->''"Wherefore we will and firmly order that the English Church be free, and that the men in our kingdom have and hold all the aforesaid liberties, rights, and concessions, well and peaceably, freely and quietly, fully and wholly, for themselves and their heirs, of us and our heirs, in all respects and in all places forever, as is aforesaid. An oath, moreover, has been taken, as well on our part as on the part of the barons, that all these conditions aforesaid shall be kept in good faith and without evil intent. Given under our hand - the above named and many others being witnesses - in the meadow which is called Runnymede, between Windsor and Staines, on the fifteenth day of June, in the seventeenth year of our reign."''
-->--Final article of ''UsefulNotes/MagnaCarta''

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a constitutional monarchy, meaning that it is officially "ruled" by a monarch whose powers are controlled by constitutional law. In reality, the monarch is a powerless[[note]]While the monarch retains certain "reserve" powers, exercising them would provoke a constitutional crisis of truly epic proportions. However the existence of these powers plus the fact that the UK armed forces are theoretically personally loyal to the monarch, not the government of the day provides a critical defence for the citizens of the UK from any attempt by a government to became a dictatorship.[[/note]] symbolic figurehead and the country is governed by its legislature: a Parliament made up by the House of Commons and the House of Lords. Although Britain has a parliamentary system and the Prime Minister, the ''de facto'' head of government, is supposed to simply be the executive of a ruling political party, some recent Prime Ministers, notably UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher and UsefulNotes/TonyBlair, have tended towards a "Presidential" executive style of rule. More concisely, the monarch is head of state while the prime minister is the head of government compared to a nation like the US where the head of state and head of government are the same person.

An extremely important thing to note about the British government is that it is more or less synonymous with Parliament (the Civil Service notwithstanding): all authority flows from Westminster. Indeed, the "keystone" of the British constitutional order as identified by the celebrated [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._V._Dicey AV Dicey]] is this: "''Parliament...has...the right to make or unmake any law whatever, and further, that no person or body is recognized by the law of England as having a right to override or set aside the legislation of parliament.''"[[note]]Indeed, it has been said that if the UK Parliament wanted to make it illegal for an American to smoke on the streets of Washington DC, it can. Enforcing that law would be another matter.[[/note]]

This setup is a result of the English Civil War (1641–51), the result of which was the monarchy handing over all its power (which in the Tudor era had been ''de facto'' absolute) to Parliament—a process helped by the fact that George I and II barely spoke English and didn't much care for governing Britain anyway—and incidentally resembles [[HobbesWasRight Thomas Hobbes]]' conception of government. In any case, though this sounds rather scary at first—in theory, British liberty could be dead with a single Act of Parliament[[note]]Although, so could that of the United States with a single Amendment -- but that would require 2/3 of each house of Congress and the assent of the legislatures of 3/4 of the states; that has only happened 18 times (once for the Bill of Rights in 1789-91, and seventeen times since then) since 1789.[[/note]] -- the UK's membership in the EU and its institutions, as well as a couple of other well-enforced treaties, have added a measure of restriction to the actions of Parliament; for the first time, Parliament has to deal with potentially making illegal laws.[[note]]although Parliament still asserts legislative supremacy over Europe and intended to keep applying an anti-terrorism law partially found illegal by Europe. Generally though, European Court rulings work the same as Supreme Court decisions in America: they won't be enforced for whatever time the law is still on the books.[[/note]]

!!The House of Commons

The House of Commons is staffed by Members of Parliament ([=MPs=]) who are elected by each constituency. These are similar to a Congressional district in the US—a large city will have multiple constituencies. A constituency is represented by a single MP. Each of these constituencies will have an individual name. Every decade or so, the boundaries are re-drawn by the non-partisan Boundary Commission, which does take representations from the parties.

The House of Commons is elected for a period of 5 years (elections used to be called at any earlier time at the Prime Minister's whim, but this practice has been recently abolished in favour of fixed-term Parliaments) or can be earlier if the government loses a vote of confidence. [=MPs=] are elected on the basis that the candidate winning the most votes is declared the winner, even if they only have one more vote than the next candidate when there are multiple candidates; i.e. it is not necessary to win more than 50% of the votes cast.

Results are only given for the whole constituency, not individual wards. When boundaries change, the "results" of the previous election for the new seats are estimated by the media from local council results. These should be treated with some caution.

When in the Commons, [=MPs=] are not addressed by each other by name, but as "The Honourable Member for [name of constituency]" / "My Honourable friend" for someone from your own party, or "The Honourable gentleman/lady" for people not in your party. There are some varying titles, such as "Right Honourable", used for members of the Privy Council, "Learned" (pronounced "learn-ed") for [=MPs=] who are also [[BritishCourts barristers]], and [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs "Right Honourable and Learned" for [=MPs=] who are barristers and members of the Privy Council]].

Parliamentary debates and question times are far more rowdy than the (modern) United States Congress, with creative insults and heckling being the order of the day, but {{Floor Fight}}s are very rare. The chamber is presided over by the Speaker or one of his/her deputies. The Speaker is a non-partisan figure (once elected Speaker, they drop their party affiliation, and ascend to the Lords after retiring as an MP), and during debates in the Commons, all remarks are addressed to the Speaker; speaking directly to your opposite number and using words like "you" gets you a slapped wrist. Particularly controversial media issues may be raised in Parliament, including [[http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200405/cmhansrd/vo050117/debtext/50117-03.htm#50117-03_spnew10 this particular gem]] [[Series/BrassEye from a Conservative MP]]. The current Speaker is John Bercow, a (former) Conservative from Buckingham. The Speaker, in the event of a tie, will nearly always vote to keep debate open and will almost never vote for a bill, as doing so would create a majority where one did not exist; the main exception is if the bill is a confidence or supply measure--i.e., if the bill fails, the government collapses and either a new PM and new government must be chosen or new elections must be held--in which case the Speaker will generally vote in favor.

!!! Elections to the Commons

There are 650 elected [=MPs=], all but five of whom [[note]]Sylvia Hermon, Michelle Thomson, Natalie [=McGarry=], Simon Danczuk and the Speaker[[/note]] are also members of a political party. Westminster is most near to a "two-and-a-half party" system, with the dominant parties since World War I being Labour and the Conservatives, the Liberals had been the other major party prior to the formation of a deeply unpopular coalition government with the Conservatives in the 1920s. They and their successors the Liberal Democrats found themselves in third place for most of the elections until 2015 - when, after forming another coalition government with the Conservatives they found themselves reduced from 57MPs to 8 and replaced as the third largest party by the SNP.

The first-past-the-post electoral system slightly favours Labour and heavily disadvantages the Liberal Democrats (and small parties in general), reflecting Labour's traditional large support in the cities and the Lib Dems' having a fairly even support nationwide; in theory, the Lib Dems could even beat the Conservatives into second and Labour could remain the ''largest'' party with ''twice'' as many as the Lib Dems. The voting system can, and has done, in some cases cause political parties to ''lose'' seats even though their popular vote increases; this happens to the minor parties more than Labour and the Conservatives, although Labour actually managed to lose an election that way: in 1951 UsefulNotes/ClementAttlee beat UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill by three-quarters of a million votes, but ended up with ''fewer'' seats. Proposals have been made to switch to a more proportional system, with ultimately little success — the main argument against the change was that it would ensure weak, minority governments or coalitions. On 5 May 2011, the UK held a referendum on whether to switch from the existing First Past The Post system to Alternative Vote, which if passed was expected to more fairly represent smaller parties like the Lib Dems and the Greens. There were vocal campaigns both for and against the switch to AV. Because of a legendarily terrible campaign from the Yes side that will be autopsied for years to come, it was defeated resoundingly, leading to the coalition becoming a lot more adversarial ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06terMUGHo0 Summary, in musical form]]). The general election that took place on 6 May 2010, with the key issues being immigration, the economy, and, late into the campaign, electoral reform; it produced a "hung parliament" with the Conservatives being the largest party, bringing the aspect of electoral reform to the centre of political discourse. With most forecasters predicting a hung parliament after the election on 7 May 2015(which did not happen; the reason they got it wrong will likely be a major topic as well), it's likely this topic will remain in the political aether for some time in the future.

It is worth noting that because a General Election is fought over 650 small constituencies, which change little (if at all) between elections, small Political Parties can make gains by concentrating all their efforts on one constituency. This is how the Green Party won their only seat in Brighton Pavillion in 2010, and why UKIP didn't win any despite having more support nationwide. Any Parliamentary constituency has a tendency to become a two horse race with a bunch of also-rans, but exactly which of the parties are the two front runners depends on the constituency. Scottish seats tend to be SNP-Labour (in urban areas) or SNP-LibDem (in rural and island areas), the South of England tends to be LibDem-Tory battles outside of urban Labour areas, and some of the deepest rural areas are shaping up as UKIP-Tory battlegrounds.

!!! After the elections
The party that can command a majority is the ruling party. Their elected leader, chosen by the party through varying methods,[[note]]Labour and the Lib Dems by the single transferable vote, the Tories by run-off voting[[/note]] then chooses a cabinet of which he/she serves as ''primus inter pares'' (first among equals). These men and women are responsible for various departments of government; there are currently 27 cabinet members who hold 42 positions—during the Labour governments of Blair and Brown, Harriet Harman acquired the nickname "Three Hats Harman" for having three separate posts—including the Prime Minister. They're often referred to as "The X Secretary", but their actual title is "The Secretary of State for X". Cabinet membership is not subject to Parliamentary approval, and may not even be along party lines (although, these days, they nearly always are), so chops and changes frequently, with much attendant press speculation.

Contrary to public assumptions, and the press' frequent bellyaching, the Prime Minister is ''not'' directly elected, thus calling a PM "unelected" doesn't really mean anything, except to take a swipe at a PM you don't like; UsefulNotes/GordonBrown got a ''lot'' of this to the point of being the press' ButtMonkey in the run-up to the 2010 election, despite the fact that, of the 23 Prime Ministers since 1900, fourteen ascended to the position in the middle of a Government; even Winston Churchill was "unelected" for his first run at the premiership during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII (in fact, Churchill never actually "won" a democratic election - his second government in 1951 was, as detailed above, a fluke of the system as he took considerably fewer votes than his Labour opponent).

Below these people are the Ministers of State and the Parliamentary Under-Secretaries of State ([[FunWithAcronyms [=PUSSYs=]]]). Below them are the Parliamentary Private Secretaries (PPS), who are unpaid lackeys for the Cabinet members. They sit behind the front bench at Prime Minister's Questions, with the result that the camera cuts their heads off. Those who are not chosen or refuse offers for the Cabinet or for junior ministerial office are called "backbenchers", as opposed to those who sit on the Government "front bench".

