[[caption-width-right:350: ''And flourish green o'er freedom's home/The Maple Leaf forever!'']]
->''"Mon pays, ce n'est pas un pays; c'est l'hiver."''[[note]]My country isn't a country; it is winter.[[/note]]
-->--'''Gilles Vigneault'''

Canada is the second largest country in the world by area. Compared to other countries its population (35 million people) is rather modest at best, boasting a population density of only 3.5 people per square kilometre (the UK squeezes 255 people into the same space). The provinces and territories maintain a friendly rivalry, usually resorting to snide jokes and [[UsefulNotes/CanadianFootballLeague CFL]] playoffs. Why is it like this? Mainly because of the confusing origins and exacerbated regional differences. That said, Canada is still a unified country, and the rivalry that goes on is similar to that of any country.

Three of the most memorable moments to most Canadians in their history include: the UsefulNotes/WarOf1812 in which a fledgling colony was defended from the invading southern forces; [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI the 1917 Battle of Vimy Ridge]] in which the outstanding logsitician and professional engineer General Arthur William Currie (equal only to the Australian General and Civil Engineer John Monash) captured a godforsaken ridge from the Germans and successfully held it against counter-attack; and finally, Game 8, 1972, Canada v. Soviet Union[[note]][[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Henderson SCORES!!!]][[/note]].

Insisting that Canada is still a Dominion of the United Kingdom or is in any way in some sort of union with the United States is bound to stir up some backdraft amongst Canadians, as will suggesting Quebec should be independent (outside of Quebec, minus certain parts of Montreal).

Culturally, Canadians are perceived as being modest, quiet, and a bit like a backwards rustic neighbour of the US (kind of like [[MinnesotaNice Minnesota]] writ large). Similarities to America are profound, but those similarities are heatedly protested by Canadians. If one is asked to think of "Canada", generally the idea of plaid-wearing lumberjacks in a snow-filled pine forest where moose and beavers frolic about and bears savagely roam is imagined. Somewhere, ice hockey is filled in. Maple syrup (as well as the maple leaf, which is on Canada's flag) is commonly associated with Canada, and it's hard to imagine it not covered in snow and freezing.

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* Main/CanadaEh
** UsefulNotes/{{Montreal}}, the fourth largest French speaking city in the world after Kinshasa, Abidjan, and Paris (as of 2016).
** UsefulNotes/{{Toronto}}, the biggest city and the financial hub of Canada, but is not the national capital (that's Ottawa, also in Ontario but a bit to the Northeast; Toronto is the provincial capital), and definitely not the centre of the universe no matter how much Torontonians may wish for it.
** UsefulNotes/{{Vancouver}}, the financial centre for Western Canada, with a massive Pacific port. It is the city that is not Seattle [[CaliforniaDoubling no matter how much Hollywood wants to convince you otherwise]].
* UsefulNotes/CanadianAccents
** UsefulNotes/CanadianAccentInfluences
* UsefulNotes/CanadianEducationSystem
* UsefulNotes/CanadianProvincesAndTerritories
* UsefulNotes/CanadianHistory
* CanadianMedia
* Main/CanadianMusic
* UsefulNotes/CanadianPolitics
* Main/CanadianSeries
* Creator/{{CBC}}, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
* CanadianEqualsHockeyFan
* UsefulNotes/CanucksWithChinooks, the Canadian military
* Creator/CirqueDuSoleil, acrobatic circus founded in Montreal
* UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw
* UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire[=/=]UsefulNotes/TheCommonwealthOfNations: Canada is part of this.
* UsefulNotes/IceHockey, ''the'' national winter sport
* UsefulNotes/NiagaraFalls; although shared with the United States, it is the Canadian Falls which generally feature in media
* Main/OnlySoManyCanadianActors, like [[SixDegreesOfKevinBacon six degrees of Canadian Bacon]]
* UsefulNotes/{{Quebec}}, the largest and only fully Francophone province; its culture and penchant to be different from the rest of Canada, not to mention the separatist issue, now warrants its own page.
->'''[[JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf Statler]]''': What do you think of the great white north?\\
'''Waldorf''': It's white and in the north, but it's anything but great!\\
'''Both''': '''Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!'''
[[AC:The Canadian flag]]
->Red and white are heraldic colours assigned to the country by King George V in 1921, although it goes way back. The maple leaf in the center has been a national symbol for many centuries, ever since the French first occupied the area. This flag was adopted in 1965 by then Prime Minister Lester B. Pearson; before that Canada used the British Union Jack officially, and the Canadian Red Ensign (a British Red Ensign defaced by the Coat of Arms of Canada) informally.