek Orthodox Church, the nation's dominant religion (97% of the total population). The nine stripes have various interpretations -- one popular version equates it with the syllables of the words "Ελευθερία ή θάνατος" (Eleftheria i Thanatos -- "[[GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeDeath Freedom or Death]]"), the battle cry of the anti-Ottoman LaResistance; another has it simply as the letters of the word "Ελευθερία" (Eleftheria -- "freedom"), and still another equates them with the Muses, goddesses of art and civilization in Greek mythology. The flag's blue and white colors also have varying meanings, such as the sky and the sea, or the traditional colors of the Greek people since antiquity.