The official title of the largest party that is not in Government is "Her[[note]]or His[[/note]] Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition". Fittingly for a British institution, the name of this post started off as a joke; the term was coined in 1826 by Whig MP John Hobhouse, who was riffing on the term "His Majesty's Government" in the midst of a critique of the policies of then-Foreign Secretary UsefulNotes/GeorgeCanning. The idea took off, however, as many came to realise that it was a much better way of understanding the relationship between Government and Opposition than had been before--namely, rather than regarding the Opposition as just a few steps shy of treasonous, both Government and Opposition would emphasise their common loyalty to the Crown and the institution of Parliament while simultaneously disagreeing about everything else. The Opposition's job description is to question and hold to account "Her Majesty's Government" to ensure that any policies have been well thought-out. The leader of the largest party out of government is also known as "The Leader of the Opposition" and is a member of the Privy Council. The Opposition party will also select a cabinet, known as a Shadow Cabinet. [[TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness Despite sounding very cool]], this cabinet does not do anything in practical terms. Instead, their job is to call on their cabinet counterpart during meetings in the Commons, typically to question their decisions (the other [=MPs=], including the backbenchers, can also do this to whomever they wish). They also work out the party's policies in relation to their position—i.e., the Shadow Secretary for Education will look at schools and universities—ready for the next election. The Lib Dems also select their own "frontbench team" too, from the few [=MPs=] they have - currently they have fewer [=MPs=] than there are actual cabinet positions due to their collapse at the 2015 general election.

Unlike in the United States, changes of government occur very quickly. It is possible, and common, for the polls to close at 10 pm on Thursday, the result be more-or-less certain at about 3am on Friday, the defeated Prime Minister to go to Buckingham Palace to resign before lunch on Friday, with the new PM appointed before Friday evening and appointments sorted out over the weekend. Obviously, there are times when the result goes right down to the wire and the result not known until breakfast the following morning, most lately in 1992 (Conservative majority of 20) and 2010.

The following list includes political parties with regional representation or better,[[note]]And two that do not, but are included for completion[[/note]] ordered by numbers of [=MPs=], [=MEPs=] (Members of the European Parliament, out of 73), [=MSPs=] (Members of the Scottish Parliament, out of 129), [=MLAs=] (Members of the Northern Ireland Assembly, out of 108), and [=AMs=] (Members of the National Assembly of Wales, out of 60), where applicable.

!!!The traditional "Big Three" parties
* The '''Conservative Party'''\\
'''[--(329 [=MPs=], 244 Lords, 20 [=MEPs=], 30 [=MSPs=], 11 Wales [=AMs=], 8 London [=AMs=], 1 Mayor, 8,292 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Theresa May (Prime Minister and MP, Maidenhead).]][[labelnote:Regional leaders]]\\
[[AC:Current Leader (Scotland): Ruth Davidson (MSP, Edinburgh Central).\\
Current Leader (Wales): Andrew R.T. Davies (AM, South Wales Central).\\
Current Leader (London): Andrew Boff (AM, City-wide).\\
Current Leader (House of Lords): Baroness Evans (Bowes Park).]][[/labelnote]]\\
Formally the '''Conservative and Unionist Party''', indicating their position on UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion (and now the 'Scottish Question'), although hardly anyone ever remembers this. The party which currently has the PM and the Cabinet (Executive Branch). The traditional party for rural voters, suburban voters, the aspirational working class/Nouveau Riche types, and the wealthy. For a long time associated with the "ruling class" and the "establishment", they have tended to take a more populist approach to politics in recent years, especially during the UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher years and under Cameron's leadership, and are usually perceived these days as a centre-right party with a middle-class focus and classical liberal economic tendencies.[[note]]And they actually mean their rhetoric. Especially under Thatcher and Cameron, the Tories enacted/are enacting wide-ranging cuts to attempt to close the deficit.[[/note]] They've moved towards the middle in recent years, although they still have some right-wing traditionalist opinions. The popular opinion between 1997 and 2015 was that there was very little difference between them and Labour.\\
They are traditionally popular in the South-East of England and rural areas. The party colour is blue, and their icon appears to be a child's drawing of a tree, supposedly an attempt by Cameron to emphasise the party's environmentalist credentials; it also harks back to the traditional symbol of Toryism, the Royal Oak. From 1975 to 2006, the symbol was a torch of liberty. They are popularly known as the "'''Tories'''", a term that [[AppropriatedAppellation originally was an insult against Irish cattle thieves]] and which was the name of the modern party's forebear. The current leader is UsefulNotes/TheresaMay, who assumed leadership after the resignation of UsefulNotes/DavidCameron, but the most famous member is probably former Mayor of London, UsefulNotes/BorisJohnson, famous for [[ColbertBump his appearances on the show]] ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''. Has a substantial {{Hatedom}} they gained under UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher that they've never got rid of, to the point where the Tories are seriously seen by a substantial amount (mainly northerners and the working class) of the population as evil incarnate.\\
The Conservatives unexpectedly won a majority of 12 in the 2015 general election, largely at the expense of their former coalition partners the Liberal Democrats. It should be noted that the Conservatives are not particularly popular in Scotland, with the joke being that there are currently twice as many pandas in Scotland than there are Tory [=MPs=], although their popularity ''has'' started to recover somewhat since Ruth Davidson took over the Scottish Conservative Party, who currently regularly poll an admittedly distant second behind the SNP in Holyrood elections.\\
The anthem of the Conservative Party is "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ROlkMOL9s Land of Hope and Glory]]", a setting of March No. 1 of the ''Pomp and Circumstance Marches'' (yes, Americans, the ones you play at graduation) by Music/EdwardElgar:
-->''Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,''
-->''How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?''
-->''Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;''
-->''God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,''
-->''God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet.''

* The '''Labour Party'''\\
'''[--(231 [=MPs=], 208 Lords, 20 [=MEPs=], 24 [=MSPs=], 29 Wales [=AMs=], 12 London [=AMs=], 13 Mayors, 7,087 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Jeremy Corbyn (MP, Islington North).]][[labelnote:Regional leaders]]\\
[[AC:Current Leader (Scotland): Kezia Dugdale (MSP, Lothian).\\
Current Leader (Wales): Carwyn Jones (First Minister of Wales and AM, Bridgend).\\
Current Leader (London): Sadiq Khan (Mayor of London).\\
Current Leader (House of Lords): Baroness Smith (Basildon).]][[/labelnote]]\\
Started off as a socialist, working man's party (hence the name) but became increasingly concerned with more liberal middle-class issues in the late 1980s and moved closer to the centre under Neil Kinnock and especially Tony Blair.[[note]]We've skipped over a thumping great chunk of their history here, but it's not something you'd make movies about. Apart from the Miners and General Strikes of UsefulNotes/JamesCallaghan's time, but that's another story.[[/note]] In the mid 1990s, Blair dubbed his centrist vision for the party "New Labour", a piece of branding designed to distance Labour from its bitter infighting and radical left-wing early 1980s incarnation, which the image-obsessed Blair thought had a negative perception amongst voters; this label has came to be used more as a term of abuse by the party's enemies rather than a badge of honour, and the party itself has dropped it. There was between 1994 and 2010 a dangerous divide between the Blairites, named after UsefulNotes/TonyBlair, and Brownites, named after UsefulNotes/GordonBrown, and no one was quite sure what the difference was; the general consensus was that Brown is slightly more socialist and a good deal more Eurosceptic.\\
Officially a left-wing democratic socialist party, the party has taken a "broad church" approach to working class politics, inclusive of ideologies ranging from staunch Marxism to centrist "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Way Third Way]]" politics, which has secured their reputation for infighting. They've even flirted with authoritarian right-wing policies, especially with regard to civil liberties -- to the point that a historically ''very'' conservative Tory triggered a by-election in 2006 to protest a counter-terrorism bill -- and anything UsefulNotes/PeterMandelson got his hands on, which mostly appeared to be desperate attempts at populism. They are traditionally popular in London, the North of England, Scotland, South Wales, large urban areas and among trade unionists. The Labour party's current icon is the rose (a traditional symbol of European social-democratic parties), and the party colour, used in election materials and identification of Labour constituencies on maps, is red.\\
You'll see a number of Labour members listed as "Lab/Co-Op". This means that they are also sponsored by the Co-operative Party, the political arm of the UK Co-operative movement (as in the supermarket chain Co-Op). The Co-op Party differ very little from Labour, apart from an emphasis on fair trade, and don't run candidates themselves. Labour lost its majority in the general election of May 6, 2010, and Brown was already planning to resign when the Liberal Democrats began flirting with forming a coalition with both Labour and the Conservatives. Although they made it clear they would only consider a coalition with Labour if Brown resigned, upon learning Brown was already going to resign, they formed a coalition with the Conservatives, citing the pragmatism of greater numbers for passing policy.\\
Brown's successor was Ed Miliband, bested [[SiblingRivalry his brother David]] (and three other candidates who had little to no chance of victory) in a tight leadership election. [[Series/DeadRingers Jon Culshaw]] was reportedly happy, as [[FanNickname Mili-E]] sounds exactly the same as Jon's impression of UsefulNotes/TonyBlair. However he too suffered a crushing defeat in the 2015 elections due to both Labour's inability to offer voters any real alternative to the Conservatives' neoliberal austerity politics and the public's inability to see Miliband as Prime Minister.\\
Miliband resigned shortly after losing, triggering another leadership election. Initially pretty much no one cared, but the elevation of dark horse candidate Jeremy Corbyn from an outsider to front runner to actual ''winner'' galvanised supporters and the public throughout the contest, with him being seen by many as the only alternative to a "Tory-lite" leader. Corbyn, a veteran socialist on the "hard left" of Labour, developed enormous popularity among the party's rank and file membership, but most Labour [=MPs=] have been less enthusiastic about his leadership, with many fearing his radical views would doom the party in a general election. In summer 2016, conflict between Corbyn and the Parliamentary Party culminated in yet another leadership challenge less than a year into his premiership. Corbyn's loyal support among membership won that election by an even greater margin, and, for better for worse, Labour has cemented its shift toward the left. While the press has increasingly written the party off as being in terminal decline and likely to fall down to third-party status before too long, the historical difficulty for smaller parties to break into the "big two" may well save them in the longer haul.
The anthem of the Labour Party is "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDIuApfVxBg The Red Flag]]", by Jim Connell, to the tune of "O Tannenbaum":[[note]]The left-wing English singer/songwriter Music/BillyBragg notes that Jim Connell meant "The Red Flag" to be sung to a much less dreary tune, "The White Cockade". Bragg's EP of political songs ''The Internationale'' features a version of the song with the original tune.[[/note]]
-->''Then raise the scarlet standard high,''
-->''Within its shade we'll live and die,''
-->''Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,''
-->''We'll keep the red flag flying here.''

* The '''Liberal Democrats'''\\
'''[--(9 [=MPs=], 105 Lords, 1 [=MEP=], 5 [=MSPs=], 1 Wales [=AM=], 1 London [=AM=], 2 elected Mayors, 2,355 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Tim Farron (MP, Westmorland and Lonsdale).]][[labelnote:Regional leaders]]\\
[[AC:Current Leader (Scotland): Willie Rennie (MSP, North East Fife).\\
Current Leader (Wales): Mark Williams (MP, Ceredigion).\\
Current Leader (England): Steve Jarvis (Local Councillor, North Hertfordshire).]][[note]]The Liberal Democrats use a federal party structure. The "English Liberal Democrats" currently don't do an awful lot beyond campaigning and local government, as their policy functions are nominally delegated to the overall UK party at the moment, but they exist primarily in case the UK ever considers federalisation and England gains its own devolved autonomy. A bureaucratic example of DevelopersForesight[[/note]]\\
[[AC:Current Leader (House of Lords): Lord Wallace (Tankerness).]][[/labelnote]]\\
Traditionally a centrist, liberal (in the European sense) party, they were widely (mis)perceived as being slightly to the left of post-Blair Labour, and are sometimes treated as simply [[HilariousInHindsight a "trendier" version of Labour]]. Formed from the merger of the old Liberal Party -- itself a descendent of the original Whig party -- which saw its vote collapse after the rise of the Labour party, and the Social Democratic Party, which was formed of former Labour [=MPs=] who'd become disenchanted with the party's 70s flirtation with the radical left. Notable for having a very favourable educational policy and for getting rid of their alcoholic leader in 2006, then the one after him within two years.\\
They are traditionally very popular in Scotland, Cornwall, and Devon, and anywhere with a sizeable student population; for example, Leeds North West, where 25% of the electorate are students, has one of the most comfortable Lib Dem majorities in the country. Their party colour is a kind of gold-yellow, and their icon is the dove. The slang adjective is "Lib Dem". Suffer a lot from being the [[TakeAThirdOption Third Option]]; when they were treated equally to the main two parties during the 2010 election campaign, they even registered first place on the polls. The fact that these polls ''still'' translated to third party status -- due to their relatively even support nationwide[[note]]In fact, they were in second place more times than either main party.[[/note]] -- explains why one of their key party policies is the introduction of proportional representation through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_transferable_vote single transferable vote]].\\
Since the Liberals' fall from popularity back in the 20s, their realistic aims have been to be {{kingmaker}}s in a hung parliament, which they did in the 2010 election, deciding to ally with the Tories after talks with Labour failed. [[note]]This was, given the parliamentary mathematics, the best move: the alternatives were a centre-left alliance, which would've been too prone to nationalist interests, or a Conservative minority government, which might have quickly collapsed too.[[/note]] They have now suffered from that decision, having gone from 56 [=MPs=] down to 8 in the 2015 election. Some of this was because people thought they had betrayed their voters by a) getting into a coalition with the Tories (see what we mean about the Tories' hatedom?)[[note]] The backlash was so intense because there are a ''lot'' of constituencies where the voters either outright hate or deeply mistrust the Conservative party but Labour commands insufficient support to win the seat. Many voters voted Liberal-Democrat because it at least it kept the Tories out, so when the Lib-Dems jumped into coalition with the Tories, voters felt personally betrayed by the Lib-Dems decision to essentially let the Conservatives get into power by the back door with their help.[[/note]] and b) splitting in half to vote to raise tuition fees despite promising not to.[[note]]For older readers, this is a spectacular case of the FleetingDemographicRule: not only had Labour broke election promises not to raise fees back in 1998 and 2004 (and indeed they introduced them to begin with), they didn't have the excuse of coalition politics for doing so, and they were also planning to raise tuition fees ''again'' until around 8:40pm, 11 May 2010. The Tories had similar plans too.[[/note]]. The rest was because many of their [=MPs=] depended on tactical voting to keep Labour/the Tories out in their seat, and the coalition meant this broke down on both sides.\\
They have currently been superseded by the Scottish National Party as the third-largest party in Westminster (though maintaining a much larger presence than the SNP at local government level), bringing the traditional idea of the "Big Three" parties into serious contention, something ironically lampshaded every now and then by new leader Tim Farron.\\
The Liberal Democrats' party anthem, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fzk_Sc4bBY The Land]]", is of unknown authorship, but is widely considered the most rousing (former Labour leader Michael Foot thought it was better than "The Red Flag"), especially seeing as it's sung to the tune of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjxqZWWmgc Marching Through Georgia]]":
-->''The land, the land,''
-->'''Twas god who made the land.''
-->''The land, the land,''
-->''The ground on which we stand.''
-->''Why should we be beggars,''
-->''With the ballot in our hand?''
-->''God gave the land to the people!''

!!! The regional parties
!!!! In Scotland
* The '''Scottish National Party''' (''Pàrtaidh Nàiseanta na h-Alba'' in Gaelic/''Scottis Naitional Pairtie'' in Scots)\\
'''[--(54 [=MPs=], 2 [=MEPs=], 63 [=MSPs=], 398 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Nicola Sturgeon (First Minister of Scotland and MSP, Glasgow Southside).]]\\
AKA the SNP. The social democratic centre-left party's raison d'être is Scottish independence. Formed in 1934 after the amalgamation of the National Party with the Scottish Party. Eight years after the re-congregation of the Scottish Parliament, the SNP emerged as the largest party and formed a minority administration. In 2011, it won an overall majority, something considered extremely unlikely under the Scottish Parliament's electoral system. The SNP-formed Scottish Government held a referendum on independence on 18 September 2014, with Scotland choosing to remain in the United Kingdom. In 2016, they retained dominance as Scotland's largest party, but fell short of an overall majority. The Conservatives reclaimed their traditional role as second party of Scotland, reclaiming seats that had converted to Tony Blair's New Labour, and leaving the historic positions of SNP and Labour now thoroughly flipped as a result of Labour becoming the third party of Scotland.\\
Despite the similarity of their names, they couldn't be more different to the BNP (whose founding it predates): the SNP are noted for being very positive towards immigration, and are in favour of Scotland's membership of the EU. The SNP officially supports the monarchy[[note]]though it has a sizeable republican element opposed to it[[/note]] and has policies that typically resemble modern-day social-democratic parties found in mainland Europe. As a point of principle, the party does not appoint any members to the House of Lords, and officially backs its abolition and replacement with an elected chamber. They are also strongly opposed to the UK's Trident nuclear weapons system, which is based in Scotland, and have worked alongside other anti-nuclear weapons parties and the Scottish CND in calling for it to be scrapped.\\
The popularity in Scotland of the SNP is widely perceived in England as inexplicable, or else is explained away (and criticised) as mere bigoted nationalism, but it happened for perfectly logical reasons: for years, Labour was the overwhelmingly dominant party in Scotland, but being a UK-wide party, its policies were obviously determined in Westminster.[[note]]This was especially true when Tony Blair was PM and ran a very top-down Labour administration.[[/note]] This meant that, for decades, however the Scots voted in national elections, they were never able to elect anyone who was committed to looking after Scottish interests in particular: one of the few issues that the Conservative and Labour parties agree about is that national policy has priority over local policy. The result was that all the crucial political decisions about Scotland were made by people who didn't live in Scotland, and weren't that interested in the place.\\
Years of growing public disaffection with the two main parties, catalysed by the 2014 referendum in which Labour and the Conservatives worked together closely in Better Together[[note]]the official campaigning body in favour of a No vote to independence[[/note]], meant that in the 2015 UK general election the SNP scored a massive landslide, winning 56 of the 59 Scottish seats and essentially wiping out Labour's power in Scotland. With the collapse of the Liberal Democrat party, they are now the third largest party in the house, with more [=MPs=] than all the other smaller parties combined; a drastic shift in the power balance, and almost unheard-of for a party that only contests elections in one part of the UK.\\
Following the UK's referendum on membership of the EU (the 'Brexit' referendum) - in which the UK as a narrowly (52-48) to leave the EU, but Scotland voted strongly (62-38) in favour of staying - the SNP released a three-tiered plan in response, calling for: A) a "soft" Brexit that would retain Single Market membership[[note]]now ruled out by the UK Government[[/note]]; B) a tailored Brexit deal taking Scotland's specific circumstances - and vote - into account[[note]]not yet explicitly ruled out, but considered highly unlikely given Prime Minister Theresa May's insistence on a Brexit deal "for the whole UK"[[/note]]; or C) if both of those options fail, a second referendum on Scottish independence.\\
Their reasoning on this is that EU membership was considered a major issue in the 2014 referendum, with the No campaign claiming that independence would place it at risk, and only by staying in the UK could Scotland's membership of the EU be ensured.[[note]]Indeed, the leader of the Scottish Conservatives, Ruth Davidson, said in a 2014 debate that "No means we stay in", and the official Better Together Twitter account tweeted "What is the process for removing our EU membership? Voting Yes."[[/note]] Furthermore, the manifesto on which the SNP were elected in the 2016 elections explicitly said that there should be the opportunity to hold a second independence referendum if there was a "material change" in circumstances since the last one, with 'Leaving the EU against Scotland's will' being cited as the prime example. Therefore, the SNP argue that they have an democratic mandate to call a second referendum, and they have been supported in this by the Scottish Green Party, meaning that there is a majority in the Scottish Parliament for it should a vote occur.\\
The anthem of the Scottish National Party is "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kE3of1Lzo Scots Wha Hae]]", by Robert Burns, to the traditional Scottish tune "Hey Tuttie Tatie":
-->''Wha, for Scotland's king and law,''
-->''Freedom's sword will strongly draw,''
-->''Freeman stand, or Freeman fa,''
-->''Let him on wi me.''

* The '''Scottish Green Party''' (SGP)\\
'''[--(6 [=MSPs=], 12 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leaders (Co-Conveners): Patrick Harvie ([=MSP=], Glasgow) and Maggie Chapman (former councillor, City of Edinburgh).]]\\
A distinct but related party to the Green Party of England and Wales (see further below), the Scottish Green Party works alongside the other Green parties of the UK, but is otherwise a separate entity.\\
The Scottish Greens share a similar policy platform to the other Green parties of the UK, and in the Scottish Parliament place themselves significantly to the left of the SNP. Their policy platform is generally seen to be more fully-fledged and comprehensive than that of their counterparts in England and Wales, possibly due to their greater prominence in the Scottish Parliament via proportional representation. As can be expected, they also place a great deal of emphasis on environmental and land reform issues. The party backs Scottish independence, and enjoyed a surge in support and membership following the independence referendum in 2014.\\
While they did not gain any [=MPs=] in the 2015 Westminster elections, they moved from 2 to 6 [=MSPs=] in the 2016 Holyrood elections, surpassing the Liberal Democrats (5 [=MSPs=]) to become the 4th largest party in the Scottish Parliament. Like the Green parties of the rest of the UK, and like the SNP in Scotland, they support membership of the EU (though with the view that it requires significant reforms), and have offered their support to the SNP should there be a vote to call a second independence referendum to retain Scottish EU membership following the UK's Brexit vote.

* The '''Scottish Socialist Party''' (SSP)\\
'''[--(1 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Collective.]]\\
Very left-wing Scottish party. Campaigned for independence with the SNP, and at one point had 6 [=MSPs=] in the Scottish Parliament. Current representation is reduced to a single local councillor. The SSP took part in an electoral coalition for the 2016 elections called RISE - Scotland's Left Alliance[[note]]"RISE" being an acronym for Respect, Independence, Socialism, and Environmentalism[[/note]] which gained little traction, accruing only 0.5% of the vote and no seats in Holyrood.

!!!! In Wales
* '''Plaid Cymru'''\\
'''[--(3 [=MPs=], 1 [=MEP=], 12 Wales [=AMs=], 171 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Leanne Wood (AM, Rhondda)]]\\
"The Party of Wales" in English, a Welsh nationalist and [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen republican]] party who campaign for full Welsh independence and an expansion of the Welsh language, among other things. Like the SNP, they're a centre-left party, but not so keen on independence; although the Welsh are fiercely independent in ''cultural'' matters, ''political'' independence is highly unpopular, seeing as England and Wales have been joined at the hip since the thirteenth century. They only field candidates in Wales. Since the formation of the National Assembly for Wales, Welsh Labour has governed in all five electoral terms. However, it has never had a strong majority, either only just reaching the majority (30 seats) or being the largest party in a minority government. As a result, Welsh Labour have relied heavily on Plaid Cymru for most of the Assembly's existence for either formal coalition partnership or less formal "agreements" to get policies through the Senedd. For those not versed in the Welsh language, the party's name is pronounced "Plide Cumree" and the seat of power is pronounced "SEN-eth"[[note]]the 'dd' is pronounced like the 'th' in 'then'[[/note]]. And you thought that ''English'' spelling was weird.

!!!! In England
* '''Mebyon Kernow''' (''Sons of Cornwall'')\\
'''[--(4 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Dick Cole (Local Councillor, Cornwall).]]\\
Left-of-centre party agitating for Cornish autonomy, in the style of Celtic region devolution. Nothing more than a handful of members of Cornwall County Council. Regarded by non-Cornish people as not much more than a joke.[[note]]Although Cornwall isn't exactly a political heavyweight, it does have a distinct cultural identity. The Cornish language, which is distantly related to Welsh and Breton, is one of the very few languages to have died out ''and been revived''; at the beginning of the 20th century nobody spoke it at all, but by 2008 there were an estimated 2000 people who speak it fluently. In 2009, UNESCO changed the status of the language from "Extinct" to "Critically endangered".[[/note]]

* '''English Democrats'''\\
'''[--(1 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Robin Tillbrook.]]\\
English nationalist party in the vein of the SNP and Plaid Cymru. Generally close in ideology to the Conservatives, with most of their elected party members former Tories, but with support for an devolved legislature and an elected Lords. No representation beyond a single councillor.

!!!!In Northern Ireland
With the exception of the Conservatives and UKIP (neither of whom win any seats anyway), the main UK parties do not contest seats in Northern Ireland, and do not stand for elections to the Northern Irish Assembly[[note]]And in many cases, actually can't because they're not registered to do so anyway, and the UK-wide party doesn't want to try it, resulting in the curious situation in the 2016 Assembly election of Labour [=wannabe-MLAs=] standing under the banner of the "NI Labour Representation Committee". It didn't work.[[/note]]. Instead, a series of regional parties holds sway here.

* '''Democratic Unionist Party''' (DUP)\\
'''[--(8 [=MPs=], 3 Lords, 1 MEP, 28 [=MLAs=], 175 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Arlene Foster (MLA, Fermanagh and South Tyrone)]].\\
Presently the largest party in UsefulNotes/NorthernIreland to favour the continued union with Britain, and the biggest NI party as a whole. While their economic policies are broadly socialist due to the influence of the party's working class grassroots support, they're strongly right-wing virtually everywhere else, mostly as a result of the leadership of Reverend Ian Paisley, the founder of the fundamentalist Free Presbyterian Church. Although they're most famous for being stringently reactionary, the party seems to have mellowed out a bit since Paisley (and then his successor, Peter Robinson) became First Minister of Northern Ireland in 2005. Currently been involved in a bit of trouble for using cross-community procedural measures (designed to stop unionists or nationalists disenfranchising the other) to block the legalisation of same-sex marriage in Northern Ireland, among other similar matters.

* '''Sinn Féin''' (SF; pronounced "shin fane", Irish for "we ourselves")\\
'''[--(4 [=MPs=], 1 MEP, 27 [=MLAs=], 138 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Gerry Adams (TD, Louth)[[note]]A legislator in the Republic of Ireland. See UsefulNotes/IrishPoliticalSystem[[/note]].]]\\
[[AC:Current Leader (Northern Ireland): Michelle O'Neill (MLA, Mid Ulster).]]\\
The second largest party in Northern Ireland and the main nationalist (favouring Irish unification) grouping in the NI assembly. While they've been elected to the House of Commons, they don't actually take their seats as they see NI's membership of the UK as illegitimate.[[note]]Also, if they did take their seats, they'd have to swear an oath of loyalty to the Crown.[[/note]] The cheeky buggers still [[http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/sinn-fein-under-fire-over-westminster-expense-claims-16175256.html claim the Crown's expenses, however]]. During UsefulNotes/TheTroubles, they were (rightly) perceived as the political wing of the Provisional IRA -- when the then-leader Martin [=McGuinness=] said in negotiations, "We'll have to consult the [IRA] army council on this", the then-Foreign Minister (later Taoiseach) of Ireland, Brian Cowen, replied, "Yeah, well, there's a mirror in the toilet if you want to go in there and talk to them" -- but like the DUP they've generally managed to distance themselves from their more radical past.[[note]]One of the few heartwarming episodes in Northern Irish history was the solid partnership and genuine friendship that developed between Paisley and [=McGuinness=], during their term as (respectively) First Minister and Deputy First Minister, before Paisley's death in 2014. They were so frequently photographed laughing together that they got nicknamed the "Chuckle Brothers". Imagine a hardline, right-wing Israeli MP developing a friendly working partnership with a leader of Hamas, and you'll get a sense of how unlikely this was.[[/note]]

* '''Social Democratic and Labour Party''' (SDLP; Irish language: ''Páirtí Sóisialta Daonlathach an Lucht Oibre'')\\
'''[--(3 [=MPs=], 12 [=MLAs=], 87 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Leader: Colum Eastwood (MLA, Foyle).]]\\
Moderate NI nationalist party, formed from the dying remnants of the old Nationalist Party in the original devolved Northern Ireland Parliament. Originally the majority nationalist party in the later Northern Ireland Assembly, before Sinn Féin took over this role in the mid-2000s. Historically linked to both the British and Irish Labour Parties, its members take the Labour whip in Westminster. Former party leader John Hume received a Nobel Peace Prize (along with [=then-UUP=] leader David Trimble) for his key role in helping negotiate the Good Friday Agreement in 1998.

* '''Ulster Unionist Party''' (UUP)\\
'''[--(2 [=MPs=], 2 Lords, 1 MEP, 10 [=MLAs=], 99 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Mike Nesbitt (MLA, Strangford).]]\\
Moderate NI unionist party, they were the majority in the original devolved Northern Ireland Parliament for all 51 years of the its existence (1921–72). Used to be the standard 'majority unionist' party in the later Northern Ireland Assembly from 1998, until supplanted in that role by the DUP in the mid-2000s. Traditionally linked to the Conservative Party, but have wavered between emphasising and distancing that link depending on the national politics of the time. Former party leader David Trimble received a Nobel Peace Prize (along with [=then-SDLP=] leader John Hume) for his key role in helping negotiate the Good Friday Agreement in 1998.

* '''Alliance Party''' (APNI)\\
'''[--(8 [=MLAs=], 44 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Naomi Long (MLA, Belfast East).]]\\
A non-sectarian party, specifically set up to provide a compromise between the traditional camps of unionism and nationalism. Historically linked to the Liberal Democrats, and when in Westminster takes their whip on any non-Northern Ireland issues.

* '''People Before Profit Alliance''' (PBPA)\\
'''[--(1 [=MLA=], 1 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Collective.]]\\
A non-sectarian socialist party. Also contests elections in the Republic of Ireland with the Anti-Austerity Alliance.

* '''Traditional Unionist Voice''' (TUV)\\
'''[--(1 [=MLA=], 6 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Jim Allister (MLA, North Antrim).]]\\
[[UpToEleven Even more right-wing]] unionist party than the DUP. Supports very socially-conservative policies, and repeatedly advocates for the ceasing of the Irish language (used occasionally by Sinn Féin [=MLAs=]) in the Northern Ireland Assembly.

* '''Progressive Unionist Party''' (PUP)\\
'''[--(4 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Billy Hutchinson.]]\\
Left-wing NI unionist party, with "close ties" (in the vein of Sinn Féin) to loyalist (not in the vein of Sinn Féin) paramilitaries. Occasionally gains representation in the Assembly. Currently the only left-wing unionist party contesting elections in Northern Ireland.\\

!!! The minor national parties
* The '''Green Party'''\\
'''[--(1 [=MP=], 1 Lord, 3 [=MEPs=], 6 [=MSPs=], 2 [=MLAs=], 2 London [=AMs=], 161 local[[note]]Summing the local council tallies of the three separate UK Green Parties[[/note]].)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader (England and Wales): Caroline Lucas (MP, Brighton Pavilion) and Jonathan Bartley.\\
Current Leader (Scotland): Patrick Harvie (MSP, Glasgow) and Maggie Chapman.\\
Current Leader (Northern Ireland): Steven Agnew (MLA, North Down).]]\\
Originally an environmental single-issue party, they have attempted to branch-out into other areas of policy in which they tend to take a standard British-left-wing viewpoint. They used to differ from other left-wing parties with regard to science, where they Greens embraced many "alternative" (and scientifically rubbished) ideas such as homeopathy, partially as a result of their manifesto being completely democratic, even to people not versed in either science or politics. Nowadays, their only "anti-science" policies are opposition to nuclear power and scepticism of GM crops - though many of their members still favour "alternative" medicines. Their position on Europe is to take a reformist Eurosceptic view - they would prefer to stay in the EU, but want to see it massively reformed. Technically three parties: the party has separate branches in England and Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland, with no overall UK Green Party. The Scottish Greens are pro-independence (and have the backing of Music/FranzFerdinand), while the Northern Irish Greens do not take any position on UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion. The English and Welsh Greens won the first Green seat at Westminster in 2010, its leader Caroline Lucas beating Labourite Nancy Platts to win the seat of Brighton Pavilion in East Sussex. They held the seat in 2015, winning only one seat, despite getting well over one million votes nationally. The Greens' colour, [[SarcasmMode surprisingly]], is green, and the English and Wales party's icon is a sunflower. The Scottish, English and Welsh, and Irish branches of the Greens use variations on the theme.

* The '''UK Independence Party''' (UKIP)\\
'''[--(1 [=MPs=], 3 Lords, 20 [=MEPs=], 6 Wales [=AMs=], 2 London [=AMs=], 490 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Paul Nuttall (MEP, North West England).]]\\
A party which has attained victories primarily in Britain's elections for members of the European Parliament, but ironically want to change that situation by pulling the UK out of the EU altogether. Although founded as a "wide-spectrum" single-issue party united by opposition to British membership of the European Union, they have since emerged as a populist, nationalist, anti-immigration grouping of disgruntled Thatcherite Conservatives disillusioned with their "home" party, and their general outlook is very similar to that of the right "[[PrivateEye Sir Bufton Tufton]]" wing of the Conservative Party that was dominant in the '80s but unofficially marginalised post 2005. In recent years however they have made a play for disgruntled Lib-Dem and Labour voters, and in the 2015 elections arguably emerged as the main opposition party in traditionally Labour areas, picking a large number of second places in Labour safe seats. The party's first European parliamentarians had a tendency to make embarrassing jingoistic far-right gaffes, although a succession of leaders later made effective efforts to improve the party's image. Their party colour is purple, and their icon is a pound symbol (£) -- representing their opposition to the Euro -- with the party initials "UKIP" forming the bar across the middle. They have three members in the House of Lords, all defectors from the Conservatives, and used to have a Northern Ireland Assembly Member, who joined UKIP after his suspension from the Ulster Unionist Party. Following the defection of Douglas Carswell in 2014 and his subsequent win for their party in the Clacton by-election, they gained their first MP; Mark Reckless defected shortly afterwards, won his seat in the by-election, but lost it in the subsequent general election). The party was the third largest in vote share in the 2015 general election (with the best part of four million votes), but won only one seat, Douglas Carswell's. In the 2016 devolved elections, they won 7 seats in the Welsh Assembly, mostly from the regional vote which is based on proportional representation. The majority of their votes come from disgruntled Conservative, Labour and Lib-Dem voters in regions that combine high levels of poverty, unemployment and immigration. Several of these new UKIP [=AMs=] are former Tories, including the aforementioned Mark Reckless, though one AM has since resigned the whip due to an argument over who gets to be in charge.\\
With the UK voting in a 2016 referendum to leave the European Union, thereby removing the party's entire reason for existence, they are now in the process of wondering what on Earth to do now. Following the referendum the party had a disastrous few months in which long-standing leader Nigel Farage retired, only for his favoured successor to be unable to stand to replace him due to not filing the correct paperwork in time (and subsequently resigning from the party following a physical altercation with another MEP). Farage's eventual successor, Diane James resigned from the leadership after just a few weeks, leaving Farage back in charge until ''another'' leadership election installed Paul Nuttall as leader. While Nuttall's appointment was widely praised by the press and claimed by some to be what the party needed to finally displace Labour, his attempt at getting into parliament via a by-election in February 2017 ended in failure, putting the party back to square one.

* The '''British National Party''' (BNP, colloquially known as the [[ANaziByAnyOtherName British Nazi Party]])\\
'''[--(1 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Adam Walker.]]\\
Proof that the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Second World War]] didn't really teach some British people anything, they are an ultra-populist far-right (so far-right [[CriticalResearchFailure they believe the Conservatives to be Marxist]]) party and believe in withdrawal from the European Union, isolationism, strongly authoritarian anti-crime measures, "better rights" for "native" (i.e. white) Britons, and "voluntary repatriation" of what they regard as "non-native" Britons (i.e. deporting anyone who isn't white).[[note]]Nick Griffin indeed said that black Britons and Asian Britons "do not exist".[[/note]] They are usually elected in areas with high levels of racial tension. They are derided by other far-right groups such as the National Front for trying to make themselves appear respectable. They have recently been playing up their anti-immigration policies in order to gain popular support, but remain very niche and have no [=MPs=], although they have several councillors and had a few [=MEPs=] in the European Parliament from 2009 to 2014. Their colours are red white and blue, and the party's logo is a heart with a Union Jack pattern beneath.\\
The appellation "far-right", by the way, applies strictly to their social, foreign, and law and order policies; their economic policy is somewhat standard and, as long as you're white, you'd probably get the same financial assistance from the state as you would under Labour. One of the only political parties to be banned from most university campuses, due to their far-right policies. They are almost universally hated and are considered AcceptableTargets, as demonstrated when their leader, Nick Griffin went on Question Time. For everyone except him, [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued]].
** Mostly appears in FictionalCounterpart form.
** Recently had its membership list leaked by a disgruntled party worker, and, rather hilariously, declared its intention to use the Human Rights Act, which incorporates the 1950 European Convention on Human Rights into UK law and that ''[[HypocriticalHumour it actively campaigned to have repealed]]'', against the leaker. Sandi Toksvig on ''The News Quiz'': "Sometimes you don't have to write jokes." The worker was ultimately fined, but only a pittance, due to the BNP's aggressive case.
** Their campaign literature has a tendency to be poorly researched; for instance, a recent campaign leaflet showed pictures of ordinary Britons and images from UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo such as a Spitfire. However, it turned out that most of the "ordinary Britons" were stock photographs of non-British models, and the Spitfire belonged to 303 (Polish) Squadron — a delicious irony given that one of the BNP's particular bugbears is immigration from Poland and other Eastern European countries. Likewise, as any far-right nationalist party would, they have a love of using England's patron saint, St George: a Palestinian who would've almost certainly have been told to go home under their policies.
** Since the threat of racial discrimination lawsuits looked to financially cripple the party, they are now required to allow the entry of people of ethnic minorities -- and have, in fact, [[TokenMinority one non-white member]][[note]]A South Asian Sikh named [[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bnp-signs-its-first-nonwhite-member-1824108.html Rajinder Singh]] who joined the BNP due to its anti-Muslim policies.[[/note]], as of 2010.
** During the 2015, election, it put up 8 candidates and got less than two thousand votes nationwide. And it gets better: in January 2016, the Electoral Commission deregistered the British National Party after it had failed to pay its annual registration fee of £25. At this time, it was estimated that BNP assets totaled less than £50,000. According to the Commission, "BNP candidates cannot, at present, use the party’s name, descriptions or emblems on the ballot paper at elections." AndThereWasMuchRejoicing.

* The '''National Front'''\\
The main ultra-nationalist party in the 70s and 80s and a predecessor of the BNP, still fields a handful of candidates, although most of its members have moved to the BNP. The main difference between the NF and the BNP is that the BNP at least pretends not to be racist. In a lot of more politically aware fiction set in the Thatcher years (''ThisIsEngland'' for example), the NF (or a FictionalCounterpart) often loom on the horizon.

* '''RESPECT: The Unity Coalition'''\\
A hodgepodge of anti-Iraq War socialists and ultraconservative Muslims. Notable for electing famous cat imitator and useful idiot George Galloway in 2005 after he moved from a Labour safe seat in Glasgow to the ''very'' Muslim Bethnal Green and Bow following his expulsion from the Labour Party for saying it'd be a "good idea" if Tony Blair was assassinated. Galloway moved a little south to Poplar to contest the 2010 election and crashed and burned, leaving RESPECT with a handful of council seats in Birmingham and London. However, in April 2012, Galloway was elected MP for Bradford West in a by-election. He lost the seat at the subsequent general election. The party ceased to exist in August 2016.

* There are also several communist and socialist parties, mainly notable for their sheer number; most famously the '''Socialist Worker's Party''', but also including '''[[WeAreStrugglingTogether the Communist Party of Great Britain, the Communist Party of Britain, the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist), and the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)]]'''. Totally insignificant from a practical point of view, having membership in the hundreds rather than thousands. Came in for a ''lot'' of ribbing in ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'', where the Judean separatist movements and their in-fighting[[note]]the Judean People's Front, the Judean Popular People's Front, the People's Front for Judea, and the Judean Popular People's Front]] (the last is an old man, and the rest are all splitters)[[/note]] were a parody of this. The CPGB actually won two seats back in 1945 before news of [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin's]] purges made communism unpopular, and they lost them both at the 1950 election and proceeded to collapse into irrelevance thanks to their following the Moscow party line (their support for the 1956 invasion of Hungary revolted leftists and earned them the pejorative nickname "tankies") and eventually disbanded in 1991. Since 2010, many of these far-left groups have stood for election under the banner of TUSC (the Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition). This is more a flag of convenience than a genuine party, though.\\
Notably, these parties had -- and to a degree still have -- an ''incredibly'' high turnover rate of activists and members, especially the Moscow-backed CPGB. There are two reasons for this: first, they attracted young, intelligent, rebellious, free-thinking radicals ... who were then expected to become rigidly-obedient drones the moment they had their membership cards. Second, the CPGB's rank-and-file who did stay were told that the allegations of the party being reliant on "Moscow gold" from the KGB to survive was a filthy smear spread to discredit the British left ... until they became senior enough to learn that it was completely true.

!!! Not really parties, but listed for completion:
* '''Independents'''\\
'''[--(4 [=MPs=][[note]]Sylvia Hermon (North Down), Michelle Thomson (Edinburgh West), Natalie [=McGarry=] (Glasgow East), Simon Danczuk (Rochdale)[[/note]], 1 [=MEP=][[note]]Janice Atkinson (Southeast England)[[/note]], 28 Lords [[note]]"Non-Affiliated" Lords - a distinct entity from Crossbenchers (see below)[[/note]], 3 [=MSPs=][[note]]John Finnie (Highlands and Islands), Jean Urquhart (Highlands and Islands), John Wilson (Central Scotland)[[/note]], 1 Wales [=AM=][[note]]Nathan Gill (North Wales)[[/note]], 1 [=MLA=][[note]]Claire Sugden (East Londonderry)[[/note]], 2 Mayors [[note]]Mike Starkey (Copeland), Kate Allsop (Mansfield)[[/note]], 1,674 local--]'''\\
A small part of political process, mostly being in the legislatures from elected for local issues (such as Dr. Richard Taylor, who was elected an MP in 2001 and 2005 to save his local hospital), from leaving their own party in protest to some issue (such as Sylvia Hermon, who was an ex-UUP member), or being kicked out of their own party for misbehaviour.

* '''Crossbenchers'''\\
'''[--(Currently 177.)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Convenor:]][[note]]As independents, they obviously don't have any kind of collective position, and so don't have a "leader" or anything like that, but they do need someone to handle the administrative side of things.[[/note]][[AC: Lord Hope (Craighead).]]\\
The most common Lords version of independents[[note]]Some instead choose to refuse affiliation all together, or renounce it while holding special offices, and are classed as "non-affiliated" instead (see above)[[/note]], and account for about 20% of the members of the upper house. Generally, they are composed of experts in certain fields (for example, back in the eighties, the Lords brought in several veterinarians to help with the animal welfare debate) and people given a peerage as a form of [[UsefulNotes/KnightFever honour]] because they'd run out of knighthoods to give them/the things they'd done warranted more than a knighthood (e.g. the architect Norman Foster, Baron Foster of Thames Bank), and have no official affiliation. Sit on the "crossbenches" in the Lords (between Government and Opposition, directly across from the Woolsack and Throne), unsurprisingly.
* '''Lords Spiritual'''\\
'''[--(set by statute as the 26 most senior bishops in the Church of England)--]'''\\
[[AC:Current Convenor:]][[note]]Like the Crossbenchers, the Archbishop of Canterbury (seniormost bishop in the Church of England) appoints a convenor to handle administrative matters.[[/note]][[AC: David Urquhart, Bishop of Birmingham.]]\\
This curious inclusion in the House of Lords is due to Anglicanism being the "established church" of England (i.e. it is partially funded by the Treasury and the Government has some input in the selection of bishops). Generally don't vote on anything but ecclesiastical matters, but modern secularism and their hand in immensely watering down a Government bill in 2010 are gradually making this arrangement... unpopular.

!!! And last, but certainly not least...
* The '''Official Monster Raving Loony Party''' (OMRLP)\\
'''[--(7 local.)--]'''\\
[[AC: Current Leader: Alan "Howling Laud" Hope (Local Councillor, Fleet).]] \\
Joke party who exist to draw attention to political issues through satire. For a long time, the party was led by Screaming Lord Sutch, but after his suicide, their current leader, Howling Lord Hope, took over. Notable for actively trying ''not'' to get elected; their performance in the 1990 Bootle by-election, beating TheRemnant of the SDP (who had almost won Richmond a year previous) both killed off the SDP and deeply disturbed Sutch. Several apparently "Loony" policies of theirs have actually been implemented over the years, including lowering the voting age to eighteen (the party's original platform as the "Teenage Party"), the issuing of passports for pets, and all-day opening for pubs.
** While having few seats, they in fact get a surprisingly large amount of votes, considering their stance.
** When the first National Front councillor was elected, the media predictably went into crazy mode. Screaming Lord Sutch defused the situation by pointing out that, at the time, there were also three serving Loony councillors.

!!! The parties and elections
UKIP's first major electoral success occurred in the National Assembly of Wales elections in 2016, where they gained 7 [=AMs=] from 0 as a result of disaffected Conservative, Labour and Lib-Dem voters in regions that combine high unemployment, poverty and immigration. Nationally, UKIP and the Green Party have had very little electoral success, despite levels of support that would suggest returning a handful of legislators (2015: 12.6% and 3.8% respectively); the first MP from either party to get elected to the Commons[[note]]and first Green politician to win a national FPTP constituency anywhere in the world[[/note]] was the Green Party leader Caroline Lucas in 2010; however, they have been more successful in getting members elected to the European Parliament, although the UKIP, in common with a number of other minor parties in history, have had a party member defect to them. Until 2009, the BNP (2010: 1.9%) had never been elected to anything more significant than a few local council seats until electing two [=MEPs=] in 2009, though they now have none. Before anyone gets too worried about the implications, they actually received ''fewer'' votes than the previous election, but lower turnout, in part due to an ongoing political scandal affecting the main parties more than hard-line BNP supporters, meant they received a higher proportion of the total. Given that it effectively disenfranchises a great deal of the population, this along with the Liberal Democrats' low seats-to-votes ratio, is one of the most common arguments for proportional representation. This can be seen in the 2016 Welsh elections where the regional vote, which is based on proportional representation, is how UKIP gained its 7 [=AMs=].

Political parties based in Great Britain, especially Labour, the Conservatives, and the Liberal Democrats, do not generally contest elections in Northern Ireland, although the Conservative party has contested elections and failed to make much of an impact. Instead, there is a completely separate set of political parties: Sinn Féin and the Social Democratic and Labour Party (SDLP) are nationalist parties, supporting Northern Ireland leaving the UK and becoming part of the Republic of Ireland; while the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) and Ulster Unionist Party (UUP) are unionist parties, favouring Northern Ireland continuing as part of the UK; and the Alliance Party is non-sectarian.

Sinn Féin is an abstentionist party, i.e. when its candidates win an election to the House of Commons, they refuse to take their seats as they would have to swear an oath of allegiance to the Crown. Sinn Féin also fields candidates across the border in the Republic of Ireland (where they do take their seats, but have historically done far worse; the 2011 elections did see a large improvement, however, and their candidate finished third, out of seven candidates, in the 2011 Presidential election). It is one of two political parties to actively operate in both the UK and Ireland.[[note]]The other being the People Before Profit Alliance, which contests elections in both Northern Ireland and the Republic. Fianna Fáil are registered on both sides of the border but have never fielded candidates in Northern Ireland; while the Green Party in Northern Ireland is officially a branch office of the Republic's Green Party, but is autonomous of it.[[/note]]

!!! Major Defunct Parties:
* The '''Whigs''': (1678–1868) Supported aristocrats, the Hanoverian succession and Presbyterians. Opposed to absolute monarchy. The roots of the Liberal Party. The Whigs were the anti-war party during UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution, with Edmund Burke--a prominent Whig--making several impassioned speeches at least vaguely supportive of the American cause in Parliament. As a result, the American revolutionaries identified themselves with the Whigs and the Loyalists with the Tories. This had a few strange consequences. On one hand, when the New England wing of the Democratic-Republicans merged with the remainder of the Federalists, they decided to call themselves the Whig Party (go figure). On the other hand, the American Whigs, being anti-slavery, were responsible for naming and providing the ideology for the True Whig Party of Liberia, which, starting in 1870 (and ending only in 1971), was the ruling party in the world's first one-party state. Oops.
* The '''Radicals''' (late 18th century–1859): progressive grouping which supported parliamentary reform, Catholic Emancipation and freedom of the press. They opposed the Corn Laws (a high tariff on cereal crops designed to protect rich landowning British aristocrats from Canadian and American competition; this policy made bread and beer more expensive, to the detriment of Britain's poor).
* The '''Peelites'''' (1846-59): Members of the Conservative Party who backed Prime Minister Sir UsefulNotes/RobertPeel, they followed Peel when he left the Tories over his opposition to the Corn Laws. Supported by intellectuals and entrepreneurs, the Peelites advocated for free trade and what we would term technocracy in the Civil Service. Twenty years after the split with the Conservatives, they merged with the Whigs and Radicals, creating the Liberal Party. Noted Liberal PM UsefulNotes/WilliamGladstone was originally a Peelite.
* The '''Liberal Party''': (1859–1988) Successors to the Whigs, Radicals and Peelites. One of the two major parties in the 19th and early 20th century (along with the Conservatives). Supported Home Rule for Ireland and the expansion of the electoral franchise. Destroyed by TheIrishQuestion, internal fighting, the rise of the Labour Party and the First World War. Precisely what was ultimately responsible is a subject of historical debate, with one analogy being that of a man being run over by a bus while having a heart attack. The remnants much later merged with the Social Democratic Party to form the modern Liberal Democrats. Of course, this being the UK, a remnant of the remnant continues to call itself the Liberal Party and claim a continuity with the earlier party. Said remnant is only popular in a few small places, i.e. Liverpool Council, which has a handful of Liberal councillors. Famous members included William Gladstone, David Lloyd George and, before he went back to the Tories, Winston Churchill.
* The '''Irish Parliamentary Party''', also known as the Home Rule Party: (1873–1918) Another fallen giant. A moderate Irish nationalist party that was the third largest party in Westminster during their existence, and actually held the balance of power at several points. Campaigned for Home Rule, a precursor of the current devolution situation. Destroyed by the rise of Sinn Féin, the party has the rather sad honour of the worst election meltdown in British political history: they went into the 1918 general election with 76 seats and emerged with just 7. A remnant staggered on in Northern Ireland until the ''1970s'' as the '''Nationalist Party''', eventually merging with the Northern Ireland Labour Party and a few other stragglers to become the SDLP. Famous members include Charles Stewart Parnell and John Redmond.
* The '''Social Democratic Party''' (the SDP): (1981–1988) A mildly centre-left party formed in the early 1980s by members of the Labour Party who felt that the Labour Party was moving too far left to be electable. They got a few dozen Labour MP's and a lone Conservative MP to join the party. The SDP almost immediate formed a close electoral alliance with the Liberal Party. For a time this "SDP/Liberal Alliance" looked like they could win the 1983 election and forever alter the political landscape of Britain. But then UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar broke out, they came out with only a couple dozen [=MPs=] (despite a vote share the Lib Dems have been unable to match since) and, after limping along a few more years, merged with the Liberal Party to become the Liberal Democrats. Like the Liberals, a remnant exists that claims continuity with the old SDP, but does far worse than the Liberal remnant.

Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} has a list of all political parties of note [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_United_Kingdom here]].

!!The House of Lords

Partially made up of the remnants of Britain's upper classes; a combination of hereditary lords (whose peerages are passed from parents to children), bishops known as Lords Spiritual, and other nobles, leaving it traditionally conservative-with-a-very-small-c. Tony Blair's Labour government was central in stripping some of the power from the House of Lords (in an attempt to stifle opposition to Blair), including removing all but 92 of the hereditary peers and replacing them with a wide range of peers from all walks of life, particularly those with scientific or other specialist knowledge, although there was a controversy about some candidates who got into office after making large donations to the Labour Party, in the Cash for Honours controversy. These were elected by committees as part of a Government drive. There were votes in 2007 to remove the last peers from the House, which were blocked by the Lords.

The purpose of The House of Lords is to act as a checking system for The House of Commons and to scrutinize any bills that are passed through Parliament (although they can also submit new bills, this happens only rarely). This rather divides opinion in political experts; some think that unelected members of Parliament goes against the principles of democracy and that the second House should also be elected by the public, while others believe that having two elected chambers would be a bad idea, since it would lead to the same party being dominant in both, and thus be able to force bills through with no opposition.

The Lords consist of 741 active members and have the power to veto or delay any move by the Commons, which explains why they still exist. However, there are restrictions; the Lords cannot permanently affect any bill that seeks to fulfill promises made in the Government's manifesto, nor can they affect any bill that is concerned solely with public money or taxation. The Government can also force a bill past the House of Lords via the Parliament Acts 1911 and 1949, although this is rare, being last done over fox-hunting. If you were wondering how a bill allowing the Commons to bypass the Lords was created, the Lords voted in favour of it (eventually; the Prime Minister got the King to threaten to stack the House in his favour by appointing more Lords).

The House of Lords historically featured Law Lords (formally the Lords of Appeal in Ordinary), who acted as the highest court of appeal in the UK (usually as the Appellate Committee of the House of Lords, with decisions being presented and ''pro forma'' passed as motions by the Lords as a whole). However, the Blair Government, desiring to increase the separation of the judiciary and the legislature (partly because the EU had made some noises about the arrangement being suspicious), abolished the system. The new Supreme Court of the United Kingdom was established in 2009, taking over the Appellate Committee's duties...and pretty much everything else about the Appellate Committee, as well, since the Law Lords all became Supreme Court Justices, the Law Lords who had become Justices got to keep their seats in the House (not that it mattered, since they never used them), and future Justices would be given baronial titles without seats. So essentially, nothing changed.

!!The Privy Council

The Privy Council has nothing, usually, to do with toilets. It has a lot less power than it used to (the Cabinet, a subcommittee, has most of that). It consists of former and current Cabinet members, leaders of the big three political parties, plus a few other people that get invited to the show. The main advantages of membership is that a) it's for life, b) you can call yourself "Right Honourable", c) you can sit on the steps of the throne during debates if you're a member of the House of Lords and d) you get access to top secret documents.

The Privy Council also has a Judicial Committee, consisting of the Justices of the Supreme Court and a few other judges. Its domestic jurisdiction, once wide-ranging, is now limited to a few random tribunals which for the most part almost nobody has heard of or cares about (the ecclesiastical courts? the High Court of Chivalry? ''The Disciplinary Committee of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons''?[[note]]This jurisdiction is still alive as of 2014 in [[http://jcpc.uk/decided-cases/docs/JCPC_2013_0030_Judgment.pdf a case]] involving evidential standards for "unfit to practice" hearings![[/note]]); the main exception is that it hears cases on appeal in admiralty--that is, the law of seagoing vessels--from certain courts. It may also give "advice" should the Government ask for it[[note]]The last time this jurisdiction was used was in 2016 in ''[[https://www.jcpc.uk/cases/jcpc-2015-0079.html In the matter of the Baronetcy of Pringle of Stichill]]''; the Government refers to the JCPC the troublesome case on whether a DNA evidence can be used to unseat three whole generations of a major Scottish clan, so that it can have a judicial determination.[[/note]]. However, it serves as the highest court of appeal for Britain's Crown Dependencies (UsefulNotes/TheChannelIslands and the Isle of Man) and Overseas Territories (numerous, most notably UsefulNotes/{{Gibraltar}} and UsefulNotes/TheFalklandIslands), certain Commonwealth Realms, certain Commonwealth Republics, and the Sultanate of Brunei. When sitting for this purpose, jurists from the country in question are appointed to the Privy Council to hear the case. This procedure has been abolished in the more developed Commonwealth Realms, although it existed more recently than you might think--Australia abolished it so recently that one of the most famous Judicial Committee decisions, the "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overseas_Tankship_(UK)_Ltd_v_Morts_Dock_and_Engineering_Co_Ltd Wagon Mound]]" case of 1961, was actually an appeal from the Supreme Court of New South Wales.

Upon the death of the monarch, sovereign power devolves to the Privy Council until the latter officially proclaims the heir to be King or Queen; the Council, in turn, generally does so right away and in any case is required to do so as soon as the monarch takes his/her oath to protect the Church of Scotland (the only oath the monarch is required to take upon taking the throne rather than at coronation).

!!Government Departments, Agencies and The Civil Service

To actually administer the country, there are a considerable number of government bodies. The highest rank are the Government Departments—the name "Ministry" is virtually unused now—, many of whom are based in Whitehall -- although, in true British fashion, stuff will be farmed out elsewhere). These departments have a tendency to chop and change with each new administration, since there is no law regulating them. However, the ones that have stood the test of time are:

* The Cabinet Office: based in Downing Street, they aid the PM in his or her job. For the benefit of confused Yanks, that makes them roughly equivalent to the Executive Office of the President, i.e., the immediate staff of the leader him/herself. They have a rather cool briefing room called COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room A), which ministers will meet in during a crisis.
* The Treasury: By far the most important institution of British government following Parliament itself; indeed, the Prime Minister's ''official'' title, by which he/she gets most of his/her perks, is 'First Lord of the Treasury'. Featuring two Cabinet ministers- the Chancellor of the Exchequer and his deputy, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury. Sets taxation policies.
* The Home Office: nothing to do with housing, this is the department that deals with the police and the security services. Was split into two in 2007, with the new Ministry of Justice getting prisons and absorbing the Department of Constitutional Affairs, after being declared "not fit for purpose".
* The Foreign and Commonwealth Office: Formerly the Foreign Office, which people often call it today, it's run by the Foreign Secretary and its job is rather obvious. (The bit about the "Commonwealth" is because Commonwealth countries, and especially Commonwealth Realms--which do, after all, have the same head of state as Britain--are not technically "foreign"--witness how Britain has an Ambassador to the U.S. but a High Commissioner to Canada and India).
* Ministry of Defence ([=MoD=]): Again self-explanatory. Home is a large imposing white building in Whitehall, with statues around it, which is not particularly advertised, but rather obvious.

The Civil Service are the people who run the departments. There are a lot of people with the title "Secretary" in these departments, but they're not actual secretaries: there's a ''Series/YesMinister'' scene that ends with the line "Mrs. [=McKay=] types... She's the secretary."

!!Devolution of Power

Although the UK Parliament is in the Westminster area of London, England, the country of Scotland has its own Parliament, and Wales and Northern Ireland have national/regional assemblies, while London has the Greater London Authority.

These structures have limited powers over their respective countries; most matters remain in the hands of the UK national Government. They each have different degrees of self-control, with Scotland having devolved the most power (and having its own, entirely different legal system).

Each of the three devolved administrations also contains a distinguishable nationalist element. The Scottish Parliament has the SNP, the Welsh Assembly has Plaid Cymru, and the Northern Ireland Assembly has Sinn Féin and the SDLP. These parties all advocate a separation of their respective country from the United Kingdom in some form or another. With the exception of the Scottish Parliament, however, these elements have not usually been in the majority in devolved elections, although Plaid Cymru has held greater power in Wales than its voting success might initially indicate. It's been the main party to support the Welsh Labour government through successive minority or weak-majority assembly terms, either through formal coalition government or less formal "agreements".

England does not currently have its own parliament - possibly because England's size relative to other parts of the UK is such that an English parliament will not be more representative than the UK parliament. There have been proposals for English regions to have devolved parliaments or 'regional assemblies', and there is currently a Greater London Assembly, that has similar powers to a devolved parliament, but no others as yet.

Northern Ireland previously had a devolved parliament (Stormont) with an actual Prime Minister (between 1921-1972). This wielded a great deal more power than the current Assembly but was abolished in 1972 due to the worsening Troubles, with the country being directly ruled from Westminster. The current Northern Ireland Assembly only took over officially in 2002.

The Scottish Parliament, Welsh National Assembly, Northern Ireland Assembly, and the Greater London Assembly are elected for fixed terms of four years[[labelnote:although...]]For all intents and purposes they are now operating for five years each. After the Conservative/[=LibDem=] coalition passed the Fixed Term Parliaments Act, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin fixing the term of the Westminster Parliament to 5 years]], the date of the following Westminster Election (then 2015) coincided with the scheduled year of the next devolved elections. Westminster and devolved elections aren't allowed to happen in the same year, because apparently [[ViewersAreMorons this is confusing for the voters]]. But [[ViewersAreGeniuses referenda are seemingly okay to mix]]. Anyway. The four devolved governments were given a one-time choice of either shortening their term to three years and having elections in 2014, or extending for five years and having the elections in 2016. Doing the first option and taking the cut of one year would have solved the four-year problem until 2030 (assuming no early Westminster elections), but naturally when given the option of having a year more or a year less in power, you know which one a politician is going to choose. As it stands currently, devolved elections will *always* coincide with Westminster ones, necessitating extending the devolved government term to five years every time, unless either they decide to take the three-year option (unlikely at best), or Westminster calls an early election (difficult since the Fixed Term Act came in, but possible in certain conditions - no-confidence votes; or temporarily/permanently repealing the Act, but this requires a two-thirds majority, which the current government do not have, and Labour are unlikely to give them).[[/labelnote]]. All devolved legislatures have an element of proportional representation in the electoral process (or in the case of Northern Ireland, are ''entirely'' proportional) to ensure that the eventual composition of the elected assembly more nearly reflects the proportion of votes cast for the various parties e.g. the Welsh Assembly has 60 members, 40 of whom are elected for geographical constituencies which match the 40 House of Commons seats which Wales has; the other 20 members are elected from regional lists to adjust the overall seat distribution in each region in line with the proportion of votes cast between the parties.

Following the 2016 elections, control of the devolved parliaments is as follows:

* The '''Scottish Parliament''' and Government is run by the Scottish National Party (SNP), who lost their overall majority in the 2016 elections, and now operate as a single-party minority government, holding 63 out of 129 seats. The Conservatives have now become the official opposition of the Scottish Parliament, after attaining more MSPs than Labour in the 2016 election.
* The '''Welsh Assembly''' and Government is run by Labour. Labour won exactly 29 seats in the 60 seat assembly, falling short of the traditional majority. To get round this, Labour have incorporated Wales' only remaining Liberal Democrat AM into the Cabinet, so technically are governing as a Labour-[=LibDem=] coalition.
* The '''Northern Ireland Assembly''' and Executive is run by a coalition of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) and Sinn Féin. Northern Irish politics essentially requires that the Executive must always be formed from a Unionist party and a Nationalist party in mandatory coalition. The DUP supplanted the UUP as the main Unionist party, and Sinn Féin supplanted the SDLP as the main Nationalist party, in the mid-2000s. This situation has remained unchanged since. In the 2016 Executive, the UUP, SDLP, and Alliance Party all declined to take part, with the UUP and SDLP forming the Assembly's first "official opposition". The current governing coalition is therefore composed of the DUP, Sinn Féin, and one Independent MLA.
* The '''Greater London Assembly''' is under no overall control, but with Labour as the biggest party, holding 12 out of 25 seats. The current Mayor of London is Labour's Sadiq Khan, who upon election in May 2016 became the first Muslim mayor of a major Western capital, as well as the politician with the largest personal mandate in the history of the United Kingdom.

The Mayor of London should not be confused with the Lord Mayor of London. The latter is an entirely ceremonial position in the separate administrative area of the City of London, which has its own police, and serves only for a year at a time, while the former runs the Greater London area. The most famous Lord Mayor of London is Richard Whittington (c.1350-1423), who served as the inspiration for the Pantomime character Literature/DickWhittington.

The devolution of Scotland has brought something called "The West Lothian Question" to greater prominence[[note]]The term dates from November 1977, when Tam Dalyell, Labour MP for the Scottish constituency of West Lothian, lampshaded the matter in a debate about Scottish devolution, and in response Enoch Powell referred to it as "the West Lothian Question"[[/note]]. This is the rather odd situation in which a Scottish MP can vote on English education policy, but not vice versa (despite Scottish education being devolved and there being no restriction on English [=MPs=] also running as MSPs): this was exactly how top-up fees got introduced in 2004; Scottish Labour [=MPs=], who wouldn't be affected by their introduction, voted overwhelmingly in favour for them, giving the party their majority (of 5!) votes to push the legislation through. The Conservatives want Scottish [=MPs=] to be barred from these sorts of votes, while the SNP argue that that will create two tiers of [=MP=], and as a UK party, they should vote on UK issues.

!!Local Government

Local government in the UK is a very complex subject, with not all areas having the same system. Most areas of England have County Councils, with District Councils below them (many districts are called Boroughs or Cities). However, there are some Unitary Authorities (whose councils are either called London Boroughs, Metropolitan Boroughs, Cities, Counties, Districts or simply just Councils) which can be best thought of by Americans as what you would get if the entire of Southern California became one state and combined its local and state authorities into one government. The whole of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are divided into Unitary Authorities. In Northern Ireland there are known as Districts though 2 have City Status, Scotland has council areas (4 being City Councils) and Wales has Principal Areas known as either Counties, Cities or County Boroughs.

In most rural parts and some urban areas of England the districts are sub-divided into Civil Parishes which are run by Parish Councils despite which, despite what it looks like in the {{BritCom}} {{The Vicar of Dibley}}, have nothing to do with the Church Of England (which is also divided into parishes which are run by Parochial Church Councils). Sometimes the 2 councils may have the same people on them but they are totally separate entities. Parish Councils have very little power normally but if they cover a small town the local district or county council may devolve certain matters to them - e.g. public parks. Parish Councils that cover towns are called Town Councils and some are even City Councils these councils are led by a Town or City Mayors. Some parishes have too small a population to have a council and instead have an annual parish meeting where the whole parish is invited to discuss local matters. Wales has similar bodies called Community Councils. The equivalent bodies no longer exist in Scotland or Northern Ireland.

Local government is responsible for things like planning, schools, libraries and refuse collection.

Local councils are elected every May: which ones and which seats vary from year to year, but most seats are generally four years long. These elections, like US mid-terms, are often an opportunity to protest against the government. Local issues also play a big role.

All borough and city councils have a Mayor or a in Scotland a Provost. Some are known as Lord Mayors or Provosts. This is usually elected by the Councillors from among themselves, and involves mainly doing ceremonial and charity work. However, some areas have an elected Mayor, most notably Hartlepool, which in 2002 elected the guy who was in the suit of their town's football mascot, H'Angus The Monkey[[note]]Hartlepool is the town that - according to legend - hung a monkey during the Napoleonic Wars, thinking it was an enemy spy and still hasn't managed to live it down[[/note]]. Despite the fact that he didn't actually expect to get elected, he's done a great job and in 2009 became the first mayor in England to be re-elected for a third term.

Some more stuff on specific cities and towns is covered in UsefulNotes/OtherBritishTownsAndCities.

N.B.: The UK local government divisions are ''not'' the same as the postal ones, which are based on older county lines.

!!The Royal Family

Originally formed as warring Anglo-Saxons joined together under one leader, for hundreds of years the monarch served as the de facto leader of England, passing on the power to a relative, preferably a son, upon death. After the childless "Virgin Queen" Elizabeth died, the Scottish monarch James VI of the House of Stuart, her first cousin twice removed (being the grandson of her cousin James V), came to the throne as James I of England and Ireland and VI of Scotland. Unfortunately his son, Charles I, wasn't too good at the job he later inherited, as his opposition to Parliament triggered the English Civil War, which ended with Charles getting beheaded in 1649. Following the King's execution, Parliament declared the abolition of the monarchy and the formation of a republic called the "Commonwealth" governed by Parliament in its own right: an extremely radical concept for those times. Despite officially ruling in the name of the people, the Commonwealth was dominated by both army, who had fought the King's men during the civil war and were essentially the reason it existed, and followers of the Puritan faith whose influence meant that the Commonwealth was often rather more like a theocratic "Christian republic" than a republic in the Roman, American or French understanding. The Puritans, as their name suggests, weren't fond of fun and many strict religious rules were enforced including the infamous banning of Christmas festivities.[[note]]The Puritans during the Commonwealth were actually more divided and less strict than they became later; Cromwell believed strongly in religious liberty (well, for everyone except Catholics) and the infamously fun-hating Presbyterians didn't become the dominant strand of English Puritanism until after the Restoration.[[/note]]

This set-up lasted only a few years until an MP and military commander in the civil war called Oliver Cromwell (who had also conquered Scotland and Ireland and absorbed them into the Commonwealth, the latter during a campaign that is infamous in Ireland for its brutality) forcibly dissolved the sitting Parliament, and therefore the government, with the help of the army and arranged for his installation as "Lord Protector" in 1653 (a proto-President-for-life). This was along with an appointed Parliament composed of people Cromwell regarded as worthy men, though were later an actually elected Parliament, but still subject to restrictions to keep out royalists. To pay for the military campaigns, Cromwell forcibly ejected Catholic landowners in Ireland in favour of Puritan settlers.

Cromwell was a Puritan and his objection to the sitting Parliament had been that they were unworthy and ungodly men, and were attempting to sustain themselves indefinitely. The new regime proved stable enough, although on his death in 1658 power passed to his son, Richard, who was unable to control Parliament and the army and resigned his office after only nine months in power restoring the "genuine" Parliamentary republic. Another year of political turmoil demonstrated that someone was needed to restore the power vacuum that Cromwell's death had created and a new Parliament was elected which voted in the summer of 1660 to invite Charles' son back to take the throne thus restoring the monarchy as well as the independence of Scotland.

Charles II, unlike his father, managed to hold the country together although a major disagreement with Parliament over his intention that his Catholic brother James should succeed him lead to him dissolving Parliament and, very much in the family tradition, ruling as an absolute monarch for his remaining years. When James II came to the throne intrigues began against him immediately and, after only three years, he was deposed in a coup d'etat known as the "Glorious Revolution" in 1688 in which the Stadtholder of the Dutch Republic, William III of Orange, was invited to invade England and become King William III (ruling jointly with his wife Mary, James II's estranged daughter and who provided the "legal" window-dressing for William's claim and who became Mary II).

The revolt was successful, James was deposed and Parliament entered a further agreement with the new King severely limiting his powers and ensuring that another Stuart-style "tyrant" could never rule England again. It also contained a clause preventing a Catholic monarch from taking the throne, a clause which still persists. However, many monarchists believed that Parliament had no right to "choose" England's monarch in this manner and became "Jacobites", recognising the ousted line of James II as the legal monarchs of England and Scotland. This movement made two serious attempts at regaining the English throne for the Stuarts, the last in the 1740s[[note]]First, James II went to Ireland and raised Catholics there into an army, backed by Scottish Catholics (mostly Highlanders), troops sent from Catholic kings on the continent, English monarchists and miscellaneous mercenaries. He attacked and failed to take the largely Protestant city of Derry, giving rise to the Orange Order. He was then eventually beaten at the Battle of the Boyne by William's army of English and Dutch troops, troops sent by various Protestant nations on the continent, Scottish and Irish Protestants, and miscellaneous mercenaries in what was probably the most multicultural battle in British history. After that, James II abandoned his Irish allies, who thus termed him ''Seamus an Chaca''--"James the Shit'' in Irish. That said, the battle of the Battle of Culloden where James II’s half-Polish, quarter French, Italian born grandson [[OverlyLongName Charles Edward Louis John Casimir Silvester Severino Maria Stuart]] aka “Bonny Prince Charlie” tried to take the English and Scottish thrones back from the German George II with his army of Scottish Highlanders, token supporting English and Irish Jacobites, random mercenaries, and a promised of support from an invading French army which never materialised, was defeated by an English-born royal half-German, the Duke of Cumberland, leading an army of lowland Scots plus a few English, Welsh and Irish serving in the Hanoverian army, comes a close second.[[/note]]. The 1688 "revolution" and the powerful Parliament and controlled monarchy it created is generally regarded as the basis of the modern British state. At about this time, the Whigs and Tories - predecessors of the Liberal and Conservative Parties, respectively - formed. By 1714, the Protestant branch of the House of Stuart was dead, and the German-speaking George, Elector of Hanover, became King George of Great Britain. On account of King George's near-complete ignorance of the English language and consequent relative lack of interest in his British domains, the institution of Prime Minister (but not officially called such until the 20th Century) cropped up to administer Britain and its already considerable empire. By the time that George I's great-grandson George III (an Englishman through and through, but prone to insanity due to a recurring illness) inherited the throne, Parliament had definitely established its supremacy and the Prime Minister, and not the monarch, was the most important person in the state.

The modern monarch doesn't really do all that much: his or her powers are purely ceremonial, a result of Parliament taking on more and more of the monarch's remaining powers in the 18th and 19th century, helped by a succession of monarchs who were, in order, unable to speak English (George I and II), mentally ill (George III), a total dilletante (George IV), very old and only king for seven years (William IV), a woman (Victoria) and another dilletante (Edward VII). There were only three periods when monarchs tried to assert themselves in any serious fashion, and they were ended, respectively, by losing a war in America, the death of George IV and the death of Albert. To be honest, the monarchs would barely have been able to prevent the eroding of their remaining power if they'd made the effort.

While the monarch does ''technically'' have the ability to veto any act of Parliament, to refuse a nominated Prime Minister, to sack the Prime Minister if he messes up, or to mobilise the army, to actually do so would likely cause a massive public outcry as it would be going against the will of the people by virtue of going against their democratically-elected leader. It is also extremely unlikely that the monarch could face-off against the rest of the British political establishment and win (the last monarch to do anything against the will of Parliament was King William IV in the 19th century and even then his action -- appointing his own choice of Prime Minister -- was extremely controversial and done at the behest of a coterie of powerful politicians). Additionally while the Prime Minister will go to ask the Monarch's permission to dissolve Parliament, call a General Election and assemble a new Parliament after the elections this is more tradition than an actual power.

However, the current Queen is not entirely powerless. As the armed forces swear allegiance to the monarch and not to the Government, should the Prime Minister declare himself a dictatorial leader the queen can directly order them to stand down and, if necessary, turn against Westminster. This would be an awesome ending to a film, if anyone wants to make it. She also holds similar powers over some of the other nations in the Commonwealth via her Governors-General, her official representatives to the Commonwealth realms who swear allegiance to her as their head of state. The entire Australian Parliament was even dismissed by one Governor-General as recently as 1975, mainly because the politicians were arguing too much over money and how it should be spent.

Mostly, however, the monarch drinks tea and acts as a source of advice to the Prime Minister. Several prime ministers have attested that this is typically ''not'' just ceremony: the Queen has access to most significant government documents, and apparently, has spent several hours a day '''every''' day for the last fifty or so years going through them. There's very little she doesn't know about government policy, and her advice has proven invaluable to several Prime Ministers (UsefulNotes/TonyBlair in particular noted this, much to the annoyance of his republican wife; this is portrayed quite clearly in ''Film/TheQueen''). The current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, is reportedly a [[OneOfUs fan]] of the new series of ''Series/DoctorWho'' and plays the UsefulNotes/{{Wii}}. Contrary to popular belief, UsefulNotes/BarackObama's gift of an iPod to the Queen was not an ill-informed ''faux pas''; while it is true she already had one, she had previously mentioned that it was out of date and would really appreciate a more up to date one.

The traditional way to refer to the monarch is "His/Her/Your Majesty" the first time you mention them, and then "sir" or ma'am" thereafter. In the past when more countries had monarchs, the British monarch was sometimes specifically identified as "His/Her Britannic Majesty", which still typically appears on customs documents such as passports.

Good etiquette upon meeting the monarch is for a lady to do a small curtsy, or a man to do a small bow, from the head. On presentation to The Queen, the correct formal address is 'Your Majesty' and subsequently 'Ma'am'. However, the official line from the Palace is that there there are no obligatory codes of behaviour - just courtesy. The Queen herself will notice if you slip up, but naturally will not be bothered by it.

Such was the power and scope of the British Empire that the Westminster system is still used in many Commonwealth countries, notably [[UsefulNotes/AustralianPolitics Australia]], [[UsefulNotes/CanadianPolitics Canada]], New Zealand, half the Caribbean, as well a number of countries that still use the system despite no longer recognising the Queen as their Head of State.

See UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor for more about "Queenie" and her family in fact and fiction.

See UsefulNotes/IrishPoliticalSystem for the way it works a little west.